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No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and Iām sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.
Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.
So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.
I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved
#ask#anon#im tickled that you think id be offended by swearing#its very nice and considerate of you#but does now just make me wonder#if theres people on this website with their swearing preferences in their bio#ālike swears are okay but if i see one of you fucking cunts use the lords name in vain your getting blocked on sightā#...wait is god a swear#i was listening to songs in the background on youtube the other day#just letting the algorithm choose the next one#and i noticed one of the songs was like jumping weirdly#so i click onto it#and someone had uploaded a clean version of the song on youtube#which had taken out all the uses of āgodā too#which was half the song lol#anyway this was a weird tangent#opps
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good luck
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#pokemon legends arceus#calem pokemon#pokemon calem#rei pokemon#pokemon rei#any excuse to draw rei#where is volo............. pokemas give him to me#if i have to wait to 5th anni i swear to god#anyway i have a lot of conflicting thoughts about za but for now i will remain cautiously optimistic
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tragic little victorian child still serving cunt despite it all š
#was gonna wait to post this until the morning but it's Juneteenth heheh#happy Juneteenth Thistle š#also if anyone tries to tell me that Thistle isn't a victorian child I swear to god (I KNOW OKAY IT'S A JOKE)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#thistle dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#thistle#my art
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#āgenocide joeā yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#ādont vote guys both parties are badā ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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"Ah. Your distraction worked. Could have set it when we were farther away." / "DƩsolƩ. I didn't say it was a good plan."
#that last shot is everything to me#this is their introductory scene btw#this one is for me and the other six people who care about them so much rn. i can't wait for other people to also love them.#Evka Ivo#Antoine Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Dragon Age The Veilguard#Dragon Age#Bioware can we give him a last name so I can tag him properly. There are two Antoines in Thedas but obviously this one is more important.#I swear to god I'm gonna tag him as Antoine Ivo if I need to.#Gena makes stuff#Gena's gifs#dragonageedit#datvedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv#actually I was going to have a source but then I remembered the game is out in like 36 hours so. and it's a review I feel weird about anywa
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i think about your genderbent stan every. single. day. as well as your fem fiddlestan. what have you done to my braiin /pos they just live up there now
Honestly.. me too. Fem stan just has more LOVE
Heres an older version of her because why not (she's daydreaming give her a second)
She is NOT good at dating (like every stan, obviously)
#i might repost this as its own post wait...#gravity falls lazy susan#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#lazy susan#stanley pines#gravity falls stanley#gf stanley#gf stan pines#young fiddleford#ALSO. reveal of their older designs š¼#i drew a lot more of them stay tuned..#i know i drew lazy susan as a male but#fem stan 100% likes girls more trust me#fem stan dated a mermaid + loves when fidds wears southern turquoise shit#if you say male lazy susan looks like giddeon I SWEAR TO GOD
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you ever think abt what if you gave a girl your whole life but she didnt even want it? you gave her your life to protect her and she threw you away?? what if even after that you still took care of her the best you could???? and then when you next see her shes not even her???? because you gave her your whole life to save her but you couldnt protect her?????? wouldnt that fuck you up?????? wouldnt that be so painful????????? you ever think about that?????
look at the full size image for better quality:>
#gtn#gtn spoilers#htn#htn spoilers#gideon the ninth#saphy i SWEAR TO GOD if you see this#you BETTER have one of these tags blocked#š«š«š«š«š«š«#anyways idk how this looks ive spent about 10000 hours looking at it#and ive had to fix so many things that made her look gooft#so maybe ill delete tmr#maybe i wont tho who knows#ive been feelin a lot of feelings abt gideon#poor girly#wait i forgot to tag#gideon nav#tlt#tlt fanart#the locked tomb#gideon spoilers#its night time im eepy
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i miss them
#lychee's trash art#the dragon prince#tdp#claudia tdp#tdp claudia#soren tdp#tdp soren#remember when wonderstorm was active on tumblrā¦#i swear they rebranded but i don't remember off the top of my headlmfao that's embarassing#anyway. my favs ever!! the most siblings!!!!#(please let them have a happy ending oh my god)#(i can't have another zuko & azula and watch it get resolved in excruciatingly subpar comics)#wait does anyone have that art of them dyeing each other's hair#it's kind of my favorite hc ever#tdp brainrot is real i've done nothing but scroll for two days since finishing s6#it's definitely not three am rn
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Thinkinnnnnnnn... about Soap's thick cock at a military charity dinner/ball with reader. Okay, hear me out, though!
Poor thing is finding it too difficult to hide his boner sexual feelings for you (having only just met you, of course) as you laugh at his jokes and place a hand on his arm like you've known him for a millenia, aware of the fact that you're just one of those friendly 'highers' of the echelon, only there for the written bonus you'll get in the post within the next few weeks.
So, whilst you're busy chatting it up with one of those... Captain bastards on your table - not his lovely Captain, of course... love you, Price - he slips out of his assigned seating to creep to the bathroom, passing an uncomfortable number of strangers as he nears the entrance, praying to the Lord himself (just as his mum begs him to on Saturdays) that they won't look down at his crotch as he crab-walks with his back along the walls as if it's a new mission on his docket, all to pump an incredibly tough one out in a stall that takes him a healthy eight minutes to clean up from due to the oil-drum load of thick cum he managed to dislodge from his balls, having only just returned from base within the past three days.
#soap x reader#soap x you#johnny soap mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish x you#soap mactavish x reader#soap mactavish x you#john soap mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x you#johnny soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish headcanons#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod soap#soap mw2#soap mw3#soap mwii#call of duty#call of duty fanfic#callofduty#call of duty fanfiction#cod#wait cause i have thoughts#he gets back to the table and there's a standing ovation for some shit speech he didnt hear#and you dont stand#and he sees it#you're wheelchair-bound#NOBODY STEAL THIS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD#ITS MY IDEA JUST LOOK AT MY AO3#ive already done this with another ship
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#i swear to god someones already drawn this#isat#siffrin#in stars and time#waiting for my bus posting siffrin boofing the whole roach
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It started
as a sketch.
Not what it is now, but, I needed that drawing for my mental health.
Wanted to post a bunch of sketches but I have no idea when will I have such opportunity.
#the magnus archives#my art#rusty quill tma#gerry keay#tma gerry#tma gerard keay#tma#tma fanart#I need more content with green-eyed Gerry I swear to god#he looks tired#as he should actually#tma fandom hello#how have you been#Iām working on an illustration with him so wait for it#gerard keay#the eye#collapse is going insane but itās stylish so itās ok
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Dr. Ratios predictions, theories and ideas I have for his lore BECAUSE SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND I AM INSANE ABOUT HIM AAAAAAA
ā¼ļøINCLUDES DISCUSSION OF LEAKS SO BE WARNEDā¼ļø
So, Iām sure if you like Dr. Ratio even a little bit or have kept up with what leakers are doing, you have heard of a little something.
That little something being our new planet in coming in 3.0 is Ancient Greece inspiredĀ
Oh boy.
And oh it gets better, thanks Sparkle for playing genderbend Ratio during Cosmoddesy becauseĀ
Yup, this is his planet.
Iām well aware it will be like 7 months before we start getting proper leaks about this place, but for now, letās do some speculation shall we, because if thereās anywhere we are gonna get his backstory/lore/a story centered around him, it will be here.
So letās beginĀ
Whatever the hell I think is gonna happen during 3.0
A) He will serve as a guide for the Astral Express in navigating this planetĀ
I donāt think he will immediately go to them to help, or they will immediately seek out him, but rather coincidentally or through the connivence of circumstance he will end up helping lead us around, at least partially until we really get roped into a conflict.
Or, itās the other way around, where we kinda are left to our own devices a bit and then something happens and either by his own decision or something thatās forced upon him, Dr. Ratio now has to supervise from now on.
Personally I find the second option way more interesting and I think it has way more potential for angst so Iām going with that one let Ratio be dragged around by a malicious entity or his own experiences Iām so here for it.Ā
B) Something happens.
Wow, descriptive.Ā
Ok, what I really mean is that something bad happens like a prophecy comes true or the express breaks something or a stellaron comes to eat peopleās grandmas and Ratio is implicated in it.Ā
And this is where the fun begins, as the nature of what this something is can completely shift the story in very interesting ways.
Perhaps he was prophesied to doom Amphoreousās civilization with his presence or something, and was abandoned by his parents on another planet?
Perhaps he has connections to the leaders there who desired for him to be their puppet/tool, so he left to find his own path and now they are trying to force him back.
Perhaps he failed at a test of theirs when he was younger, some universal trait on the planet that he couldnāt live up to and was exiled because of it. Now that heās back, they blame whatever bad thing happens on Ratio.Ā
I actually really like these particular theories as Ratio has a lot of themes about creating your own destiny, so seeing him resist one forced upon him would be compelling. Moreover, I feel as though an arc demonstrating how exactly he wanted to become a Genius/where he got all his insecurities and motivations from is not only necessary for his character but would flesh out the way we see the path of Erudition in general, even if I already really like the way they have gone with it so far.Ā
C) Resolution/Self acceptanceĀ
I doubt they will permanently kill him, it just doesnāt suit his character at all.
However, do I think is he gonna get messed up by whatever that āsomethingā is? Yes.Ā
If the story centers on this remains to be seen, honestly, I doubt it will considering we have the entire cast of the planet and its own lore to meet and learn about, but I do think Ratio will be a major player and I hope how he feels gets some of the plotās focus as we have quite literally only have 1 full scene of him where we see who he truly is, and itās all the way back in 1.6 (Ratio-Screwllum conversation my Roman Empire).Ā
Like guys I needed this man bleeding out screaming dying crying throwing up clutching his wounds looking up at the screen like a kicked puppy losing all hope in himself and others YESTERDAYĀ
I NEED SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO HIM FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND BECAUSE RATIO IS SO HIGH STRUNG THAT ANY AMOUNT OF PRESSURE WILL CAUSE HIM TO SNAP SO PLEASE HOYO LET HIM BREAK!!!
He needs another scene where heās being sincere, he needs a scene where heās being vulnerable, Ratioās marble facade needs to crumble to reveal the man underneath and I need that man to pick himself back up again knowing he can allow himself to be human as well AAAAAAAAAA
His connections to AcheronĀ
If you have seen my other posts I have already talked about this at length, however the brainrot for this particular detail is all consuming so let me just demonstrate:
Dr. Ratio has the same philosophy as Acheron, an emanator of Nihility.
Look.
Essentially, they both believe that only in desperate situations will humans reach their full potential and begin to truly live for themselves. Moreover, they also both try and offer the tools to help people save themselves, Ratio with knowledge and Acheron with destroying the dreamscape, and that even if people can only become their true selves through struggle, it is the guidance and love of other people that will allow them to pick themselves up.Ā
Interestingly, pre-2.2 I also believed Ratio was walking the path of Nihility, due to how he engages with knowledge. That very viewpoint spawned from the 1.6 conversation I just showed you, as Ratio demonstrates to the audience that he does not care about knowledge in of itself, but rather the value it can bring to people.
Now, this sets him apart from the Genius Society members, who believe knowledge is inherently valuable and that it is what brings the universe meaning to them. Every person Nous has acknowledged has expressed this belief, which is why they were acknowledged and Ratio isnāt.
Before you say it, no, itās not that he isnāt smart enough, quite the opposite actually.
Screwllum himself acknowledges his genius and time and time again are Ratios myriad of accomplishments brought up. In universe plenty of people believe he should have been instated into the society by now as well:
These are just the ones that implicate the society directly, as so many of Ratioās character stories also mention just how accomplished he is.
Moreover, in 2.3 we are getting a new Sim Uni update made by Ratio himself, centered on humanity because of course it is, therefore heās even smart enough to do the same things the GS members do, even collaborating with Screwllum to work on their favorite pet project.
So, what does this have to do with his lack of acknowledgment, and the path of Nihility?
I have established Ratio is smart enough and that he doesnāt view knowledge in the same way the other memberās do. Therefore, this difference in mindset is why Nous has never acknowledged him, because as much as Ratio thinks he is walking the path of Erudition, his personal philosophy and behaviors have never aligned with that, even if he thinks they do.
I mean, the man says it himself, even if he doesnāt realize the implications of it:
āThe Path of Erudition has neither reason nor logic. While geniuses wander among the stars, the ordinary canāt even trace their footsteps.ā
That is the path the Genius Society members walk, the path Ratio is criticizing in this sentence, the path he refuses to travel along himself, because what defines Ratio is that he will never leave the ordinary behind to stumble alone.
That is the path of Erudition.
And Veritas Ratio does not follow it.Ā
So what does he believe in?
Finding your own path. Forging your own future, in the face of a meaningless universe, that is the only thing we should do, the only thing we CAN do.Ā
āeven a life marked by failure is a life worth livingā
Thatās what Ratio believes.
It doesnāt matter if the masses cannot escape their mediocrity, if they will never be geniuses, if their efforts will go unacknowledged, because the universe doesnāt care, therefore they shouldnāt either. There is no grand test, no final destination, no perfect goal people must attain.
Destiny is uncertain, and peopleās fates are theirs to choose.Ā
Dr. Ratio believes people can still improve themselves, and that it doesnāt matter if people cannot reach the ceiling of knowledge, as they should still push themselves off the floor and stand up.Ā
He doesnāt think anything confines people from bettering themselves, and that itās pointless to deliberate over whether one can achieve perfection or not, they should strive to improve themselves regardless and live their best lives because why not? Sure thereās nothing saying they can, but thereās also nothing saying they canāt, and in the face of a meaningless universe, devoid of purpose, one must create their own, and he dedicates his life to aiding others in realizing this.
Ironically, Ratio does not take his own advice. He can recognize the merits of the masses, but he cannot appreciate his own. Ratio is forever walking forward, but he cannot see the path ahead of him, or appreciate the lengths he has gone, the distance he has traveled, and the lives he has improved.Ā
Ratio spreads knowledge across the universe, believing that is what Nous desires, what the Erudition means, or rather should be, which is partly why he views himself as mundane, as a failure.Ā
Not just because he is as ordinary as any other person, but because Ratio thinks he hasnāt succeeded in his goal without Nousās acknowledgement. I think he believes that he hasnāt done enough, that he isnāt smart enough, that he will never be good enough, therefore no matter what has happened, Ratio is doomed do be as mundane as everyone else, and his accomplishments will never be worth the gaze of the entity who inspired him to help others in the first place, as thatās what Ratio believes they would want.
However, helping others is not something Nous cares about, itās something Dr. Ratio cares about. Even if he doesnāt understand or acknowledge it, Ratioās accomplishments are meaningful, and he has walked his path further than most ever have.Ā
However, that path just isnāt the path of Erudition, itās the path of Existence.Ā
Initially I believed it to be the Nihility, and in a way Iām not wrong, considering one must cross underneath the shadow of the Nihility to find the Existence, so in a way he is still approaching them.
However, as always, Acheron clarifies everything.
The Nihility envelops all, therefore it is meaningless. And before our final ending, our predetermined destiny (death), we have so many choices to make, therefore we should make them, as it makes both our life and death develop a completely different meaning.
As I have stated, this is what Ratio believes in, even if he attributes it to the Erudition, rather than the Nihility.
Ratioās entire goal in life is to help others bring meaning to their lives and guide them in the right direction so they can begin to choose for themselves, using knowledge as his means to do so.
Which is exactly what Acheron does, āon the still waters of oblivion, I guide the wandering souls,ā isnāt just a line she says because it sounds cool, rather, that is her goal as well. An emanator of Nihility, whose goal is to help others find their meaning in the universe.Ā
But Acheron doesnāt just want that. She is looking for the Existence, and to kill the Nihility (meaningless) forever.
Which is significant, because if Ratio believes the same exact thing she does, and is walking the same path as she is, then like Acheron, he is heading towards the Existence, not the Erudition.
And Nous will never acknowledge him, not because he isnāt smart enough, but because he never followed them to begin with.
In fact, we know what Ratio is, or rather, what he might end up becoming.
So far no Doctors of Chaos have succeeded in their goals, but perhaps Dr. Ratio, Dr VERITAS Ratio, will be the one to do so. After all, who else could it be but him?
How fitting that the man named after truth would be the one to find it.
That fuckass owlĀ
Glaux I want to throw you into a blenderĀ
This is Professor Glaux, one of the figures from the Hanunue-Clockie Era of Penacony who did some things like bring the stellaron there, was a scholar of the Intellgenica Guild, became the first dreamweaver, inspired the paper birds, did some shit with the Nightingale Family and presumably died.
I know, horrible explanation, especially considering I havenāt even done the quest this guy is from, but hopefully thatās all the information you need for now so I can introduce you to this theory (which I did not create, sadly I donāt remember who did but it was someone on twitter somewhere so shoutout to them)
That beingā¦ Dr. Ratio is Glaux
I hate it Iām sorry. But I will attempt to explain where itās coming from.
A) Glaux has very similar references to Ratio, aka they are both associated with Greek culture, wisdom and owlsĀ
Glaux is the Greek word for owl and they are heavily associated with Athena, the god of wisdom.
Now Ratio has extremely obvious owl, Greek and wisdom association if you have looked at him for any longer than 2 seconds so Iām not gonna bother to demonstrate it, they have similar references, moving on.
B) The Intelligencia Guild + their titlesĀ
They are from the same faction, and both are referred to as Professors (ratio gets called that more in the CN version I think), and at least Ratio dedicates his time to spreading knowledge, which I think is something Glaux shared.Ā Ā
C) This occurrence in Gold and Gears
You know, the one where a student kills themself because Ratio thinks they are an idiot.
Well, itās complicated because apparently the story told in Gold in Gears takes place a long time ago??Ā
How long I donāt know as my brain melted in my skull when trying to piece it together, so please do correct me if Iām wrong, Iāll try to make sense of it later.
Moreover, this is also complicated by the fact that this particular occurrence was used by Herta to teach the trailblazer some mechanics of the sim uni, which makes me thing itās not a part of the lore/timeline in it in general, and just something funny she added in anyways. Continually, there are also occurrences from characters like Argenti and of the Genius Society members themselves, so I donāt think every event is set in the distant past.
However, I think this idea comes from the other person in that occurrence, Dr. No5, but he also kills himself in it, and I canāt find anymore information on it, so I doubt it. (also apparently in the Chinese version the Ratio they refer to isnāt in the way they refer to Dr. Ratio/the one we know so idk)
Either way, what this means is that if this occurrence did take place a while ago, then Ratio must be super fucking old and he must have been part of the Intellegencia Guild during that time, like a certain owl aka Glaux, who was part of it.
D) Ratioās weird origins
By weird origins I mean we know jack shit about his past (although we finally know the planet heās from!) and for all we know the man could have spawned in one day, with some other theories even coming to that conclusion, like the infamous worm theory.
Essentially, if you put this all together, Ratio was once an owl-humanoid named Glaux who was from the Amphoreous, and then became part of the Intelligencia Guild a while back, which is when that occurrence happened. He then went to Penacony, did some stuff, faked his death and like came back as Dr. Ratio on that planet again, which is why we donāt know anything about his origins.
Can you tell why I hate this theory as a concept.
I find it to be dumb, nonsensical, a waste of potential and just straight up random as hell. However it is also objectively valid and could have happened within the plot of the game which is why I hate it so much because please hoyoverse do not go in this direction I will skin you.
However, I do not think Ratio has nothing to do with Glaux.
Rather,
A) The stuff Glaux did on Penacony is meant to parallel how Ratio acted there, as both served as a guiding figure for people on their respective timelinesĀ
B) Ratio is the same species as Glaux/ they are from the same planet (Amphoreous).
Now this I fuck with heavily. Yes, Glaux is way more owl looking than Ratio is, however more human versions of his species could exist, and Ratio could just have the ability to like shift forms or something.
He also looks extremely similar to the owls on Ratios design, which I now deem it appropriate to show to you the metric fuck ton of owls in Ratios design.
(thereās a few more btw I just couldnāt fit them due to the image limit LMAOO)
Why do you have so many, and why is it the same fucking owl, same culture, same goddess referenced, same symbolism????Ā
Like even if I hate the 1 : 1 Glaux-Ratio theory, they are clearly connected, and this is no accident on behalf of the developers.Ā
Therefore, I would keep an eye out for Glaux mentions in the future, especially on the planet coming in 3.0, as I 100% believe that they are from the same planet. Thereās no way they canāt be connected in some manner, and if I am right about this I will be annoying about it for the rest of time.Ā
I canāt believe owl Ratio might actually be a reality.Ā
So uh, letās put this all together.
We go to Ratioās planet in 3.0, problems happen and we learn both his past and his connections to that owl species Glaux is from which likely causes even more problems. Bbg probably gets his ass handed to him in 3.0 and 3.1 and gets to make up for it in 3.2, ending the arc off more fulfilled as a person, and perhaps making some realizations about himself including that he isnāt actually following the path of Erudition. Then we skip all the way to endgame when the trailblazers are fighting Nanook and him and Acheron come in with the steel chair hopped up on Existence juice to give the trailblazer enough of a will to live as to not succumb to the Nihility because oh my god how can you defeat the embodiment of Destruction. We somehow win and Dr. Ratio gets married to Aventurine and they ride off into the sunset roll credits we all cheered.Ā
So, yeah.
If Iām even a little bit right about this I will be the most insufferable person on this planet. Anyways I hope you enjoyed reading this, and even if these theories donāt end up being true I do still think the speculation gives a lot of insight into his character.
#honkai star rail#hsr#dr ratio#veritas ratio#hsr dr ratio#dr ratio hsr#hsr theory#hsr leaks#i am insane about this#I will be insane about it#You donāt understand.#GIVE IT TO ME HOYOVERSE GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE EEE#God I canāt wait for 3.0 I need Ratio to get his ass kicked PLEASEEE#HE NEEDS TO SNAP! HE NEEDS TO SNAP!#Aventurine pls save your husband from my delusions thanks#Acheron#Acheron hsr#she always shows up#I swear
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āEw you like Lestatā
LISTEN YOU WATCHER OF TELEVISION. Iāve been waiting for what feels like a century for this blond fuck to prance around a stage in bad makeup and slutty clothes.
If you try to bully me for this I swear to ERIC BOGOSIAN I will spoil the entire series for you š
#š¤ŗš¤ŗš¤ŗ BACK I SAY BACK!!!#Eric felt more powerful than god in this moment#but seriously jokes aside I swear if I see one more person be rude to Lestat girlies whoāve waited very long for a good adaptation ā¦.#Iāll take this whole site down with me lol#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#iwtv#vampire chronicles#lestat de lioncourt#anne rice#iwtv amc
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Hi bill welcome back
#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#my art#digital artist#digital drawing#digital illustration#digital painting#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#fanart#bill cipher fanart#mimi i swear to god hi im waiting on you
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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father-daughter duo but with their usual expressions swapped.
#honestly seeing my henry smile like that is surreal to me but hey. he gets to smile a few times okay. he's not fine all the time in the au#so he deserves to be happy sometimes!!#btw im crawling out of artblock and i'm STILL fighting it SCREAMS#i swear to god i cant wait to finish chapter 3 but it's been a trudging journey okay!!#hidden hands au#henry emily#charlie emily#charlotte emily#fnaf henry emily#fnaf charlie emily#fnaf charlotte emily#my art
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