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evercelle · 3 months ago

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"tragedies: the love was there"

#alien stage #mizisua #ivantill #mizitill #ever makes art #okay i lied. i had one more alnst thought. NOW im done for real

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 days ago

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guys who got abandoned

#bumblebee #b 127 #spinel #perrito #transformers #transformers one #steven universe #puss in boots #the last wish #can u tell that i started having so much drawing spinel LOL #shes so cute #i guess im just a sucker for guys with abandonment issues #put 3 of these guys in a room and only spinel is coming out covered in blood LOOOL #pre steven spinel of course #perrito and bee would literally be the bestest friends though #like bee would just be spouting lies about how great he was at his other jobs #and perrito would just be like “wow thats so amazing!”#spinel banging her head on the door and clawing at the walls meanwhile

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avenoire · 11 days ago

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obligatory Sonic reacts to Shadow laughing x2

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samble-moved · 1 year ago

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post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

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hornetstabber · 6 months ago

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zionist reblog simulator

#lied earlier i guess but now im done

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mothpendragon · 1 month ago

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ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU be like:

Someone asked for the full scene and I am here to deliver!!

And once again, hope you get a kick outta this @kyri45

Also enjoy me on the piano in the beginning bit

Couldn’t figure out some of the logistics of this scene since it doesn’t completely line up with the story of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU, so instead I just made it about the AU in general

I had a lot of fun making this

But seriously this took…..hours……..so many hours

#lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach bio parents au #lmk shitpost #sun wukong #sun wukong war form #lmk sun wukong #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk mei #lmk red son #lmk sandy #lmk mo #lmk li jing #lmk mk #my shitposts #you have no idea how many hours this took…#im super happy with how it turned out tho #hopefully this makes y’all laugh as much as I laughed making it

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telanadasvhenan · 6 months ago

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#dragon age #art #solas #lavellan #solavellan #dai #dragon age inquisition #my art #oc: avelea #solas x lavellan #fen’harel #solas lowk looks bad in some of these IDC!!!#Its 4 am and ill die if i have to keep drawing his face #lies flat #he is so hard to draw im ngl #he never looks consistent #BUT WE MOVE #does not help i cannot maintain a style

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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arcanegifs · 2 months ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "She said if every Enforcer had a heart like yours, we could take on Noxus itself."

#ok i lied i managed to sneak in some time to make a short gifset bc HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE BAE <3 #also the character poll yessss am working on it im trying my best bc 15 gifs is no slouch ksdfjksdfs #arcane #arcaneedit #arcane league of legends #vi #vi arcane #arcane vi #league of legends #league of legends arcane #vi lol #vi league of legends #type: gif #media: arcane #arcane s2 #arcane season 2 #arcane netflix #s2 ep1

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lxnarphase · 3 months ago

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i love men who cry when they eat pussy because it's just so good. you smell so sweet and taste like heaven, tears dripping down his face as he whines and whimpers and moans.

he's so pitiful, hiccupping into your sticky slit, a messy mixture of spit and cum as he begs you to cum again on his tongue, promising it'll be the last one and then he'll fuck you.

but he's such a liar that's addicted to your sweet, honeyed cunt, and he can't help himself but suck on your puffy clip, sobbing as he cums messily into his boxers. so so pitiful, but so so cute.

"please, baby, jus' a few more? m' so in love with your pussy, s' so good, givin' me s'much, fuck, please? please cum more, i-i can't live without your cunt, can't live without your sticky lil' pussy, baby."

thinkin' of: gojo, choso, bokuto, atsumu, koganegawa, hinata

#˗ˏˋ ★ from lunnie .ᐟ #sighhhh #day dreamingggg #kickin my feet #gojo smut #jjk smut #haikyuu smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #haikyuu x reader #gojo x reader #choso x reader #bokuto x reader #atsumu x reader #hinata x reader #kogane x reader #I LIED IM TAGGING CHARACTERS FOR MY OWN SORTING

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inkskinned · 2 years ago

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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"