#-incoherent muttering-

[cloudwhisper23]

Oneshot who? I just wanna write oneshots, but apparently this is turning into an AU. How dare it. This was just supposed to be a lil fun thing for the Crying Child, but noooooo, it's gotta be an AU now.

[pepemoon]

Most of the nights, with eyebags as deep as the ocean, Wilbur haunts the dark gritty Pogtopia. Some of them he exhausts himself to sleep. Few of them spent trapped in a nightmare of betrayal and despair.

Those next mornings it wasn't uncommon for him to find himself wrapped in a blanket, his hand left tingly warm. Whether the action went unnoticed or not, Wilbur would speak nothing of those mornings.

[morsmortish]

i can guarantee that one could find bcj crouched over his cracked bathroom mirror at 3am trying to simultaneously dye his roots, cut the sides of his hair, pierce his eyebrow, fix his chipped tooth and repair his chipped black nail polish. all whilst deciding whether or not a face tattoo is a good move, with a toothbrush between his lips.

[tricksterzoroark]

team of being so normal about older men

[alockandkey]

I think the one singular drawback of the qsmp is that now i have streamers i like watching but if their native language isnt english or spanish and they are streaming things that arent qsmp i am shit outta luck.

[turtleblogatlast]

My rambling is always cut off by the tag limits 😔

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

something that drives me kind of crazy in regards to solaris running through the agent's zoraxis files during the death engine mission is just like... how much stuff she did.

like obviously she did a lot of stuff but. i mean. by that point in the games she's only been at zoraxis for five years. that's not a lot of time. and considering what revolutionary tech the death engine is, i would imagine she spent most of those five years working on that.

but THEN, she also worked on the z-car. and the grenegg. and the escape pods. and on and on and on and it makes me wonder like... when does she get a break?? solaris is consistently churning out new machines that range from boring yet effective, to never before seen! but they're consistently high quality, even despite the insane crunch she must be working under.

the dashboard canon in the z-car did it's job well enough to help the phoenix escape. the layers of defense on the grenegg are notorious for being one of the hardest puzzles for new players to solve under pressure. the self destruct module is the only part of the escape pod that even works. she created a device powerful enough to reroute gravity by harnessing some rocks and she calls it a prototype.

hell, she never tested the rocket chair ONCE and the first time it's used it works flawlessly. and why, might you ask, has she never gotten the chance to test it? could it be, perhaps, that she had so much stuff to do? that she physically did not have the time? that zor was pulling her from project to project and she didn't even have the time to make sure she was doing her best work?

you have to imagine that she was important to zor. if there was anyone else who could have made the death engine, they probably would have discarded her at the drop of a hat. clearly, they value loyalty and obedience- two traits she doesn't seem to have. she's important to them, surely...

but thinking about how much zoraxis must have been running her into the ground is kind of crazy, is all. those are just the projects we hear about. who knows how many other things she made that were never relevant to the phoenix to begin with?

[presiding]

dishonored chaos thoughts. usually, when you discuss a person's actions, you do so in terms of intention, behaviour, outcome.

when the dishonored fandom talks about high chaos corvo, or low chaos corvo, the reader is to infer the intentions & behaviours this aligns to. high/low chaos is a useful short hand to discuss AUs: it conveys a similar set of outcomes in gameplay terms, given the achievements pushing certain behaviours (eg. ghost/clean hands, & the necessity of a second playthrough encouraging behaviours you haven't explored)

but. although there's a broad scope of behaviours (because there's lots of choices in-game) that the outcomes (chaos levels) could refer to, I think we often underrepresent intentions in all this.

strange, because revenge is such a core theme. for instance, compare your headcanons for vengeful & high chaos corvo, vs. vengeful & yet, still low chaos corvo.

or, go the other way, and corvo is merciful & low chaos... vs. merciful & high chaos. this could be anything - assassin returns from jail and sees the world has turned to shit, gets powers which he takes to mean that his mercy need not be bloodless.

fun, right?

[captain-astors]

Azrael

[munsons-mutiny]

IF ANYONE IS STILL LISTENING SOMEONE FUCKING ASK WHETHER DERRIG AND/OR WILL WERE PART OF THE GRIMM FUCKING VERITY!!!! OR SOME RELATED FACTION!!!!!

WHAT IF WE!!!!! JUST DIDNT ASSUME!!!!!! THE ATTACK WAS ABOUT KEYLETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW ORYMS TALKING ABOUT HIS SISTER COMING!!!!!!! IF WILL AND DERRIG KNEW/WERE PART OF MOON SHIT SHE MIGHT BE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT TO MENTION IF THEY ARE THAT MEANS BIG MOON LITTLE MOON ISNT A MOTHERFUCKING COINCIDENCE!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE HAD THIS THEORY SINCE LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!! AND IT JUST HASNT BEEN ANSWERED DESPITE CIRCLING IT MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKING FERAL OVER THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL

and there’s a little itty bitty tiny voice in my head going but what if Liam isn’t asking those questions on purpose. He’s so close with his family, what if he does know, what if he’s the one everyone’s like you’re the good one the one we all trust, only he’s the one with the biggest fucking secret. It doesn’t quite make sense with why he wouldn’t say anything, there’s no point in staying quiet unless he’s part of the opposing side in some manner, which doesn’t check out. Unless he’s been a spy the whole time. How’d Dusk know to do an elf/half elf. Coincidence? Or laughing at the fact that she knows more. God it doesn’t add up if it’s true I’m missing some big fucking pieces, so I’m inclined to say this is me taking the conspiracy one step too far. But still the voice persists no matter how much logic says he wouldn’t.

[tariah23]

Since the power went out, I was like “so………. Mah, wanna watch jujutsu Kaisen with me while we wait 😐-?”

[juleteinthrum]

Can you belIEVE ME. ZIM(a trauma holder) would have a fucking trauma response(im a trauma holder)?! UNFATHOMABLE (i carry the majority of the bodily trauma including emotional shit).

[tumblebagel]

Don’t open a new unity project

Don’t open a new unity project

Don’t open a new unity project

Don’t open a new unity project

Animal HRT dating sim when?

sabine specifically asked for a full dating sim featuring me idk why

[makismei]

thinking about toji with a sensitive girl who runs away before she cums, saying it’s too much and she can’t take it! cw: hints of sadism & machoism, unintentional edging, squirting, he’s pretty sweet ^.^

“baby, c’mon, you’re making this harder for yourself.” he chides, dragging your twitchy hips back. your thighs stay shut and he sends you a pointed glare, “what’s this?”

“toji,” you sniffle, “s’ too much, i can’t do it.”

with your teary eyes and quivering legs, toji can’t help but be mean. you’re so cute. it might be the death of him.

“want to use your special little word?” he asks lowly, already knowing your answer.

you shrink in on yourself, “n-no…”

he hums, a sick grin tugging on his lips. “i’m gonna need something more convincing than that, baby.”

you pout. he’s teasing you. he likes to see you like this.

shyly, you open your thighs, revealing your soaked cunt to him. his eyes lock in on your needy hole, twitching and drooling all over the bedsheets. “please, toji, make me cum..”

“aw, how sweet. saying please too, how can i say no?” he mutters, thick hand caressing your thigh, trailing closer to where you need him.

“you’re not gonna run this time, right?” he pats your pussy, entertained by the way you tense and how you force your legs to stay open.

“m’ not!” he knows you’re lying. but it’s fine, he likes testing how far you can go.

he thumbs your clit, watching you intently. you’re staring down at his hand, anticipating his next move. slowly, he pushes two fingers inside, groaning to himself when you squeeze down on his digits, “what a slutty cunt,” he grouses, “see doll, she’s begging to cum, but you’re not letting her.”

toji prods around, still thumbing your clit and you think you’re going to cry.

“hold your legs back,” he doesn’t even bother looking at you, “your legs are trying to close on me.”

you know what’s gonna happen if you hold your legs back. but also, what happens if you don’t. you shake your head, defiant. “i don’t wanna…”

the man hums, amused. “you’re gonna be like that?” you nod, testing him.

“hmm, i think m’ done being nice to you.” your pupils morphing into hearts at his words, barely even realizing that he’s putting a hand on your thigh, pushing it down to make room for him. he locks your other leg underneath him.

his fingers know exactly where to poke, thumb still on your clit. he’s so precise, aiming for that one spot again and again.

naturally, because he’s already tried to make you cum a few times, it doesn’t take long for you to know you’re gonna cum.

“don’t.” he scolds, already knowing what you’re up to, “don’t hold it, cum.”

it’s overwhelming, you’re not sure if you’re holding it intentionally, but you like it when he forces you to cum anyway. “i c-can’t, toji, toji no!”

you’re trying to squirm away. away from the onslaught of pleasure. toji glares at you and then you hear it.

a soft buzz and you look down, mortified. he’s still fingering you, despite the fact you’re clenching down so hard he can barely move his fingers.

“wait.. wait toji, baby, please,” you beg, “i’ll cum, i’ll cum now. but plea—easeeee!”

“i’ve given you enough chances,” he frowns, pressing the little toy against your clit, he continues driving his digits into you. “c’mon baby, make me happy.”

you’re sobbing hysterically, unable to get away from the pleasure. toji laughs, “let go, i dunno why you’re doing this to yourself.”

writhing on the bed is useless because you can’t escape his hold—teetering on the edge of orgasm is making your mind go numb.

“n-no, m’ gonna cum, toji i can’t hold it! it’s gonna come ouuuttt!” he doesn’t let up, shaking the toy and watching your back arch up.

“hands.” he scolds and you immediately withdraw your clammy fingers from his own, “that’s good, now c’mon, you know what i want.”

it’s paralyzing, left leg shaking uncontrollably underneath him while you babble incoherently. he keeps a watchful eye, working you to it. he feels his cock drooling pre at the sight of you—the feeling of you falling apart on his fingers is making his mind hazy.

your vision whites. toji whistles lowly, watching you splash liquid all over his lower tummy, soaking his boxers. he tosses the vibrator aside, thick fingers gently working you through it.

you’re practically screeching, becoming so fidgety that toji has to use his free hand to scoop up your wrists, keeping you at his mercy.

“shh, baby, that’s good. that feels good, don’t it?” when your body relaxes, he pops his fingers out, shamelessly putting them in his mouth. he leans over you, pressing his weight onto you.

burly hands hold your face, grinning at your bleary eyes and tear soaked cheeks. “hey, gorgeous,” he hums sweetly, pressing a wet kiss to your cheek. you’re panting, trying to catch your breath and he doesn’t want to overwhelm you, but it’s in his nature to be a little mean.

pressing his tongue into your open mouth, you moan, unable to keep up and he breathes out a laugh, pulling away. he knocks his nose against yours, praising you quietly.

weak arms throw themselves over his neck, keeping him close to you. you can feel his bulge twitch, a familiar warmth beginning spread over your body.

“tojiii~” you tease, “i think your little friend wants some attention too.”

he’s amused, grinning wolfishly. “haven’t you had enough, lady?”

you pretend to ponder, “i can’t say for sure.”

“you started this,” he pulls away, manhandling your body so you’re on your knees, face smushed into the pillow, “i think you’re biting off more than you can chew, doll.”

more pleasure dom!toji here ^.^

[tricksterzoroark]

old man dog husband <3 in plush form (,,♡ᵕ♡,,)

[alockandkey]

Big Butterfly #1 is done! Three more to go