#*record scratch

[tattoed-and-toothless]

This picture is so chaotic as a whole

But then you look closer:

/Record scratch/

"Hi. You might be wondering how I got here..."

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[lasshoe]

do you guys ever think about how we didn’t get to see ted and rebecca kiss?

[xfilesinamajor]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Odysseus’ voice-over: “Yeah, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here. Well, it all started back in Troy…”

(Begging forgiveness from @anniflamma for using her work for this travesty!)

[rubystims]

💿 / 🎧 / 💿 🎹 / 🎹 / 🎹 💿 / 🎧 / 💿 dj stims gifset for anon !!

[ghost-inthe-hall]

Haha ummmmm 👀👀

[cerealboxlore]

Smoooooth Operatorrrrr

Listen up, Y'all, listen to mama

So. Y'all know about Captain Marvel and his patrons/gods that gifted him his powers through the living lighting via the Wizard Shazam, right? Of course you do, why else would you be reading a post about DC Captain Marvel by this weirdo typing it out right now at 1 AM? Anyways, his powers can do quite a lot, and when used in the right way can extend themselves to unique situations for a better outcome.

However. Billy Batson himself, the vessel for Captain Marvel, is like 10 years old. A small boy. So with that in mind, there's probably a lot of ways he can use the powers of the gods for other purposes without abusing them. As an education major, let me tell you, kids will find a way no matter what. Think they won't do something? They will. They will push the limits to human possibilities and audacity whenever they feel like it.

So imagine this lovely situation:

Billy Batson, young radio show host to Whiz Radio and known pretty well locally with some fame to his name, does a special Valentine's Day segment where he let's callers propose on the air to their partners and it's all so sweet. It's different from his usual program and schedule of talking about deep and complex conversations from the perspective of a child, but it's cute.

That is, until, a couple ends up getting into a fight on the air for everyone to hear, and Billy has to be the one to calm things down, unable to stop the broadcast for whatever reason.

Summoning up just a tiny portion of the Wisdom of Solomon, Billy does his best to get through the awkward situation. During the whole ordeal, Billy ends up getting through to the couple and talks to them about what's going on. He tries to mediate and pushes for a healthier method of communication between them instead of yelling. Despite being a child, Billy's in depth conversation with them about relationships and their dynamics have them stunned, and very apologetic in the end. The couple starts to understand each other better and their boundaries, while completely forgetting that the entire ordeal was aired live.

Word spreads like wildfire and soon Billy has a line of callers calling in for his legendary relationship advice, saying that he was so incredibly wise beyond his years. Little did they know that Billy was now snacking himself on the head for using the Wisdom of Solomon for dating advice!....oh well, he's just glad he didn't go to Zeus for help.

[victusinveritas]

[nato-obenkrieger]

i tgink they’re gay :(

[waggle100]

That call, oof I get everyones audio complaints now

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

Crowley said to Beezelbub that they both used to scare cherubs with the book of life, at the time (before Eden) Aziraphale was a cherub.

So I'm now imagining Aziraphale being around other angels when angel Crowley and angel Beezelbub start to joke about removing certain angels from the book. The group of cherubs freak out a bit and leave, angel Beezelbub flys after them. Angel Crowley spots Aziraphale and waves, Aziraphale goes over to them hesitantly and sceptically and is like "is that true?".

Angel Crowley can see that Aziraphale is a bit worried about the whole prospect of being written out of existence, so angel Crowley is like "of course not, it's just a joke". And Aziraphale goes on about how it's not actually that funny, then angel Crowley kind of apologies embarrassed, but then offers for the two of them to go do something fun.

[zhouxiangs]

alan this was insane of you and i applaud you

[beardedmrbean]

[danvillecheese]

@arendalphaeagle as requested!

[gojoed]

tell me you see it PLEASE