#*my textposts

[tulipsandcorgis]

anthony for the next few months: oooooh, sorry. can’t do that, my wife is pregnant.

benedict: …anthony, you do know YOU’RE still allowed to drink.

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[teztify]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[your-senpaaaai]

try to convince me its not them

[violent138]

Tim, muting the comms: "I'm telling you, Batman's onto us."

Stephanie: "We need to distract him. Maybe someone should fake an emergency."

Duke, stopping Tim: "No! That never ends well--"

Bruce: "Hello? Can you guys hear me?"

Dick, impatient as he hacks: "Someone say anything already before he shows up."

Bruce: "What's--"

Dick: "Trained by Batman and you guys are the worst liars--"

Jason: "Shut it." *clears throat*

Jason, to Bruce over comms: "Don't worry about it, we'll be home soon, Dad."

Bruce: ....

Bruce: "Alright, see you in a bit."

Jason: *ends call*

Dick, Duke, Steph: ...

Tim: "Am I evil for saying I'm a little impressed?"

[nagitosstolenhand]

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[arorabbit]

no options for "they wouldn't fight" or "they would kiss", they are fighting and that is FINAL

[pixellangel]

"boop war" this and "tumblr pvp" that. are we not all bonding? have you not met people you would have never heard of? do you not look at the url of the stranger who booped you and think wow, i just met someone who thought of me, even if its just for a boop, before hitting the boop button on them as well? do you not gain joy from this? even in the heat of battle, our humanity shows itself. we glance into the eyes of an opponent who holds our gaze ever so slightly too long for someone who's supposed to be an unfeeling soldier and we think to ourselves i'll miss you, stranger before we inflict a killing blow. the boops show us we're human

[nori-draws-sometimes]

my take on how stormbringer went. golly I wonder who he's talking to

[tulipsandcorgis]

yeah i (and they) got some shit to work out after that episode…

[woofterror]

horny domesticity. sidling up behind a boy doing dishes and sliding my hands unobtrusively up his baggy tshirt, pinching and rubbing on his soft little nipples in between two fingers, asking him about his day while he tries to speak through yelps and whimpers, shuffling his thighs to hide how riled up and wet he's getting

[trek-tracks]

Thank god he has a PhD in Monkey Wrangling

[alterouslyinlove]

daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life

[aardvaark]

everyones fave thieves