#*dies from peakness*

[jimboblehhhh]

THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

Dream Land AU

Why did I make this? Well, at first I just drew Pomni as a noddy. Then I wanted to draw everyone else as Kirby characters as well. Then I added lore for the fun of it. And now here we are.

The only characters not based on any existing Kirby character is Kinger and Queenie. Mainly because I couldn't find a Kirby character that either worked as, so I just kept them as chess pieces.

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

cang qiong dragon god shen yuan is probably like so old that time doesn’t have meaning? like he transmigrated into pidw as a dragon and and the system gave him a few missions that functionally amounted to ‘claim this mountain range as your territory and defend it from demons’

sy didn’t realize that he was actually laying the foundation for cang qiong mountain sect before its creation. some terrifying demon demigod (one of the first heavenly demons, maybe?) pursues a band of cultivators to his mountain range, and he protects them. they settle his mountains and start cultivating, and because they’re protected by a literal god (who they call lord canglong, and they name the mountains after him) people want to study there.

so cqms is born, and sy takes a nap. when he wakes up, those cultivators he saved bring another group of cultivators, all named 'wen' to his mountain, and they ask his permission to lead the peaks next. another nap, and he wakes up to the wen generation asking his blessing for the ming generation, so on and so forth up until the qing generation. this time he recognizes names: qingge, qingfang, qingqi. this generation's leader, qingyuan. and the one whose bow is shallow and perfunctory, qingqiu. ofc sy isn't super pressed about standing on ceremony or whatever—he's only experienced like six years in this world, and most of them were spent either establishing the mountain as his territory or helping his little cultivators fight off some world-ending cataclysm or other. but he remembers the scum villain’s name, and he’s not a huge fan of the way sqq’s already proving himself to be an arrogant old shit

just like every other time, after he’s met and blessed this generation of peak lords, shen yuan falls asleep. shit!!! he meant to stay awake this time, but the system putting him to sleep is just too powerful! he’s probably missed luo binghe, damnit!!! what’s the point of transmigrating into this shitty novel if he doesn’t even get to meet the only character worth the pixels it took to type him into existence??

but as soon as he sees that fluffy-haired boy curled up in one of his caves, bruised and weeping and wondering what he’s done to be so universally hated, shen yuan knows. that’s his protagonist, and he’s really too pathetic like this. he’s really just a child. and shen yuan might have been easily annoyed by the concept of kids in his first life, but this isn’t just some whiny kid. this is the protagonist. so he does his best to calm tiny lord luo down.

and at first when lbh realizes it’s the fucking dragon god canglong speaking to him, the poor kid falls on his face kowtowing and apologizing for the intrusion, but lord canglong just…asks him what’s wrong. and then listens. and then he allows binghe to…to touch his hand???? not only that, he pats binghe’s head?? and tells him it isn’t his fault??? that one little head-pat is filled with so much spiritual power that binghe almost passes out, and soon after he recovers, lord canglong sends him back down the mountain with a renewed sense of purpose. lord canglong said binghe wasn’t stupid, wasn’t incompetent, wasn’t a failure, and binghe was determined to prove himself worthy of the sect’s guardian deity’s kindness.

and when luo binghe turns to walk down the mountain back to qing jing peak, that google translate voice pipes up in shen yuan’s ear with an update he hadn’t realized he was waiting for.

[Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! USER_002 has completed the quest {From the Ground Up}! B-points +500 USER_002 has initiated the quest {Master of Masters}! New skill [Shapeshifter] has been unlocked! Would USER_002 like to activate [Shapeshifter] now?]

shen yuan slammed the bright glowing [YES] faster than any quest the system had ever given him. that’s how he learned that he was, in fact, just naked in front of luo binghe, and the [Shapeshifter] skill didn’t come with an auto-clothed setting. thank fuck he’d already sent the protagonist away!

[obsessedoverwater]

Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.

[oddberryshortcake]

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

FEBRUARY 27TH IS THE DAY I DIE

[levemetal]

Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.

As he should.

And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)

And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-

[c-kiddo]

was worried parts of cr2 would not hold up on rewatch (especially seeing people hate the aeor arc so much) but ngl so far its either been good and fun as hell (travellercon, pirate arc) or just straight up banger after banger. like the xhorhas to angel of irons through to refjorged arc and then the cathedral.................. unrelenting slay

[biggestqiblifan]

....

Why is it hitting me with such force that....

The Percy Jackson characters are fucking millennials.

.....fuck

[triglycercule]

stuck while playing the newest horrortale waterfall game??? I CAN HELP!!!!

below are Triglycercule's Tips And Tricks for beating the puzzles and such :3 WARNING FOR SPOILERS OF COURSE HEHEHE

ways to avoid certain death:

DONT say you'd fight for your life when goner kid asks

DONT take the river person's boat

CLOSE the door flap right before you go through the bushes

AVOID ending up with the temmies

DO NOT talk to sans/horror (even though its tempting... i know i know)

DO NOT open the water valve until the color puzzle is solved

(there might be more but i can't remember as of now, feel free to add on and i'll add them!)

the two puzzles i personally struggled with the most were the bushes and the colors. for the bushes i assume you have to follow what the echo flowers and this map says

BUT PERSONALLY? i just figured out the way to the bushes by guessing. the pattern is LEFT RIGHT LEFT (and then you'll get to monster kid and be able to get sans's bone!) (if not you end up with the temmies and,,,,, aliza dies D:)

FOR THE COLOR PUZZLE you have to use the word searches given to you below:

the way you use these word searches to solve the color puzzle is to solve them and then the letters NOT used in the answers are the solutions! i solved them already so here they are

the order is BLUE RED GREEN!! input that into the water valve below sans that you unlock after returning the bone from monster kid to him and.........

YIPPEE!!! ALIZA ESCAPED!!!! i hope this was helpful :3 i am very lazy. i dont know how i had the time and patience to do this on my own. for those out there who are ALSO very lazy: this is for you. if i missed anything again feel free to let me know and i'll add it!

like and subscribe for more bangers and dont forget to hit that notification bell if you like my videos B) see you next time gamers

[fushiguro]

gojo died and no one talked about his sacrifice none of his students have acknowledged his death no one not even his friend has talked about his corpse and the story ends like that... okay i guess

[analviel]

I had a dream, now tell me if there's a fic of Cang Qiong Peak Lords turning into cats and finding them selves in the dubious care of an unknowing Shen Jiu. He's not the best caretaker but Shen Jiu is surprisingly more verbal with pets, while his students feed and pamper their shizun's surprising strays. Yue Qingyuan takes complete shameless advantage of not being shooed away as a cat when he would've been as a human. I think there was something about Shen Jiu finding them outside the Peak, and then bringing them briefly in the Warm Red Pavilion, I don't understand the timeline of my dreams, who knows what reason why no one noticed the dissapearance of the Lords. And I think Qiu Haitang made a brief appearance, as well as Liu Qingge causing Shen Jiu to meet Gongyi Xiao.

This was all Shang Qinghua's fault, of course.

If there's no reccomendation maybe this is a sign for anyone~

[ch1zzie]

Forgot to post this here butttt

Working on a welcome home animation and mighttttt take me a while

[heterophobiclanwangji]

my favorite bingqiu fic idea i’ll never get around to writing is a no transmigration au where shen yuan was born as shen jiu’s older twin brother who died at the qiu estate, but shen jiu somehow managed to capture his soul so some of shen jiu’s rocky cultivation is that he’s trying to further his own cultivation while also preserving/repairing shen yuan’s soul. shen yuan finally reforms when shen jiu and liu qingge are in the spirit caves before sha hualing’s invasion, so he would be 15/16 at the same time that binghe is 15. so he’s shen jiu’s older brother AND his twin AND much younger than he is AND insists on calling binghe his luo-shixiong to shen jiu’s increasing dismay

[thespeedhighway]

Sorry for all of the Maria and Shadow spam... SxSG made my heart explode

[distraughtlesbian]

i (DESERVEDLY‼️) heckle pb for a lot of their narrative choices but even all these years later this plot twist………masters in cuntology double major in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis minor in motherlogical studies graduated with honours from the university of servington. sorry. they chewed. i love the way it feels to be a hater but they can have their flowers just this 1 time

[levemetal]

POV you are trying to cover for your ghost gege but no one told you the inside jokes between him and his head disciple

I arrived about 20 days with bootleg starbucks late for this, but I had this silly idea and I needed to get it out of my system.

[fluffyhellspawn]

hi!!! sorry to be like the hundredth person complimenting your art LMAO but like seriously.... i don't know how you do it /pos

like. your pieces look so nice and colouful and finished with no mistakes as far as I can tell and you're posting these everyday? sometimes multiple times a day???

im actually in awe you are so talented!!! :3

you have absolutely no idea how much it makes my day seeing people interact w my account <333 TAHNK YOUUU :)))))!!!!!!!! Ive had so many inbox notifs where its just people being nice and im so happy people like what i draw ahhhhhh

I sound like a broken record LMAOO but i srsly dunno what to say 😭😭 its so overwhelming (/pos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

My answer to posting multiple things a day is LITERALLY just because i love drawing and once i get an idea for something i gotta do it as soon as possible, usually it ends up with me either putting things on my Q or..................double posting.............. (i spam my friends timelines so much i am SO sorry in advance EWUUSDHUAS. u know who u are u told me in class ab it...)

AHHH sorry for the long text vomit i love rambling.....

AGAIN thank youso much dude it means the WORLD!!!!!