#YOOOOOO WTF THIS IS SO GOOD

[jimboblehhhh]

THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

Dream Land AU

Why did I make this? Well, at first I just drew Pomni as a noddy. Then I wanted to draw everyone else as Kirby characters as well. Then I added lore for the fun of it. And now here we are.

The only characters not based on any existing Kirby character is Kinger and Queenie. Mainly because I couldn't find a Kirby character that either worked as, so I just kept them as chess pieces.

[whirlpool-blogs]

whirlpool's personal MOTA fic recs!

I've actually been dying to put this together for a while now...today is as good an excuse as any! I might not know everyone's tumblrs vs ao3 names so I will NOT be offended if you tell me to correct something!! <3

the big list = going alphabetical order in my folder because YES I do download my favorites, it's like having your own little bookshelf!!

non-clegan fics:

nine mothers' sons by @reallylilyreally (truly beautiful, breathtaking, and **THE** John Brady bible for the fandom so make sure you pray to it every night)

at your heels by @reallylilyreally (this one is Ev Blakely, another really beautiful story that helps you understand just why Crosby's memoir speaks of Blakely with such love and affection)

clegan (or gale-centric, or john-centric) fics:

A Direct Solution by @sweaterkittensahoy (Gale & Marge proposition Bucky...so cute and so hot)

ain't it easy? by @stereobone (dom/sub with john as the dom but ohhh man it's so much more than just that!!!!! this fic is so full of FEELS. and it's also HOTTTT. and also the FEELSSSSS.)

all the rest of what I want with you by @london-cowboy (the level of care that went into writing this fic is insane and impeccable. down to its own internal timeline, little egan kiddos, and the ANGST. but it's all worth it, I promise!!)

back home where you're from, that's the measure of a man by wolfhalls (nice little oneshot of the bucks, I love the back-and-forth of their dialogue in this one, it really does feel like two people who know each other well)

bittersweet between my teeth by @blixabargelds (post-war adjustment...love when the two majors are a little messy and a little sad and also john calls gale the prettiest thing he ever saw so there's that <3)

bluebirds singing a song by ourdarkspirits (Marge jumps Bucky's bones. Then Gale joins. Super fun, super hot!)

Close and Yet Closer by Anonymous (LITERALLY THE MOST!!!!!! FIC OF ALL TIME!!!!!!! Gale is a little bit mean and John is a lot bit sweaty. Like all the time. it's amazing and you should read it and it WILL change your life.)

Corpse Song by birdwif (oof. john is miserable in the stalag he's scratching at the door he's gnawing his own leg off.)

deep breath baby by @defnotanarc (um FISTING. yeah. intense and delicious. side note sometimes the world isn't fair and people who are really talented and amazing at drawing are also really good WRITERS too LIKE WTF!!)

DOG DINNER by @wompire (super interesting writing style, extremely poetic and striking. hits you right in the gut.)

everything and the kitchen sink by @swifty-fox (YEAH THIS ONE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE TOO. modern au where gale is a professional dom and john is a journalist who hornily consents to both (1) fucking around, and (2) finding out. in top ten fics of the decade in general tbh)

Freed From Desire by @feyd-meowtha (yoooooo such a fun and free and sexy fic!!! such a great writing style and such a cool remix of all the characters we know and love!)

He wears his love around his neck by kasugayamaisforlovers (Gale character study, he tries to run his little gay thoughts away which is always so fun to see)

hold me like a knife by storm_warning (tw: self-harm, this REALLY gets into John's self-destructive stalag spiral and it's super visceral and wet and heart-wrenching and written with such, such care and precision)

Hound Within the Heart by Anonymous (fairy-tale esque, gets super crazy and pushes the limits of reality but in the best ways possible)

I Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight by @johnslittlespoon (cuddling for warmth <3 and then a little more <3 <3 so sweet and intimate!!)

I Like A Bad Boy by @nicijones (modern college AU and bucky is a fratty fuckboy type & in this fic he DOES punch a guy for Gale and it's all very hot and sweet and a delight to read)

i wish you wouldn't tell me (about your hawaiian party) by @whitetrashjj (when the fuckbuddies thing gets messyyyyyy because gale catches feelingsssssss, so delicious and meaty!!)

if that isn’t love, it’ll have to do by @irregularcollapse (ALWAYS such incredible character reads from this author, never misses. also facefucking. also FACEFUCKING <3)

i'll be seeing you by @puffanities (a quick 1.6k oneshot but still packed with some really great characterization and powerful language!! 'when the numbers of planes don’t match...')

i'll find you before the dust settles by butidontreallycare (a Westworld AU!! super cool)

in our bedroom after the war by @stereobone (one of those fics that's just like. a pillar of the community, y'know? iconic. classic. eternal.)

Into the Unknown by Melanie_Mikaelson (big win for john whump enjoyers. BIG win. like 20+ chapters of winning)

it ain't for meatball by @meyerlansky (Curt/Bucky. Curt puts the dog collar on Bucky....and it's HOTTTT arf arf i'm barking just like bucky is in this fic...)

It's Not Love, but It's Fun by @sweaterkittensahoy (Curt/Bucky, 500 words so it's short and sweet just like Curt ahahahaha, ANYWAY still such an interesting little read regardless!)

judgment by the hounds by @puffanities (PG, very visceral and tender apology after the stalag fight scene <3)

level-off maneuvers by wormringers (sweet little oneshot of the Bucks in London)

little fix by ForASecondThereWedWon (Algeria <3 <3 you just kNOW those two gay pilots were sniffing and huffing and licking each other's sweat.....this author GETS it)

love means nothing (in tennis) by @irregularcollapse (fics that make you go WEEEEEEEE!!!! every word, every physical action that these characters take is SO precise and well-written. truly like wrapping a soft bathrobe around yourself and also the bathrobe is incredibly sexy and also they're sucking each other off post-game but PRE-shower. also gale's dad!! also margie!! truly such a well crafted AU)

make you feel alive by @sig-nifier (really sweet little oneshot of gale being a little protective of john. and i am ALWAYS a sucker for the 'call off your dog' trope... and it's done perfectly here!)

meet me at the chapel by @swifty-fox (still in-progress and SUCH a creative, inventive universe!! outlaw john you will always be famous to me!!!!)

my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder by @swifty-fox (swift can really weave a story like no one else. so many lines that pack a punch. and in the end, they make it <3)

my type by @spaceshipkat (this one is SOOOOO well-written, I always go so crazy for the dialogue!!! such a great push-pull dynamic in this fic)

night terror by @antiquitea (hot! and sweet! and HOT! and angsty!!!!! highlights include: gale gives john a literal countdown deadline to get off)

Obligate Mutualism by bowhuntress (Gale-centric story of trying to get John through the stalag, then returning the England without Bucky, a fic very obviously written with a lot of care and love)

obsessions, and other things by @sig-nifier (the Bucks cope. really great pacing and dialogue, and I always love when fics take the care to delve into john's struggle with alcoholism as well)

of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world (he walks into mine) by @whitetrashjj (really fun parallel universe where Buck owns a bar, just a great read all-around!)

Oh, I do, do I? by @defnotanarc (DIRTY TALK, like the most delicious, incredible dirty talk you can imagine, this fic nails it!!)

One of your Girls by @soliloquy-dawn (9k oneshot and it's great all the way through, Gale is jealousssss of John fucking around, don't worry they resolve it <3, definitely captures that innocence of pre-Bremen MOTA episodes)

peacetime like a liminal space by @spaceshipkat (this one is PHENOMENAL. post-war, John goes to New York City and turns out it doesn't fill the emptiness. luckily Gale shows up. <3)

Putting Words to It by @impalachick (YEAH THIS ONE IS REALLY HOT. John is a snoop and reads Gale's letters to Marge <3)

Reunited by Flowersandthings (PG, cute & funny oneshot of the Bucks being reunited after Gale makes it over from Greenland!)

Reverie by @avonne-writes (REALLY creative, well-crafted story. Gale and John are soulmates and can visit each other's dreams since adolescence. INCREDIBLE journey and arc in this story, the stalag part is just wow. truly such a gift to the fandom!!).

Rugire by Anonymous (umm omegaverse-ish but with deer dynamics. messy. and SO good.)

SHOTGUN. by pornogirl (YEAH this one is awesome, it's not safe it's not sane but oh boy it is consensual)

Song of Songs by @swifty-fox (sweaty sex sweaty sex sweaty sex)

Spin, Sit, Roll-Over by @glumbabie (Gale is a little mean to John and it's VERY sexy of him tbh. 'DOGS DON'T TALK'???? 'YOU CAN EAT'???????? yeah. read this.)

the chimneys hardly ever fall down by @redbelles (another Gale/Marge + John, and it's HOT. it's SEXY it's awesome!!)

the hand of a good man by @stereobone (John rewrites Gale's daddy history <3)

the jacket by @dogmetaphors (REALLY great sense of dialogue and characterization even in 1.6k words, also shamelessly horny and SO yummy)

The Major’s Wife by tryingmyhandatwriting (John/Original Female Character but like. give this one a chance, I'm telling you!! I'm always soooo compelled by sex scenes that like. are actually a little bit unhappy. and this one SERVESSSSS.)

this must be the place by @blixabargelds (BIG win for Gale whumpers. broken bone and LOTS of blood and super well-written)

To be alone with you by Damn_Illusive (THIS ONE IS SO, SO SPECIAL AND CREATIVE!! freaky army experimentation gives gale and john telepathic communication. incredible separation arc while gale is in the stalag. really, really unique story that is such a staple in my mind as one of the the most incredible clegan stories ever. I think about this one A LOT!!!)

To the Moon and Back by @rambleonwaywardson (iconic astronaut AU, written with SUCH care and love, it's so obvious!! and BIG win for john whumpers. who said that -)

Tough And Sweet (Like You And Me) by @johnslittlespoon (sooo fun and creative and inventive, Bikeriders-esque!Gale and a sweeter, more innocent John. really well crafted)

trading paper dolls by ForASecondThereWedWon (Alex draws Gale pinup girl style in the stalag.....John swipes it.... super great fic!)

two slow dancers by everywordnotsaid (unrequited love, John for Gale, through their journey. I genuinely, actually sobbed for a long time at the conclusion of this fic. I am always thinking about this fic. I think it really captures something about the experience of watching the show and realizing in that hopeless, lovesick kind of way that there's no way to go back in time and save all of them. I still get teary whenever I think about this story or hear the song. It's one of those fics that's not just good, not just great, but somehow also really fucking IMPORTANT. this story MATTERS. you should absolutely read it and save it and imprint it onto your heart. I know it's imprinted onto mine.)

Un Chant d’Amour by @counting0nit (really intriguing take on the interrogation center time frame!)

unicorns, and other extinct animals by @spaceshipkat (really, really incredible reading experience. something that actually touches other aspects of my life, even now. I see planes overhead and I think about this fic. I see letters on a table and I think about this fic. just. this author GETS IT, you know? just absolutely nails every aspect of this kind of fic: post-war adjustment, the pain, the LOVE. this fic will make you FEEL it. let it happen.)

Up In Our Bedroom by @steeseman (ICONIC. really one of those pillars of the community type fics, y'know? it's funny and it's sweet and it's painful and the hot parts are HOT. clearly written with SO much care, and SO much love, and SO much precision. every single word packs a punch. absolutely one of my top reads of all time, across time, across fandoms)

When the bones are good by @aramblingjay (a really incredible post-war fic, such a beautiful, rich writing style!! isn't afraid to dig at the hard parts - john's relationship with alcohol, their nightmares from the war. stunning visuals -- the author uses setting and place and motion in such a tangible, real way. I can still see the little hideout spot in my mind's eye, even now. one of those fics that's just. such a treasure to the fandom.)

your dreams, whatever they be by @drylite (this one is super new, and it's just SUCH solid writing!)

You're A Dog (I'm Your Man) by @johnslittlespoon (one of those fics that's a pillar of the fandom for SURE!!! definitely a classic)

[carmenized-onions]

SIGH you got me good with this one I fear

Okay so the chap is still fresher in my mind this time since I read yesterday!! Itemized yap sheet incoming below based mostly on the order they happened

1) Yoooooo

That just cracked me up okay. Had to add. But also like. I love them. I love that Tony is so nervous to catch up with Richie bc it means talking abt mikey, but also relieved and excited ish to talk to richie bc it means talking abt mikey does that makes ykwim

2) AAAAAAA listen the way that Carmy thinks about Tony to calm down?? Like hes having a panic attack and he thinks about Tony and is calmed slightly by smelling her shampoo in his hair literally makes me ILL

2b) kinda related but also like not ?? But Anyway Like. Carmy like unsure whether or not he is actually scared/believes Richie when he says he could end his relationship with tony got me like on my knees in my workplace when I read that bc UGH he has absolutely zero confidence and i just want to kiss his face okay. Also him not really wanting to share tony with Richie is so real of him actually. Like he wants Tony to just be his and that's so sweet.

3) if we dont find out the chip storyline ill riot if only for Carmy's sake cause like Carm, im also now very intrigued that Richie didn't immediately blab when prompted but also go richie thats very cute

4)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scream break mb

5) last one but like the painting??? The way that it starts with the beef and has like pictures of before and stuff and the mid point is mikey and then it has pictures from like the building process and ends with the The Bear sign? IM DECEASED YOU KILLED ME THATS SO GOOD WHAT LITERALLY WHAT

6)okay im i liar whatever could i edit the post yes will i no. I digress. Last one fr. So the way both their lil povs end with them saying on friday they'll do right by each other??? Im so gone actually wtf

Anyways as always i adore you and your writing RAAAA

HEHEHEH GOTCHU!!! GOT YOUR ASS!!!

yoooooooo -- The next convos are really some of my favourite to write, i get to amp up the funny and math out what their texting styles would probably be, it's fun!!

Also yes, it's very much that part of grief where it's like a knife to talk about them, but it's also nice, it's weird when in the grief process, everyone around you acts like that person just simply Never Happened in fear of being triggering-- It's nice for Tony and Richie to get to talk raw!! Even if it's anxiety inducing to lead with it!!

2. Hehehhehe, he does it a LOT, When he called her before, trying and failing to get her voicemail, when he was having an episode in the diner and then Tony came back and he became Normal mostly. Grounding Tool but it's a Person

3. listen baby, I don't put a gun in the first act just to not fire it. I've had this backstory since chapter two. And honestly, I was extremely nervous that someone was gonna guess it and I was being too obvious. Thank God, no one has, yet-- But also no one's guessed, so like, feel free to throw in your guesses, love to hear em.

4. AHHHHHHHH!!!! Here let's see, during this scream break what can I give you...

This is what I'm screaming over, personally. This is Chapter 10 alone, LMAO. AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE LMAOOOO. The goal for me is to get it out this Friday, so it's like, timely and on theme. But we'll see how tired I am, this work week. Might've just gotten a commission (that I honestly don't want to take lmaoo) so we'll see. Fingers crossed. It's definitely gonna need me to take my eyes off it for a day and come back to, so keep your fingers crossed, for me.

5. OH GOOD! I was worried I described it poorly; there's always that fear, when you have to make the thing that's like the thing of the story, and if it's not good then what the FUCK WAS IT FOR!!!!!????

I'm vv happy to hear it killed you, is what I'm trying to say. I also thought the idea was very sweet. Hehhehe

6. You're always free to yap on end, never fear such a thing. Yes!! Their POVs start and end the same way, which is just like, a cute lil touch, yknow. Two anxious mfs. In the club tnnnnn, trying to do right by each other if it fuckin' KILLS them

thank you thank you thank u as always i love to hear this and i hope u enjoy Friday whenever the FUCK it comes out.

[bluiex]

hi bluie! i have been having bizarre dreams as of late sooooooo instead of working on the like, five other wips i have i'm gonna spitball this dream i had to ya for funsies:

The ribbon was soft in Grian's hands. A black, silk ribbon, loosely wrapped around his wrist. A gift from the High Watcher, he was told.

What lies. The village knew what it meant.

Once a year, to appease their god, one of their own was chosen as a living sacrifice. (Never one of the council was chosen, not them. They were too precious to be slaughtered.) A name was drawn, and a black ribbon was given. It was soft and smooth, and it was to be tied in your hair on the day of your death, to signify you difference from the onlookers. (Because naturally, a crowd would form to mourn their fallen friend.) Tradition dictates that only close family could help with the tying, but Pearl had been taken from him some years prior to the same fate. Jimmy, Martyn, BigB, those he considered family enough to help, all were given up years ago.

(After Pearl, he started closing his eyes when he knew the blade was coming down.)

So Grian was left to tie his ribbon alone, at the crack of dawn on his death day. His hair was long then, usually kept in a tight braid spiraling down to his mid back.

His face was slick with hot tears, frustration mounting as the ribbon would not stay put. Silk was difficult to tie, and he cursed this way of life, cursed that he never had the courage to leave, cursed his cowardice that allowed him to stay.

Grian blinked. There was no rule saying the ribbon must be tied to your hair. Only that it was tradition. He was going to die anyways, what did it matter if he went astray?

He stepped into his small kitchen, fishing a pair of scissors out of a drawn, and began to hack away at his hair.

...

It was quiet, the morning he died. Black, silk ribbon tied thrice around his neck, it was quiet when he entered the the temple for the last time. Maybe it was the blood pounding in his ears that drowned everything else out, but he didn't hear a thing when the ritual axe came down on his neck.

...

Their God, Grian would come to learn, was not fond of sacrifice. They found it useless, wasted blood spilled for a higher being that lamented its shrinking numbers.

This little human, with all his heartache and rage against their home, it was something They were disgusted to See.

So when the executioner's axe swung down, the blade only kissed the back of Grian's neck, before shattering into splintered pieces of steel, a small trickle of blood dripping down the side of his neck.

Grian opened his eyes, gazing up at the High Watcher with violet irises. Something in the back of his mind was whispering, but the voice he could not make out.

He couldn't tell if the voice was even saying words, or just filling the space between his ears with white noise.

There was one thing he could make out though, not in words but in emotion, so bright Grian thought it might burn a hole into his chest: You are precious. You are loved. You will rebuke their deaths.

You will make those above you suffer.

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anywaysssss grian who's the chosen saint of the true watcher becoming an involuntary host for the watcher's voice

YOOOOOO Wtf Jay. This is such a good concept and you had a dream around it? Bruh wild. This is fucking amazing dude

[maswartz]

I saw Rise of the Beasts last night

Good, Bad, and WTF under the cut

Good: It was a good movie, I liked the characters, the plot, I liked the visuals, and it just wasn't a Bayformers movie. I liked Noah's battle armor it reminded me of Master technology. Bad: The Maximals were underused, not really a fan of Airazor dying, and what the hell happened to Optimus between Bumblebee and this. Like why be so upset about being on earth for SEVEN years, you are an immortal robot. Seven years is like a few days to you guys. WTF: YOOOOOO JOOOOOEEE. Like my sister and I saw it in a small theater with only one other person in it and when that scene came up we both burst out laughing in shock. I was fully expecting it to be Sector 7 or something.

[writeofmind]

YOOOOOO YOU’RE FUCKING ALIVE BROOOO I MISSED YOU WTF I THOUGHT U HAD MOVED TO ANOTHER PLANET 😭

it’s been so longggg (ngl I don’t really use tumblr anymore unless it’s to read) i hope you’re alright! Let’s catch up sometime! It’s so good to see U back!

BROOOO I MISSED U BRO 😭😭

i hope you’re doing alright too!! i’m glad you’re still on here and i’m able to talk to you lol yes let’s catch up sometime!!

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 50 (SPOILERS AHEAD)

I'm so sad that I have to wait now for the next episode, how will I survive without my goofy bitches found family???

Sorry that this one's extra long, I added in some pre and post episode comments uwu

Final episode before I have to wait :(

OOOOOO FANART INTRO!!!!!

THE GANG AS POKEMON OMG YES!!!!

Are they gonna be streaming on Youtube now or was this a one time thing? (I hope they stream on youtube)

I want to join the Discord so badly but my social anxiety won’t let me :(

Derek is back! Frost must’ve got over his IBS!

Soundboard noises (Of course Derek does the best one lmao)

I love all the funny noises and voices they do, I wish I was as vocally talented as them

YOOOOOO, THEY’RE GUESTS AT PAX!!! SO PROUD OF THEM, WISH I COULD GO

Mikey’s sweater looks so soft, I wonder where he got it (I fuckin LOVE sweaters fr fr)

The ring of chaos one-shot was so good, I love Joetetee and wish he could come back

Mikey gaslighting people with a FNAF reference is so damn funny, he truly is a gaslight girlboss while Torbek is a girlfailure

I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH A MUPPET MOVIE WITH THEM, I FUCKIN LOVE THE MUPPETS

Mikey says “Here we go” when Rich mentions the muppet movies like my friends when I gush over my hyperfixations lmao, Rich definitely has talked about this before ALSO FUCK U DISNEY FOR STOPPING THE MUPPETS FROM MAKING MORE MOVIES, THOSE ARE COMEDY GOLD

I’m glad they all switch positions and don’t make one person a perma-DM :)

I actually have a bugbear character from waaay back in 2018 so if Torbek makes the race popular I’d be VERY appreciative. They’re one of my favorite races along with satyrs fr fr

 “Torbek’s bringing sexy back” HAHA

DEREK IS FULL-TIME AVANTRIS, DOES THIS MEAN ALL 6 OF EM WORK FOR AVANTRIS AND WON’T MISS A SESSION ANYMORE?? FROST CAN FINALLY HAVE A GUYS NIGHT!!!

Twin dads with man buns /j

Mikey keeps using his Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss actions to get more people to watch the ring of chaos one shot, very funny :)

Derek is a #gamer fr fr

“Derek is bussing fr fr”

Grinko Gladfrown, Mourning Font, Krepe Lacroix, Thorbek and Giddyon Charcoal /j

Andy doing his dancy dance in the background is so gender fr fr

I love these goofy bitches, they’ve spent hour doing NOTHING but I don’t mind cause they’re hilarious

I would love a studio tour, their cables probably look like spaghetti but their knick knacks are probably so poggers looking

I CAN WATCH THEM AT PAX ON TWITCH ON THE 1ST??? YOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!

Rich SHOULD DM someday, I bet he’d do a great job

Finally we’re getting bean footage after an hour of jokes but I honestly wouldn’t care if they made a 4 hour video of just them fuckin around

We finally met Will and he’s got a knife! “What do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOO”

OH SHIT, HE CALLED KREMY A CROC

Favorite comment: “​forgot how much I love torbek, he's like a wet cat that has alcohol poisoning”

All the little “Friend on the other side” References Kremy does just strengthens my belief that he’s based off the movie

Emergency broadcast: Five fully grown men are arguing with a literal child

Carnival Lecroux need a swear jar fr fr /j

“We could totally murder a horde of kids” FROSTY WTF???

Frost “flossing” and Kremy + Gricko talking about VBucks is so damn funny, more interactions for my Actor AU fr fr /j

MIKEY ACTUALLY GOT A HAT FOR WHEN GRICKO DOES THE 45 DEGREE BODY TILT OMFG

“You can call me Morning Floss!” “I wish I was dead!” SAME KREMY, SAME

“All of you are so damn embarrassing, you’re lucky I love y’all” - My S/I with their head in their hands

KREMY NO, DON’T OFFER KIDS ALCOHOL!!!!

Kremy and Gideon spiking their Sierra Mountain Mist is so canon. My S/I would totally try to drink with them but be absolutely disgusted at the mixture

Kremy and Gideon are drunk lmao

“FR FR, THIS DRINK BE SKIBIDI PHANTOM TAX ON GOD!” WHAT???? I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR SKIBIDI AND PHANTOM TAX, IS GRICKO DRUNK TOO???? “This ain’t no Ohio drink. You a straight rizzler fr fr, giving me this skibidi drink” GRICKO PLEASE, STOP!!!

“We don’t know what children like, we ran a carnival” HAHA, GOOD ONE FROSTY

These dudes should never interact with children /j

“Y’all’re so weak lmao, straight up unpogger girlfailures. You definitely let people diss your fly girls” - My S/I messing with them because they’re a gremlin

“We’re both trying to protect our found family” HE SAID THE THING OMFG, KREMY SAID THE THING!!!!! MY S/I WOULD BE SO FUCKIN HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THEIR DAD ACTUALLY SEES THEM AS FAMILY!!!

IS MORNING MIST POISON??? ARE WE GONNA DIE????

These fuckers got a whole side campaign of quests to do /j

Wouldn’t Bavlorna’s place be better than Yon? She’s the one that likes children after all

“What is gyatt? What is amogus?” Hootsie and I are very much in the cringe zone as the only two party members young enough to understand the slang Gricko is using

TORBEK IS CURSED TO BE A(R/U)TISTIC!! (We would draw pictures together fr fr uwu)

Gideon is a coward, he’s turned into Torbek! /j

Kremy is a kleptomaniac (So basically the same lmao)

Rich with the 80’s rad hat is so funny for some reason??

Frost is forced to confess to doing bad things even if he has to lie about em (He’s a masochist lmao)

Gricko is magnetic and got stuck to Torbek’s back HAHA

Gideon’s a cowardly vampire LMAO

“DON’T CUT GRICKO’S THROAT, TORBEK’S NOT DONE DRAWING HIM YET” HAHAHAHAHA

Why are they always trying to kill Gricko??? It’s funny but weird

WERE-GATOR KREMY RETURNS!!!!!

New favorite comments: “Werewolf thief and a cowardly vampire, what a pair” and “Avantris News: Four adult men sacrifice a green child to appease child gods”

NAT 20 TO ATTACK TORBEK FROM KREMY BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT

My S/I would be so confused at this chaos, I’d probably over with Hootsie and Juniper knitting because they don’t drink soda or alcohol (Based off myself irl)

“These fucking dumbasses, they’re lucky I’m sane in these moments” - My S/I

So excited to see Torbek’s masterpiece

Carnivale lecroux is spelled the fancy way, makes sense for someone like Kremy to spell his business like that (I’ll probably forget and still spell it carnival tho)

I love just listening to them talk about movies with each other, it's really nice :)

Nikkie hoarding mementos from witchlight behind the DM screen is so sweet!

UNICORN OUTFIT FOR KREMY?????

HAHA KREMY GOT THROWN OUT OF LITTLE OAK

GRICKO, STOP DRINKING THE POOP WATER!!!!

When TORBEK is disgusted by you, you know you fucked up!!

Oh thank the gods, it was a prank by will

CANDY??? TORBEK AND I WANT CANDY!!!!!

Besties who share a sweet tooth and trauma/abandonment issues stay besties forever

“The water in the pool does more than just quench your thirst!” “NOT ANYMORE” Gideon/Torbek unison joke!!!

I love Nikkie and her horde of dolls :)

“I also agree with Torbek, we need to kill that bitch of a hag!” - My S/I

TELL US THE STORY ABOUT THE WENDY’S BATHROOM WHEN Y'ALL WENT TO GENCON

Gricko got the diarrhea this episode lmao

“Fill up squirt” sounds so suggestive

Empty capri sun Gricko is so funny

DISPLACER BEAST KITTY!!!!! YES!!!!!

How many days/nights have these guys been in Prismeer? 4? 5? 6? (The only times I remember them sleeping is: Night at the inn, Frog palace, Mushroom forest high, Pixie camp sleepover, Jabberwock death and now here at little oak)

If Torbek was gone for an hour and that was five years, most of these kid’s parents probably don’t even realize they’ve been kidnapped and are missing

It’s canon to me that my S/I and Torbek sleep on a pile on the floor like Gricko does with Hootsie (Besties with abandonment issues and a love of physical affection uwu)

Who the hell names their kids Bongo and Flute???

My S/I Canonically knows Goblin but I feel like they wouldn’t tell Gricko or Torbek cause they like to eavesdrop in those two’s dumbass conversations lmao

BONGOLLOMEW??????

“Skibidi on god” “fr fr no cap” “BUSSIN!!” I’ve changed my mind, I hate these people /j

DO I ACTUALLY GET TO LISTEN TO AVANTRIS AND CHILL??? POGGGGERS!!!

Gricko turns into a milkshake via Frosty’s mage hand /j

THEY ORDERED $400 WORTH OF PIZZA FOR THE RING OF CHAOS ONE SHOT???? THATS SO FUCKIN MUCH, MACE!

Nikkie loves Fortnite and that makes me happy bc I like Fortnite

Thank you Derek for teaching me waterdrop and breaking nose sound effect :)

[winderlylandchime]

Hello, how are you? I hope life is going good and that you are spending your Saturday relaxing. I am coming to you with just a tiny update on my brother as a proof of life but also because it made me laugh when it happened and I thought maybe you’d appreciate it since you are the one who told him ao3 has a lot of shows he’s a fan of…I feel like a snitch right now but he discovered 2 things about ao3 by complete accident. And that is omega verse and that some people write incest fics.. I got a text that just read ‘werewolf porn?!?!’ So that was a nice way to start my day. And then like two hours later he found out some people write about incest and I’m not gonna lie it took me a minute to convince him to continue using ao3. When I called him about it he said that he wanted to look into the other stuff he’s a fan of aince he remembered you told him so and he unfortunately discovered a dark side of it. So now he swore to himself that he’s only going to use ao3 for Britin. BUT he did also discover like a true grandpa with no social media presence that he got replies on his comments from you and Hannah Montana (his words, he only refers to them as that and I’m supposed to just know who he’s talking about) and he was very delighted because he didn’t realize it at all and then horrified that he didn’t realize it. He also got really mad when he realized you can’t leave kudos on each chapter which tbh, I fully agree. He’s genuinely still confused by ao3, It’s kinda like watching someone who is 60 try to use instagram or something like that. And then on top of that a few days ago he told me that he is worried that his love for qaf has died down since he hasn’t seen the show since he left and can’t watch it with the original soundtrack. And he was genuinely worried about that and then today at an ungodly hour I got a call saying ‘YOOOOOO BLONDIE WAS IN MR ROBOT!’ I don’t think he was even fully sober or even awake when he called me for that. Turns out he was at his friends house and his friend’s girlfriend had Mr Robot on and then she just left it playing while everyone hung out. And then Randy showed up on the screen and my brother -mid conversation with a friends new girlfriend who literally met him that day!!!- yelled across the entire apartment from the kitchen ‘BLONDIEEEEE’ and then apparently he proceeded to talk about qaf to the poor woman. I’m talking full breakdown, story lines, characters, actors, the fact that season 5 (and I quote) ‘sucks hardcore ass’…. So he got excited and happy to report to me that the love (and hyperfixation if we are being honest) is still very much alive. As if HE, the owner of many self made shirts, could somehow manage to escape it…And if you were wondering, yes he was wearing his Brian shirt during the party so I don’t know how he thought he was over his love for the show. Btw he was telling me about a fic of yours he was reading and he went ‘you don’t get it, they’re doing therapy together…Fuck I can’t believe real life Blondie is gonna be doing shit like this for a living now’ and that gave me a mini wtf moment because I completely forgot about Randy’s new career. So bottom line is: he is now scared to look up any shows he likes, he got a bit scarred because he didn’t read tags/doesn’t understand them AND he still talks about everyone’s fics the same way he did when he was living with me. Aka he just starts talking about it without any context or titles or links.

Dear sweet anon! I’m so sorry it’s taken ages to respond.

Oh sweet summer child brother anon! Yes, omegaverse and incest porn are on AO3… as he commits to using it only for Britin fics, warn him (or don’t!) about mpreg fics. Sooooo many pregnant!Justin fics out there and at least one pregnant!Brian fic that I can think of. All the wonderfully horrific fics on AO3 are exactly why I love it. Banning incest fics is a slippery slope to making any explicit content, especially queer explicit content (and all queer content is explicit to bigots).

I feel the anger about not being able to leave kudos on each chapter. And I also fully feel the excitement and joy of getting a response to a comment. Reminds me that I need to go respond to his comments!

I didn’t realize that one Mr. Randolph Harrison was in Mr. Robot, but there it is on his IMDb page!

Haha I’m only halfway sorry I put Justin in therapy so often in my fics because now Randy is on the other side of the couch!

I’m so glad his enthusiasm only temporarily died down. Unfortunately, it looks like you need to copy your DVDs for him because I got an ask a few days ago asking for resources to watch the series with the original (only correct) soundtrack and the fandom agrees that it’s no where to be found.

[hellfire-saurian]

YOOOOOO WTF HOW- WHA- NO FREAKING WAY!!! GRIMLOCK LOOKS SUPER COOL IN THE ANIMATION!!!!! AND THE MUSIC!! DUUUUUDE THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!1!1!1!@!!!!!??

HDNSHHSSN FUNNY THING ITS NOT ANIMATION THATS ME FILMING MYSELF IN VR AAAAA

AND YES IS GOOD MUSIC AM STOLE IT FROM MARVEL HAHAH

THANK YOU LOVE YOU BIG KISS AAAAAA

[sherwood-cabin]

I posted 3,577 times in 2022

That's 3,429 more posts than 2021!

535 posts created (15%)

3,042 posts reblogged (85%)

I tagged 3,323 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#sherwood talks - 555 posts

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#for later - 71 posts

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Longest Tag: 123 characters

#we had to move em inside cause it’s too cold n they got very excited about digging in the mulch n gettin salad the next day

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Headcanon that Bdubs can just. Sink into the ground wiv his little moss cloak. It’s very handy when he wants to get out of trouble, he can just jump into the ground. I think he can kinda treat the ground like a portal n just hop around the world as much as he likes,, gonna build on this idea soon.

[ Image IDs: the first picture has five drawings of Bdoubleo from hemitcraft. In the first, he is standing upright in his moss cloak. In the next drawings, the clam puffs out and he sinks down, until the last drawing where he is just a puff of moss on the ground.

The second picture has 4 drawings of Bdubs in his moss cloak. In the first, he is running very quickly to the right with his right arm up high. In the second, he is slightly crouched but still running, with his left arm up now. In the third, he is jumping with both as up in a diving position. In the last drawing, his legs are sticking out of the ground. End ID] 

89 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

#4

Love how scitties has been a joke here on hermitblr for MONTHS, n it just found its way over to hermittwt yesterday or so. Also love how people are like “Hell yeah scitties!!!” over here, whilst hermittwt is havin a damn war over if they’re “morally correct” or some shit lmao

114 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#3

Thinkin about the hermitcraft recap still bein written by Zloy n Pixl, just from their respective servers/characters. Pix comes home after a long day makin candles to a message from Zloy wiv a script for the new episode:

Everything went wrong n the moon crashed

Pix writes him back like “dude wtf is goin on over there???” n Zloy replies wiv “like dude I was re-zombified lol”

168 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

#2

Okay but. Mumbo’s new video is so so pretty. Like seriously he’s such a good filmmaker,, that video was dare I say, beautiful,, like seriously you can tell how much work he out into it n his creativity is just. Off the charts,, I love his filming style so much man

194 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

welcome to hermitcraft

265 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

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[dragondemoness]

Emotionless or stoic male reader who's texts like an airhead but only they're s/o can understand them with Junko, Mukuro, Celeste, Himiko, Tsumugi, Sonia and Komaru

And with this, I believe we have covered all the DR girls (plus Chihiro)

Junko, Mukuro, Celeste, Himiko, Tsumugi, Sonia and Komaru with a Stoic S/O who Texts Like a Crackhead Airhead

Junko Enoshima

She was drawn to your stoic nature

She wanted to get some kind of reaction out of you

After all, she was Junko freaking Enoshima

Nobody could resist her charms!

Well, except you

No matter how much she flirted with you, your stone-faced expression never wavered

It made her frustrated, but oh well

Boy, was she in for a surprise when she got your number

You: Yoooooo Junkooooo 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Junko💄: Wtf

You: I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE YYYOOOUUUU 🥰🥰🥰🥰😙😙

Junko💄: Are you the same person

You: Yep! How I text is different from how I talk!

Junko💄: Are you serious right now

You: Huh?

Junko💄: This whole time I’ve been trying to get you to respond to my charms, and NOW you decide to show them to me??????

You: Erm

You: I love you?

Junko💄: Whatever, love you too 

You: Wanna go on a date? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Junko💄: Sure

And you go on your date and have a great time

But that’s just the daytime

Wait until the early hours of the morning, when you’re still up and at ‘em

You: Heyyyyy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Junko💄: What the hell? It’s 3 AM!

You: Yea but I wanted to text my favorite goddess 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Junko💄: A fashionista needs her sleep. Good night

You: :(

She loves you ‘n all, but she’s not putting up with your shit at 3:00 AM

She needs her beauty sleep

You don’t even get a chance to ask your crackhead questions

Even though she never successfully flusters you, she does find your energy adorable

Mukuro Ikusaba

She could resonate with your stoic nature

She wasn’t the most expressive person herself

So she didn’t mind that you never talked much or showed emotion

But that was only how you acted usually

On the phone, you were much different

You: Heyyyyy honeyyyyyy 😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Mukuro 🗡: Um... Hi? Did someone steal your phone?

You: Nope! How I text is different from how I talk!

Mukuro🗡: Oh, I see. 

You: I loooovvveee yoooooouuu

Mukuro🗡: I love you too. ❤️

You: Wanna go on a date?

Mukuro🗡: Well, I am a bit busy practicing knife throwing, but you can come over and we can watch a movie?

You: Sounds great! I’m on my way!! 🚗 💨

Mukuro was not expecting this, but she thinks it’s adorable

Texting you always makes her smile

Unless it’s 3 AM and you text her some bullshit she doesn’t understand

You: GOOOOOOD MORNIIIIIIINNNGGG

Mukuro🗡: (Name), it’s 3:00 AM. Is something wrong?

You: No, but I had a realization

Mukuro🗡: Oh? What is it?

You: Math problems are the only place someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Mukuro🗡: Well, I’ve never seen that exact math problem, but that is true.

Mukuro almost never understands what you’re saying, but she tries her best to respond properly

And the poor thing ends up staying on her phone for hours

But she does it because she loves you

Celestia Ludenburg

She actually enjoyed your stoic nature

It perfectly matched her own

But over text, you couldn’t be more different

You: Heeeeeeyyyy Celeste ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

♠️Celeste ♣️: Oh dear. Is this truly the way you talk on the phone?

You: Mainly text, really. But yeah, pretty much

♠️Celeste♣️: Well, that was certainly unexpected.

You: I loooooovveeeee yooooouuu!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

♠️Celeste♣️: I already have a headache.

♠️Celeste♣️: But I love you too.

The way you text is exhausting, but she can put up with it

Unless it’s 3:00 AM

You: Heyyyyy Celesteeeee ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

♠️Celeste♣️: Darling, it’s 3:00 AM.

You: I knoooowwww, I just wanna text my girl!

♠️Celeste♣️: Good night.

You: :(

Yeah, she’s not putting up with your shit at 3:00 AM

She still loves you tho

Himiko Yumeno

She never really minded your stoicism

It was just a you thing, after all

She wasn’t too surprised when you texted her for the first time, either

You: Heyyyy Himikoooooo!! 😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Himiko🪄: Was your phone stolen?

You: Nope! It’s just how I text

Himiko🪄: Cool

You: I looooovvee yoooouuu 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Himiko🪄: Love you too

You: Wanna go on a date?

Himiko🪄: I’m practicing magic but you can come over if you want

You: Ok! I’m on my wayyyy

Himiko doesn’t really mind your energy

It’s just another you thing she discovered

Even at 3:00 AM, she’s barely fazed by your crackhead shenanigans

You: Heyyyy Himikooooo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Himiko🪄: Nyeh... It’s 3:00 am why are you awake

You: I wanted to text you

Himiko🪄: Sorry but I’m way too tired for this

Himiko🪄: Goodnight

You: :(

Look, she needs her sleep, and she ain’t got the time for your shit

But she still loves you

Tsumugi Shirogane

She always found your stoic exterior to be interesting

You reminded her of her favorite cold but cool anime characters

Safe to say, she got along with you very well

Oh, but she didn’t know everything about you

Come to find out, you were much different on the phone

You: Heyyyy Tsumugiiiiii

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: Um, are you alright? Was your phone stolen?

You: Nope, the way I text is just different from how I talk!

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: Oh okay!

You: I loooovveee yooouuuu!!

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: I love you too!

You: Can I come over?

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: Of course! I’m working on a cosplay I would like to show you!

You: Can’t wait! On my way!

She realizes she loves how energetic you can be as well

It also reminds her of an anime character

At least, until you text her in the late hours of the morning

You: Wassuuuuuup Tsumugiiii 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: (Name), it’s 3:00 am. Is something wrong?

You: No but I gotta question

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: What is it?

You: Do caterpillars know they’re gonna be butterflies, or do they just build the cocoon like “wtf am I doing”

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: Hmm... 🤔🤔🤔

You: Do they still become butterflies if they don’t build the cocoon?

Tsumugi🦹‍♀️: Hold on, I’m thinking!

You end up making her stay up late to answer these stupid questions

Literally how dare you

But she loves you anyway

Sonia Nevermind

She thought you were cool as hell

The "strong and silent" types are so attractive to her

She didn't even mind if you didn't talk much, but it did make her wonder so much more about you

Although all she needed to discover your biggest secret was look at her phone for just one second

You: Heeeeeeeeey my princess 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Sonia👑: Are you alright? Was your phone stolen?

You: Nope! Still me! This is just how I text

Sonia👑: Oh, I see!

You: I loooooooovvveee yyooooouuu 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Sonia👑: I love you too, my dear!

You: Can I come over?????

Sonia👑: Of course! The door is unlocked!

You: Might wanna be careful about that

You: But I'm on my way!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

She finds your energy to be adorable

She smiles every time she receives a text from you

By now, she was sure she had you figured out

But she hadn't met the nighttime you

You: Gooooood morniiiiiiiinnnnggggg 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Sonia👑: (Name), it's 3:00 AM. Is something the matter?

You: No but I have a question only you can answer

Sonia👑: Oh? What is it?

You: If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, how did it fall off? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Sonia👑: Oh... I'm not sure. That is a very interesting question.

You: And why did Prince Charming have to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom if she was the "love of his life?" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Sonia👑: Oh dear! Might he have lied?

You: OMG 😮 HE'S A LIAR

Sonia👑: God damn him!

You: Woah 😳

She can get pretty excited when you start this stuff

Then you both stay up for hours

But it's pretty fun

Komaru Naegi

She thought you were cool as hell when she first met you

You were so quiet and mysterious

So she made friends with you immediately, trying to get you to open up a little

It didn't really work, up until she picked up her phone

You: Heyyyyy Komaruuuuuuu 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Komaru ✏️: Umm- Are you ok???

You: Yep! How I text is just different from how I talk!

Komaru ✏️: Ok then...

You: I luv yooooouuuu

Komaru ✏️: Love you too!

You: Can I come over??????

Komaru ✏️: Yesssss come over nooooowww

You: On my way!!!

It's so jarring to her, but she kind of gets used to it eventually

At least this way, you can match her energy a bit more

When she's awake, anyway

You: Goooood morniiiiinnng

Komaru ✏️: (Name), it's 3 am. Are you ok?

You: Yea but I have a question for you

Komaru ✏️: At THIS hour????

Komaru ✏️: Fine what is it

You: Do you think fish get thirsty?

You: Hello????

Komaru ✏️: Shut up I'm thinking!

And you end up doing this for hours

Komaru blames you for her not getting any sleep

But she can't stay mad at you for long <3

[miytsuya]

TOMORROW BAYBEEEE

might start slutting again just to call a dom a good boy and see what he does

[biquid]

Episode 2 spoilersssss

The new wrist bands for their suits are so FUCKIN COOL holy shit

Ah the new white haired hero has a tragic back story, surprising 😂

Also forgot to mention in the last post but Barnaby's fucking house PLANTS aaaa. That is legit so fitting for him living alone and stuff.

Man I love seeing Ivan use his powers more!!

HYPER GOOD LUCK MODE??? Yoooooo

Also Yuri sure is in this season a lot more already 👀

Also I'm sorry to Thomas but I will not unhear that voice, he will always be Haruka Nanase to me lmfao

And wtf the twin NEXTs have Ouroboros tattoos????? Fffff

[readbythestarlight]

c2e140

So okay is tonight the last episode? Because people keep saying it is basically and like while I’ve resigned myself to it ending I feel like if it ends tonight it’s gonna be VERY abrupt

I’ve been so distracted by the battle I forgot to type lol

That thing Caleb did with the glaive was intense tho and very clever

[[MORE]]

"I cast Marine Layer!!!" lol

I’m sorry HOW many attacks??

Jfc how is Veth still up

Don’t make her cut through the body of her wife wtf Matt

Oh thank goodness

Veth noooooo

"Lots of cover" says Caleb, who is trapped under a tower

E: "Caleb I need you!"

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m crying

YAAAAAS BABY

SAVING HIS MAN

"Press my forehead to his forehead" FUCKINGGGGGGGS

F O R E H E A D T O U C H

I’m going to cry forehead touches are my FAVORITE form of showing affection and intimacy

jester NO

This is starting to get frustrating as a fight come ON KILL HIM

Both of the clerics going down

Wonderful

Oh thank GOD he had death ward

Holding onto his maaaaaan

Caleb that’s smart very nice

Should have willed her to just live tho tbh

Fuck I need to sleep just as the fight has started to get interesting/stressful

Oh thank god that Cad had a diamond ready to bring her back

Oh no is it gonna fail??

FUCK

that’s the first time they’ve failed to bring someone back

OH MY GOD

MATTHEW YOU SON OF A BITCH

God the clerics are in BAD shape

Please stop picking on my kids

Cant Lucien and the Eyes just die

He’s down fuck

And Essek’s right there with him

Fuck

Oh thank GOD for that heal bless you Laura/Jester

Niiiiiice!

Oh daaaaamn Beau nice move

NAT20 YEAAHHHH

Marisha jumping up and down in her chair lol

Essek Gonna fuck him UP for hurting Caleb HELL yeah

Y’all I’m writing so much Shadowgast in my head

FUCK HIM UP BOIIIIIII

Babyyyyyyy

Plz don’t kill Essek

Essek nooooo

Oh thank god

Not my other BOYYYY

Okay okay oKAY GOOD

HOW is there still an hour and a half to go

Stop trying to kill my BOY

Babyyyy D:

Hey Matt why don’t you tell us what Essek saw

Did he see Caleb reaching out for him

Did he Matt

Did he

FUCK NOT AGAIN

CALEB NOOOO

God dammit

Fucking fuck

NO

he’s DEAD

fucking hell

Essek get back to your man

Of course they can’t see him

Not that it matters because he’s dead

Fucking fuuuuuck

End this fight already I hate this

Come on Laura roll really good

YES

GO LAURA

GO JESTER

YAAAAAAAAAS

Y’all I literally shrieked

Holy shit y’all

Hoooolllyyyyy shit

Oh that’s both spooky and soft

Oh good the eyes are going too I’m glad

Bring him BACK

I’m begging

Revivify

Please oh gods please

(Essek please stand there in the background anxious)

Please god y’all can’t kill Liam’s character at the end of BOTH campaigns

God I was CONVINCED he was going to be perma-dead

“Insight check” I’m laughing through my tears

Somebody let Essek hug Caleb or something idk

What the

No way

I’m with Essek and Fjord here

“Once you’re a member of the Mighty Nein you’re in. You should know that by now.” Okay okay okay

Are we really gonna do this omg

Yoooooo go back for the bag!

Oh no

RIP the bag of holding

Fjord’s priorities are in the right place *nod*

Gonna have to have a one shot to find the lost U’kotoa eye I guess

NAT20 whoopWHOOP

Awww Fjorjester huuuuug they’re so wholesome

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this

Oh my godddddddd

What

Was it a 9???

What was it??

OH NO

A NAT1?? oh jeeze

That

That hurts

To have lost him a second time, basically

Ouch…

Essek now is not the time to be jealous, love

Fjord checking up on my boy

E: “It’s not fair. It’s not fair, you’ve all come so far. It’s just not fair.”

F: “It rarely is. You did more for us and for him than most anyone we know

“I spent my entire life studying with the intent to not let things like this happen to chance. That can’t be it, can it?”

F: “I don’t know, but if you ere to ask my wife friend Cad he’d tell you that life continues on. It changes, it elopes, it grows. I don’t think there’s an end…” couldn’t follow the rest but I’m crying a LOT

“You’ve shown me all I need to see” THANK YOU FJORD im crying so hard y’all

“Caleb Widowgast. Have you ever accepted defeat?”

“Hm. Maybe today for the first time. Or, well, a chance in direction anyway.”

Essek wants to help so bad y’all I’m cryin’

Oh dang Cad

HOLY

oh my god

02%

WILD

MOM

???

“Put it back. I think they’ve earned it. Put it back.”

Oh my goddddd

I feel better knowing it’s Taliesin’s choice

I’m gonna CRY

Oh

My GODDDSS

“I can’t deal with the emotional whiplash” GIRL SAME

“Your eyes open for the first time”

Holy

FUCK

“Bolts up and runs”

Oh my god y’all

Oh

My god

GROUP HUG HIM

Molly

Mollymauk

MOLLYMAUK

TEALEAF

not empty not empty no

Babyyyy

Fuck y’all I’m gonna cry

I’m gonna cry for real

I didn’t think I’d really be so happy to have him back

Holy SHIT y’all

Yeeeeees hug your man Caleb

This is so emotional I’m crying

“Empty” no baby

I’m so glad it wasn’t at the cost of us losing Caduceus

I love Cad so much

“I’m so tired”

“I think you have a bright future ahead of you”

I’m crying over everyone being so sweet to Essek <3

“You’re always welcome at my house”

Y’all I’m gonna BAWL next week

Literally gonna just weep for however many hours it lasts

[22ratonthestreet]

yoooooo i just wanna say thank you to everyone who’s sent in nice soft things about the rat series, it’s meant A Lot and id wanted to address All Of You bcs wow guys like wtf>>??? ive been staring at them all and ive been absorbing the good vibes and uh njfkdngkjdg thank you guys so much >:,,)?? anyway thats enough queer little feelings .... gonna think about cheese now 

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

yoooooo the stuff i got prescribed for managing my acid reflux symptoms as i try to come off my medication for it is aniseed flavoured wtf i can’t wait to have to take this it smells soooooo good 

i understand now why they make medicines taste nasty, so you don’t just lose self control and chug them, that’s smart