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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

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fell into embroidering stuff on this pair of pants and I'm pretty proud of how my solar system turned out

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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was mid dream when I started having cramps so bad I could barely move in the dream and I felt horrendously awful like I was about to throw up they were that bad

and then I woke up AND I HAD THE EXACT CRAMPS IRL WTFFFF STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS THATS SO MEAN

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talking to a transport company the other day and I spelt my name 'L-i-n-d-s-e-y' to the guy and he specifically checked and said 'that's s-e-y?' And I went yup you've got it. And then he wrote me an email that said hi linday

wasn't in a great mood today so wasn't hitting my usual cheery high pitched customer service voice at work and I got called Joe by one customer and Luke by another

My name is two syllables by the way. and I say my name at the start of every call. Anyway I just pitched my voice lower and rolled with it

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wasn't in a great mood today so wasn't hitting my usual cheery high pitched customer service voice at work and I got called Joe by one customer and Luke by another

My name is two syllables by the way. and I say my name at the start of every call. Anyway I just pitched my voice lower and rolled with it

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its 3 degrees WHY IS THERE A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM SHOULDNT YOU BE DEAD SOMEWHERE

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i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

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Here’s something I’m curious about.

Picture this. You’re reading a book, a standard book divided into chapters. Let’s say it’s fiction (don’t know if nonfiction would get different results). You’ve been reading for a while and you want to stop for now. Assume you are not literally falling asleep, you’re still awake and lucid.

You are in the middle of a paragraph, in the middle of a page, somewhere in the middle of a chapter in the middle of the book.

“Power through and finish the book” is not an option, but if you really do that you have my sympathies.

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i didn't shit myself

mmmm yummy cupcake with cream on the top perfect for a snack before bed

surely i, a very lactose intolerant individual, will not shit myself in the middle of the night. that's simply impossible

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i was watching a video where someone was eating puerto rican food and i was like hm i wonder if we have any food places here that offer that, it looks so good

oh good. thank you google AI. fish and chips is exactly the suggestion i wanted

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mmmm yummy cupcake with cream on the top perfect for a snack before bed

surely i, a very lactose intolerant individual, will not shit myself in the middle of the night. that's simply impossible

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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it