#*TEACHER

[nothingbizzare]

Reigen doodles I made in class

Close ups

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[disableddyke]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My physics teacher and I were partners in investigating an international drug smuggling operation.

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

[imsofuckinggayomfg]

"i'm too old for you" sir, the age gap is literally one of the things that got me attracted to you in the first place

[carpethedamndiemdejavu]

- James Baldwin talking about Love

[000bun]

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[thundersbugs]

[catchymemes]

[koshercosplay]

shoutout to the little girl in the parent-child kindergarten science class I taught today who upon being given a prompt to draw an animal proceeded to draw a mountain lion with blood fountains coming out of its claws

she ran up to me and very proudly showed it to me and I was like I love that you drew blood coming out of the claws! What a great detail to add because it's a predator!

she said yeah my dad told me it's too much blood but I like it like this

anyway absolutely thrilled that weird little girls continue to unsettle their parents I'm so proud

[herbarimoon]

He's now in pathetic babygirl era

[one-time-i-dreamt]

George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

[yellbug]

i just saw a post that was like "i would cannibalize gods rotting corpse" and i can see and empathize with how you might write a poem on this website but truth be told if i saw gods rotting corpse i would go eww ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew and honestly as an ex catholic i have seen it a lot and eaten it a lot and it was kinda nastyy in a bad way. i once got a lecture at school for chewing it with my mouth open.