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gardevoir is high femme, vespiquen is bug femme; they are getting coffee together; their table, their look, unassailable; they are lesbians

vespiquen is eating a cigarette

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i hope all my dreams come true before they stop producing the life sized gardevoir plush

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(clearly becoming frustrated with my sexual partner) no, okay, look im not a gardevoir yet. okay. forget i mentioned gardevoir just. okay i was your ralts, right? and then i evolved into a kirlia, recently, which i currently am. okay? but im really uncomfortable with that im getting girlier, im scared- cuz im a boy. i am trying to communicate to you that i want you to give me a dawn stone so that ill be a gallade. youre playing dumb and forcefeeding me rare candy because you want me to be a gardevoir and to fuck m- okay look i’ll get the evolution chart again.

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The Great Gatsby 2 … they thought he was dead… ……..but they rebuilt him… …faster … stronger … smarter… old sports die hard In The Great Gatling-Gunsby West Egg is about to be Scrambled

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thinking about my favorite app ever made. save me wide19

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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

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Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

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I had a weird dream where they announced Smash for the Switch 2 and added Shadow. But they gave him a special move that allowed him to summon Maria like a Persona.

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Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

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Inspired by an anniversary card

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