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once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

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this is me as the christmas fairy kitty with the christmas giraffe and you'd better start believing it because it already happened

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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

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some silly time for your scroll

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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

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HARUNA TAKAHAMA (Japanese, born 1988)

"Playing Things" (2023)

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can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

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Item: Crystal Banana

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David: I think the one picture I have of us up on the wall is the one where I had the dress on. Gillian: I love that picture. David: Yeah. Gillian: And I'm holding you up. David: Exactly. Gillian: Yeah. I love that picture. (Fail Better podcast, 11/12/2024)

📸 David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson photographed by Mark Seliger, 1997

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if girls can frot then boys can scissor