#* 1k .

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[maxknightley]

I relate to Reimu because I would also rather be getting drunk and railing a tgirl witch than doing my job

[catfindr]

[myfacereallyaches]

Drew these in between schoolwork. As a reward

[mypeopleskillzarerusty]

Seiously you all, we need season 16 now more than EVER.

Some so-called Supernatural fans: "The actors have all moved on. There is no need for a 16th season."

Misha Collins: "I found Castiel in my carpet."

[sexytheresa]

Hi am available for pics videos fun hook me up💋 I'm looking for meetup 😊 if you are interested hit me on👇 I have new fresh Dropbox or drive I prefer payment first. Then I provide service telegram:@Rggdffd

[seixyniaa]

If anybody says they don't fw me it's bc they can't

[radiohoead]

on my shop 🕊️

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

"hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*scrambles to grab the end of my tie and flip it over*

“madoka what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*smooths my tie*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

[seven-oh-four]

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post  

Pmmm + tumblr: Homura Akemi (part 3)

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[maxknightley]

shivering because they've got the chills. dear god you cannot begin to imagine the clanking and clattering. it sounds like when you clip into the wall in garry's mod

sad, sick little knight laid up in bed with a big comforter thrown on top of them, pouring honey tea through a funnel they've stuck through their visor

[john-cardoza]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks