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"maxwell's silver hammer" could be a weapon in a soulsborne game

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reading the words "archers and crossbowmen, commanded to shoot whenever they see ships approaching" and IMMEDIATELY pogging out

an awesome thing about reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms is that occasionally I go "oh my god. I think I know exactly what Famous Tactic Or Infamous Mistake is about to happen" and get really excited

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an awesome thing about reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms is that occasionally I go "oh my god. I think I know exactly what Famous Tactic Or Infamous Mistake is about to happen" and get really excited

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fat elnina again

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heads up that boomer-mythology-destroyer blog is far-right

ugh, annoying. ty for the heads up, I'm normally better about noticing that sort of thing.

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the horns you've always wanted

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Trying so hard to lock in and pack up but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to be Kris Dreemurr. Your TV your classmate and your fucking dad are all in the Bible

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The most cursed part of getting into eidolon is suddenly seeing your posts everywhere, reblogged here, screenshotted on Twitter, even posts I’ve seen and reblogged before. You’re everywhere but before I listened to eidolon I somehow never saw it.

the Posting equivalent of a flashback montage where you realize that the main villain was always there... a photocopy taped to a cafe wall... a half-remembered anecdote shared by a sidekick... even opening the newspaper may reveal my posts!!!

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Like you said in the post I come here to NOT see anything political. It's annoying.

Literally explain to me the plot of the 1954 Godzilla without saying hydrogen bomb.

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Maxie, I've got bad news: it's not just the heat. It's also the humidity. We're going to have kill The Sea too. Maybe even The Clouds.

the humidity would be fine if the heat weren't there... in my empire of darkness the clouds will be our friends...

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i had this idea in the shower this morning

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thinking about this immaculate "the phantom" strip from 2017 where, iirc, he dosed a guy with acid before terrorizing him because this guy wanted to put him on a postage stamp

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got called a misandrist for saying i think its bad if a man has no women friends

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Toriel is a bad mom because she gets drunk in chapter 4 and doesn't offer any of the alcohol to her kids.

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^THEY MADE IT REAL???????????????

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AFFIRMATIONS

you do NOT have chuunibyou

you have DARK POWERS

your cursed eye MUST NOT be unsealed

your redemption IS within the ETERNAL PARADOX

you CAN ask the cashier for that water cup BY YOURSELF