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GUTS Tour
Oscar piastri x singer!reader
Face claim Olivia Rodrigo
Summary Oscar reacts to his girlfriend tour.
Warning Guts tour(not really but Iykyk)
A/N really like it. I hope it does well. Hope y’all enjoy it! The YouTube video and the insta story took really long to make so pls show some love and say what you think!
Also I just reread it, and there are quite some spelling mistakes. Sorry for anyone that is bothered by it, but I can’t change it anymore because that takes a lot of time and I don’t have that. I ado don’t really know what to thing about the YouTube video cause I made it in 2 hours so for me the different parts where more spread out but now I look back it looks a bit weird. But Lmk what you think!
Don’t forget to repost and comment! It helps a lot! Also feedback is appreciated!
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Yourusername thank you so for all the great support! I had a great time on my first few shows, hope to see you al soon!
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SabrinaCarpenter So gorgeous!
Conangray Love the show!
Oscarpiastri 😍❤️
User1 not her friends and bf simping in the comments
User2 so exited to see you in Europe!
User3 so happy I got to see you!
User4 SO PROUD!
User5 I can still remember the little girl on bizarfark and now she is doing a world tour😢 the little artist is really growing up!
User6 💜💜
User7 mother
User8 we need Oscar’s reaction to the obsessed performance and the ✨parts✨ of the show
User9 OMG SO TRUE
User10 in love with you
User11 IM SO EXITED TO GO TO THE GUTS TOUR (I don’t have tickets)
User12 love the difference between SOUR and GUTS tour, she really isn’t a teenager anymore
User13 ur an icon
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User1 HAHAHA OSCAR REACTION TO THE PARTS
User2 I love that y/f/n SHQ and McLaren worked together for this! Great video!
User3 He listed!
User4 not him stuttering😂
User5 the people laughing at him behind the camera😂
User6 I love how he makes sure to mention that he knew things beforehand and that she asked him for advice
User7 HAHA not him suddenly being full GenZ for y/n😂
User8 HAHA him saying that she does that a lot is the highlight of this video!
User9 someone should count how many times he said wow🤣
User10 he is such I supportive Boyfriend! I love it!
User11 he’s such a simp!
User12 I love how he says that about the fans and stuff
User13 Great video!
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Yourusername He may be a simp, and he may judge my tour, but he is mine🫶 So American is out now! I hope you all enjoy it! (P.S. he finally came to the show, and he ENJOYED it!)
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OscarPiastri Hey don’t expose me!
OscarPiastri And I’m so proud of you! Finally a song that I heard beforehand!
OscarPiastri And I did not judge you and I’m not a simp!
Yourusername Whatever you believe sweetheart!
SabrinaCarpenter Omg love the song! So proud of you! Liked by author
GracieAbrams So happy! Love that you finally released a love song!
Yourusername 💜
TaylorSwift So proud of you! You finally found your lover!
Yourusername Thank you mother🙇♀️💜
Landonorris it was so painful to watch both Oscar filming the video and him watching the show irl😭 he was a simp and speechless with both😭
Yourusername Hey! Look out at what you say! He is my simp!
User1 AAAHHHH NOW SONG!
User2 FIRST LOVE SONG!
User3 they are so cute!
User4 I love them!
User5 AND HE SAYS IM SO AMARICAN!
User6 THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE ON TEH GRID!
User7 OSCAR IS SO HOT IN TJOSE PICS🥵🥵
User8 I fear I might have fallen in love… with both
User9 do you need a dog? 🐶🐕 I can bark
User10 NEW SONG WOOHOO
User11 I didn’t really like their relationship at first, but now that we get more song I AM SUCH A FAN
User12 UGH THE PUCS ARE SO CUTE
User13 Not her and Lando exposing Oscar
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[Eldermourne Theme fades out] Murph: WEL-come back to Eldermourne, everybody! Emily, Jake, and Caldwell: Eldermourne! Murph: I'm your dungeon master Brian Murphy joined by Jake Hurwitz! Jake: The relationship with my son has gone south because I foot-- I put both feet in my mouth. [Emily cackles. Caldwell joins her.] Murph: And ya did it again! Jake: Henry Hogfish! Emily: Okay, this is, we need to tell them behind the scenes! Jake: No. Emily: We literally-- full disclosure, we-- Jake: No. No. No, don't tell them. Emily: We recorded the intros-- we recorded the intros-- Jake: It's an embarrassing story for me and Caldwell. [Caldwell laughs.] Emily: And-- Murph, edit out Jake protesting. Murph, immediately: Okay. [Emily laughs.] He's been silenced. He's been silenced. Caldwell: I am absolved. This rules. Emily: We were-- (laughing) We were recording the intro, and Caldwell realized that he hadn't been recording, so we had to re-record it. But in the original recording, Jake fucked up his rhyme, and he said "oh, good, now I can get my rhyme right." [Everyone laughs.] Caldwell: Nobody's mad at me anymore! It's so good! Murph: Maybe I'll splice in the recording of Jake fucking up the first time. [Emily and Caldwell giggle.] Jake: Wow, that's perfect. Murph: So let's go ahead-- we're gonna go ahead and cut to Jake's first intro. Jake: Okay. Murph: Let's roll that. [Emily cackles. The Eldermourne Theme fades in.] Jake: Uh-- oh fuck, uh-- Relationship with my son has gone south, because I put both feet in my mouth-- I forgot it for a second. [Theme fades out.] Jake: Yeah, good on ya, Caldwell. [The others laugh.] This is not fair! Caldwell's huge fuck up was just shining a light on mine! That's not right! Murph: That's true. That's true. Caldwell: Jake texted me and said "hey, turn off your recording so that I get another shot at it, and I obliged him. Murph: This is your dad forgetting to pick you up, and then you get mugged. This is Caldwell's mistake, and then you are really really suffering for it. [The others laughing.] Um-- Then, of course, we've got Emily Axford! Emily: Living the dream and looking like Liam! Fia Boginya! Murph: Emily, it's even better the second time, hearin' it. Jake: That's fucked up. Caldwell: Crisp, perfect. Emily: Thank you, I didn't mess it up the first time, it's so good. Actually, why don't you go ahead and use whichever one I am better at, okay? Murph: Okay. Two for two. Two for two. Jake: Jesus christ. Caldwell: Can I say my livin' la vida Liam joke again? Cause I thought that was fun. From the first one? Murph: Sure. Um, y'know, as memorable as it was, I completely forgot it. [The others laugh.] Um, and of course, Caldwell Tanner! Caldwell: Oh, Stella Vervain's special little guy who's getting swept up-- Jake: Don't fuck it up! Don't fuck it up! Don't fuck it up! Caldwell: --in her sweet little lies, Zirk Vervain. Emily: Oh my goodness. [Everyone laughs.] Caldwell: Yee-haw! Flawless dismount! All the judges love it. Jake: Swing, batta batta batta batta! Murph: Wow, two 2/2s and one 0/2. It's-- You'd think there'd be some deviation there, but… wow. Jake: Caldwell didn't really get a 2/2. He didn't record. Caldwell: Jake, you could just turn off your Zoom right now, and then we'd have to start recording again. Jake: I need another shot. Murph: This intro's way better than the other one, guys, I'm just saying! This is good. Maybe we should fuck up the show every time. Emily: I honestly was barely paying attention, and then when Jake messed up again, I… could not stop laughing. Murph, laughing: Why were you barely paying attention?? [Everyone laughs.] Emily: I was looking at my spells! Murph: Okay, alright, alright. Caldwell: She's got a lot of spells! Murph: She's got a lot of spells. Emily: I have to remember what I can do. Murph: Alright guys, let's go ahead and get into the recap.
#naddpod#eldermourne#jake hurwitz#i'm only tagging jake in this since he's the one who fucked up (lol)#naddclips#c2e27
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Can we know more about the monkey demoness? Will the chapters be from shadowpeach perspective always or will we see readers or demoness point of view? Does the demoness have a name? How much does the reader know of jttw and general knowlege about the lands ahe is in. Does she speak the language natuarlly or is it a case of magic transelate? If it is magic transelate can she read written words? Will reader win them over slowly or will there be one major action that wins them over? Will the monkey demoness be part of endgame relationship or just a friend? Would demoness try and protect reader from the monkeys when they go full yandere, run away or defer to the monkey king? Am i coreect in assuming its shadowpeach/reader or is it plaltonic yandere? Will reader become besties with the demoness? How did they meet up? Is this before or after jjtw? Or does jttw not happen? Will this be a horror yandere or a romance yandere story? Will reader suffer issues from culture clash? What will your reader be like? Shy? Confident? Will she wipe out from having to walk for 3 days straight or is this something she is used to? How much will reader sacrifice to protect the ‘cubs’? Would reader declare themelves the cubs defacto mum?
If something was answered in previos post sorry mobile wont let me check your blog without loosing all my questions, feel free to answer asmany or as little as u want. Sorry for spelling mistakes, i read your fic repeatedly instead of going to sleep
I found your blog by that story and its a good read, i cant wait for next chapter, in the meantime i will be scrolling backwards theough your blog and read the rest od your stories after i sleep
😳 Wow… I did not expect this big of an ask. For starters I love that you are enthusiastic about the AU, truly I am. It’s just could everyone please stick to 1-3 questions per ask? If you have several questions feel free to send me multiple asks, for now I’ll try to answer as many from this ask as possible. I might answer a few in another post, thank you for your understanding. Now, onto the answers!
- The monkey demoness’s name is Chu Spirit, at first I made her as a simple oc out of the blue! Now I see her as a big sister type of character to Reader, she will not be romantically involved with either Shadowpeach, or The Female Reader. She is energetic and kind not one to back down from a fight. (Will answer how she met Reader in a later post)
- I have a habit of posting perspective a little crazy, so you will get a chance to get Reader’s and Spirit’s perspective! That is almost guaranteed, in fact you’ll probably get more perspectives as well of other characters that will eventually be in the AU.
- So Reader knows about JTTW because she read a bit of it but never finished it. She found the story entertaining but before she could finish it, she kind of… Was pulled to this new world and is trying to find a way home. As for general knowledge? Yeah she has no idea where she is or how to get anywhere, so she kind of doesn’t have any yet.
- Language! I didn’t even think about that! Okay, so I think she’ll magically understand it. Sometimes that magic understanding will flicker though when she’s especially weak so she’ll have to actually learn the language, eventually. As for reading, no she can’t read words until she actually learns the language.
- I think Reader will win over the Warlords slowly and in a few big events yeah. It’s not right away but it doesn’t take too long especially with how much she is taking care of them. They will definitely fall in love with her as they get more and more used to her. As for some big events? Oh I have a few ideas already! You’ll have to wait and see those though. (Cause long ask, not that it’s bad!)
- Spirit will one hundred percent try to protect Reader from Yandere warlords. She sees Reader as a little sister who helped her when she needed it most, she will do anything to keep her safe. If she had known that the monkey cubs that grew so attached to Reader were warlords? She would have totally thrown them off a cliff to keep them away from Reader. No she will not defer to Monkey King or Macaque because she really doesn’t care about them and never has. (Personal past reasons)
- Yes you are correct to assume it’s romantic Shadowpeach x Reader. Nothing platonic about how Macaque and Wukong feel about Reader… There might end up being smut later, but not sure yet.
- Spirit sees Reader as a little sister and likewise eventually Reader will see Spirit as a big sister. They met when Reader saved her from some bandits (more explained later!)
- JTTW! Okay, so this story begins before JTTW. There will be JTTW in this AU and on that topic sort of Reader will be able to get back to her world. Either willingly or not I’m still debating.
- Horror or romance? I’d honestly say it’s a mix of both, because there will be blood and gore. Reader does care about them but they absolutely terrify her when they return to their original forms. And also because Wukong is impatient and doesn’t explain himself very well before trying to take her home.
- Culture clash… I’ll try to add a few scenes of culture clash into the story. Mostly with how she acts around other people because she doesn’t fall into their ‘normal’ Because ya know she’s a 21st century woman. One with a mind that she speaks when she pleases.
- I would say that Reader is more on the shy side when it comes to talking to other people, but when she’s talking to friends she can get rather loud and confident. She just isn’t all that great with strangers. Unless if they are animals that she decides to take care of.
- After her three day walk, so at first I was going to have it where she slept during it. But after this ask I changed my mind. Spirit has no idea about the human system other than they need food. And monkey demons don’t need as much sleep as humans do so she doesn’t realize that Reader is running on fumes at the start of the story. That is until she passes out, dropping like a rock for almost a whole day.
- She will defend them with her life! She loves animals of all kinds. She doesn’t see herself as their mom because I think it’d be weird with the romance and all. But she does see herself as a friend to them. She cares for them and will try to protect them with everything she’s got. Will probably get herself hurt a few times which these bois, do NOT like after they fall in love with her. How dare someone hurt their new mate friend.
Thank you so much for your ask! I just started this Au and if you have more questions then send me an ask! 1-3 per ask would be preferred with no limit to how many asks you send. Feel free to send several! I encourage it! I hope I didn’t miss anything and have a lovely day! (PS. If you want even more in depth answers just ask one or two of these questions back at a time and I’ll have more room to answer them in depth possibly write scenes about them. But I like to answer everything in the ask)
Feel free to send me more asks and I will be happy to answer as I develop this AU more! If you have suggestions also send those too!
#dead dove do not eat#sun wukong x macaque#yandere sun wukong#yandere macaque#sun wukong x macaque x reader#Sun Wukong x Reader#Macaque x Reader#Cursed Warlords AU#Cursed Warlords LMK AU#lmk yandere#LMK OC#shadowpeach x female reader#shadowpeach x reader
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flowey-centric - first person pov - 750~ words
this was supposed to be the introduction for a fic i'm writing, but I decided that it doesn't really fit with the rest of what I had in mind, so I'm posting it here as a standalone. hope you all like it.
Stale monotony has its claws tightly wrapped around my stem. I've exhausted every possibility I can. There is nothing else I could possibly think of doing. Boredom engulfs me, and excitement is faraway.
Whenever I'm feeling lost, I visit my best friend’s grave and talk to them. I know they aren't listening to anything I say. They're gone, body long decomposed and SOUL shattered into space. There isn't anything left of them. Still, words spill from my lips like a waterfall, as I talk about anything that comes to mind.
It's soothing, in a way.
Then, without any warning, something heavy falls from the sky while I'm mid-sentence and collides with the patch of flowers, right on top of their grave. I barely manage to burrow into the ground in time to avoid getting hit.
I resurface a distance away. I'm about to rip apart whatever interrupted me so rudely, but when I get closer, I see it.
Smooth flesh, the rise and fall of its chest, a heartbeat – there's no mistaking it. This is a human.
An actual, real human.
This is the first time a human has fallen since I woke up in this form.
What fortunate timing. I had saved shortly before this, right when I arrived to talk to Chara. I have the perfect point of return if I want to retry anything.
Hee hee… We’re going to have so much fun together. I just know it.
I bring myself back to the present, and that’s when I hear it: the human whimpering softly, hands clutching their leg, which is bent at a weird angle… I think. I'm not actually sure. There aren’t a lot of books about human anatomy down here, but Chara’s legs never looked like that, in any case. I suppose they must have broken it on the way down. I crane my stem upwards, and…
Wow. I never realized how long of a fall that was. Yeah, I can see why that would have happened.
I’m about to introduce myself, when I hear footsteps. Even and steady, the slightly muffled sound of soft paws on the floor – it’s Toriel.
Irritation flashes through me. Seriously? Now? Her timing couldn’t be any worse!
I can’t let her see me. This is just too bad. For now, I hide underground and listen. Toriel’s footsteps approach the human, who is still crying. I hear her suck in a breath. She must have seen their leg too.
“Oh, you are hurt! Do not worry, I will fix this.”
The room takes on a soothing atmosphere as magic is gathered into a healing spell. There is the telltale sound of it hitting its target, and the human’s sobs subside slightly. Toriel lets out a breath of relief, and starts speaking: “I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.”
I’ve heard all this before. I tune her out and slightly lift my head above the ground. It’s a good thing that this patch is full of golden flowers – it’s the perfect camouflage for me.
I can see them now. The human doesn’t say anything, but their eyes shine as they take in Toriel’s appearance, gazing at her in wonder. Heh, the complete opposite of Chara. I remember our first meeting clearly. They had also gotten injured on the way down, and they were apprehensive of me despite me healing their injuries. They looked at my face, then stumbled backwards and exclaimed…
…No, that’s not important. Anyways, the human grabs Toriel’s hand and follows her, walking with a slight limp in their step. She introduces them to the RUINS, explains the puzzles, and makes them solve a few laughably easy ones by themself. It’s utterly mind-numbing. I have half the mind to interrupt them, but no. I have to be patient.
I still hate this, though.
After what must have been years, they finally arrive at her home and pass through the doorway. Toriel brings the kid to my room, and– “This is your new room.”
Wait, what? Their room? No! That’s mine! My room! It belongs to me! It has my glow-in-the-dark stars and toys and everything! Are you kidding me?!
I know she had taken care of the rest of the humans before this one too. But if she’s giving my room to this brat, does that mean…
…
Ha. I knew she had been itching to replace me, but this… Ha. Ha ha ha.
What a bad joke.
She ruffles the human's head. Just like she used to do with–
Enough. I can’t bear to stick around any longer. I’ll check up on the human again later. I burrow into the ground and go as far away from here as possible.
#undertale#utdr#flowey the flower#my writing#this is my first time posting fic on tumblr so if the formatting is bad or anything. looks at you with my big puppy eyes. overlook it please
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𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖞 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌
About the Author
My names Mazi, but you can call me whatever. I was raised in a multi language household so English sometimes blurs for me if you can’t tell- don’t feel bad pointing out grammar or spelling mistakes. I use grammarly but i’m so used to having a real person to edit my stuff lol. I was convinced I was a lesbian my whole life but have a bf now so i’m confident in my ability to write mxf and fxf. I am going to get more comfortable with mxm though so I can make male!reader versions of my fics more realistically so everyone can thirst here.
I am a writer by nature (which means y’all can clown me when I post unedited things). I actually hate writing in second person and it’s my weak point (hence the blog). I am in university for history so I like to think I can write with a passable rate of literacy but I smoke weed and then post these bitches soooo. As I have a specialized field of study which means I am regularly working on actual journals and articles but I promise I will still try to post semi often.
Requests
Okay now the important part, how can you guys send requests to me or just thirst!!! I’m really using this as a fun way to help my writing get better. Some ground rules:
Ask box is not open rn but will be!! Submit anything within my guidelines listed below!!! I can not promise everything will be a full fledged fic but you’re 100% getting at least a little drabble essay. NSFW and SFW welcome
If you wanna attach like aesthetic pics / music to your request so I can fit the vibe you want better feel free
I will write for most characters though it may take me a few tries to try and characterize the person right.
I will probably end up being mostly a smut blog bc that’s what everyone wants but i’m still really interested in writing slice of life, fluff, or even angst (I am a sucker for happy endings though).
I’m more interested in na’vi x na’vi (or avatar) but I probably wouldn’t be opposed to na’vi x human every once and while. Just worried about portraying something like that accurately / safely possible anatomically.
I’m very interested in maybe world building the canon world of Avatar based on historical / anthropological facts I’m familiar with on Earth so ppl who request questions about life on Pandora or what living as a Na’vi is like for me to write about are getting a big kiss on the head
Important Rules
Ageless blogs and minors don’t interact with me i’ll block you lmao
I am comfortable with darker topics and kinks but I’m not interested in writing anything illegal or dangerous. Knife play, sure. Things like vore and shit? Absolutely not I will kink shame here. This is not a safe place.
Though i’m interested in the 2009 Avatar i will write for WOW characters as well
I’m begging y’all to not send me the same shit you send everyone else I see the same people asking for the same three scenarios
I put research into my fics so pls be patient with my postings, on top of that like I said I have an actual job I have to write for so be patient with my fried little brain
If you’re in my shit complaining about aged!up characters you are chronically online and you should go out and help real people who need it instead. You’re arguing over fictional 8 foot tall people from another planet that could rip your head off your shoulders with no effort- get a hobby. Even a cringy one like this is better than being that tone deaf.
#avatar smut#avatar fluff#avatar angst#avatar fanfiction#avatar 2#avatar (2009)#avatar x reader#avatar fandom#shaman speaks#avatar the way of water#tsu’tey x reader#jake x reader#neytiri x reader#neteyam x reader#lo’ak x reader#ao’nung x reader#kiri x reader#Spotify
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LOVELACE IS HERE...
...BUT IS SHE AN EVIL CLONE ROBOT?
Also Blessie is now one of my favorite characters 🌱💕
(or my reaction to WOLF359 Episodes 21-22, mini episode 2, and Episodes 23-24, and mini episode 3).
Gonna keep my intro for this one short and just dive right into it.
Tagging the mutuals who got me invested in this, and if you want to be tagged or untagged from these posts, lmk, or you can follow my blog or simply follow the tag "#bods wolf359 reactions". Anyone who has followed me for a while knows my updates are inconsistent, so I apologize in advance for that. And for any spelling/grammar mistakes in my posts.
@sophieswundergarten @oflightningandstars @acollectionofcuriousreblogs
Episode 21: Minkowski Commanding
Okay. Have I done enough to earn a break? No. Have I done a lot and am complete burnt out? Yeah. So let's do this. I have had a LOT of mutual hype around this episode, so I'm ready to be dazzled.
I'm also eating and work while I listen, so sorry if my notes get short (I say knowing full well I'm gonna get distracted and type insane amounts of notes).
MINKOWSKI? I think this is the first episode she'd done the "welcome to Wolf359" thing. Or maybe I'm just unobservant (I also will often accidently skip the welcome phrase because I press the 30sec ahead button to skip commercials).
Enemy? Being watched? Oh... is this about Blessie isn't it 😂
I love this. We still don't know where Blessie came from and what he wants. Why not take him back to Cutter? Since he apparently loves aliens so much, maybe you can feed him to Blessie. In the meantime I supposed Hilbert will do as a mid-flight snack.
"It took a screwdriver" / "how do we know that's all it wants?"
Uh...
Hm. Interesting. Marks in the vents. I wonder if they are Blessie's.
Oh my this is intense. PFFT- "Slimy thief" 😂
Also maybe it's just me, but unless you have a clear shot and the situation calls for it, it seems to be a pretty stupid idea to be firing a gun off in space.
EXACTLY. Come on Minkowski, you're the smart one most of the time. But I suppose we all have our days.
A net?😂😂😂 This is fantastic.
Maybe they can stop Cutter with some home alone style traps.
"I need to make more acid" oh my goodness-
"The acid may have been a mistake. Turns out it developed an immunity to it. And possibly, an affinity." I'm sorry, WHAT. Hilbert. How. How did you do this.
RETRACTABLE SPIKES IT CAN SHOOT?
And yes, plants need light. But Minkowski, please don't. Please please please don't.
THANK YOU DOUG.
"We admire and support you and we want you to catch the plant monster- this is an intervention" 😂
PLEASE. Doug's imitation of Hilbert's voice and knowing they are the same actor...absolute talent. "You sound nothing like him" (winks at the audience).
Yeah I agree Doug. It is strange for you to be the sensible one in the situation. And again, this feels like you're trying to solve the problem you can rather than the problem that's the most immediate issue. Like getting back to Earth as fast as you can and putting a bullet in Cutter's head.
Wow. That was um harsh. Poor Hera. Oh no.
"Just remember that we're here okay." Aw.
Hour three in the black? This is a dangerous game. I don't like that sound. Florescent moss? Territory marker? Don't like where this is going.
Hilbert: "Ah. Specimen 34. Fascinating hybrid" "I don't care how you made it."
DON'T CARE? I DO. HILBERT: WHAT IS IT A HYBRID OF?
Please tell me it's not a hybrid of plants and a person on the ship.
Please tell me you would not be that stupid.
Can it bred? Is it predatory? "Based on history of parent species" WHO ARE THE PARENTS HILBERT.
Both are possible? Don't like that.
And Hilbert. Why would you make this plant, and why would you make the spiders? Why did you want them to grow this big? What is the goal of this?
Well looks like we'll find out.
Oh dear.
The tentacle is dead?
Minkowski. What about the rest of the plant?
OH DEAR.
Final day? Eliminated tentacles, spikes, and leaves? This needs to end.
HARPOON?
You might be closer to going home if you just...went home. Is Cutter gonna blow you out of the sky? There has to be a way to shut off the ship's tracker or fake your own death.
Found it? Lair? Minkowski almost sounds impressed.
Oh. It built itself a little lamp. A nightlight.🥺 Percival B. Eternal just wants to feel the sun. He must be pretty light deprived up in deep space.🥺
DOESN'T MATTER? MINKOWSKI. STOP.
Minkowski please hesitate. Eiffel is stuck in another trap? Ominous ticking sound? Thank goodness, go save Eiffel.
Oh the plant DOES understand. Huh. Seems like they have an understanding.
But. What was the plant made from?
Sedatives in the tea 😂
Reached an understanding? That's true. It DID have opportunities to kill you. But it no longer wants you dead. Which is interesting, because it did before. And that makes me think that it might want Hilbert dead. Because it took over Hilbert's mind and said to Eiffel "you are no better than the oppressor" so perhaps it blames Hilbert for it's creation.
"It wants what we want. To survive. To make it somewhere. To not be in the dark."
That's beautiful and yeah, Blessie can't thrive in space, plants need light.
Spacecraft? Hopefully rescue. But given that it's season 2, I have doubt. One lifeform.
Who is that? ISABEL LOVELACE? SHE'S ALIVE?
(I say as if I didn't see her name pop up 50x before I blocked the tags...still an interesting way for her to return).
Hilbert you lying liar. Tsk-tsk. Looks like she didn't incinerate. But...she couldn't survive in a pod for a year and a half. So...how?
Is this really Isabel Lovelace?
Is she from the past? The future? Is she a clone or science experiment made by Cutter and Hilbert to trick everyone? Is she the real empty man?
Oh and for the record, I've gotten messages from people asking why I keep talking about the empty man. I assumed that that was a real invisible creature that snuck aboard based on what Hera and Hilbert were saying about it in the alone episode (Hera mentions an invisible unseen presence she won't tell them about, and Hilbert hears a knock on his door and asks "why are you here? You weren't here on the other missions?"), but apparently I've been played like a fiddle. Would for sure fail that psych eval, but it's not even an ethical or standardized evaluation in the first place, so I don't feel bad at all about that.
Also, side note, you know what gets me the most about so many fictional (and unfortunately some irl) "men of great science" who do super bad and unethical things all in the name of their great work? Well, besides all the unethical stuff? It's that most of the time, their "genius experiments" aren't even good science. They're just doing random stuff in the hopes that something will work itself out, usually without any attempt at a control group, sometimes they don't even take their own safety into account, other times they don't even know enough about what they're doing to come to any sensible conclusion or account for unintended consequences. "Oh sacrifices must be made for the greater good, oh genius men like me don't need to abide by ethics" okay well can you at least abide by common sense or is that too genius for you? The point is I don't really care how smart you are, pride cancels out intellect, and at this rate Hilbert and Cutter are gonna get themselves and everyone else killed. I don't think Cutter is even a scientist. He calls himself "Mr. Cutter" (not doctor) and talks about money like he's a business man villain trusting Hilbert to do the science, which, bad move buddy. Bad move.
Episode 22: Mutually Assured Destruction
Don't like the sound of the title.
Oh boy. Two commanders lead to conflict. We're gonna need to establish some ground rules.
Blue ship and red ship collided? Oh Minkowski knows the codes.
"What is the point of an empty gun?" To threaten Eiffel.
Wait..."How did you bring me back here?"
They...they didn't Lovelace.
So who did?
Right, play her the messages from herself.
Vessel to return to earth? Yeah, it does seem impossible. Oh...interesting. An astrophysics figures out how to get back to earth. Then said astrophysicist disappears. What a crazy coincidence.
Oh. THAT'S why they don't have an astrophysicist this time. They want to make sure they don't get that close to getting back this time.
"12 hours later she vanished" ...did she open some kind of gateway, or did command vaporize her?
Ah yes, Dr. Selburg. Yeah he does get sloppy. It seems one of his assignments was to not let them return to earth. But there's a grey door that he opens which apparently allows him to come back each time. Interesting.
Incapacitated him? How? And...how did Hilbert survive?
So...Lovelace was in cryo-sleep and went back to the Hephaestus?
Well...I have a theory: Command sent you back and compromised you so that you would take Hilbert's place as their inside man. Or woman. But it sounds like she's a bit more in the dark about what happened than he is.
Rhea.🥺Aw. A moment of silence for the fallen AI.
Oh yeah. Show her Hilbert.
Yes: "What happened to Captain Lovelace?" Get him commander. Get him!
Oh Hilbert. I hope for your sake this isn't a boy who cried wolf situation.
Oh wow the voice acting of Hilbert choking...true talent.
"They said..." hm. Now that's interested.
"They would never" Hilbert man you are drinking the Kool-Aid, command is using you. You are not indispensable.
Lovelace seems pretty eager for violence.
Interesting...Hilbert terrified of something. We didn't see that with anyone or anything else. Clone or robot replica? Good idea Doug.
I also wonder: was Hilbert always afraid of Lovelace? Or is he only afraid of her now that she's back?
"Is everything a joke to you" at this point, I think it has to be. How else do you survive this?
No long on Lovelace's ship? The computer not turned on before this morning? Then...where has it come from? It's highly unlikely that she would survive in space for three years. But Doug has a point. If these are lies, she should have a better one.
Hera...why are you unsure of whether you can help with the ship? It's hard to tell when she's hesitating due to code interference, having hesitation because the plan is bad, and hesitating because she doubts herself.
Oh yeah...this is awkward. It's like if you discovered another family living in your house and you started touching their stuff (because it's yours).
Oh the music! 📻🎶🎶🎶
Yeah...is there a pattern to the music? Why DO they send that?
Um. Yeah. You might want to drop the plant monster bomb slowly...
Interesting. Hera seems to REALLY not like this new ship. But...why? Again, it's hard to tell when she's nervous, leading them astray, or has a legit concern.
She...she wouldn't be able to go with them. 🥺 Oh. Yeah. They do have families, at least Minkowski does. So...I guess they'd need to go home. But then poor Hera would be all alone. But if they make it back, they could send a rescue party back for her! And she could turn herself off until then or use autopilot.
Ah yes. The empty man. Who apparently isn't real, unless the messages were a code for something.
Uh. Minkowski. What are you doing?
"Nobody's getting left behind" but what about Hilbert? I think he can stay in space for a while. He's been on a lot of missions, so he seems to like it here.
Lovelace. Why were you eavesdropping? Oh wow, interesting gun trap! And "I invented being paranoid" is a very unhinged thing to say.
And explosive device? Lovelace what is going on?
Doug. Doug stop them please. Stop them. What. BOMB. YOU'LL ALL DIE. DON'T DO COMMANDS WORK FOR THEM.
BLOW UP THE STATION! BUT WHAT ABOUT HERA! LOVELACE NO! WHAT ABOUT HERA? WE LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND (well except for Hilbert, he can get blown to bits I don't care)!
Yikes what a thrilling conclusion. And now a mini episode? Seems like a odd time for one. Last time Doug read letters to some third graders, is he just gonna...pause in the middle of this epic standoff to give his thoughts on his favorite movies? I guess we'll find out.
Mini Episode 2: Day One
Interesting this says from "Goddard Futuristics Archives". So they are saving all their messages. Incredibly creepy. Oh this is Doug's first log. Yeah...that's why the logs go to command. Sure.
Yep. It is spooky. Wonder what is making those creaking noises?
Oh poor Doug. Hephaestus is a difficult word, but I would have hoped you'd have heard it enough times by now.
Huh. "Weirdly big for just three people"
...yeah. Almost as if it was made for more people but they decided they didn't want an astrophysicist this time.
"The crew seems nice". 😐
Yeah you DO want to get along with Minkowski. Trust me.
"Dr. Hilbert. Seems friendly enough. Hard to understand what he's saying, but he seems nice enough. I haven't really seen him since we docked here. We've got plenty of time to get to know each other."
Hilarious considering it's the same voice actor, not to mention the irony.
"Creeped out by Hera" and now they are best friends. And Doug, Doug she can hear you. She hears everything.
Poor Hera.
Oh that's it? Huh. Interesting. I wonder if we'll get to hear any other cool logs...
Episode 23: No Pressure
Doug. I've enjoyed listening to you work together for the past episode (which I listened to while folding clothes, sorry for the lack of live reaction).
But Lovelace tried to help you! A fake emergency sounds like a scary idea. She's already on edge. And something tells me that this might lead to a REAL emergency.
Hera. Hera. What is this? This sounds like a very very very bad idea.
Plan B? Hopefully just talk to Lovelace nicely? I don't like this. They were getting along so well! The moth joke was nice!
I do not think this is gonna go well.
"Shut up" good for you Hera.
"This is gonna end well."
I don't think it will.
Episode 24: Tactical Brain Damage
I love the title. But I'm nervous.
Oh boy. Hera. "Communications officer who shall remain nameless" 😂😂😂
"We want her distracted not murderously enraged".
Then maybe this is a bad idea. Wait what? Hera what are your sensors picking up?
This isn't gonna end well is it?
I wonder if Lovelace is treating Hera like that because she reminds her of Rhea. Or however it's spelled.
Big red cable? What does that do?
Yeah. Maybe this isn't the best idea.
Oh. Eiffel is the alternative. Well then.
"Permission to speak freely sir" maybe it's just me, but it's odd that Eiffel calls them sir instead of ma'am. Is that a thing in the military or does Doug just not know the feminine version of the word and no one has bothered to correct him.
"What does Hera know" A lot. Yeah Lovelace. You need to show Hera some respect. She's really nice.
"Well educated guess". I do not like this. I do not like this at all.
Um...HERA? HERA.
Uh oh. Oh no. Don't like that alarm. That's a pretty bad alert.
Um..."I just went some where didn't I?" ...WHERE DID SHE GO? Oh dear? Corrupted code?
"Do you think she'll notice" 😂
I love that despite nearly dying every single episode, they keep their humor. I hope they survive this, but I doubt it.
I hope they at least get a half decent ending and drag Hilbert and Cutter down with them.
"What are the other two doing?"
Oh no. Lovelace is gonna snap.
"You're wrong" "I'm not. But that's okay. Because you still have time. Because my way is the only way."
...Lovelace. Lovelace please be reasonable. Don't forget who the real enemy is. And Doug. You might want to work on your trickery skills.
"Ow" "...is this hurting you?" Oh dear. Poor Hera.
"Would it hurt you?" "Is there a risk of permanent damage?" "Yes."
It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Poor Hera. Good job Minkowski, take care of the crew.
"I know you won't let anything happen to me". Oh okay. It's okay. I didn't need my heart.
And Hera is okay!
haha...yeah Eiffel's plan didn't exactly work out. Please don't antagonize Lovelace.
No. NOT HILBERT. DO NOT GO TO HIM FOR HELP EVEN WHEN HE TRIES TO HELP HE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT VERY UNHELPFUL.
Mini Episode 3: Variations on a Theme
"The more things change, the more they stay the same".
This would be very scary. They are all gonna need intensive psychotherapy after this.
"Rhea checked in with me, that was then this is now. Hera's polite, her programming forces her to be, but I hear what she's really saying..."
😂The impressions. It's also sad that she misses Rhea.
Breaking bones, tossing her out an airlock, and leaving her to die??? Lovelace, Hera might be cold to you, but the feeling seems mutual, and she doesn't want you to die. The only person she's tried to kill is Hilbert, and if they stopped her from doing that, what makes you think that she'd try to kill you? That sounds wayyyy more like something Cutter would suggest. Where has he been anyway?
"More or less angry if she knew the truth?"
IF HERA KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT? Does something terrible happen to the AI units? Is she a copy of someone's brain or personality from a previous mission that Lovelace hates?
Normalize explaining things instead of all this ominous foreshadowing. And I know, okay, I know, when I write my own stuff, that's all I ever do. Call me a hypocrite if you want.
This is very creepy. She's lived through this so much and in space there's not much sense of time.
Oh right. Lambert was the communications officer right? Hilbert must have given him the virus too.
But um...didn't he die a horrible painful death?
"But does he know how it ends, what happens when he gets-"
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GETS WHAT? WHAT DOES THE VIRUS DO?
Any more ominous hints you'd like to drop Lovelace? I get the feeling you have quite a few.
Hera, Rhea. Yeah they are anagrams. I got the spelling right! It's also an anagram for "hear" which makes the "I always hear you" line more powerful.
"Everything...except him. He never goes away. He never changes."
...Hilbert or Cutter?
Oh Dr. Hilbert. Yeah. I wonder why he never goes away. And I don't think either of them feel much of anything at all.
"Stay way from the ghosts."
Easier said than done.
"You can never go home. You were home. And now you're back. And you can never go back."
...DID she get back? Did they wipe her memory and send her back?
"No friends no trust no safety"
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL THEM WHAT YOU KNOW.
In fact, I think they should all spill all their secrets. Out in the open. That way command has nothing on them.
But for some reason, I think it might be a while before that happens.
I think that's it for today guys, but I hope you enjoyed this. Thanks for reading!
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hey @9617saphs totally didn't forget about this but, sighs
first of all, *them (blasts you with spelling mistake gif)
second of all, you SHOULD'VE TELL ME THIS IN THE ASKBOX dumba dumma I literally just found this from scrolling the tags of the post (i don't usually check activities <- scared) and found out you rb'ed my post which i'm sorry for noticing it late but then again you should've send this to my ask it's literally an ask game!!!! dum
(/lh /nm at the fullest i hope the way i word it kinda funny/unserious makes me actually sound not mad at all, I just feel like this funny)
anyway back to the answer,
I actually kinda expect someone will ask this 😭but at the same time I have to thought of the answers like "how do I make you know that this character mean so so much to me" since wooooords are hard and idk if anything I say is comprehensible to people but aight I'll try.
ok what was the questions aga- okay.
long post ahead whoops!
1.) How do I feel about this character?
short answer, I have uncountable arts and comics ideas about them what do you think i feel about this character
long answer,
the "they look cool but tf is that goofy ass hair tie brah is that a feather duster 😭" -> "grumpy cold freak /neu" -> "wait actually. I need to learn more about them" (no reason, but full of spite and curiosity) -> "FFUCKCKFUFUXKCUDK WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATED" (trying to figure things out) -> "ough this is not normal I'm not normal actually. /pos" -> "self projection beam go" pipeline.
can a character I used to mock on turn into character I've written and theorized on a lot? Into a character I self project onto? apparently engel from the hit game pk2 can do this to me, and as one of the most mysterious character in the game engel gave me so much headache long time ago it's making me insane (still am) but worth it! but I can't escape now! i might be forever staying in this regalle hellhole! wow!
2.) /r pair you like of this character
Need I Say Anything next question
3.) /non r pair you like of this character
the above answer goes too here actually. i've ever mentioned somewhere they're like. a secret fourth thing to me. their love is something incomprehensible to the world it *can't* be classified as merely and only romantic. sure it can be seen as such but I don't rlly want to strict the two's relationship under a status.
but for other answers is of course the other two of the main 4, leif and especially evelynne
don't get me wrong I do am insane more about zefirengel and the writing I have about their dynamic is a lot more (yes i'm biased thanks to the past me and how I want to bring back that old spite. sorz), but
never forget that evelynne is canonically the only person in regalle that engel has positive relationship with. they're friends and lynne mentioned engel helped her since the early days she became a merchant and said multiple times they're nice despite that cold cover of theirs. how'd they get along in the first place? that's the question. there's so SO many things I thought of about their friendship story and her perspective prove a thing that engel isn't always a very quiet cold and meanie person and can be soft and nice if you actually get them right.
(though smth to note I see them as queerplatonic. I think lynne would shriveled up if she found out she's in a romance with someone for a second and. idk they fit better as that honestly I don't think they understand romance or want to aha)
and leif. goodness. if they interact more perhaps prism may fall into apocalypse they're too powerful. they could be a good student-mentor duo. Leif called them "librarian friend" and I believe he would ask for guidance to engel despite already have gwynelle. engel too would admire his bravery and determination to help everyone and just being so friendly with anyone. how's he's just. a contrast with the so-called arrogant and strict aegles. I can list MANY similarities they have esp like. their mindset. actually If i have to list what things are the main 4 share the same it would be uncountable since each second passes I would thought of a thing then another.
OH AND DON'T FORGET GRETTA THEIR SO-CALLED SISTER i can't even say anything here it would be a lot LOT. God what are you two hiding. what are your motives to hide on places? what. what. what. wh
engel why are you such a complicated character (i AM the one making it complicated) (i give too much a fuck)
4.) unpopular opinion of said character
bitches who call them librarian aegle version of peanut pk1 needs to be executed
(this one is [mostly] for me ->) also people mostly thought they're mean and "annoying" or just see them like "ok sure you exist but you're kinda nothing with that grumpy personality", which I get people see it that way esp when you aren't into the game deeply but you've got to know there's more than that about them and once you learned atleast their origins you realized you can make things up, interpret how they are this and that and how they act that and this, it was so much fun to figure out how their actual personality blend with the others. you can actually have so much fun with them considering the many things about them unrevealed. truly the character to self project onto. it's fun.
5.) what you wish happened to this character in canon (?? smth smth around this I forgot)
grabs kurechii devs' shoulders. hey.
I know they really just seem really want to stay distance and unbothered by the people in regalle but. c'mon. can you develop more interactions of the main 4 with each other. I promise I know how to get it right I can help you I can give you ideas. more things about gretta and engel please. where could this engel enthusiast get other sources to learn about them. hey. can you still make them able to befriend others despite have to stayed mysterious. do I have to stay making things up forever like this. hey. hey. are you really gonna make them stay mysterious forever. that would be so bad you know. hey. can zefirengel become the 2nd sapphic rep of this game. why did you make them terrible. can they be more developed actually whether it's onto the healthy yuri or toxic yuri or tension yuri lead but can you not just left them like that. hey. h
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ok that's all for now props if you read all that and idk if what I'm explaining is accidentally out of topic or I fully don't answer what the question asked aka I go off with what the question asked or. I actually just yap nonsense or nothing at all but idrc at this point i. certainly talk about things. and. I think my brain's fried from typing all of this. have this little doodle okay bye
#pk2 engel#tagging this more later maybe I'm tiref of thinking and typing while i have no clue if I type sensical things#ask game answers#askbox#yagh#I promise I'll try to make my writings of the characters more organized someday it's just that I'm typing this in the midnight and I'm not-#-on my brainrot o'clock#and writing sucks. that's why I'm planning to do many comics to make a more... comprehensible explanation on people of these stuffs#I communicate better with images than with words I think#engel the character you are#I still think that hair tie looks like a feather duster
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Spirit Animals: The Wildcat's Claw (Reread pt. 15)
DISCLAIMER: WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES EXCEPT THE BOOK OF SHANE.
Masterpost
Chapter 1
“There was bloodshed in every village” (2). So, same as the Second Devourer War, then?
“There was no village, no militia, and no army that could prevail against a legion of Greencloaks when they partnered with their spirit animals” (2). Okay, I sort of get the point against having a group be too powerful. But didn’t these people notice the spiral that was on the Greencloaks’ brows and understand what happened? Weren’t they told it wasn’t the fault of the Greencloaks?
“She released Myriam from passive state” (2). I am 99% sure that Myriam was spelled Miriam the last time.
“ . . . they exuded a sense of accomplishment” (3). What does that even mean?
“It was the first food she’d seen in two days” (4). Why are they starving her? Don’t they want her alive?
“‘Go on, take a bite. Eat it all. Gorge yourself.’ . . . Lenori instead curled her hands into her lap” (4). Why didn’t she eat it? It’s not like the Oathbound were holding it away from her.
“Then the woman struck Lenori again, even harder” (5). Are they allowed to abuse prisoners before a trial has even taken place? How is that legal?
“Then slowly, she ground the food between her fingers, disintegrating it. Her faith may be tested, but she would not falter” (7). How is it a betrayal if you eat a small piece of cheese? Does she want to be constantly hungry?
Chapter 2
“It was an invisible burden he feared he would carry for the rest of his life” (8). Oh, thank goodness the narrative didn’t show him getting over the Wyrm thing immediately.
“��I could show you guys a real Euran meal,’ he continued. ‘Shepherd's pie and all’” (9). This kind of parallels Hunted, when he went to Trunswick looking for his family.
“Hopefully he wouldn’t start shedding or hacking up hairballs” (10). That would be hilarious.
“Meilin leaned over and thumped Rollan’s ear” (11). I should start collecting Rollan-and-Meilin-act-like-a-married-couple moments. Although I don’t really approve of the physical abuse.
“‘The rumors were that the wildcat was as large as Tellun.’ ‘No, even larger’” (12). I think it’s stupid that they’re undermining the greatness of the Great Beasts. Like, yes, it’s probably just a legend, but still.
“Conor had remembered seeing the replica of this sword, but only once, when he was working as a servant to Worthy” (12). I think it would’ve been cool if they’d shown Conor walking past the replica during the very first chapter of Wild Born.
“Shane, the former leader of the Redcloaks, had died while fighting against the Wyrm. Abeke didn’t speak of him much, but she’d cared greatly for him, even if those feelings were complicated” (13). I think we should hear more of Abeke’s inner monologues about Shane. She surely has some thoughts on him.
“‘I just want the Redcloaks’ help temporarily. Erdas doesn’t need their protection full time. That’s why there are Greencloaks’” (15). He sort of kind of has a point? Kind of?
“Just running his hands through Briggan’s luxurious gray-white fur calmed him” (15). This author appears to favor a lot of descriptive writing.
“Worthy put on a good show, but Conor knew that the whispers and judging looks bothered him” (16). He can’t be a hero if everyone thinks he’s a monster.
“‘I . . . well . . . I kind of don’t know where the records are that will lead us to the Wildcat’s Claw.’ . . . ‘You see, there was a fire at the manor. It was the only way to protect Dawson.’ Worthy shook his head. ‘It’s hard to explain. I was having a really bad day’” (17). He keeps saying that. “Worthy, why did you do [thing]?” “Oh, I was having a bad day.” Also, Devin didn’t even start that fire??? The people did?
“‘The records are there somewhere. I’m sure’” (18). Okay, so Worthy’s logic is that he thinks the library is still intact? Wow, okay. That’s just such a stupid mistake to make. He’s leading them on, and while they have little time left, too. That’s just. Ridiculous.
Chapter 3
“‘I think we can spare a few minutes if you want to see her’” (20). I wonder if Anka truly cares for Meilin on some level.
“‘That is, unless Rollan shares his cloak with us.’ Rollan seemed to blush as he pulled the thick brown cloak tightly around him” (21). Why is he blushing? Also, this is the perfect cue for someone to say “I’m sure he wouldn’t mind sharing with Meilin.”
“‘And we were the heroes of the Second Devourer War. Every gate was already open to us’” (22). Wow, okay. Huh. There really weren’t security measures?
“She cast her eyes at Conor up ahead. ‘I know,’ . . . ‘I’m not accusing him’” (23). Abeke getting defensive about Conor, my beloved.
“‘It’s important work. Maybe even more important than always looking for a fight’” (24). Meilin character development flexing go brrrrr.
“‘So what will you do next, once this is over?’ . . . ‘Retire your green cloak?’” (24). Convinced that Anka cares about Meilin and is trying to persuade her to join her side. Subtly.
“Both had died in silence, like true Zhongese warriors” (25). Today on I analyze random details too much: Meilin still has some respect for the Emperor. But Song confirmed that the Emperor liked to emulate true warriors even though he wasn’t one (the braid). We also know that the hyena ripped out the Emperor’s throat, so he logically wasn’t physically capable of making noise. So, this could be symbolism for how everyone sees the Emperor as this strong, warriorlike man, even though he’s a fake, I think.
“Meilin hoped that her face didn’t reveal how shocked she was. She hadn’t told Anka who her father was” (26). You are literally famous. People will find out anyway.
“‘I took up the cloak a few months afterward’” (26). So Anka’s claim also states that she’s new to the Greencloaks. Did she actually join the Greencloaks? Or is she lying?
“‘You’re a hero in Zhong, just like General Teng’” (26). Yeah, exactly.
Chapter 4
“‘Worthy, heroes aren’t supposed to boast,’ Meilin said” (27). Worthy’s pretty much in it for the boasting.
“Worthy only took one bite before spitting out the tough, lean meat . . . which had just meant that there was more for Rollan to eat” (28). I imagined Conor looking all wounded at this, since he caught the snake.
“Her hair was a black as Meilin’s bangs . . . ” (29). Hold on, Meilin has bangs???
“Anka had offered to switch places with him, but he politely declined, turning bright red in the process” (30). Hmmmmm. Also, politely??? Out of character much?
“ . . . he often found himself thinking about things that he’d rather not. His mother. The Wyrm. Shane. Tarik” (31). Shane? Rollan thinks about Shane? This I need to hear . . .
“It was her hand, sliding into his” (32). I forgot how ship-heavy this arc is.
“A warm loaf of bread would be nice, he thought to himself. He was sure that Essix would enjoy it as well” (32). Would she? She’s a carnivore . . .
“‘But I don’t know if I’ll ever really trust a Redcloak’” (33). Rollan trust issues arc rolling around again? Also, thank god they’re talking about this. This is the conversation I’m here for.
“‘For all we know, they might be planning to stab us in the back and steal the gifts as soon as we collect them all’” (33). I mentioned in my Heart of the Land review that they never suspect the Redcloaks of setting up the attack on the Citadel. Guess I spoke too soon.
“‘ . . . that still doesn’t erase all the bad things he did when he was plain old Devin Trunswick. Don’t forget, he and I didn’t exactly hit it off the first time we met’” (34). This entire book sort of parallels Hunted, kind of like how The Return parallels Rise and Fall.
“ . . . as long as he got to hold Meilin’s hand for the rest of the walk. That would have made the extra distance worthwhile” (35). Ship fodder galore. They don’t hold back.
“If Rollan could find them again, he’d buy something for the kids when he reached the village” (37). Aw.
“Rollan wasn’t sure, but it looked like the woman had drawn blood” (37). Bruh.
“Rollan shook his fist at the animal. He still didn’t like horses. The feeling was seemingly mutual” (38). That horse literally laid eyes on him for two seconds.
“‘You’re such a softie,’ she said. ‘It’s one of my favorite things about you’” (39). Okay, I don’t know whether this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I don’t like how Rollan’s generosity was used as fodder for shipping culture.
“Abeke had been collecting rocks to shape into arrowheads during their trek through Eura . . . ” (40). Competent! Abeke!
“Rollan realized that she might have been too good with the weapon” (42). Yeah, lol.
“She followed that up with three backflips. Rollan couldn’t believe it. She was actually dancing” (43). HA.
“‘Or do you not remember the quarterstaff that you swindled from that pirate on the boat?’ ‘I didn’t swindle him’” (44). Rollan berating Meilin for thievery and the sort is so ironic. And why were there pirates???
“‘I was just thinking - that was a really nice sword’” (47). It was indeed.
Chapter 5
“Abeke often found herself looking at Uraza’s hind right leg when she thought the animal was asleep” (49). Imagine Uraza wasn’t asleep and was straight up like, I know what you’re doing.
“‘You move like Uraza, you know. Delicately. Softly. All catlike.’ ‘So do you’” (50). No, he doesn’t??? He makes noise. That was canon. It was mentioned???
“Then she playfully tackled Abeke, nipping at her ears and fingers” (52). I like that this book seems way more of a character and relationship-building book than the other one.
“He performed a triple somersault before landing beside Abeke. She rolled her eyes, but still clapped for him” (53). The guy needs to be coddled.
“‘Did Shane really talk about me?’” (53). Of course he did.
“‘Shane would let us joke around about the Greencloaks, even letting us say some not-so-nice things about Conor and Rollan. Especially Rollan. But you were always off-limits’” (54). But most of the Redcloaks wouldn’t have fought Conor or Rollan personally or even known much about them, right? How would they have anything to insult them over? Also, what about Meilin?
“There was so little that she knew about Shane once he’d become the leader of the Redcloaks” (54). Yeah, I wish The Book of Shane had gone more into his time as leader of the Redcloaks.
“But as Abeke spoke, she realized she didn’t know if Uraza had forgiven her for shooting her with an arrow” (55). I think Uraza probably feels guilty over this. Like Conor.
Worthy apologizing to Elda is peak redemption arc behavior.
“‘I’m excited about going home’” (57). I wonder if Worthy considered telling Abeke about the fire at this moment.
“He took a deep breath. ‘I don’t exactly know-’” (58). Oop, called it.
Chapter 6
“She closed her eyes and counted as others fired all around them” (61). How is she counting with her eyes closed? Maybe she’s analyzing the direction the arrows came from?
“Conor stopped talking, shifting his body so he was turned away from the others” (62). Wow, Conor’s so bad at lying, his solution is to just. Stop talking.
“They were funneling them a certain way. . . . ” (65). There we go. She got it.
“‘The mighty Briggan, caught in a net. Guess you aren’t such a Great Beast after all’” (67). I feel like the disrespect the Great Beasts get in this arc is just so weird. Briggan has been a legend for centuries. Sacred, especially to Eurans. How could that all have been undone over the Wyrm thing? It’s ridiculous and makes no sense. The trapper should have at least been a little in awe.
“‘But the Greencloaks were under the power of something called the Wyrm-’ ‘Just more Greencloak lies’” (69). I don’t get why the trappers didn’t somehow see the spiral. And some Eurans would’ve been infected, too. That means that they should’ve more intimately understood what happened, right?
“It was a signal. Meilin wasn’t sure, but she thought it meant that Rollan wanted her to play along” (71). Have they never been in such a situation before?
Can’t believe Rollan and Meilin form a plan that involves flirting in front of the trackers.
“It was the falchion, the very sword that Meilin had been drooling over at the trading post” (73). At least she won’t have to pay for it now.
“Meilin knew Jhi could hold her own against the men, but she still worried for her partner” (74). Jhi can hold her own against three men with sharp, pointy things?
“But Jhi and Essix didn’t have time to waste on those men . . . Uraza and Briggan joined the fray . . . ” (75). The Four Fallen fight together again. Iconic.
Meilin straight up broke a cage with Jhi’s strength???
“Feeling Jhi’s power coursing through her body once again, she leaped into the air and landed a roundhouse kick squarely on one of the trapper’s jaws. Then she spun around, kicking two more to the ground” (77). Yeah, gettem.
“‘What were you saying about this sword?’ she asked, a large smile on her face” (78). This made me smile. Absolutely slaying.
Chapter 7
“‘Also, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for your loss,’ he added quietly. ‘How many people survived?’” (81). Conor being soft . . . I’m weak. Also, if the trappers truly believe the Greencloaks were responsible for the plundering, then they would see this as a manipulation tactic, right?
“‘I hated disappointing anyone - even Worthy, when I was his servant . . . ’” (82). It doesn’t really seem that way. Like in Wild Born, the only thing that really appears to stop Conor from expressing his annoyance toward Devin was the fact that Devin was a noble.
“The fence he mended for the Widow Tomball for a few coins - which he promptly returned to her after feeling guilty for taking her money” (82). Didn’t he . . . need that money as well? It’s not like he was the epitome of wealth, either.
“Worthy pressed his hands together and fell to his knees” (83). Dramatic Worthy is the best kind of Worthy.
“He really was too nice sometimes” (83). Conor acknowledging his own being too kind???
“‘Everything’s just fine. Nothing strange happened. Nothing burned down or anything like that’” (84). Wow, Worthy might be an even worse liar than Conor.
“Worthy jumped in the air, waving his fists. ‘Don’t worry guys. Your can depend on me!’” (84). This is almost cartoonish.
“‘Devin!’” (87). Dawson called him Devin?
“ . . . she sat down and began to eat Dawson’s spruce plant” (87). LOL.
“‘Kunaya!’ Abeke said. The cat . . . jumped into Abeke’s outstretched arms” (88). We finally got our iconic Abeke-Kunaya reunion after eleven books.
“‘Devin burned it down the last time he was here.’ . . . ‘ . . . I was having a bad day’” (88). Devin whenever someone asks him about that short story’s events: I was having a bad day, okay???
Also Devin did not burn the castle down??? That was the townspeople??? Karmo literally had to tell him that the manor was on fire.
“‘To be fair, I really did hate Greencloaks at the time. You guys were just so . . . smug. It wasn't fair” (90). Look who’s talking.
“ . . . the citizens chose me as the new Earl of Trunswick” (90). He’s like twelve, though??? There’s seriously nobody else who could’ve done it?
“Dawson was young, but of all the Trunswicks, he was the right person to lead the town” (91). Yes, of all the Trunswicks. Why does it have to be a Trunswick? The best candidate is literally twelve.
“‘With the way father disgraced our family and fled the town, why would they pick any Trunswick to serve as earl? I mean, I’m sure you’ll do the best you can, but you don’t know the first thing about running a city. You’re just a kid’” (91). Worthy hit the nail on the head (and literally in the next paragraph, too . . . ).
“‘You’re a kid, too. You all are. But that doesn’t stop you from doing your duty, does it?’ He relaxed a little as Rumfuss hoofed over to him. ‘And to be honest, I think it has more to do with Rumfuss than my amazing leadership skills. His name carries way more weight than ours right now’” (91). A kid should not be leading the town when there are better-equipped adult candidates around. Worthy became a Redcloak because it was his only choice. The four are on this mission because they were the only ones who escaped. There were no better options for them. There is for Dawson, regardless of his spirit animal. The town could at least have a fill-in until he’s old enough.
“Beside Dawson, the Great Boar snuffled proudly” (91). I feel like this is the ending of Rumfuss’s character arc, in a way. We’re told over the course of the series in so many ways that Rumfuss is often seen as the “least” of the Great Beasts, between Devin’s mockery in Tales of the Fallen Beasts and the Great Beast conference in Tales of the Great Beasts. But now, he finally has the respect he deserves.
“‘Do the townspeople know that I’m a Redcloak?’ There was an air of hope in his voice. ‘Do they know what I did to help save the world?’” (92). Why exactly does Devin want to be a hero so bad? Like, he had a shit ton of wealth and privilege anyway. Why does he feel the need to prove himself? Maybe it’s because the Earl was abusive or something?
“‘I’m not lying!’ Worthy yelled. ‘I really was trying to save a woman! She was in the stocks in the square’” (93). It’s like the boy who cried wolf. I bet Conor would know that story, lol.
“‘Conor, can you ever forgive me for deceiving you like that?’” (94). Dawson didn’t deceive Conor, though? He just . . . delivered a letter? And he was literally ten years old?
Chapter 8
“‘The woman in charge was offering a hefty reward,’ Dawson continued. ‘Enough to feed some families for half a year, if not longer’” (98). How much do we want to bet that Cordelia would not keep that promise.
“‘I mean, Greencloaks and Redcloaks’” (98). Still not over the fact that the Redcloaks literally copied the Greencloaks.
“Everyone knew he’d rather travel with Meilin” (99). Oof. Oooooooof.
“‘Yeah, and if he joins anything, it’ll be the Redcloaks!’ Worthy said” (100). I don’t know why, but Worthy is so comically cartoonish in this book. Also, this implies you can be a Redcloak even if you weren’t a former Bile-bonded Conqueror.
“She leaned over the edge, then curtsied for Abeke” (101). Iconic.
“‘They’d be fools to follow us up here.’ . . . ‘Um, now who exactly are the fools again?’ . . . ‘If it was a bad idea for us, then it’s a horrible idea for them’” (103). Obsessed with this interaction.
“‘Of course, it was always frowned upon if a woman ever wanted to-’” (103). I like how this series doesn’t overdo it with the feminism. It’s just “oh, this is the way things are” and then they use the female characters to defy those stereotypes. It’s done so well.
“Abeke gasped. ‘Meilin!’ Meilin shrugged. ‘What? I didn’t say kill them. Just shoot them in the shoulder or leg or something so they’ll stop chasing us’” (105). I love how casually morally gray the characters are. Even Conor.
“‘Do you yield?’ Meilin asked. ‘Never,’ one of the men said. Then he passed out” (106). LMFAO.
“The other man had regained consciousness” (106). How??? That would mean he passed out for, like, ten seconds.
“‘Their leader, Cordelia the Kind, said she’d destroy the town if she discovered you were here’” (107). So she said she’d destroy it if they were there, but then offered a reward for their capture, as well?
Chapter 9
“ . . . Rollan knew he couldn’t continue traveling with the cloak and hiding it from his friends” (109). Wait, it was a secret??? What??? But they literally saw him fall off the cliff and saw the cloak save him in Heart of the Land, right? Or was it too dark?
“‘The wildcat’s name is Wilco’” (110). Hey, how come the gila monster didn’t get a name?
“‘They lived a long time ago, back before they were even Greencloaks’” (111). Which makes sense timeline-wise, gotta love that. (The four bond tokens and their owners live and eventually give their tokens to their lands → First Devourer War and creation of Greencloaks → The Greencloaks are given the bond tokens as thanks for ending the First Devourer War.)
It makes me wonder why Amaya is called the New Lands, then, because it’s clearly been around for a long time.
It has to mean something that Gransfen’s story started because of the Crimson Raiders, who coincidentally share a color with the Redcloaks.
“‘If these gifts are so powerful, why didn’t the Greencloaks keep them and use them to defend Erdas? . . . ’” (113). Yeah. Exactly.
“‘It’s enchanted. Full of old magic. No one enters that place anymore, not even hunters’” (113). Magic??? Magic exists in this world??? Enchantments??? It’s probably just a legend, Worthy.
“‘But then my men found the strangest item in his bedroom, hidden underneath the floorboards’” (115). Why does the militia have a search warrant for the Earl of Trunswick’s house??? Like, he wasn’t even suspicious before then???
“Rollan didn’t miss a beat. ‘Dawson, you’re a Greencloak! You should have told us-’” (115). Exactly what was Rollan trying to achieve here? The militia already know they are Greencloaks. Was he trying to shift the blame onto Dawson and hope he could talk his way out of it??? It seems weird.
“‘Are these the kids you saw running through the streets?’ ‘Yes, Captain,’ the oldest one said. ‘The two girls. The boy wasn’t with them’” (115). They betrayed them??? (Yes, betray is a strong word, but Meilin and Abeke helped them, and they returned the favor by turning them in.)
“‘Their leader, Cordelia the Kind, threatened to ransack only half the town if we turned you over upon their return’” (116). Bruh.
“‘I’m called Worthy,’ he said. He reached behind his head and unfastened his mask. ‘But before, I was known by another name’” (118). The way this almost perfectly parallels Shane’s reveal is so. I love it. Shane said “I’m called King”, then removed his mask, then revealed that he used to go by another name. Maybe Shane taught the Redcloaks how to dramatically reveal themselves.
“‘We marched to the castle after that and burned it down . . . ’” (118). Yeah, see. Devin didn’t burn it down.
“‘I’m sorry for bringing the cloak with me. I just couldn’t part with it yet’” (119).
“Meilin raised an eyebrow. ‘About everything?’ Rollan could feel the heat rising to his neck” (119). Why’s he blushing??? What’s there to blush about?
Chapter 10
“”But Meilin reminded herself that the people of Trunswick had much to lose as well if the Greencloaks weren’t successful” (121). True . . . ish.
The iconic Rollan-horse rivalry strikes again.
“ . . . Meilin noticed that the flags flying above the city walls displayed the image of Rumfuss the Boar” (121). Not Briggan?
“”’But this isn’t really my home anymore” (122). Devin Trunswick changing his name to Worthy symbolism for him abandoning Trunswick?
“‘Dawson was right - the old Devin Trunswick was a real bully . . . ’” (122). I like that they don’t make his bad deeds seem lesser now that he’s good.
“Meilin blocked each strike, then leaped onto a tree branch, out of reach of Anka’s staff” (124). She just . . . jumped onto a tree???
“Smirking, she began to run in a circle, dragging her boots heels into the dry ground. She was creating a small dust storm” (125). This is almost the exact same tactic she uses when she fights Anka again later.
“‘I’m glad fate brought us together, Meilin. You’re almost like the sister I never had’” (125). I wonder if she said those exact words to Song.
“‘At least, that’s what my tutors used to tell me when I misbehaved’” (127). That reminds me, what happened to the iconic Rollan-Meilin tutor inside joke?
“‘Knowing the Greencloaks, they could have started the rumor about the forest being enchanted’” (127). Oh, thank goodness it isn’t actually enchanted. Thirteen books in is a little late to introduce new lore.
“‘My kids would love to hear more about your adventures’” (127). Worthy’s hero arc peaks.
“ . . . for the first time on their journey, he wasn’t wearing his mask” (127). Huh.
“Meilin didn’t want to agree with Rollan, but he was right” (128). Will Meilin’s first instinct always be to argue with Rollan?
“They kept moving, walking through lunchtime” (129). Worthy didn’t complain about being hungry: character development?
“Meilin shrugged. ‘We wait. And hope that the tree outlasts the bears’” (133). I’m obsessed with Meilin being the one to suggest waiting. Not that there’s a better option.
Chapter 11
“Worthy only tripped twice. Conor took this as a positive” (135). I love how Conor is haggling (in his head) about Worthy’s clumsiness.
“‘Some rumors say that the black wildcat breathed fire when she was really mad,’ Worthy said. ‘When she hissed and spat, she’d be liable start forest fires. Maybe some of that heat is still around.’ Meilin rolled her eyes. ‘Or more likely, we’re close to a geyser or fault line that keeps that area warm’” (137). The grammar is killing me. Also, gotta love how Worthy loves to exaggerate the wildcat tales. At the end of the day, she was just a normal spirit animal, she was just bonded to a hero.
“Meilin hesitated after removing her pack, almost as if she was going to pull something from it, but left it on the ground with the others” (138). Rollan’s cloak, right?
“With his red cloak billowing behind him, he almost looked like he was flying as he dove into the water” (140). WEEEEEEEEEEE.
“‘Worthy, that was amazing!’ Conor said, kneeling beside his friend. Worthy had a few scratches, but otherwise seemed okay. ‘I can’t believe you did that!’” (141). Awwwww. He called Worthy his friend.
“She pulled out his green cloak” (142). Ha, called it.
Chapter 12
“Worthy had no idea why he leaped off the cliff to save Rollan” (143). Uh, because it was the right thing to do? Because Rollan’s part of the group?
“Prior to joining the Redcloaks, he’d always had trouble making friends” (143). Because he was a bully???
“The gyrfalcon squawked a reply. Rollan nodded” (145). I guess spirit animals and humans don’t have to be able to “speak” to one another to communicate?
“Meilin was the finest warrior he’d ever met. How could someone so ferocious be afraid of spiders?” (146). PTSD. Also, Devin canonically used to be scared of spiders.
“‘The closest I’ve come is: Each day must end, but the mighty shall rise again under a volcano’s roar.’” (148). Imagine if Worthy was wrong, though. Or only partially correct.
“‘And on the boat . . . Worthy said the wildcat’s roar was as loud as an erupting volcano.’ . . . ‘Volcanoes also spew lava when they erupt,’ Meilin said. ‘Fire. Heat.’” (150). Obsessed with the fact that Meilin figured this out pretty much on her own.
“Gransfen and Wilco had been the protectors of an entire land. He was just a kid in a white mask and red cloak trying to make up for his past mistakes” (152). His redemption arc is almost as good as Shane’s.
“Is this the Great Briggan? And Uraza and Jhi? He looked up at the nook in the ceiling where Essix rested. This is most unexpected” (154). Yeah, following the timeline, when Gransfen died, the Four Fallen would have still been literal Great Beasts. Also, at least this time, we’re getting a solid explanation for why Gransfen is willing to give them the bond token.
“He puffed his chest out and placed his hands on his hips” (154). Worthy trying to look heroic even as he talks to a hero is funny.
“Bond tokens are powerful, but also deadly when placed into the wrong hands” (155). Okay, at least we get a solid explanation for why the Greencloaks hid them, then.
“There were men who used distrust and division to turn leaders into sheep . . . They would channel rage and anger into weapons of destruction and death” (155). This is shockingly similar to what Kikimi said. She also used “d-words” such as death and distrust.
“Instead, she instructed me to create one of my own. My bond token, like her crystal bear talisman, would amplify Wilco’s powers” (156). This makes me wonder whether bond tokens and talismans are the same thing. The only difference is that talismans can only be used by the Marked and bond tokens can be used by anybody, but what if the Great Beasts used to be bonded to humans even before the First Devourer War? What if that’s how they got talismans in the first place (bond tokens, actually) and then when their human partners died and they became Great Beasts again, they swore to look after their bond tokens for all eternity? This theory doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but . . .
“‘The Greencloaks have always been secretive about information they consider dangerous,’ Anka reminded them. ‘Like the source of the bonding Nectar and the location of Stetriol.’ She ran a small finger along her chameleon’s bumpy back. ‘Perhaps that’s why the nations lost their faith in them’” (158). Anka showing signs of being a traitor already. Not that these aren’t valid criticisms.
“‘Maybe that’s why the Great Beasts were so protective of their talismans,’ Rollan said. ‘I would be, too, if I knew someone could come along and smash it, wiping me from existence’” (159). We get a solid explanation for that, finally. Also, it kind of makes sense that the Great Beasts, in all their power, should have a weakness.
“‘But as long as there’s complete trust between you and the animal-’ ‘We should move out’ Meilin said, rising” (160). Meilin being the one to interrupt . . . hm.
Chapter 13
“‘Perhaps I should take the gifts,’ Anka whispered to Conor and Rollan” (162). Wow, I completely forgot about this. She really is suspicious.
“‘Meilin, honesty is a currency that doesn’t have to be spent all in one place,’ Rollan said” (162). Why is this such a Rollan thing to say. Like even without context, it just drips Rollan. I don’t know how to explain it.
“Spirit animals rushed in with them” (163). I feel like this arc completely undermines how rare spirit animals are supposed to be. An army of this size should not all have spirit animals. Besides the Greencloaks, of course.
“‘No, more like I bit it,’ Worthy said, as he spat out a few yellow-green scales” (164). Worthy bit a snake. A snake. Which he refused to eat at the campsite. Hmmmmm . . . symbolism???
“A woman with a ruby-red sword rushed toward Anka. The woman’s brown braided hair flopped behind her as she ran” (165). Cordelia. Okay, so she’s not going to hurt Anka.
“‘Put down your weapons,’ the woman said, moving her blade closer to Anka’s throat. ‘This battle is over’” (166). Okay, so Anka must have been knocked down on purpose on her part so that Cordelia could fake-threaten her.
Chapter 14
“ . . . she thought she saw the glint of a silver bade right before the red cloak fell over it” (168). Indeed, she did.
“‘I could add you to my collection. Or perhaps I’ll make you my pet’” (168). Cordelia has a collection? Of what?
“‘ . . . I only burned the homes of half those trappers. I’d threatened to destroy all their belongings if they failed me. Again, my kindness has no bounds’” (169). She says, after literally describing a boundary of her kindness. At least she doesn’t actually appear to think she’s genuinely kind.
“It only lasted a moment, but Anka’s eyes flashed to the ground, toward Worthy’s feet” (170). She almost certainly did that on purpose.
“She stopped. Worthy’s red cloak was draped across his arm. He held the Wildcat’s Claw in his other hand” (172). That was actually a neat stunt.
“ . . . fire spewed from the jewel like a geyser turned on its side . . . ” (172). There’s no way the wildcat actually breathed fire. What???
“Abeke picked up Cordelia’s abandoned crossbow. Not as good as a bow, but it would do” (173). Abeke canonically thinks that crossbows are inferior to bows.
“‘I’ll hold them off for as long as I can. Try to buy you some time’” (175). And Worthy becomes a hero.
“This time the entire sword glowed. The steel blade had turned shiny blue. ‘Tell Dawson I was a hero!’” (176). Worthy finally getting his priorities in order. He only cares about what Dawson thinks now, instead of everybody.
“‘Knowing Worthy, he’s probably already out, hiding in the trees. Just waiting for the perfect opportunity to reveal himself’” (180). She’s not wrong.
“Abeke couldn’t see Anka, but she was sure that she was crying, too” (180). I wouldn’t be so sure.
“‘Kovo, the Great Betrayer’” (181). Well, to be fair, he sort of did make up for that.
This book sort of parallels Hunted. In many ways, but in particular, in both books they don’t actually end up retrieving the item they came for (the Iron Boar, the Wildcat’s Claw). Very interesting.
Also, wow, does this author favor long chapters. The book is only fourteen chapters, but it's just as long as any other book in the series.
Final thoughts and rating:
I love this book. It’s definitely a character and relationship-developing book, as I mentioned, but it never feels like it slows the story down. Despite taking time to show characters’ thoughts on certain things (like Rollan’s thoughts on the Redcloaks and Abeke’s thoughts on Shane), it never sacrifices the plot for that. I like Worthy a lot in this book. His perspective is crucial to his arc and I love how it’s shown that despite his external arrogance and generally dramatic demeanor, he really does acknowledge his mistakes. Abeke’s thoughts on Shane and admitting to herself that it may do her good to talk about it was. I simply melted. When Worthy talked about how Shane taught the Redcloaks to be a team, it really brings Shane’s arc full circle, because it’s shown in many ways that when he was the Devourer, he did not care about his own soldiers at all. Rollan not trusting the Redcloaks works well with his background, and although it feels a bit like we’ve regressed in terms of his arc, it did feel realistic. Worthy sacrificing himself for the team made me soft, he truly became the hero he’d always wanted to be. The parallels to Hunted. I adore them. The way the entire book sort of mirrors Hunted, except now Conor and Worthy are on the same side? I love it. It’s another way Worthy is emphasized to have changed. I also love how Rollan used his wits to find a way to break out of the cage in the trappers scene. We need more of that. I also like how it’s implied that Anka genuinely cares about Meilin and she subtly tries to convince her that the Greencloaks are not good. It’s so genuinely chilling to reread that and see how manipulative what she says really is.
I wish Princess Song had a chapter in this book. I don’t even think she was mentioned. I wish this arc had kept up the trend of having a couple of chapters of Song’s perspective in every book, it would’ve simply been so good. We could’ve seen her spiral and lose her mind while keeping up this pristine image! We could’ve had little Easter eggs that make us feel something is off about her! It would’ve been such amazing foreshadowing! But we didn’t get it. While I like that Worthy sacrificed himself, I don’t like how he sacrificed himself. He chops off a chunk of stone, causing a collapse that falls on him as well as the Oathbound. But that’s so stupid! All he had to do was escape out of the cave and then cut through the walls on the cave to collapse it on just the Oathbound. Then he could’ve escaped through the waterfall with Abeke and the Wildcat’s Claw. Worthy’s sacrifice was necessary to the story, I agree, but holy shit, was the execution the dumbest thing ever. While I understand the parallels to Hunted and losing the bond token, I do wish the token had made it out. I wish the gang had learned to use it, especially Conor. It would’ve been so cool. Because the token is a flashy thing! It can set fire and slice through stone, both of which would leave visible marks that the Oathbound could use to track them! So the bond token would come with disadvantages that would balance the positives and I love that! It would’ve been so cool to explore.
Rating: 9/10
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A ferocious heavenly fire that pierces the night
This is my raw translation! It may not be 100% accurate!
Please excuse my spelling and grammatical mistakes and enjoy the translation!
Summary:
The third spin-off drama from Mystic-in-training series featuring the demon god (Onigami) Ran and Tenko!
What appeared in Ran's dream as he slumbered was a memory of a distant day he once spent.
And it seems that Tenko was also having a similar dream.
This is just my own raw translation!
It may not be 100% accurate, but I hope you enjoy reading it~
✨Evet story✨
= Episode 1:
😈 Ranmaru kurosaki: ... Is it a full moon tonight? You can see the outline of the moon clearly. It's so quiet that it won't be surprising if real demons appear.
Ah. That's doesn't suit me.
🦊 Natsuki Shinomiya: Good evening. It's a nice moonlit night.
😈 Ranmaru: ‼️‼️ ..... What the hell, Natsuki?
You're on break too...?
🦊 Natsuki: hehe It's such a wonderful night, so I thought maybe I'd be able to meet a real youkai-san or demon-san. It's just a short walk.
😈: "Real."...huh...
If you're around, I'd love to see you.
It can be used as a reference in a play.
🦊: The beautiful moon is out, and now it looks like we'll be able to have a friendly conversation while watching the moon. I wish I had brought some dumplings with me.
Onigami. No dumplings, though, But before we resume shooting, how about we have a little meeting? The next scene is just the two of us, Maru-chan-senpai and I.
😈: Oh good.
In this spin-off, demons and tenko are the main focus of the story. We have to keep pace, including creating the atmosphere.
🦊: Thank you! After all, when Maru-chan-senpai is with us, he's as dependable as Oni-san (Mr demon).
😈: Like a demon... Is that a compliment? As usual, you're out of tune when I talk to you...Then, let's take the eaves over there.
= Episode 2:
*Ran's dream*
????: I heard they tricked people and ate them. At the usual mountain pass again. I am no sharp-ears but I can tell.
I thought we agreed that it would be the last time, 100 years ago.
If you don't take care of that decision, who will?... I'm not going to say any more.
Don't betray yourself again.
You, ....... You've been watching. You come back only at a time like this.
I wasn't being kind or anything so save your praise. If I didn't say what I said, it would just feel bad.
..........you want to talk? I don't mind, but aren't you awfully formal? And look at the hairpin. It's new. What the hell is going on?
!?????: ...............Ran. Please wake up.
*End of the dream*
😈: ‼️‼️.......Tenko......?
🦊: sorry. For some reason I felt you were uncomfortable sleeping. If you're tired, a futon is better than a tree. Would you like to use the room I rent?
😈: No, I just dozed off. It seems that one of the techniques he has been practicing for is about to be perfected. I promised Tokiharu that I would take a look at it if so.
🦊: I can't refuse that request. I understand why you were at the shrine so unusually. But ------ is that the only reason ?
=Episode 3:
☀️Otoharu: Wow, wait, Shonoshin! Don't show your technique yet!! Tokiharu and I are not ready!
🦊Shonoshin: Geez....... Your opponent won't wait in a real battle! I'll shoot you in 5 seconds! Let's go? 5. 4. 3. 2...
🦊 Tenko: Hmmm. Shonoshin and the boys are always so lively, aren't they?
😈Ran: they are carefree. Well, they've got that going for them, too.
...Lately, I've been seeing more and more of those little fishy demons around.
🦊 Tenko: Outside the barriers that stretched around the city, right? It's partly because it's weakened a bit, but Tokiharu-kun's magical power is probably the reason why it attracts the youkai.
😈Ran: Keeping up a city worth of barrier as it is for a long time, How can you be so cool ? I really don't want you to turn into an enemy.
Looking closely, you're not wearing your usual kimono. When did you change it?
For a long time, I thought you were wearing it.
🦊Tenko: because it's getting hotter. I was advised to wear a thin kimono. I just had something I used to wear.
I didn't think I'd ever wear sleeves like this again...
Wearing it for the first time in a while makes me feel taller.
😈Ran: Heh...That's a very human thing to say.
=Episode 4:
🦊Tenko: Good evening, Ran. From the first look it doesn't seem like you've got a new kimono. I've never seen it before, but was that what it was supposed to look like?
😈Ran: Well. People are scared of me when I'm dressed like this. I try to avoid them, especially in the human settlements , but this time I just want to get it over quickly.
🦊: I see... Last time the two of us were seated out, so we left it to Ren to deal with it. We have to do our best this time.
😈: But why are you following me around?
I didn't ask you to. It makes us stand out even more.
🦊: In dealing with this situation, I want to raise as few concerns as possible for the children. I just wanted to make sure you are the same.
😈: Surprising. I thought you were the one who wished the most for their growth as Mystics, Tenko.
🦊: If someone is so careless as to break off a budding branch in the middle of a bloom, that's a different story. For as much as possible I don't want to put my precious flowers in danger.
😈: You don't even show such a pretense while the sun is shining and humans are awake. They say the fox is not to be underestimated, but you're very auspicious.
🦊: That's what you say, but... I too have heard that demons are very scary. But I think it's very kind of you to accept my request.
😈: Kind....
We're wasting our time talking about it. Let's go before the moon sets.
=Episode 5:
🪻Shiraai: Hello, Onigami-sama (demon god). It's rare for you to be here at this hour. Otoharu and the others haven't come back from school yet.
😈Ran: No, I didn't come to see them today.
........But first, there's an extra one.
You think you're cleverly hiding, but your tail is showing.
🦝Kotobuki: Oh my God! What a terrible thing to say. Let's rejoice in a more touching reunion, Ran-chan☆
Aren't you happy to see me?
😈Ran: Of course not. I didn't come here to see you. Ah, that..... Shiraai.
If there is anything you can feel with your powers, anything bothersome, please tell me.
🪻: Clairvoyantly, you mean.
.......I knew it. I don't join our training a lot but I still notice it before Otoharu and the others do.
Yes, there is. Something that's been bothering me.I've been wondering if this is the work of demons or not, and I was thinking of consulting Tenko-sama soon.
🦝: Does that have something to do with the fact that the people around here are starting to have "nightmares"? The Yanaris told me so. (Yanari is a type of Yokai, very small demons and it tries to shake the house or stuff around the house and just make noise. They don't do more than that )
😈 (Tenko, you noticed and kept quiet.) (Inner thoughts)
🦝: It doesn't seem to be everyone in the whole town though. It's just a rumor among the demons who have no malicious intent. I don't know about outside the town.
🪻: If it goes that far, it's not surprising if Otoharu and the others received a request or two. But they didn't, so it's strange, isn't it?
=Episode 6:
*In a dream*
😈Ran from the past: You say you consulted me because I'm nice to you.......but I couldn't have imagined that you decided to marry a human man.
...........I understand. I respect your choice, no matter what anyone else says. Besides, no matter what I say, you've already made up your mind, right?
*End of the dream*
😈*Sleeping* .....
🦝: Ooh. Hey, hey, hey. He's gone silent. Could it be that the devil god himself is sleeping standing up? I'd like to capture it in a picture scroll.
😈: Shut up. I have my moments of pondering, too. Unlike you Tanuki.
🪻: We're talking about something important here, so don't make unnecessary trouble.
So, what are you going to do now that you still haven't told Otoharu and the others?
😈: That's fine. I will take care of this matter. ……Ah, me and Tenko will take care of it. Can you tell me, in case of any suspicious activity around this shrine?
🪻: Understood. Leave it to me.
🦝: Oh my gosh, it's rare for Ran-chan to be that much of a shoulder to lean on. I guess "old vows" are important after all.
😈: One-pot meals are best when the pot still hot. Shiraai, if you polish the donabe pot, you might be able to eat something delicious. No later than tonight. As early as the evening.
*Squeeze*
🦝: Ouch! You're hurting me, Ran-chan~! I'm so proud of my tail, don't be so rough with it~!
=Episode 7:
🦊Tenko: It seems that the yokai in question is trying to wear out people's spirits by giving them nightmares, while hiding in the presence of many small yokais.
Thanks to Ran listening to Shiraai-kun and the others, I'm glad we were able to reconcile.
😈Ran: ..........I'll leave it at that. Well, it seems that the target has not been decided yet. Tokiharu had a dream that he overslept this morning, so he woke up in a hurry.
🦊: Hehe. Both Otoharu-kun and Tokiharu-kun seem to be very scared of "lateness". Is that even a nightmare?
😈: What about you? What about your "nightmares"?
🦊: It was not a nightmare, but I might have had a dream that some people might consider a nightmare.
I can't say for sure, as I dream about it from time to time. However, when I meet the youkai that is the source of this phenomenon, I don't think I can help it.
😈: What, were you trying to say a joke? Even you sometimes tell jokes like that.
🦊: It's not nice to be forced to dream, whether you want to or not, is it? If the prankster go too far, I'll have to punish them.
😈: I agree with that. It is possible that they could become a yokai that takes the life of the people at will and eats their souls.
It doesn't suit my nature to mess around. Let's just cooperate this time and go beat up the culprit.
=Episode 8:
😈: We've come a long way, huh? If we have to go this far to get to the source, then we're dealing with a very careful opponent.
🦊: Even though they are cowards and knew we would question them if they were exposed, they decided to do it. It seems that they wanted to get their hands on the power of the demons really badly.
😈: .......... You're pretty angry after all. Is there something that can't be blocked by Tenko's Barrier?
🦊: Hehe Well, I'm not all-powerful either. Besides, it's enough if I can protect the people I want to protect.
*A barrier is spread*
🦊: Well. You are very good at hide-and-seek.
But eventually I caught you~
You have been manipulating people's dreams from such a place?
😈: You were caught off guard, thinking we didn't know you were here. I won't let you get away. Whatever gets within my barrier, can never escape out!
*After beating the culprit*
🦊: Let's stop here. The mountain should not collapse. I have to return to that town by morning.
😈: Yeah, I guess so. If the word gets out, maybe they'll be a little less likely to mess with us for a while.
🦊: Shall we let the human children think that if they do something wrong, the demon will come to punish them? I mean, It's thanks to the gentle demon god that we won't have nightmares tonight.
😈: Don't do it. No one will believe that story.
=Episode 9:
😈: Thanks to that bastard's running around, I had to use my extra strength. I couldn't go easy on a yokai of that level.
🦊: Hehe. The attack was a little too vigorous and loud. Perhaps Shonoshin and the others may have sensed it.
*A Moment of awkward silence*
😈: ....... Aside from the yokai, Tokiharu and the others don't seem to have woken up. We did well for a hasty preparation of work, no?
🦊: It seems so. Ran, I enjoyed working with you too. So, I'll see you soon.
😈: Back to the shrine? It's almost dawn. I have a room, and if you want to go with Tokiharu to school tomorrow, you can stay here.
🦊: It's a very tempting offer, but......not yet. My futon is at Otoharu-kun's shrine. If he gets suspicious, this whole night will be ruined.
😈: Is that so?........Thank you, Tenko. I might not have been able to catch that tail on my own. I'm glad you were there for me this time.
🦊: No. I did what I did because I had my own reasons. I should be the one thanking you... Good night.
😈 *Inner thoughts* (....Everyone has a thing or two that they want to keep to themselves, don't they? the kind of "past" that you even dream about.)
=Episode 10:
🪻Shiraai: Oh, Onigami-sama! You came again today. Otoharu and the others are training in the bamboo grove in the back. They are very excited to try new techniques.
🦝 Kotobuki: But more importantly, Ran-chan! For a brief moment in the middle of the night, I felt a very big power, was it the work of you two? Tenko-sama won't tell me!
😈: I won't tell you about anything that Tenko is not telling you about. You must have been going around all night gathering rumors again, right? Don't do anything unnecessary.
🦊: Now that you've come all this way, I think we should make some tea. Shiraai-kun, would you like to help me?
🪻: No, I'll do it, so Tenko-sama please sit down. Look, stop bothering Onigami-sama and if you don't want to be turned into a Tanuki hot pot, come with me.
🦊: I expected you to come. I'm still a little concerned about it. But from what I've been able to find out, it's not worth worrying about.
😈: It was the same as usual in the morning.
...... To think that I would be called demon god and that I would stand side by side with Tenko.. Thinking about it all over again, it's a strange coincidence.
🦊: If they live long enough, their strong wills will overlap and will intertwine with the fire of life. We will continue to watch over them under every circumstances.
📿 Tokiharu: We did it, Otoharu! The two of us managed to stop Shonoshin-san's fox fire! ....Huh..? It looks like something is burning... AH, THE PAPER DOLL!!
🦊: Oh my... I thought it wouldn't take long for them to grow up. But It looks like we have more time left than we thought.
😈: ...... Well, we can't stop the flow of time, and we can't stop it either. They should grow up on their own pace.
~END~
#utapri#shining live#ranmaru kurosaki#natsuki shinomiya#translation#event story#A ferocious heavenly fire that pierces the night#i am working on the cards translations too but since i am going through some defcult times it might take a week or so 🫠
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Helping Out (Drarry)
Notes:
Got inspiration from an anime clip
"Draco sweetie, don't you want some cookies?" Harry stopped and turned to his right.
Daphne Greengrass was latched into Draco Malfoy's arm eerily smiling sweetly up at him. "Sod off Queenie," he growled. He tried to look angry but Harry could see that he looked tired.
His eyes were drawn and he looked paler then usual. The raven haired boy frowned as the prefect tried to pull away from the thirsty Slytherin but she continued to hang on like a leech.
"I made them just for you! They're your favorite flavor~" She pulled on his arm harder. Harry felt something awaken inside him. He wanted to help Draco but how? Then he got an idea.
"Hey Daphne! Stay away from my boyfriend!" he yelled. The blond looked up and focused her gaze on him. Draco looked at him with a bewildered 'what?' written on his face. "What did you say?" she spat with a sneer. He tried to suppress his grin. "You heard me!" he yelled walking towards the duo. "Get. Away. From. My. Boyfriend," he insisted faux angrily pulling her away from his rival. He then pulled Draco closer, sliding his hand around his waist. "You okay honey?" he asked innocently a small grin on his face. His enemy on the other hand just stared him at with a 'wtf?!?' look. Then all of a sudden his eyes flashed with realization. He mimicked his grin and replied with a bit of color on his cheeks: "I am now."
Daphne just looked from one boy to the other incredulity written all over her face.
"W-what! You and Draco are a THING!?!" she exclaimed her mouth slightly ajar. "Yeah we are," the Boy Who Lived replied stroking the slightly taller boy's hair. He narrowed his gaze. "Do you have a problem with that?" he growled.
Immediately she went on the defensive.
"W-wot? No! I-I mean...you see...well-" she stumbled over her own words, sweat drenching her clothes. She swallowed hard, her eyes darting back and forth. "How long h-have you been to-together?" she squeaked, twirling her thumbs nervously. Draco looked at her and smiled. "I'd say three years...?" He glanced at Harry who nodded.
Her eyes looked haunted. "Three-*cough*-three YEARS!" she yelled before covering her mouth. She twisted her face in anger. "Absurd! Th-this has some kind of sick joke!" she looked at Draco with a dazed expression. "Nope." He glanced at Harry fondly. She stood there jaw dropped. "Th-There has to be some kind of mistake! Maybe you cast a spell on him. Yes! That's it! I'll tell the teachers! I'll...I'll...I-" She stopped talking and just stared at the two each having silly grins on their faces.
"There's no spell Daph. Now leave us," he smirked at her before dipping Draco. "Wait, what are you-mhmf!" the blond was cut off by Harry's lips. He froze not sure what to do. He'd never been kissed before. This was his first.
Harry ran his tongue over Draco's lips causing him to moan. He opened them slightly to which Harry stole the chance to glide his tongue into the other's mouth. Draco gasped and ran his hand through the Gryffindor's hair. He tugged on it inducing a moan from his rival. He did it again and felt Harry's hand travel lower. That was new. He did it once more and felt cool skin touch his thigh. Wow kisses can be like this?
However as quickly he kissed him, Harry broke away. He pulled Draco up to his full height and they stared at each other. The hallway was deadly quiet, only a few whispers disturbed the silence. Daphne however just stood there clenching her fists, her face red with anger. "T-This won't last! Mark my words! By the time you leave Hogwarts-NO! In fact before you graduate both of you will go your separate ways. I'll make sure of it! Oh yes I will!" She turned on heels and sashayed away flipping her hair like she didn't care though tears filled her eyes.
Draco pushed Harry away anger on his face. "What the bloody hell Potter?" he yelled gritting his teeth. "What do you mean?" He was confused. He was just helping him, and the kiss was part of the act. "You don't mess with people like that you big oaf!" He looked angry but sounded hurt...and confused. "W-what? I was just helping!" he couldn't believe his ears. "Well I-uh...didn't ask for your help!" the boy retorted back but he sounded like his voice was going to break. "Harry!" a voice called out.
Harry turned around to face Hermione Granger and her mere companion, Ron. She looked all sweet and smiles and Ron had his hands behind his back, like a proper gentlemen.
"You're late for Transfiguration Harry. Come on." She gently took his hand and dashed off Ron not far behind.
"You ARE going to explain to us what the monkey feathers I just witnessed at Lunch k' Harry?" she hissed glancing at Harry with a 'won't you?' look. He was sure Ron too felt the same way. He looked back and saw Draco just staring forlornly at him. Immediately guilt washed over him. What has he done.
#draco fuckingmalfoy#drarry forever#drarry#harry potter#i wrote this#i wrote some words#i love these characters so much#draco x harry#harry potter is the best book series#i love this ship#happy new year
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Thanks so much for the original link -- remember to go to the video and leave a like or comment, or find them here on tumblr @phonytexts (blog appears to be inactive, but here's their channel)!
[Video ID: The first video is a fictional text conversation being replayed over footage of a Minecraft parkour video. If you unmute, the audio is the entire conversation being sung by an AI male acapella choir. In the original movie (When You Forget Your Girlfriend's Name, by Phony Texts) provided in the second video, all audio is the natural phone sfx, and the conversation plays in real time, complete with painful pauses. The conversation (the full one in the original movie -- the Tiktok one was censored) reads as follows:
(message) Tinder Girl: What's my name in ur phone? 😠
Will: What?
TG: You know what I'm talking about. Am I still saved as Tinder Girl?
W: Of course not!
TG: Send me a screenshot.
W: Seriously?
TG: Or I'm calling off the wedding.
W: Babe. Calm down.
TG: SCREENSHOT. NOW.
(Will takes a screenshot of the conversation, and then carefully crops out the top, where it says "Tinder Girl".)
W: <Edited screenshot>
TG: What the heck is this?
W: A screenshot. Like you asked.
TG: I AM NOT MESSING AROUND
W: Babe neither am i. I take you AND your name very, very seriously
TG: oh yeah! Then what is it?
W: Babe, I abviously know your name. We're getting married
TG: Will, I'm waiting <Breaking Bad "Say my name" gif>
(message) Thomas: do I really need to wear this tux?
(Switch convo)
W: WHAT IS MY FIANCE'S NAME??
M: Is this a test?
W: I wish dude! I don't know her name
M: What is wrong with you
W: I always called her babe. Or cutie pie. Or sugar tits
M: That last one is offensive btw
W: DUDE focus. If I don't find out her name she's calling off the wedding!
(message) TG: IM WAITING
W: WHAT'S HER NAME??
M: Dude, idk
W: YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?!
M: I barely know her. You guys only dated 2 weeks and then got engaged
W: IT'S TRUE LOVE
M: How can you say that? You don't know her name
W: can you please go on Linkedin or Facebook or something? My service is bad
M: okay fine. only if I don't need to wear the tux
W: NOW IS NOT THE TIME
M: wait a second. if i don't help then you don't get married. I don't need to wear the tux...
W: OMG I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU
M: fine fine
(message) TG: OKAY THE WEDDING IS OFF
(switch)
W: Sorry! Was driving through a tunnel. Lost service.
TG: Oh yeah. WHICH TUNNEL?
W: I forgot the name
TG: Well at least you're consistent
W: Babe, that's not fair. I know your name!
(message) M: Got it!
TG: THEN WHAT IS IT??? You have ten seconds!
(message) M: Ally Ann Johnson
W: Ally Ann Johnson
TG: Wow... I can't believe it
W: I know, pretty good, right?
TG: YOU GOT IT WRONG
W: What? No I didn't!
TG: *Ali Ann Johnson
W: COME ON!! THATS CLOSE ENOUGH
TG: WILLIAM GENDRY GOLDBERG.
(message) M: I looked you up too lol.
TG: YOU WORTHLESS SCUM. WE ARE DONE. WEDDING IS OFF. OUR RELATIONSHIP DONE. IT'S OVER
(Will prepares to send "babe wait please. I made a mistake. I'm so so so sorry")
(message) M: Your full first name is Wilhelm???
(Will backspaces.)
(message) M: Hi wilhelm, sprechen sie deutsch? Lol
TG: You're pathetic
W: What's my first name?
TG: don't flip this one around
W: What's my FULL first name?
TG: WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM
W: It's actually Wilhelm...
(Ali starts typing, and then stops and rethinks.)
TG: Hey don't worry about that! Ali and Ally are the same. Let's forget this happened???
W: NO WAY. YOU JUST WENT CRAZY OVER A SPELLING ERROR
TG: No I didn't!
W: you almost called off the wedding
TG: Prove it. Send me a screenshot.
(Will very quickly scrolls up and takes a screenshot of the relevant part.)
W: <Screenshot of the conversation, but with "Tinder Girl" fully visible as the caller's name.>
TG: I KNEW IT
W: Huh?
TG: I'm saved as TINDER GIRL!
W: Oh crap. Listen Ally, I can explain!
TG: IT'S ALI
W: My phone autocorrected!
TG: <Breaking Bad "It's over!" screencap>
(message) M: I take it back. I look great in this tux
(Video ends, cuts to the Phony Texts outro) /End ID]
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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Chapter 8: Spelling Mistakes.
"Uhhhh. Yes. Yes, I am a skeleton."
You know, it feels a little funny to just say it out loud to someone else, even if that someone is a skeleton too. A skeleton that I just woke up at the very least. Or made? Did I just make this guy? Skeleperson? Hey, wow, I like that. Skeleperson. I really don't think there was a full skeleton in that scarecrow a minute ago. I mean, there are some implications behind that. Have I been quiet too long? I know they asked me a simple question and I answered directly, but this feels like an answer that would require further elaboration.
"Um. I am a skeleton person. Mostly. I think." I make a vague gesture in a noncommittal way. In fact a just give a sort of active full body sway, like what are ya gonna do?
"Ok," they confirm, still looking at me with some confusion after another few seconds of consideration. But then the rest of their situation pops back up to top priority in their thought process and they take a look down.
"Am I a scarecrow!?" They discard their burlap head to the side and wiggle their arms in front of them, two thick straw sausages contained by red and black checked flannel casings, tied off at the end with twine.
"This! Man! This is weird!"
"Well, uh, no, I don't think you're a scarecrow. Or maybe you were? I really don't know how any of this works."
"Dude, I really think I'm a scarecrow. I've got... scarecrow arms. And legs. I feel absolutely packed with straw." Their legs briefly join the wiggle party, and then they reach up to touch their head again, bonking their skull with their hand-less arms.
"Yeah buddy. I'm a legit scarecrow."
"Oh, I mean, you were! Until a minute ago!"
"Yes, ok, but-" they also gesture uselessly with all 4 limbs, "consider- absolutely no crows."
"Well, it's nighttime."
"Hm."
"Ok, so. Can I do something?"
"I guess?"
"I'm gonna have to touch you, is that ok?"
They pause for a moment, pawing at the loose twine still around their chest and then looking back up at me.
"Yeah, ok. Just, go slow with whatever you're gonna do, ok? You're. You're a skeleton still."
"So, about that. I think... I think you are too," I say as I carefully grip one of their rubber boots and pop it off their foot, revealing a skeletal foot.
"No. Fucking. Way," they say rather calmly, considering they woke up to being one improbably alive thing and now they are another improbably alive thing.
"Yeah. Uh, sorry? But it's ok I think? At least for now? I'm a skeleton, too. And I found you, so I think we're ok for now."
"I think I need a minute," they reply, and then go mostly limp.
I recognize what they're going through. There's a lot of computing happening in there, and I have no right to rush the situation. No one in the house has noticed us yet as far as I can tell. I double check that the lights are still all off, and I see no movement- no curtains twitching aside, no doors slowly opening... no shotgun barrels poking out.... We have plenty of time.
I sit down a few feet away from the new skeleperson, at first a little unsure on how to arrange myself but deciding on the classic criss-cross-applesauce, which proves to be a somewhat noisy position to get into when you are only made of bones.
Some time passes. The night breeze feels nice on my... bones. I pull my hood back up over my head. I guess it fell down in the commotion earlier. I'm not cold, I just like having it up. I feel a little like I'm in my own cozy space, even though I'm still just out in the world. It's a comfort.
I watch my new companion, while trying not to make it obvious that I'm watching. I'm trying to give them space, but also let them know that I'm here if they need anything. Also we're both magic living skeletons, and we should probably stick together to figure out a plan going forward. But I don't want to assume too much, maybe they don't want to be friends. But I'd also like to encourage them to by my friend, I think I'd like to have a friend that's like me. This is all asking a lot of my body language, and also I'm sitting completely still. I'm suddenly extremely thankful that I do not have to worry about facial expressions.
Some time passes. I make a gentle clearing-my-throat sound. Not really to push them to act or say something, just a gentle reminder that I'm here. It seems to work.
"Oh, hey, sorry. I got kind of.... caught up in things. In my head. You know."
"I assure you, I really, really, know."
"So I'm a skeleton that's alive."
"Yes."
"And you are too."
"Yes."
"I was in a scarecrow."
"Maybe?"
They pause another moment.
"Maybe I appeared inside a scarecrow. And you found me. Or...."
Another pause.
"Or made me. Or woke me up somehow. Hm. Are we monsters?"
"Oh gosh! Wow! I don't think so! I don't feel any.... bloodlust? I've only really seen one person though. And from a distance. I feel like if we were monsters, I'd definitely have a drive to go mess that guy up. I haven't felt that at all yet."
"Ok. That's kind of a relief. I don't want to be a monster. We are still skeletons though, so people might get ideas. Wait, are we people? Were we people?"
"I really don't know. I've only been alive, or awake, since this afternoon. I don't remember any life before this one. I just woke up in the woods back there," I gesture back toward where I came from earlier in the day, "and came down here, looking around for... I don't know. Looking around. For you I guess."
"Wow. This is heavy. So we're not monsters. But man, do the monsters ever really think they're monsters?"
"I suppose you have a point there."
We both ponder the motivations of monsters for a few seconds.
"I think I want to stand up, but I'm really afraid that I'm going to fall apart. Please don't make fun of me. I'm really scared."
"Oh jeez. I would never. I just went through this a few hours ago. I think I'm still a little terrified."
"Yeah, ok. But just... I don't know. Sorry."
"It's ok. I'm your friend."
They look up when I say that and stare hard at me for a few beats. Then they nod, and hold out their right arm.
I get up as quickly and gracefully as I can, although neither of those words should apply to what I actually do to get into a standing position. I brush myself off, and reapproach my new friend. Standing above them I pause for a beat as well, looking down and nodding back, before grabbing tight to their outstretched arm and pulling them up.
Of course we are both idiots and fail, as there are still a few loops of twine around their chest- loose, but still binding them to the wood frame behind.
"OOF," they cough as the cord is pulled taught, my grip pulls free, and they flump back down to the ground.
"OH I'M SO SORRY!" I blurt, trying to be quiet again and glancing back at the still dark house. "I'm sorry, I'm stupid, I forgot about the twine!"
"Oh my god, that's ok, I didn't think about that. I just thought maybe I couldn't stand at all. Oh, that was scary."
"No, totally my fault!" I reply as I rush forward to pull at the thick string would around their midsection. "Got it!'
I toss the last of the hempen cord aside and grab their arm again, more tightly this time, and I lean back to help ease them up. A second later my new friend is standing before me.
"Whoa. Hey. Thank you for that. I'm standing now." They look around themselves a bit. "I lost one of my boots."
"Yeah, you did. Do you um, want to stay filled with straw? Is that too personal of a question?"
"Ha! No, not really. It's kind of prickly. I think I need to take all of this off though."
They reach up with their arms to start undoing buttons, forgetting that the sleeves are still tied off.
"Uh oh."
"Oh hey, I've got you!"
I grab their right arm-end with both my hands and undo the twine tying their sleeve off. Once that's done, I push their sleeve back a bit further up their arm to help the process, letting the straw spill out the end while exposing their bony hand.
"I feel like I should be bugging out a lot more. I'm like, a skeleton man." They move their new skeleton hand around a bit, twisting it, opening and closing it.
"Yeah, I don't know what that's about, but I felt pretty calm about it too. A lot of existential questions, but a distinct lack of existential terror. So are you a guy, then? You said 'skeleton man'."
"Heh. A lack of existential terror. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. And yes, I think... well, I don't know why I think this, but I do... I think I'm a man. Er, skeleton man. You know. Actually, I think my name is Danny. That's wild. Why do I think that?" He, Danny now, pauses to look up into my eyes. Eye sockets. "You're tall. Are you a guy too?"
"Ok, you asked a lot there. I'm... guy adjacent. Not a guy though. If that makes sense to you. I hope it does. And I knew that about myself too, as soon as I started thinking about it. I just felt it and I knew it was right." He looks at me a bit longer, then nods and looks down. I continue.
"Also as far as I know, my name is Ashleigh."
Danny looks back up at me.
"Well, hello Ashley, nice to meet you."
"It's a pleasure to meet you too, Danny. That's Ashleigh, though."
"Oh, sorry, with the 'e-i-g-h', yeah, gotcha. You bet."
We both let that carelessly pass, but then reassess what Danny just said.
"How did I just hear how you spell your name?"
"I really have no idea."
"And not just because you added italics, but also because I listened better to how you spelled it this time- that doesn't make any sense. That's a crazy thing to think."
"Maybe not crazy for a magic skeleton man. We'll figure this out together, either way."
"Will we?" I hear a bit of cautious hope in his voice.
"Absolutely, Danny." I grasp his now free right hand in my right hand, and cover our clasped hands with my left. "We'll figure it out together, my first friend."
I don't know how I know it, but I know we're both smiling.
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Response to an ask from Ophelia:
(this is the one about the two people)
Hello!! Welcome back! You're not bothering me at all, you never have.
I'm really sorry to hear about that situation, it sounds absolutely exhausting and frustrating. Especially just one after the other like that--but I suppose if you were trying to spin a positive on that you could say that at least they're both out of the way now and out of your life.
I know it's hard to recognize when it's so fresh, but I do think (based on the information I have) that it will be better for you in the long run. Having friends and people close to you is valuable, but you want those to be the right people, and it sounds like those people were not the right people for you. If there was such a discord between your perceptions of each other, it's telling. It's not either of your faults, sometimes people just don't work together, including as friends. There doesn't have to be a huge underlying reason, sometimes people just don't work, so please don't blame yourself for this.
You being upset is entirely valid and I'm sorry you've lost those two people in your life. If there's anything I can do to help please let me know and I'll do my best to.
I think I understand what you mean by putting so much effort and trying so hard with people but it never seeming to work. You can see all these people around you hanging out and enjoying themselves and being friends, and you can see what they're doing but when you try it doesn't seem to work right. And they make it look so effortless!! They just become friends meanwhile you're stuck trying to figure out how they do it and guessing, and you guess wrong a lot. It's so much effort without the reward, you know?
There was one time in eighth grade (age 13-ish) where I had a class of like 8-10 people and so due to close proximity, I became friendly (not friends) with a bunch of people I hadn't really talked to, and towards the end of the year one of them said something along the lines of "yeah you're much cooler/nicer now." and when I asked for clarification she said "you were such a bitch in sixth grade" (age 11-ish), which really took me off guard, because the way I remember sixth grade I was super quiet and did my work and was generally the living embodiment of "the smart kid" and didn't interact with others, but to her I seemed aloof and rude and entitled and condescending. And it was just this quiet realization of even when I'm doing nothing, I'm still doing it wrong to everyone else. When I try to interact I say things wrong, and when I don't interact I'm somehow also doing it wrong.
It was a shock at the time, but now I've moved on from it and realized that no matter what I do, to some people the genuine me is going to be incompatible with them. And that's not either of our faults. Some people don't work together. So instead I can let them go and stop trying to fit somewhere I won't ever, and look for people who I am compatible with. It's not necessarily easy to find people, but it's also so much more satisfying and rewarding than trying to make someone else work.
That...might not be very helpful to hear right now, so I'm sorry about those two people. It really does suck, and I hope you find more people in your life who are the right people for you.
As for my meltdown, it was surprisingly not as bad as I had been anticipating, but still wasn't fun. It was the kind where a situation happens and then you're like "oh I'm going to have a meltdown about this but not right now." Where you recognize you're on a decline but aren't at the bottom yet. I'm kinda used to them and know what will happen, but it's always disruptive.
I was able to relax after though, and played tiny tina's wonderlands with my dad for a few hours. It's the dnd themed borderlands shooter game we've been playing for the past few weeks. I'm currently playing a level...32? 31 or 32, gloombringer (started as a clawbringer then multi-classed as a graveborn), and my dad is a level 31 Frostwilder (started as a spore warden and multi-classed as a brr-serker).
Claiming Sophie Foster was also like a "eh why not" kind of situation. Her being autistic is an idea I've been aware of for a while (first saw it in a fic a while ago, but unsure if nilnaea would want it shared as they sent me the link personally, not publicly), and then when I was doing some recent analyses on her I realized that a lot of what I was saying just sounded like my experience growing up autistic, so when I had the meltdown it was on my mind.
I hope you're doing okay after the emotionally exhausting two days, and if there's anything i can do to help I'll do my best. I'm always here <33
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♡ TREASURE BEING JEALOUS OF THEIR S/O BEING TOUCHY WITH SOMEONE ELSE
treasure x reader | wc : 3.9k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, treasure boys being big jealous babies, angsty-fluff, slight cursing
CHOI HYUNSUK
🐷 you were in the dorms and waiting for hyunsuk
🐷 haruto came over and laid his head on your lap because he was feeling down
🐷 you knew how tough the idol life was on him, especially with false rumors and the controversies that happened
🐷 you tried cheering him up, playing with his hair as you made jokes
🐷 when hyunsuk came into the dorm, he saw haruto laying on your lap (which hyunsuk thought was only reserved for him) and you just smiling at him cutely
🐷 his blood boiled when haruto cupped your face in his hands, cooing at how adorable you were
🐷"noona, you are so cute. i love you so much." "not as cute you, though. i love you too, ruto."
🐷hyunsuk's heart shattered as he heard haruto's words. though hyunsuk was older than you, seeing you with haruto, he couldn't help but think if you had a thing for younger guys.
🐷 he didn't think he was as cute as haruto, and he knew he was more protective than playful so he thought you'd like haruto more than him
🐷 haruto left after he felt slightly better and you saw hyunsuk, giddily, running to him. he didn't return your hug, and you wondered if he was having a bad day too
🐷"suk? is something wrong?" "do you love ruto?" the words slipped out of his mouth and as much as it embarrassed him at the way he felt, he needed to know what you felt too
🐷 being with hyunsuk for so long, you knew him enough to know he was jealous.
🐷"are you jealous?" "what? no. just answer my question." "just tell me if you are jealous, oppa."
🐷 *big sigh* "yeah, i heard everything and i couldn't help but think that you'd like ruto more than me."
🐷 you had a big smile on your face and hyunsuk didn't know how to interpret it
🐷"you are absolutely the cutest. you have nothing to worry about, oppa. ruto was just having a bad day and i tried cheering him up. but i guess i have to cheer you up too."
PARK JIHOON
🐼 this man just radiates a manly, dominant alpha-male vibe
🐼 not afraid to address the situation if he is uncomfortable or just doesn't like it
🐼 so when you are listening to the tracks hyunsuk has made (because he wanted you to review them) jihoon doesn't like it but he sucks it in
🐼because hyunsuk is just his hyung, right? hyung won't do anything
🐼 wrong
🐼 you commented on how hyunsuk had a baddie vibe in his music but he was just a softie in disguise and well, that did things to hyunsuk's hip-hop rapper ego
🐼 he started tickling you and your laughter could be heard throughout the whole dorm
🐼 jihoon walks into hyunsuk's room to find both of you on the floor, with hyunsuk over you as he continued tickling you while you begged him to stop
🐼"choi hyunsuk, if you didn't hear y/n, let me repeat it. get off her."
🐼 welp, full name without honorifics? it didn't take hyunsuk a second to get off you, because he knew jihoon was pissed
🐼 even though it was his room, hyunsuk quickly walked out, leaving you and jihoon alone
🐼 you understood the situation and can't help but giggle because wow, this was the guy who was boasting about how he was better than every member with you the other day
🐼 and now ... this man was being jealous. and of course, you were going to address it.
🐼"oh, gosh. you are jealous, aren't you?"
🐼"yes, i am. do you have a problem with that?"
KANEMOTO YOSHINORI
🐯yoshinori best boy istg we all know how yoshi is a tiger, but this is going to be a cat version because i feel yoshi is a little quiet when he's jealous
🐯 you moved to korea at the same time yoshi did to pursue your dream of (whatever you wish) and you were visiting japan after a long time
🐯 so you and yoshi had a little walk around the city, talking about how everything had changed a lot after you guys went
🐯 during your tour, you bumped into your high school bestie who had also visited japan after studying in usa for three years
🐯 you guys lost contact after you went to pursue your higher studies, so it was overwhelming to meet him again
🐯 yoshi quietly stood behind you, letting you catch up with this male 'bestie' of yours but skeptically kept glancing at him for time to time
🐯everything was going fine until the touchy stuff began
🐯 this dude was holding your hands as you two spoke and spontaneously went to a nearby café
🐯 yoshi frowned when this guy just pulled on your hand and dragged you towards the café
🐯 if it weren't for you pulling away and calling for your boyfriend, yoshi would have (passive-aggressively) thrown some hands
🐯 but dang at the café, it was a whole other deal
🐯 this dude wouldn't just stop it with the skinship jisoos
🐯 hands on shoulder, hands on hands, hands on thighs, hands on knees LIKE PLS DON'T TOUCH THANK YOU
🐯 but no, yoshi wouldn't do anything rash like that
🐯 he just sat there, looking really sad, and you knew something was wrong when he grabbed your hand and clasped it
🐯 with the subtle glares yoshi gave your friend, you figured he was jealous but was still mannered enough to stay quiet until you were done talking to your friend so you quickly ended the conversation and made something up to leave
🐯 you apologised quickly, including a big hug and a kiss in your apology
KIM JUNKYU
🐨 now we all know how cute this man is when he just exists, but when he's jealous? multiply the cuteness by infinity
🐨 well i mean it's all cute fun and games until he comes up with a really far-fetched story and overthinks himself to the point, it completely breaks him
🐨junkyu's birthday was coming up, so you had a great deal of planning and gift buying to do, so naturally you had to cancel a lot of plans with him
🐨 he was fine with it because he had done it many times with you and he knew you were most likely busy
🐨 that was until he saw you at a café with some other guy
🐨 he stared from the outside for a while before walking inside, sneakily taking glances to see if it was really you and to check if he knew the other guy
🐨 junkyu didn't like the way this guy looked at you one bit
🐨 he knew how oblivious you were when it came to love, and he couldn't help but wonder why you were out with this guy
🐨 even though you couldn't recognize the sneaky passes the other guy did, it wouldn't be long before you found out and maybe ... well, would you leave junkyu for him?
🐨 that was the question that ran through his mind constantly and he kept it inside, his heart breaking whenever you would cancel a plan because he knew you were probably going to that guy. he tried to stay positive but he couldn't take it anymore
🐨 it was his birthday, and he called you over, wanting to talk it out. you came over and was surprised to see your boyfriend near tears as he spoke to you
🐨"do you love me? am i enough for you? do i love you enough? because if there is anything you don't like — even if it's the tiniest thing — i will change for you, i promise."
🐨 you were completely heartbroken as junkyu told you everything in his mind because how could you put such an amazing guy like him through such a painful thought process
🐨"no, no. he was my friend's brother. i just wanted to know what gifts guys like for their birthdays, that's all. i love you to the moon and back, junkyu, and no one can ever take my love for you away, okay? i love you so much, baby. i'm so sorry for hurting you and making you thinking like this."
TAKATA MASHIHO
🐹 you were at the dorms to spend time with your boyfriend, mashiho
🐹 except you weren’t hanging with mashiho and instead with asahi
🐹 and usually he wouldn’t mind, except you and asahi were quite big with the skinship as you played game
🐹 asahi had his head on your lap and that was a shocking sight because asahi wasn’t a fan of all this touchy-feely stuff so mashiho knew that asahi and you had to click real well for him (and you) to be that comfortable
🐹mashiho has a confident vibe, but i think he’s the sad type when it comes to being jealous or maybe it was because it was his member who was with you, so he didn’t know what to do because he treasured you both
🐹whenever you made eye contact with mashiho, he’d simply stare and forcefully return the smiles you would give him
🐹 at first you thought it was nothing, but when you saw the change in his face when asahi pinched your cheeks and called you cute, you knew something was up
🐹 you didn’t address it but started looking over at mashiho more, seeing how he just sat there, looking at you expectantly as if he wanted something from you
🐹 “we’ll stop here. i think mashi is upset.” asahi saved you the trouble, giving you a smile before he left the room
🐹 you didn’t waste time in wrapping your arms around mashiho, showering him with kisses all over his face as you apologised for not paying attention to him
🐹 “i’m. so. sorry. won't. do. it. again.” you kept kissing him, making him laugh at your antics
🐹 “thank you, y/n.”
YOON JAEHYUK
🦁 maybe it’s either because the way he acts when he’s jealous seems normal
🦁 or maybe he’s kinda always jealous so you never noticed
🦁 but either way, you’d never know when jaehyuk is jealous
🦁 jihoon was keeping you company as jaehyuk finished his dance practice
🦁 and we all know how funny jihoon is, so naturally this man was making you literally roll on the floor
🦁 you also had this habit where you’d hit the person next to you when you laughed, so yeah, jihoon was a victim
🦁 but he didn’t mind and hit you back with his own slaps, and you two just kept going back and forth
🦁 as he practices, jaehyuk’s eyes are on the mirror that was showing you and jihoon being too chummy for his liking
🦁 he took a break and approached the two of you, wrapping his arms around you from the back and placed a kiss on your forehead, but you were too into your conversation with jihoon to notice
🦁 “hi, babe.” he’d make himself known, blocking jihoon’s face from your view with his face and placing a kiss on your lips literally inches away from jihoon
🦁 on any other occasion, jihoon would’ve slapped tf out of jaehyuk, but he figured the younger was jealous
🦁 you, however, didn’t notice any of it no matter how much he kissed your cheeks, neck or lips. you greeted jaehyuk every time he said ‘hey’, not knowing he had already repeated the same thing many times
🦁 no worries, jihoon to the rescue! when jaehyuk was looking away, jihoon discreetly signaled his behavior to you, making you laugh as you suddenly understood jaehyuk’s weird behavior
🦁 after jihoon walked away, you face jaehyuk, hugging him as you consoled him, letting him know he didn’t have to be jealous of anyone
🦁 “i’m sorry about that. it’s just a weird habit i have, and i’ll try to hold it next time.”
🦁 “i’m sorry too, for being a jealous idiot. well, i am here any time you want to hit someone when you are laughing.”
HAMADA ASAHI
🤖 it was treasure’s free day, so the boys invited you to come over
🤖 and you came over with bags of snacks for the boys since you never come empty-handed *cue treasure being crackhead cuties*
🤖 yoshi hugged you because you bought his favourite cup tteokbokki and he couldn’t buy it since their schedules were so packed that he couldn’t even go to a convenience store
🤖 you offered to buy him it whenever they were busy as a polite gesture. “just let me know next time you are busy and can't buy your favourite foods, yeah?” it really touched yoshi’s heart because your offer really meant a lot to him
🤖 cue asahi in the corner of the room watching you two as yoshi showers you with forehead kisses and hugs as he is really grateful
🤖 he’d immediately come and sit next to you, holding your hand and tightly squeezing it. you just squeezed his hand back, just thinking it of as his way of playing around
🤖 yoshi and you started talking about animes, and asahi wanted to join, but none of his faves would match with both of yours, so he just kept shut while subtly glaring at yoshi
🤖 he kept pouting because he didn’t know what to do. yoshi was his hyung, but you were his girlfriend and with both of you being so close, asahi didn’t know what to do
🤖 “bye, i have dance practice.” asahi kisses your cheeks before walking out of the room, unable to even be in the same room longer. he just wanted to get away
🤖 you immediately pause your conversation at his words, wondering if you heard him right. “but it’s your free day today?!” you called out after him, excusing yourself from yoshi and running out of the dorm trying to find asahi.
🤖 you found him roaming around in the third floor, panting to catch up as you had ran around the whole building to find him
🤖 asahi was surprised to see you behind him and had the audacity to ask “why are you here?”
🤖 “today is your free day! what practice are you talking about?!”
🤖 “wait, you came behind me because of that? am i more important than the conversation you had with yoshi hyung?”
🤖 “of course, you idiot!”
BANG YEDAM
🦊 the boys were playing around in the dorms before you arrived
🦊 and some of them were hiding in places to scare you since you easily got scared
🦊 when you came in, the lights were off and there was a dark and creepy vibe about the dorm that was already scaring you. the icing on the cake was when mashiho jumped from the side and scared tf outta you
🦊 except he didn’t know you had a black belt in karate and kicked him right in the ding-dongs (if you know, you know)
🦊 all the boys came out of their hiding spots and turned on the lights at the way mashiho screamed trying to figure out what happened
🦊mashiho was on his knees because of the pain and you were on your knees too because you got so scared and was already tearing up at the jump scare you got
🦊 yedam tried everything he could, but he couldn’t get you to stop either
🦊 after mashiho got over his pain slightly, he sat next to you and wrapped his arms around you, trying to console you, not knowing why you were exactly crying
🦊 was it because you got so scared? or was it because you were feeling bad about hitting shiho? nobody knew
🦊mashiho hugged you and made you feel better, which made yedam slightly jealous
🦊 but he was also thankful because he didn’t like seeing you cry
🦊 the boys settled the living room for a movie night and you ended up sitting next to mashiho TO WATCH A FREAKING HORROR MOVIE
🦊 you screamed a lot and held onto mashiho for dear life which made yedam even jealous and you kinda noticed halfway through the movie and decided to address it
🦊 making up an excuse to get away because you didn’t want to watch the movie, you dragged yedam and went to his room, closing the door behind him
🦊 “is something wrong?” “no … it’s nothing.” “dami, please tell me if anything is wrong.” “it’s stupid … but it’s just that i didn’t like the way you looked at mashiho hyung and how only he was able to make you stop crying. i’m sorry, it’s stupid, i know.”
🦊 you shook your head and hugged yedam after kissing his cheeks. “i’m sorry for making you feel that way, baby.”
KIM DOYOUNG
🐰doyoung seems like the type to let you know he is jealous and you being the nice person you are, always make sure there is a distance between guys (other than doyoung) whenever you are talking
🐰because no one likes an angry doyoung
🐰 but when it comes to junghwan, you really can't resist cuddling him
🐰 i mean, come on. look into super king cow baby's eyes and tell him no, i dare you
🐰 so whenever you are in the dorm, junghwan is always pretty excited to have you over since you always shower him with love and get him loads of snacks
🐰 it's not that the love he gets from his hyungs is not enough, it's just you are like a mother-noona figure to him and he really loves the way you treat him with head pats, kisses and cuddles
🐰 but in doyoung's books, it's a huge no-no
🐰junghwan may be the youngest, but when you come to the dorms to see your boyfriend, you only have to be with your boyfriend and no one else
🐰 BUT WHEN JUNGHWANIE IS SO CUTE HOW CAN YOU STAY AWAY
🐰 so naturally, when you were playing around with the youngest, you could see the subtle glares doyoung gave you both from the other side of the room and well ... both of you noticed it but didn't think much
🐰 the glares then became not-so-subtle and doyoung had enough of the cooing and hugging that was happening RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
🐰 he literally dragged you into his room, because he had HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR
🐰"next time, you won't come to the dorms. i'll come over to your house." you quietly nodded, realising it wasn't the time to tease him
🐰"now cuddle me and give me kisses and head pats too."
🐰 it would be a shocker if you didn't laugh when he demanded that because at the end of the day, doyoung was still a lil smol cute bean
WATANABE HARUTO
🦙 you asked the boys if they wanted to come with you and haruto to the fair that was in town
🦙 only doyoung and hyunsuk came since the others were busy
🦙 you wanted to win a few plushies, so you guys were looking at the game stalls, trying to find an easy one
🦙 around the corner, everyone saw a couple kissing, and you turned away, making haruto smile
🦙"it isn't like you haven't done that before, right?"
🦙 you hit him because you are embarrassed. "i just wanted to give them privacy, okay?"
🦙doyoung, on the other hand, was full on gagging and pretending to puke on the side
🦙 haruto and hyunsuk went on their way, completely unbothered by his behaviour
🦙 you roll your eyes, smiling. "come on, doyoung. it's just a kiss. never done that before?"
🦙playboy doyoung mode on. "nope. can you teach me?"
🦙"don't you have a girlfriend?" you jumped on his back, scolding him for being flirty when he was dating someone
🦙oblivious to you two, hyunsuk was in a battle with haruto, trying to hold him back as haruto cursed at doyoung
🦙"why the fuck does it have to be my girlfriend?! let me go, hyung. i need to kill that dumbass!"
PARK JEONGWOO
🐺 you invited all the boys over for a dinner and were just talking after eating
🐺 yedam started playing with your hands and traced the lines on your palm, blabbering little fortunes he made up
🐺 you playfully hit him, and the banter continued as yedam tried convincing you how fortunate you were
🐺"you have pretty eyes, a beautiful smile, and these cute dimples too! you have an amazing voice too. i could just hear to talk or sing all day, it's very calming."
🐺jeongwoo sat behind you, squinting his eyes at yedam as he spoke before glaring at your hands that were still being held by him
🐺"y/n, can you please get me some water?" you complied and went to the kitchen, not thinking much about it
🐺 as you took a water bottle out of the fridge, you could hear a quiet chatter in the living room with your name being tossed back and forth a lot
🐺"hyung, if you don't quit touching her, i swear — you really don't want to catch these hands!"
🐺 you covered your mouth to stifle your laugh, blinking your eyes slowly as you realised jeongwoo was being super jealous — and he didn't hide it
🐺pretending you heard nothing, you came with the water and didn't say anything when yedam sat elsewhere
🐺 but it was quite awkward since all the boys heard jeongwoo's threats and were scared too. they all didn't even dare to look at you, and the conversations you guys were having just died down
🐺 which you weren't having NOPE not today
🐺 but you was funny about it and tease jeongwoo a little
🐺"so, jeongwoo-ya ... tell me why you don't want yedam catching your hands."
SO JUNGHWAN
🐮 tbh, i feel like junghwan is all cutesy-patootsie until someone messes with his girl
🐮 it doesn't matter who it is — even if they are his loving hyungs, he will throw hands if he has to
🐮 all of you were watching a movie at the dorms and well ... accommodating thirteen people in a small space wasn't easy
🐮 when you brought the snacks from the kitchen, all the seats were taken and you looked around trying to find a good seat
🐮jeongwoo saw this and him being the cheeky idiot he is, he smirked, coming up with a devilish plan
🐮"y/n, you can sit on my lap if you want to." he wasn't serious, he just enjoyed teasing you and getting you flustered because everyone knew you easily blushed
🐮 but they also knew that junghwan didn't like it when people made you uncomfortable
🐮 except jeongwoo, who may have forgotten that because he just loved teasing people
🐮junghwan practically jumped out of his seat on the couch, looking at you before turning to jeongwoo with a glare
🐮"y/n can sit in my seat, i'll go get a beanbag from the other room and YOU-"
🐮 he squinted his eyes as he murderously glared at jeongwoo
🐮"-are going to have a chat with me after the movie is over."
🐮 and jeongwoo FOR SURE got the message
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not the biggest fan honestly :T
I feel like the biggest issue with modern homestuck fanon is that whether people liked it or not, and how if its concidered dubiously canon or not, hs^2 and epiloge characterization has bled into fanon. the majory of hs fans hate hs^2 (and for good reason), yet Jane hate has gone up, people are being sooo unnecessarily weird about davejadekat (/all of its pairings) and bi characters in general, rosemary is deemed boring (killkillkillkill-), people don't see jake as a person will feelings, karkat?? kanaya?? trolls?? never heard of them, unless you mean those.. things we keep around to fuel the humans plots sometimes and act as the occasional therapist. Also... Dirk...
THESE ARE ALL THINGS FROM HS^2, THE COMIC YOU HATE!!! WHY ARE YOU LETTING IT LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR BRAIN??
karkat is probably one of if the my most favorite character, I think hes interesting as hell!!! but alot of what makes him intersting comes from how he fits against troll society/against other trolls imo??? his mutation, his dancestory/him being the litteral second coming of christ, the significance of his secretly caring personality in a violent child soldier evil murder military state and what it says about it as a whole with his role as the alternian equivalent of the 'everyman', his familial relationship with kanayah, his unique relationship with romance, etc, these things all mean jack shit to humans, and shine best around other trolls, yet all he is now is daves side bitch, i feel fanon has sorta moved away from hs and into earthC, noone really cares about alternia anymore as trolls are just seen as humans but grey. even comander!karkat focuses more on dave angst than karkat, a minority amongst his people, leading a revolution a'la signless style??
idk i just feel like hes just been watered down into the easily digestible 'angry character' who is sad sometimes for,,, resons. i feel like this disconnect from alternia in general just sort takes away depth from beta troll characters in general?? even metorstuck content now feels shallow and disconnected??
And what sucks is that i like davekat, and people are right about them being a great pairing for working out their issues together , but at the same time i miss litteraly ever other karkat ship, i miss the days of the karkat x beta trolls harem and being able to use quadrants for him without being deemed problematic for not adheering to queer identity of a race that dosent exist and dosent effect anyone because real life has no oppressive poly romance system, and im just sick if this ship reducing the characters down to a pinterest black and red asthetic moodboard when they are so much more than that.
oh wow sorry this is too long, i dont think i did the best job at following a single line of though and went on a bit of an unnecessary tangent abt fanon and hs^2 so srry about that, I hope my general thoughts were still decipherable??
Id have to say mituna is my second favorite but i dont need to tell you whats wrong with his fanon character lol. I really appreciate all of your alpha troll analysis and you art is cool as hell!! srry that this fell into more venty teritory and for any spelling mistakes, i hope you have a good rest of your day/night!!
I say this with no disrespect at all, in fact I am enthralled: I didn’t even know asks could be this long!! Thank you for your input, I agree with you! And don’t worry- you were quite clearly comprehendible! You covered a lot of ground already, but allow me just a moment to commentate on specific points…
The bleeding of HS^2/Epilogues content/reinterpretations into the larger sphere of full-fandom fanon has been a slow, insidious process. I think the fact that most people have not taken the time to reread Homestuck proper, be it due to lack of time/energy or fear of its length, has really added to this- because a gradually slipping grip on what is and is not canon simply doesn’t pair well with rather disagreeable dubiously canon sequel content having come out fairly recently. The thing about DubCanon is that, whether you or I like it or not, people are going to apply those particular reinterpretations of the characters to what their idea of canon is, and- typically- they will fail to remember that the changes made to the characters were changes in the first place. Rather large ones, at that. This is not only how and why people are out here thinking that Jane was not only legitimate Troll-Racist in Homestuck, but also how and why they get the idea that she’s always been that way.
I’m not sure if my memory is failing me or not, but as far as I remember, while biphobia has always been a problem in the fandom- baffling, considering most characters are textually bi- it really does seem like it’s at an all-time high right now. People are adamantly refusing the idea that some characters are bisexual. Dave and Karkat are the ones I see the most regularly erased, but Jake is also pretty high up there.
The current drought of Alternia content is so sad. Earth C is great, don’t get me wrong- it’s the planet I most regularly work with/develop because of Sovereignstuck- but people oft throw out the concept of conflict when using it. Especially, like, social/political conflict. Earth C is basically synonymous with Flawless Utopia, at this point. It’s a petty complaint, sure, but I don’t like it. :(
I absolutely despise how trolls have been turned into gray humans with horns! They’re bug aliens!! Bug aliens!!! That’s so much cooler than gray humans with horns!! Fuck!!
I kinda disagree that a change of setting takes away from the Beta Trolls as characters- I think the issue isn’t the fact that there’s a setting change, it’s that the writers aren’t really willing to work with the fact that, uh… You know… The Beta Trolls have vastly different socializations and come from a vastly different cultural background than the Beta/Alpha Kids? You could very easily find conflict and development with the setting change. You’d just have to keep in mind the way that their upbringing would affect them and how they’d respond to their new environment. Old habits die hard, you know? It’s a whole new planet, a whole new myriad of cultures, and whole new societies with whole new rules and whole new customs. There’s so much intrigue you could get with that fact alone!!
I like DaveKat, too. It’s fall from grace is astounding, and it’s honestly made me like them less, which is a shame because it was pretty important to me when I was younger, and Dave and Karkat used to be top favorite characters of mine. They’re basically just… Blank slate characters now, made to slap whichever miscellaneous scenario or random romance trope onto, without any regard to what their characters are or what made their dynamic good in the first place.
It’s funny- I don’t think the Quadrant Queerness was made into a huge deal in canon or anything? At least, I don’t quite remember it being a federal fucking issue. Yeah, Karkat’s Quadrant struggles were there, but I don’t think it was really… Associated with being “Troll Gay” or anything. I’m at least 80% sure that was just something the fandom latched onto and blew out of proportion- I see more talk about Karkat being “Pan-Quadrant,” I believe the term was, than I see content of any other part of his character arc? Crying shame, too- considering, again, as you said, he’s the fucking Second Coming of Jegus.
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Since I loved your one shot about Lena, I'm requesting another one! Reader is a single mom and is afraid to tell Lena about her child cause she thinks Lena isn't going to take it well, but in the end Lena loves her child.
Lena Luthor x Reader #2
Words: 1,590
Warnings: none?
Notes:
Thank you for requesting! If you’d like me to change the name of the kid (or the gender) feel free to say so. Also...sorry if you were expecting more of Lena. I realized at the end that there might not have been enough (Sorry for spelling mistakes too).
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Miles, your eight year old son, has started to pretend he’s a psychologist. He’ll sit you down, with your head in his small lap (which isn’t very ethical), and ask you about your life problems.
Usually, you’ll make up funny nonsense that he’ll struggle to find the solution to...but today a very real problem has arrived, and you know you shouldn’t be trying to confide in your little boy about this, yet you decide to anyway.
He knows about you and Lena, though Lena doesn’t know about him. He saw her on TV once, was awestruck by her “smartness”, and you let slip that she’s the woman you’ve been dating.
Dating used as a loose term, because you and Lena haven’t actually become anything official. It’s...weird. Made even more so by the fact that she doesn’t know about the most important person in your life.
You tell Miles as much in today’s session. He beams down at you, happy that you’re finally starting to take his sessions seriously, and then taps his finger against his lip, thinking. “You should just tell her,” he finally concludes after a long pause.
You narrow your eyes up at him suspiciously, and wonder if you should just pretend to take his advice and move on. You don’t. “People usually don’t want to get involved with single moms.”
His eyes furrow at that, clearly upset, so you rush on. “If someone doesn’t want to be involved with you, none of me longs to be involved with them,” then, you pause, “I just want to want to be involved with Lena.”
“So this stems from past trauma?” Miles asks, and you gape at him, shocked.
“Where the f—when did you learn any of those words, honey?”
He grins at you again, clearly proud of himself, and then schools his face into an attempt of looking professional. It’s humorous. “Psy- Psych—”
“Psychology.”
“Yes, that. It says that our fears usually come for childhood trauma.”
“I’m not scared,” but even as you say that you know it’s not true. You make a mental note to watch over whatever the hell Miles is listening to, to make sure it’s age appropriate. “Even if I am, it’s definitely not from childhood trauma.”
“From relationship trauma then?”
You let out a shocked laugh, completely stumped. “Baby, your eight. If you keep saying smart things you’re going to start scaring me.”
“Let's talk about your fears,” He suggests. Clearly wanting to move on he gestures for you to sit up. Once you do, he hops up from the couch, grabs his clipboard from the coffee table, and starts scribbling down things you aren’t able to see.
“Okay,” you hesitantly agree. “I’m scared Lena will want nothing to do with me.”
“Why is that something you're scared of?”
You give him a confused look that he pays no attention to. “Obviously I like her...I also fear that you won’t.”
He nods, finally looking up from his clipboard. “And what happens if I hate her, and she hates me, so she leaves and you never speak to her again?”
You choke on absolutely nothing.
“What will you do then?” Miles asks, and you have no response for him. He doesn’t seem to want one. “You’ll deal with it, like you always have. So stop worrying until it comes. If it comes.”
You’re equal parts extremely proud of him, and extremely concerned as you think over what he’s said.
Then, as if he’s tired of being the smartest eight year old alive, he hands you the paper he was working on for half of your ‘session’. The paper is full of sharp lines that get more curvy and tangled the closer they get to what appears to be the middle.
“This,” he says, “is how you’re feeling.”
And you believe him.
———
It takes you a week to build up the courage to tell Lena about Miles. He surprisingly helped you come to the realization that holding off on telling Lena the truth won’t change the outcome.
In fact...it would probably make things more complicated. Even now, she deserved to know sooner than this.
It’s too late, of course. There’s no point in wishing you had done differently.
“Are you okay?” Lena asks through the phone, sounding so beautifully concerned over the fact that you haven’t spoken for awhile. God, you're whipped for this world-saving genius.
“Yeah,” you say, “just...you know how I said I had something to talk to you about?” You don’t wait for her to confirm, because of course she remembers, she’s looked scared because of it all day. “I sort of have to show you...so would you mind coming over?”
Yes, you’re a coward that’s hoping Lena seeing Miles for herself, instead of you telling her about him, will make her more accepting. Miles has a very convincing charm.
“You want me to go to your place?” Lena sputters, clearly shocked.
In an instant you regret the decision you were so sure about before. Maybe Lena isn’t ready. You should tell her before she comes, so she isn’t shocked out of her mind when she sees him.
You should—
“Okay,” Lena says, determined. You hadn’t even responded to her before. “I’ll be there soon.” And then she hangs up the phone before you manage to say anything, leaving you wondering what the fuck you’re doing.
You could call her back.
...you’re not going to. You’re too scared.
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Miles waits by the door, dressed in his best suit. He knows how anxious you are about this, despite how hard you’ve been trying to hide it since your weird ‘session’, so he says he’s going to try and be the best him he can be.
You tell him that all he needs to be is his normal self and everything will be alright, but he admits to being nervous to meet Lena too, because she’s super smart. (He’s been watching anything he can find of her on the internet)
Thus, the two of you wait together impatiently, trying not to descend into madness.
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At some point Miles starts making and handing you scribbles of how you feel, and you start making and handing them back.
It’s while you’re handing Miles your next piece that the doorbell rings.
He doesn’t look to be that nervous anymore, just excited, so he follows you on your track to answer the door, and with each step you contemplate your entire existence beyond Miles.
Then…Then you open the door.
Miles is hiding behind your leg, looking up at Lena with hesitant hopefulness and uncertainty, it’s the exact match of the way you’re looking at her, and Lena is looking at him with wide eyes.
Because you’re sure you’re about to die from the silence, you croak out a wobbly and quiet; “hi,” at the same time Mile’s sticks out his hands and says his own charming greeting.
“Hello, doctor Y/L/N here. Nice to meet you.”
“Lena Luthor.” As if on autopilot Lena shakes his hand. “You’re a doctor?” She asks, smiling the smallest of smiles at him.
He nods his head eagerly, glad she’s smiling. “Yeah! Of—of psy- psych...”
“Psychology,” You finish. Lena’s gaze switches to you. It’s the moment you think you’re gonna die, but her gaze is concerned instead of disappointed.
“He’s older than the photo on your wallpaper suggested,” Lena says.
Oh.
Oh��
You’re an idiot.
Then, Lena smiles—wider this time because of your dumbstruck expression—and looks at Miles. “To be a doctor you have to be pretty smart.”
He nods, his eyes practically full of stars.
“That’s how I know you and I are going to get along great.”
Miles grins madly, pushes you a bit to the side so Lena can come in, and says, eager, “can I show you my work, please?”
And Lena looks from you, to him, laughs a laugh full of amusement and endearment, and agrees gracefully. “I’d love it if you would.”
———
Lena adores Miles.
Around him she almost seems, impossibly, like a child herself. She so obviously and beautifully wants him to like her, and all the while Miles is almost exactly the same around her.
They’re both complete dorks trying to subtly get each other's attention and all you want to do is watch the two of them interact for ages.
They both were two separate parts of your life, and now they’re merged better than you ever expected them to.
It’s great. Absolutely great. But whenever they turn their twin gazes on you you’re sure you’re going to melt into a puddle of adoration.
Wow.
“What is it?” You ask them, after they’ve both looked at you for too long without saying anything.
Lena tilts her head, her smile concerned again, “you look like you’re about to cry.”
Miles nods his agreement. “What’s wrong mom? Does whatever bothering you stem from childhood trauma?” He asks, and at Lena’s ‘the fuck’ face you burst out into a fit of laughter, that quickly turns into tears of absolute love.
Both Miles and Lena looked at you with alarm because they don’t realize this is the happiest you’ve been in a while. It is though. It is.
“Not childhood trauma,” you assure them both, and before Miles can suggest it you add; “not past relationship trauma either, it’s happy tears.”
“Oh,” Lena stutters, “good.”
“Oh,” Miles repeats, sounding relieved and a tad bit disappointed. “I haven’t learned how to deal with those tears yet.”
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