#so proud of typing all this out

[gogogoat495]

Thanks so much for the original link -- remember to go to the video and leave a like or comment, or find them here on tumblr @phonytexts (blog appears to be inactive, but here's their channel)!

[Video ID: The first video is a fictional text conversation being replayed over footage of a Minecraft parkour video. If you unmute, the audio is the entire conversation being sung by an AI male acapella choir. In the original movie (When You Forget Your Girlfriend's Name, by Phony Texts) provided in the second video, all audio is the natural phone sfx, and the conversation plays in real time, complete with painful pauses. The conversation (the full one in the original movie -- the Tiktok one was censored) reads as follows:

(message) Tinder Girl: What's my name in ur phone? 😠

Will: What?

TG: You know what I'm talking about. Am I still saved as Tinder Girl?

W: Of course not!

TG: Send me a screenshot.

W: Seriously?

TG: Or I'm calling off the wedding.

W: Babe. Calm down.

TG: SCREENSHOT. NOW.

(Will takes a screenshot of the conversation, and then carefully crops out the top, where it says "Tinder Girl".)

W: <Edited screenshot>

TG: What the heck is this?

W: A screenshot. Like you asked.

TG: I AM NOT MESSING AROUND

W: Babe neither am i. I take you AND your name very, very seriously

TG: oh yeah! Then what is it?

W: Babe, I abviously know your name. We're getting married

TG: Will, I'm waiting <Breaking Bad "Say my name" gif>

(message) Thomas: do I really need to wear this tux?

(Switch convo)

W: WHAT IS MY FIANCE'S NAME??

M: Is this a test?

W: I wish dude! I don't know her name

M: What is wrong with you

W: I always called her babe. Or cutie pie. Or sugar tits

M: That last one is offensive btw

W: DUDE focus. If I don't find out her name she's calling off the wedding!

(message) TG: IM WAITING

W: WHAT'S HER NAME??

M: Dude, idk

W: YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?!

M: I barely know her. You guys only dated 2 weeks and then got engaged

W: IT'S TRUE LOVE

M: How can you say that? You don't know her name

W: can you please go on Linkedin or Facebook or something? My service is bad

M: okay fine. only if I don't need to wear the tux

W: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

M: wait a second. if i don't help then you don't get married. I don't need to wear the tux...

W: OMG I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU

M: fine fine

(message) TG: OKAY THE WEDDING IS OFF

(switch)

W: Sorry! Was driving through a tunnel. Lost service.

TG: Oh yeah. WHICH TUNNEL?

W: I forgot the name

TG: Well at least you're consistent

W: Babe, that's not fair. I know your name!

(message) M: Got it!

TG: THEN WHAT IS IT??? You have ten seconds!

(message) M: Ally Ann Johnson

W: Ally Ann Johnson

TG: Wow... I can't believe it

W: I know, pretty good, right?

TG: YOU GOT IT WRONG

W: What? No I didn't!

TG: *Ali Ann Johnson

W: COME ON!! THATS CLOSE ENOUGH

TG: WILLIAM GENDRY GOLDBERG.

(message) M: I looked you up too lol.

TG: YOU WORTHLESS SCUM. WE ARE DONE. WEDDING IS OFF. OUR RELATIONSHIP DONE. IT'S OVER

(Will prepares to send "babe wait please. I made a mistake. I'm so so so sorry")

(message) M: Your full first name is Wilhelm???

(Will backspaces.)

(message) M: Hi wilhelm, sprechen sie deutsch? Lol

TG: You're pathetic

W: What's my first name?

TG: don't flip this one around

W: What's my FULL first name?

TG: WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM

W: It's actually Wilhelm...

(Ali starts typing, and then stops and rethinks.)

TG: Hey don't worry about that! Ali and Ally are the same. Let's forget this happened???

W: NO WAY. YOU JUST WENT CRAZY OVER A SPELLING ERROR

TG: No I didn't!

W: you almost called off the wedding

TG: Prove it. Send me a screenshot.

(Will very quickly scrolls up and takes a screenshot of the relevant part.)

W: <Screenshot of the conversation, but with "Tinder Girl" fully visible as the caller's name.>

TG: I KNEW IT

W: Huh?

TG: I'm saved as TINDER GIRL!

W: Oh crap. Listen Ally, I can explain!

TG: IT'S ALI

W: My phone autocorrected!

TG: <Breaking Bad "It's over!" screencap>

(message) M: I take it back. I look great in this tux

(Video ends, cuts to the Phony Texts outro) /End ID]

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

[martyryo]

his biggest sin was having blue hair and pronouns.

[whaliiwatching]

pink kinda day

[thestraypunk]

THE STRAY PUNK

issue 1

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[marcmorrigan]

@fenglianweek day 6: memories/growing up

the best thing thats ever been mine

[seventh-district]

“Why’s he call you Darlin’?”

on my knees begging my brain to stop trying to associate this song with Sam

[ferlost]

this episode brought to you by my 61 day streak on duolingo.

[good-beansdraws]

Mutual left this tag on one of my Fuuta analyses and yeah...

Part two of "Fuuta’s central theme is invasion of privacy and he has extreme anxiety over being watched, so it's interesting that we get to pick him apart and see all his worst, most private thoughts" :(

[kindaasrikal]

Love deeply platonic relationships where two individuals are practically platonic soulmates who care for each other deeply and have changed each other’s life significantly.

Hate it when the fandom sees is as romantic tho.

[cobra-creampuff]

so anyway. headcanon that richie doesn't believe he deserves to be happy, but he makes a concerted effort to live a happy and fulfilling life post derry 2.0 anyway because the kid he used to be still deserves it, and also because all the kids and adults who don't know if it's possible for them or if they deserve it either need to see they can still have it too.

[animnightmare]

Throwback to the time I made House and Wilson into ponies.

[rebouks]

Almost..

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Melatonin

A FluffyNight drabble to celebrate reaching 50 followers on this account. It's pretty short & not beta read, but I think it's alright for being written in one sitting. Happy reading!

Beep! Beep! Beep! The sound of Ccino's alarm forced him awake, pulling him out of the pleasant dreams he had been having. Even now, Ccino could feel them slipping from his skull, leaving him wondering what exactly he had been dreaming about.

The continued beeping of his alarm pulled him from his thoughts & Ccino groaned, pushing his face into his pillow. Blindly reaching for it, Ccino attempted to turn it off without looking, knocking his hand against the other things on the nightstand before finally managing to push the button to silence it.

Blissful quiet filled the room as Ccino felt Nightmare shift next to him. Arms wrapped around him & pulled him close, holding Ccino close to Nightmare. Ccino smiled sleepily, turning on his side so he faced towards the other. He hummed quietly as he observed Nightmare looking back at him with a lidded socket, an annoyed expression on his face.

"Sorry, did I wake you?" Whispering so as to not ruin the atmosphere, Ccino questioned worriedly. Nightmare shook his head & moved slowly, readjusting them both until they were situated comfortably against each other.

Ccino smiled wider & closed his sockets, holding the other in his arms. Together in each other's arms, they both quietly drifted back to sleep.

Bonus scene!

A shrill beeping jolted them both back awake, causing Ccino to jump in Nightmare's arms. Grumbling to himself, he slowly sat up & reached over to the alarm, shutting it off.

Sitting up properly, Ccino stretched his arms above his head & groaned as he heard his joints pop, rubbing the bottom of his sockets with one hand. Picking up his phone & turning it on, his sockets widened in shock as he let out a loud, "Shoot!"

Scrambling & throwing the blanket off of himself, Ccino barely noticed as Nightmare sat up in alarm. "Is everything alright?" Ccino stammered out a reply, mild panic in his voice as he began changing out of his pajamas.

"Everything's fine! We just overslept a bit!" Relaxing slightly, Nightmare observed as Ccino got ready for the day, rushing around quickly so he wouldn't be later than he already was. If he concentrated, he could swear that he heard the meows of hungry cats impatiently calling for their breakfast.

Hastily walking over to Nightmare, having gotten dressed quickly, Ccino leaned over & placed a chaste kiss against his lovers cheek, smiling. "Love you, see you later!" With that he exited the room, leaving Nightmare sitting alone on the bed with only a warm imprint of where Ccino laid as company.

[jazzzzzzhands]

oh... its officially october i really hadnt noticed... but i have an announcement that ive been dreading to make I say this with a heavy heart... But i wont be doing Inktober this year

I've been doing Inktober for 8 years now And everyyear i pour my heart and soul into doing Inks that seemingly seem to happen by magic and i usually feel such a big inspiration to do my Best Works! and i will admit that i usually prepare for it too But something happened this year and well I havent really been myself this year Art has been hard, doing anything has been hard i am trying! I'm happy to have the asks that i have to inspire me But everytime i've gone to Ink, the drive has.. just not been there i did manage! to do about 4 of them I will post them a bit spaced out through this week But after that.. I think what i will do is that i will reblog my favorite inktobers throughout the year that i have done in honor Another thing im doing is im trying to rekindle my love in different fandoms, because it sort of feels like i've already drawn for everything! i'm watching a lot of shows.. playing games it feels like fandoms are at a standstill right now I'm just waiting for the next big excitement to hit! It definitely feels like a grand Pause Where im revisiting a lot of old shows while im waiting I know not a lot of people will be bothered, Im not a very well known artist. But for anyone who knew me for my inks I do apologize to you and to myself It honestly breaks my own heart that im just... not doing it this year ive always looked so forward to it... But also ive always just tried to do the extraordinary, always one-upping myself! going the distance! Inktober always has been magical for me... I'm not sure if i will be "fixed" by next year or if it will feel ok to return after missing a year but i just dont have it this year the drive, the motivation, the energy, the magic... i have to look inside and find it again

[thegreenhordes]

Field Guide to encounters with The Glow, Part One: Type 1 infected, AKA Growlers.

Growlers are intensely aggressive, so much so that they are just as violent towards other infected as anything else that moves. While blind, the Growlers are equipped with keen hearing and smell, and can locate a potential meal from far distances. Constantly on the hunt, these unfortunate beasts' diet of choice ultimately leaves them unsatisfied and starving. Stage 3 Type 1 infected usually die within weeks, but some have survived up to two months.

To Distract a Growler: Find some way to create noise in the opposite direction that you are located. Make sure it is loud, and lasts long enough for you to run. Flying is a viable method of escape if you possess wings, as stage 2 and 3 Growlers are incapable of flight. Stage 2 due to the weakening of their flight muscles- and stage 3 due to the loss of feathers.

How to avoid detection: Mask your scent. Try to remain as neutral-smelling as possible. This can be hard to do, but do your best and you will avoid being sniffed out by a late stage Growler. Avoiding detection by a stage 2 is simply a matter of staying out of sight and keeping noise to a whisper. Additionally, avoid making noise when near a stage 3 Growler. If you cannot be detected through smell, your best bet with a stage 3 is to hold completely still, breath slowly (quietly), and wait for them to leave line of sight- then you can make a run for it. Stage 3 Growlers are strong but slow-moving. Outrunning them in a large enough space is possible.

Special Notes: Growlers at stage 3 cannot be reasoned with and have the minds of starving, cornered predators. However, due to stage 2 Growlers being still rather cognizant, you can communicate with them- it is recommended to do so with some form of barrier however, due to their overwhelming instinct to bite and infect everything they see. When things were still relatively stable and infected were being appropriately contained, Princess Twilight Sparkle had frequent verbal contact with multiple stage 2 Growlers in her care. They were reluctantly polite, expressing a clear desire to attack the princess, but understood their situation well enough to be compliant at the time. All these stage 2s eventually progressed into stage 3, and were either put down, escaped, or kept for further study.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I may only have 1,000 followers but they’re the most dedicated folks I’ve ever seen