#(well one)

[desire-mona]

helloo dps tumblr i bring you more niche dylan content (now featuring ethan hawke!!)

dylan and ethan were in a short film together in 1990 called lion's den which u can watch here:

https://archive.org/details/lions-den_202402

special shoutout to dylan's nightmarish energy in this, he seems to really be in a space of. peskiness

i am very much feeling like im about to be asked a question on the street with a $10 amazon microphone and a camera in my face

[trolliogolli]

No rizz, only the ability to speak with, at times, a robotic sort of whimsy as if I might be on my way to teatime or an oil change.

[kisulandia]

say hi to Redwood!

[ponylandarmoire]

Decided to publish some of my current collection as of now. All reissued for now!

My personal favorites are Bowtie and Posey and Cherries. I'm expecting a Heart Throb and Fizzy from Amazon.Uk!

I would have had a Reissued Twilight by now but I got scammed more or less, winch is making me sour🙃

[blvckentropy]

[sunnymainecoon]

Was thinking about my many variants of half-cat Killer and suddenly remembered the Killer from Spook's AU was half-cat...

[bitchapalooza]

My boots continue to fall apart the more I walk in them so I think this is the best excuse ever to buy some slutty knee highs

[black-rose-writings]

I don’t understand why people talk about doing weird shit after having your wisdom teeth removed.

Do Americans like get some super powerful painkillers or something?

Cause here, I got told to pop so over-the-counter stuff, put an ice pack on my cheek and eat ice cream.

Like, it’s not fun, but honestly, it’s more annyoing than anything at this point (about 12 hours after the extraction itself).

Combination of the panic attack meds (I had a panic attack during teh procedure last time, so I got some preventative pills from my psychiatrist) and pain killers has made me more sleepy than anything. Perfectly clear-headed, just tired AF.

So, again, do people elsewhere just get some super potent prescription painkillers that fuck with your brain? Cause that sounds like something yall should adress.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[sarahmackattack]

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.