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“How could Ferrari continue to justify it? By this point, the Vatican viewed auto racing as downright immoral. The Holy See's own daily news-paper, the Osservatore Romano, compared Enzo to a Roman god with a taste for flesh. "An industrial Saturn," it called him, "who continues to devour his own sons."”
need u to know that this is an actual quote talking about how ferraris f1 team kept killing their drivers in the early stages of f1
This message I sent to my friend at 2am seems relevant
#wolfy tedtalks#also thats an insane quote#something my brother loves to remind me is that “no one has died in 9 years” which i think is a Very low bar to cross LOL
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here are all of my new bfdi gjinkas, fully done! well, not "fully" fully. these are just colored sketches... i just wanted to get my ideas down, so you folks can see them, and so i can use them in later art! yay!
also, yeah, the proportions are inconsistent, and i pretty quickly forgot to put the squiggle under the team name. but whatever! hope you like them anyway :)
#dandy's doodles#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfdi humie#bfdi gjinka#bfdi human#bfdi humanized#tpot#the power of two#bfb#i really like how these turned out!!!! they're infinitely better than the old ones (though the bar is incredibly low...)#some of my favorite new designs are taggy... cake... bracelety... foldy... stapy... black hole... saw...#though i love them all very much <3
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nothing makes you love your old bad dog like a younger, worse dog
#melis <3#luna wasnt very bad so the bar was low#melis isnt that bad either#shes just#a tiny shrew-faced spitz whose feelings are still too big for her body
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drought
#rain world drought#rain world wanderer#rain world#played 2.0! it's good. dialogue is leagues better than the original. though that's a low bar lmao#and the new secrets are very neat
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i really hope we get to see vanessa in different clothes on the second movie because the amount of times i've drawn her in that yellowish sweater is criminal
#i'm a simple girl#only expectation: for vanessa to wear a different color#the bar is very low#that and i'll be happy#fnaf movie#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#vanessa fnaf movie#elizabeth lail#fnaf
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I FKN LOVE LAUGHING STOCK‼️ THEY MAKE ME GENUINELY HAPPY AND READING THE TAGS MAKES ME A GIGGLY BITCH CUZ THESE IDIOTS ARE SO FLUFFY AND KINGS OF THE MEGA GAY LORDS 😭
YAYAYAYAYAYAY YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! FLUFFY MEGA GAY KINGS!!! have a warm-up scribble of them co-selling beans <3
#theyre so. THEYRE SO. *rips them apart like chew toys*#for a Moment i forgot which tags you were talking about!!!#this ask was sent several days ago! oopsie!#i say that like i dont have asks from several weeks ago#i will Get There#i like adding scribbles to asks - even low quality ones like this one - but i draw Very Slowly#so it takes me a minute to get around to em#SPEAKING! OF!#this ask originally had a different scribble but i put a liiiiitle too much effort into it#so you'll get it as its own thing tomorrow. i will reference this ask in the caption#anon you and i will nod in understanding across the bar when i post it#scribble salad#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#idk what it is about this pairing that is just So Good and Delight-Inducing#theyre just so silly!!! silly goofy guys!#they must be insufferable to be around!!!#literally ill just be sitting here minding my own business and then i Remember Them#and suddenly im going Hee Hee Hoo Hee and spinning in my chair bc AAAHHHHH THEYRE THE MOST!!!!!!#period lapses of insanity over the goofiest guys in town being in Love
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Biggest takeaway from the EPIC “Wisdom” and “Vengeance” Sagas: Poseidon is a much better dad than Zeus. Poseidon will kill anyone who hurt his kids, Zeus hurts his kids with lightning bolts as punishment.
#Don’t think any Greek gods are winning “’Parent of the Year#Zeus just sets a very low bar for parenting#tw child abuse#epic the wisdom saga#epic the vengeance saga#Zeus#Poseidon#Greek mythology#classical mythology#the odyssey#fanart#tw abuse
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I was thinking about what kind of music frost might enjoy. And the part of me that thinks im funny strongly believes its those "alpha beta waves frequencies to study and focus to" where the thumbnail looks like this
Also in my head gideon would enjoy a genre of music id describe as truck rock.
#once upon a witchlight#idk man the thought made me giggle#also yes this is abt frost but i cant not mention kremy#i know he likes jazz but because hes my best friend i think he wouldnt mind david bowie#assigning him the albums young americans and low#i think gricko would enjoy diamond dogs and obvs ziggy stardust#frost would like brian eno maybe?#like all the ambient albums#i think he would most enjoy music without words#abt gideon#i just think he would like music like#sweet child o mine#the vision of him hearing it at a bar and going FUCK YEAAAAA is very funny to me#but i want to hear everyones opinion#obvs i also discussed gricko would be a blur enjoyer#kremy nation#ouaw
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Saw somebody praising Andor for handling fictional torture well, and I’m sorry but no. No the fuck it didn’t!!!!!!!!
And this is not me dragging the show. I really like the show. Sadly, I even agree that it handles this subject better than most. Which in many ways actually makes me MORE disappointed and depressed, about the fact that 40-odd years ago the OT (which I also like, but lbr the political commentary is not much deeper than a puddle) gave us Leia lying through her teeth with her planet on the line and Han sweating and stumbling and saying “they didn’t even ask me any questions,” and yet today - on a show that is unapologetically on the side of a kid throwing a pipe bomb at the colonial cops - it’s too radical apparently to suggest that torture is really incredibly shit at eliciting useful intelligence, and people on the internet will give you a gold star for doing the bare fucking minimum because sadly it’s still better than what 99% of other narratives manage
#they did do very well up to a point! and then they were like oh this works btw#it’s not just that the isb is high on its own supply (of ideology) and thinks that it works. it actually does work.#M O T H E R F U C K E R#congrats on limping over the low low bar of ‘torture is a display of power and also extremely evil’ i guess#sorry this is a. pet peeve isn’t really a strong enough term#cw torture#andor#my posts
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dead strawhat! booo dead strawhat!! 😂
he is so damn MEAN. she already wasnt hiding that she cares about luffy A LOT you didnt have to test her 😭😭
#video#luhan#went to find it again for personal use cuz hes funny....#what an asshole...shes a stressed out woman in love#zero sympathy only ego#its a good scene cuz it does answer the question why wouldnt they just be like thanks for first aid now fuck off#idk how people feel about hancock you can stay dumb and be a hater but writing is good actuallyyyyy#better than current even tho thats a low ass bar lol#one piece#i was rereading my fav 👒🐍 doujin and i forgot that law shows up to be like i heard you fucking he is bleeding everywhere right#hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaariiiioooouuuusss#i love law scoring 2 for one with hancock#yes please i would very much like for another person with huge influence to be indebted to me yoink#good job strawhat you get respect points for fucking the empress of all people#well done gj
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[rant bc I read a really bad kuzu/peko fic, it’s an old fic so don’t fucking witch-hunt for it]
Can we stop writing Peko being unremorseful over killing Mahiru? Why did I have to read THREE SEPARATE FICS where Peko didn’t feel the need to reconcile with Mahiru WHEN SHE LITERALLY APOLOGIZE AT THE END OF THE SECOND TRIAL?
Why is the only fic where Peko felt remorse over killing Mahiru was in a Peko x Sonia fic?
I say this as a Mahiru hater, there is no fucking universe where Peko wouldn’t feel the need to reconcile with Mahiru. That is literally against her whole character and what she stands for.
The closest thing I could see would be:
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Peko: I’m sorry for what I’ve done in the Neo World Program. You are a dear friend to me, so I truly wish it didn’t have to come to that.
Mahiru: … if you knew what you knew now, would you still have done it? I want a honest answer.
Peko: if the situation was still the same… then (looks away in shame) I would.
Mahiru: so you’re saying… there’s not a universe where you would’ve picked me over fuyuhiko
Peko: Mahiru-
Mahiru: I’m sorry, I can’t accept your apology. If I knew what Sato was going to do to Natsumi, I would’ve stopped it. But if you would’ve killed me no matter what, that that’s not a mistake. That’s a choice.
Peko: I don’t expect you to accept it, but I want to assure you that I will make it up to you.
Mahiru: You can try. Well, let’s go get dinner.
Peko: Y-you’re still willing to talk to me?
Mahiru: (sighs) I don’t forgive you, I might never. But if we’re gonna be stuck on the same island we can still be pleasant to each other.
#I’ll tag post#where I say I hate mahiru with#mahiru angst#it’ll be easier that way#danganronpa#sdr2#Peko pekoyama#mahiru koizumi#also#I ranted this on Twitter#can I read a fucking fic#where ppl don’t beat#the shit out of#child Peko#my fucking god#there is no canon proof#they would lock her up#for expression an emotion#I have a very low bar#of what I want in a fic#that no one is#fucking meeting
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Love how whenever I find a post talking in defence of Ares, it makes the point that he's one of the few God's not to rape. Which is nearly always followed by a footnote or something in brackets along the lines of: "I know, I know, the bar is in the Underworld here but just bare with me".
#Greek Mythology#Ares#Ares God Of War#Greek Gods#Ares Greek God#Ares Greek Mythology#I've seen:#The bar is on the floor#The bar is in tartarus#the bar is in the underworld#the bar is in the earth's core#and just in general a lot of very creative variations#of just how low the bar is.
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Host really has that duality where most of the time I think of them as a simpering, pathetic mess and then an ask will come up and remind me they're also sharply suited, classically romantic and fluent in French who I'd fall so hard for.
They're the evil city boyfriend from a Hallmark movie, both in the "perfect" fiancé opening and at the ending after some smalltown hick has pushed them into a tarpit and then falling into a bucket of feathers.
hallmark spouse material if you ignore the fact that they're Absolutely Fucking Deranged
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the fact that dungeon meshi got so popular on here all of a sudden is so funny to me because emily recommended it to me like a year and a half ago, but emily reads some bizarre shit that nobody else on the planet has ever heard of, even the artist who presumably drew it has not heard of it. but now every post on my dashboard is either about those vampires divorcing each other or it's the fuckin. great dungeon crawl baking show.
#i am definitely exaggerating the nicheness of my best friend's manga reading habits for comedic effect#the important thing is that *i* have never heard of anything emily recommends me#but that's a very low bar to clear because i've read one and a half manga series in my entire life#some day i hope to make that two and a half!#but unfortunately now it's popular i will have to wait 5 years before i get around to reading it 😔 sorry i'm like this
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i think the problem with a lot of tumblr-favorite media that i watch, enjoy, and then have absolutely zero interest in ever thinking about or watching again is that a lot of it just doesn't really have many relevant women in it.
#preemptively saying i know they have lesbians in gomens s2. i am still not going to watch it#if there's less compelling female characters in your show than there are in jjba or red vs blue#then you are careening underneath a VERY low bar my friends#remember that ofmd post that went around with like 'female character appreciation!!' and one was the fucking. seagull.
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Finally watching 03 again after so long and I think I’d…forgotten? What it’s like? Watching a cartoon where the characters actually register information??
The scene plays out and I notice something that will cause things to go wrong and it’s like ah okay so the turtles won’t notice this. They won’t put the dots together. They won’t even know the dots are there. But then they do and I’m left flabbergasted at the basic deductive reasoning that’s just been portrayed to me, I’m left stunned from it.
This
This is because I have been watching exclusively 87 recently.
#my sweet sweet stupid boys you’ve made me forget turtles can display competence…#87 turtles have never registered their surroundings a day in their life#I adore them for it but it’s set the bar very low for the 03 turtles to amaze me
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