#(someone get me off this plane)
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eyefocusing · 18 days ago
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optimus trying to hug his stressed out sonboy who is way taller than him is one of those things that keeps bouncing around in my head. i dont think either of them would be quite sure what to do
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tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang · 1 year ago
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I still can't believe that the whole story of Tokyo Revengers started because of a toy airplane. ^^"
Don't forget that one cat, behold the two things that started the story of tr off!
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scarletfasinera · 10 days ago
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I need to take a break from Vigilante for the night, because I am tired and it's bedtime, but also because Kupperberg's politics did make me upset.
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hballegro · 2 months ago
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[full of turkey and deviled eggs, half asleep] I don't think this story is sad enough actually I think I have to make it worse
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proserpine-in-phases · 4 months ago
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Have you ever gotten so furiously spitting mad in a dream it wakes you up?
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marshmellowtea · 5 months ago
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there's a thin line for me where a fictional pairing crosses from toxic in a fun/funny/entertaining way to toxic in an annoying or actively distressing way and my god do the canon total drama pairings love to flip flop across that line like it's a goddamn olympic sport
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terpia · 7 months ago
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Apologies for the bummer, too personal post, but just because I need to vent (if that's even the right word here) -
What is it about the death of immediate family members that feels so unreal? My stepfather died unexpectedly this weekend, and even though I have fully internalised that on an intellectual level, on an emotional level it hasn't hit me at all yet. Same happened when my grandma died, it felt like it took my heart months to actually catch up to what happened.
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dbphantom · 8 months ago
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maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...
#when i was in middle school i used to use red and black pens + spit for blending to make it look like the backs of my hands were torn open#i can't believe it's almost 4am. i just spent 5 hours typing up an essay about MM's erik that i just fuckin privated bc i was embarrassed#AND I STILL NEVER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAAA#i was right but im going to save all my points for the fanfic im currently planning out and promptly NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY WRITE#I say shoving my plans for my h2o s3 rewrite off the table#yes i skipped from s2 to s3 i had a BRILLIANT idea [season 3 h2o spoilers ahead be wary my mutuals who are still watching]#okay so you know how lewis goes to the american institute of marine bio in the middle of 3? since this is tied to my s2 rewrite fic i wante#to actually finally reasonably re-introduced dr denman to the story because i never liked that she just fucked off at the end of s1#despite WITNESSING the moon pool magic. so i made it so she runs into lewis while doing a presentation for the college and they have a chat#(because her JAW paper plays an important part in my s2 rewrite bc i imagine lewis is the kind of guy who SAYS he deleted every copy of#it... but ACTUALLY he secretly printed himself out a copy to study in private to compare to his own notes bc#[lewis voice] come *on* guys just THINK of the progress that he could make with this! [grabby hands in front of chest])#so yeah they have a chat and Linda kind of gives Lewis the opposite dilemma in s3 that Louise gives him in s1 about science and magic#since SHE knows about the moon pool and has been biding her time and she knows Lewis knows and Lewis is like ah... uh oh.#it will eventually tie into the idea it's not about forcing science and magic together or separating them#its abt respectfully and responsibly utilizing both to see their fullest potential. which lewis learned in s2 and Linda has... not.#BUT#later on she gets a call from 1 (one) ryan who is like 'hey so i heard u did environmental studies on mako for dr bennett a couple years ag#and i was wondering if you've seen anything weird there as im currently doing a-' and she's immediately like 'YOU SON OF A BITCH IM IN'#and he's like 'wha-' and she's like 'i have already booked my plane tickets we're going to have a great time we have lots to talk about :)'#and wheeee now they have someone who knows about mermaids on their team and it's the perfect way to bring lewis back to relevancy in s3 :D#it also gives me reason to have two bad bitches (linda and sophie) meet and get to know each other which is not a dynamic ive seen in#any of the H2O fics i've ever read so im very hyped to delve into how they'll play off each other#also charlotte is there so technically three bad bitches (only in my au Charlotte never lost her tail and is part of the gang she just move#because she felt like she needed to leave to really be able to find herself without being in her grandmother's shadow but she comes back bc#well... it's season 3 mako is sounding the fucking emergency alarms everyone is showing up sdkghkfjhg)#im also so so so hyped to show u guys who's coming back in the s2 rewrite because it ISNT denman and i think everyone thinks it will be :3c#(i said she when telling ppl to look forward to a familiar face... but can u blame me for getting hype she's one of my favorite characters!#i love u H2O#cruddy rambles
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lesbiansanemi · 10 months ago
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Fighting for my fucking life trying to figure out airport parking rn the website is so confusing about where I can park and what the rates are and whether I can reserve it/pay or not ahead of time
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timespenttogethercomic · 1 year ago
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who'd have thought!
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terryfuckingturniptruck · 1 year ago
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Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.
#like no stop this shit#i get mistaking people#i saw someone i thought was a dude but would make a hot butch at an airport#i actively did not pursue them or become interested bc i thought they were a man#but later they ended up sitting next to me on the plane and turns out they were butch!#then i was like oh fuck yes and my brain did some somersaults lol#but like if you find someone hot and it turns out they're a man like that's okay but like don't continue to pursue them?#the fact that you want to continue pursuing a man and still find them sexually attractive after that makes you bi/pan#like that's okay!!#i'm so tired of the word lesbian being watered down bc people who should not be identifying as lesbian find the label to be too rigid#like then maybe you are bi/pan and that would give you the freedom you're looking for#but everyone wants to be a lesbian soooo badly for some reason#you guys do know that the rest of the gbtq+/queer community is just as 'gay' right??#like i'm not seeing bi/pan men (trans or not) trying to force being a gay man#i'm not seeing droves of people wanting to id as bi or pan or any other label#what is it about lesbians that you all feel the need to insert yourselves into our community and make things more palatable??#fuck off and leave lesbians alone!!#like you guys writing all this crap about lesbians being attracted to twinks/gay men is making the whole 'bi lesbian' thing worse too!!#just stop it!! lesbians don't like men like that and you're just gonna have to deal with it and find a better label for yourself#if lesbian is too rigid and confining for you then you are not a lesbian#you are some other sexuality#why would you wanna be a lesbian if it's too rigid anyway?? just be the thing that fits you better? sapphic or bi or pan or whatev#t4t even if you're mostly into trans people and fuck the gender thing#see there's something for everyone so stop inserting yourselves into lesbianism if you're not a lesbian!#rant over#kfi txt#lesbian#butch#and before anyone has a meltdown i'm not a terf just a tired lesbian who loves being a lesbian (which includes trans women)
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devotioncrater · 2 years ago
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i’m an energy vampire. i’m unappreciative. i’m quick to blow up. i’m a roller coaster. i’m depressive. i’m going to lose my job. i’m overweight. i’m not accountable. i’m not forthcoming. i’m a liar. i’m a wilted flower. i’m in a rut. i’m unhappy. i don’t take care of my dog. i’ve got a distorted view on my childhood. i’m at fault for my estranged relationship with my mother. i’m mentally ill. i’m unstable. i’m hard to live with. i’m vulgar. i don’t take care of myself. i storm off. i’m too emotional. i’m an alcoholic. i’m deadweight. i went sideways in life. i was raised better than this. i had a good mom. i’m unfair. i’m only liked when on meds and in therapy. i’m worrying people. i haven’t been okay in a while. i’m self-sabotaging my life. i’m negative. i’m agitated. i’m wallowing in self-pity. i need to leave. i need to be told the truth. i’m an energy vampire
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inseparableduo · 1 year ago
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freepassbound · 2 years ago
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1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
9. What’s your darkest fantasy?
11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?
(Did you notice there were 2 number 2s in this list? 😄)
1: No, and no.
2: On a bus, probably? (It was a charter bus taking students back to campus, maybe a third to a quarter full; nine-hour drive, mostly at night)
9: I'd say a total loss of autonomy - the "actually being their toy"-type ones.
11: I'd go with sex on a beach; on the rocks, though (or rather a big rock) - no one wants sand in their junk! 😂
(No, I did not. 😂)
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loser-user-noaccuser · 2 years ago
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peaceful--panic · 4 days ago
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#personal#i tried to get a gender neutral haircut to start and feel more comfortable in my body#and she just didn't do the best job but its probably because its a small town and i was scared to tell my dads childhood friend any of THAT#so i had to play with words a lot to even get as close as i got and i look more like joan jett than what i wanted but im getting used to it#all it takes to get angrily (mis?)gendered in this town is have short hair and wear a ballcat and sweatpants#'go ahead little girl' okay first off you geriatric fuck keep slouching like a gremlin and ill be taller than you in six months 🖕#i seear ive never been called 'lady' or 'girl' or 'dear' as much as i am being now and i just hate this fuckin town#its never really bothered me to he considered a girl but dressed like that with my head down there no way you KNEW#towns starting to feel more and more unsafe and scary and just anxiety inducing and its just hard to be yoursef in a town like this#i havent heard of someone including myself whos had a pride flag in their yard more than six months before it gets stolen#or in my case they just destroy it and leave the scraps in my yard#all this happened 20 feet from my neighbor's trump 2020 flag thats been up for nine fucking years#i drive one block in this town and see easily a dozen trump flags stickers hats etc#someone two blocks from my dads has a trump flag BIGGER THAN HIS GARAGE DOOR its insane these people are insane#where do you even fucking get that like what#you seem like a totally put together person with your 15 signs and 10 flags to the point you cant use your own garage or windows or even MOW#yeah this town is scary can someone share some confidence please i could use some#or a one way plane ticket
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