#(someone get me off this plane)
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optimus trying to hug his stressed out sonboy who is way taller than him is one of those things that keeps bouncing around in my head. i dont think either of them would be quite sure what to do
#transformers#maccadam#optimus prime#silverbolt#robins doodles#realistically i think op would be more likely to do like. a Reassuring Shoulder Pat or smth. but the silly height difference got to me.#bolt looks up to op but doesnt want to look like hes trying to get any preferential treatment so he tries to keep things Professional#and op respects and cares and worries abt bolt as someone he helped to create but hes all in all pretty hands off w the aerialbots#i always think abt what it would be like to bring these planes to life and realise theyre those old brief friends that he thought had died#like they were there for such a pivotal point in his life u know? and then millenia later you see them and its like OH.#sorry. the war dawn causal loop got to me again. anyways.#he is confusion
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I still can't believe that the whole story of Tokyo Revengers started because of a toy airplane. ^^"
Don't forget that one cat, behold the two things that started the story of tr off!
#the plane started off the whole Shinichiro and Mikey thing but the cat started off the whole Kisaki thing#the difference here is we like the cat because it's a cat and wasn't its fault but the plane can go get lost#tokyo revengers spoilers#no but if someone showed me this post when i first got into the fandom I'd be so confused lmao
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I need to take a break from Vigilante for the night, because I am tired and it's bedtime, but also because Kupperberg's politics did make me upset.
#txt#like I truly cannot talk about this fictional plane hijacking without going off the rails and explaining exactly what was happening in the#world in 1985 & how it ties into the current political climate of the present day to explain why it made me so reactive#I know if I do I will just get stuck on it bc of who I am as a person as someone who fixates on history/politics so I have to just sleep#I did still like Chris & I did still find Dave's death very funny
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[full of turkey and deviled eggs, half asleep] I don't think this story is sad enough actually I think I have to make it worse
#my mom complained abt the ql ending again so i went off on a tangent on how good a reunion hug between al and sam would be#so now im “hm i touched on it a little in chapter 2 that his presence was comforting even if he couldnt touch but. make it Worse#just keep making these boys upset actually“#cause when ur brain is filled with mourning for someone you want to hug your bestie but. what if the one person you most want to hug#cant. they can be there#they can be there and talk to you and hold your gaze and tell you a joke but they cant touch you#not even long distance the normal way. long distance in a way that a plane ticket cant fix#of course there are the homosexual undertones yes yes but the core denial of closeness is what im getting at#imo from how we see boy interact#sam is a physical person. he likes just gently touching his friends#he may not be like a giant hugger specifically but in the gentle baps on the head to just shoulder brushes and close talking#hes a physical person so the denial of that with his closest bud must be agony over time#anyway yeah im gonna make it sadder!!! its my mental illness i get to pick the sadness!!! whos gonna stop me!!!#and i will be writing him happy at the 4077th. as recompense.#and writing big bj and hawk and trapper and co holiday family happy time. it is good.#.yappin
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Have you ever gotten so furiously spitting mad in a dream it wakes you up?
#apparently i will be extremely pissed off if someone interrupts a play based on my favorite book and tries to coopt it into nazi shit#which idk why they would even try to do that with catch 22 but let me tell you i was extremely pffended on joseph hellers behalf#my opening line was did you chucklefucks even read the book?#i mean the first line is the first time yossarian saw the cjaplan he fell deeply in love with him#anyway i woke up just incredibly pissed lol#the book is about the futility of war and how the glorification of it just leads to young men spilling their guts in the back of the plane#ughhhh anyway i dont even know where my brain could have dredged that whole situation up from#if dreams are supposed to be a way to help you process the events of the day#i fuckin worked 12 hours and nothing eventful happened except for making jokes about the guy who calls in every weekend calling in again#and how to get holiday pay je would have had to work today and he knew it so why does he keep calling in#i mean granted the weather was so good this weekend it was a shame we had to work but like. bitches need money#anyway#idk i dont have nightmares that often#but apparently i also have. idk what even to call this. ragemare?#fuck
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there's a thin line for me where a fictional pairing crosses from toxic in a fun/funny/entertaining way to toxic in an annoying or actively distressing way and my god do the canon total drama pairings love to flip flop across that line like it's a goddamn olympic sport
#total drama#marshy speaks#duncney in particular goes from 'bad for each other in a fun way' to 'oh my god get these two away from each other ffs' constantly for me#i was relieved when both of them got booted off that plane lmao#and sierra's gone from fucked up in way i enjoy watching to oh my god will someone intervene PLEASE gjkldsjf#it makes sense for the tone of a reality tv pastiche but that doesn't make it any less painful to watch lmao
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Apologies for the bummer, too personal post, but just because I need to vent (if that's even the right word here) -
What is it about the death of immediate family members that feels so unreal? My stepfather died unexpectedly this weekend, and even though I have fully internalised that on an intellectual level, on an emotional level it hasn't hit me at all yet. Same happened when my grandma died, it felt like it took my heart months to actually catch up to what happened.
#admittedly i was very close to my grandma for most of my life#while my feelings towards my stepfather have been quite negative ever since I entered my teens#so i'm not even sure if there will ever be that sense of feelings catching up in this case#but there's still something unreal/unbalancing about someone who has been a presence in your life for most of it just not existing anymore#the only thing that does feel real is the effect his death has had on my sister and especially my mum#who now has to deal with the horrible yet banal bureaucratic practicalities that come with sorting out someone's death#since i live in a different country than my family the only horrible practicality that hit me so far is the unexpected cost of#buying plane tickets in the middle of summer#which is such a trivial unimportant thing in the grand scale of things but also not something that i can just not worry about at all#thankfully it's just a matter of me being a bit more mindful of my spending over the next month or so#and not a full-on 'i'll need to skip meals' type of situation#thank god for small mercies#personal#death#sorry for the ramble#just needed to get this off my chest#also apologies in advance if you'll see even more vampire posting/reblogging from me over the next few days#i wasn't kidding when i said iwtv is helping to keep me sane
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maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...
#when i was in middle school i used to use red and black pens + spit for blending to make it look like the backs of my hands were torn open#i can't believe it's almost 4am. i just spent 5 hours typing up an essay about MM's erik that i just fuckin privated bc i was embarrassed#AND I STILL NEVER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAAA#i was right but im going to save all my points for the fanfic im currently planning out and promptly NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY WRITE#I say shoving my plans for my h2o s3 rewrite off the table#yes i skipped from s2 to s3 i had a BRILLIANT idea [season 3 h2o spoilers ahead be wary my mutuals who are still watching]#okay so you know how lewis goes to the american institute of marine bio in the middle of 3? since this is tied to my s2 rewrite fic i wante#to actually finally reasonably re-introduced dr denman to the story because i never liked that she just fucked off at the end of s1#despite WITNESSING the moon pool magic. so i made it so she runs into lewis while doing a presentation for the college and they have a chat#(because her JAW paper plays an important part in my s2 rewrite bc i imagine lewis is the kind of guy who SAYS he deleted every copy of#it... but ACTUALLY he secretly printed himself out a copy to study in private to compare to his own notes bc#[lewis voice] come *on* guys just THINK of the progress that he could make with this! [grabby hands in front of chest])#so yeah they have a chat and Linda kind of gives Lewis the opposite dilemma in s3 that Louise gives him in s1 about science and magic#since SHE knows about the moon pool and has been biding her time and she knows Lewis knows and Lewis is like ah... uh oh.#it will eventually tie into the idea it's not about forcing science and magic together or separating them#its abt respectfully and responsibly utilizing both to see their fullest potential. which lewis learned in s2 and Linda has... not.#BUT#later on she gets a call from 1 (one) ryan who is like 'hey so i heard u did environmental studies on mako for dr bennett a couple years ag#and i was wondering if you've seen anything weird there as im currently doing a-' and she's immediately like 'YOU SON OF A BITCH IM IN'#and he's like 'wha-' and she's like 'i have already booked my plane tickets we're going to have a great time we have lots to talk about :)'#and wheeee now they have someone who knows about mermaids on their team and it's the perfect way to bring lewis back to relevancy in s3 :D#it also gives me reason to have two bad bitches (linda and sophie) meet and get to know each other which is not a dynamic ive seen in#any of the H2O fics i've ever read so im very hyped to delve into how they'll play off each other#also charlotte is there so technically three bad bitches (only in my au Charlotte never lost her tail and is part of the gang she just move#because she felt like she needed to leave to really be able to find herself without being in her grandmother's shadow but she comes back bc#well... it's season 3 mako is sounding the fucking emergency alarms everyone is showing up sdkghkfjhg)#im also so so so hyped to show u guys who's coming back in the s2 rewrite because it ISNT denman and i think everyone thinks it will be :3c#(i said she when telling ppl to look forward to a familiar face... but can u blame me for getting hype she's one of my favorite characters!#i love u H2O#cruddy rambles
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Fighting for my fucking life trying to figure out airport parking rn the website is so confusing about where I can park and what the rates are and whether I can reserve it/pay or not ahead of time
#I’m so so so so so excited for my trip and seeing my gf#however the stress is officially setting in#I would like it to be 1:30 tomorrow and I am peacefully sitting at my gate a half hour early#and I had no issues with parking checking my bag airport security etc#I have done everything I possibly can online though so I’m hoping that will? help?#idk this is far from my first time flying#it’s not even my first time navigating an airport on my own#BUT it’s the first time I’ve figured out tickets/parking/bag check on my own#cuz my dad always insists on buying my plane tickets for me when I visit him#and I’ve always just had someone drop me off/pick me up from the airport before#but no one was available to do that and tbf it’s a two hour drive to the airport so��#but anyways I’m getting jittery and I would really like to just fast forward the next like. 17 hours#kaz rambles
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who'd have thought!
#original comic#the first row of this page was an 2020 original but i didn't like the ending so this is a rewritten version#i'm still not sure what i think of this page. but it's good to have a bit of pay off on jack's family situation#as for josh: what if someone is extremely clearly lying to you but you want what they're saying to be true really really bad. what then#'ummi' means 'my mother' in standard arabic so it doesn't make sense to call someone else's mom that#also i am aware people don't really say ummi out loud in casual situations but the bennanis are quirky and fun#and on a different. equally real. level: standard arabic is the language i know words in and i'm not very good at the dialects#next time i try setting a shelf of groceries as my background please get on a plane and come kill me
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Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.
#like no stop this shit#i get mistaking people#i saw someone i thought was a dude but would make a hot butch at an airport#i actively did not pursue them or become interested bc i thought they were a man#but later they ended up sitting next to me on the plane and turns out they were butch!#then i was like oh fuck yes and my brain did some somersaults lol#but like if you find someone hot and it turns out they're a man like that's okay but like don't continue to pursue them?#the fact that you want to continue pursuing a man and still find them sexually attractive after that makes you bi/pan#like that's okay!!#i'm so tired of the word lesbian being watered down bc people who should not be identifying as lesbian find the label to be too rigid#like then maybe you are bi/pan and that would give you the freedom you're looking for#but everyone wants to be a lesbian soooo badly for some reason#you guys do know that the rest of the gbtq+/queer community is just as 'gay' right??#like i'm not seeing bi/pan men (trans or not) trying to force being a gay man#i'm not seeing droves of people wanting to id as bi or pan or any other label#what is it about lesbians that you all feel the need to insert yourselves into our community and make things more palatable??#fuck off and leave lesbians alone!!#like you guys writing all this crap about lesbians being attracted to twinks/gay men is making the whole 'bi lesbian' thing worse too!!#just stop it!! lesbians don't like men like that and you're just gonna have to deal with it and find a better label for yourself#if lesbian is too rigid and confining for you then you are not a lesbian#you are some other sexuality#why would you wanna be a lesbian if it's too rigid anyway?? just be the thing that fits you better? sapphic or bi or pan or whatev#t4t even if you're mostly into trans people and fuck the gender thing#see there's something for everyone so stop inserting yourselves into lesbianism if you're not a lesbian!#rant over#kfi txt#lesbian#butch#and before anyone has a meltdown i'm not a terf just a tired lesbian who loves being a lesbian (which includes trans women)
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i’m an energy vampire. i’m unappreciative. i’m quick to blow up. i’m a roller coaster. i’m depressive. i’m going to lose my job. i’m overweight. i’m not accountable. i’m not forthcoming. i’m a liar. i’m a wilted flower. i’m in a rut. i’m unhappy. i don’t take care of my dog. i’ve got a distorted view on my childhood. i’m at fault for my estranged relationship with my mother. i’m mentally ill. i’m unstable. i’m hard to live with. i’m vulgar. i don’t take care of myself. i storm off. i’m too emotional. i’m an alcoholic. i’m deadweight. i went sideways in life. i was raised better than this. i had a good mom. i’m unfair. i’m only liked when on meds and in therapy. i’m worrying people. i haven’t been okay in a while. i’m self-sabotaging my life. i’m negative. i’m agitated. i’m wallowing in self-pity. i need to leave. i need to be told the truth. i’m an energy vampire
#all things my mother said to me rn and. yeah. Yeah....#....the urge to just. pack anything that'd fit into a suitcase and backpack#foster out my dog to someone who cares#book a random plane ticket to an EU country and then quit my job the day before flying#just up and go#just leave. get out of here. start a new life#if that means homelessness then fine. whatever.#i don't care. i'm off grid#the urge to do this is. very fucking strong#i have citizenship. i could do this#i think i will
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#wow brain go brrr tonight#but if I am too annoying rn unfollow me tbh#anyway#kinda wanna write more abt Amy#as she is a normal human who respects twins so much#she damn near idolizes then tbh#when her family had treated her like shit her whole life and had planed to sell her off#into potential sex slavery at 14 it was twins who saved her#who told her what was going on and gave her the choice to get revenge#she did. she doesn’t regret it and is glad she had the chance#what’s more she was given that choice and twins have never judged her#never pushed her to open up or join their gang#she decided on her own to do that because she was so grateful and happy someone 2 people even#we’re respecting her. giving her freedom and choices#showed her how to be strong#mentored her protected her shelter her#all at their own expense she knows they were punished for never collecting a debt from her family#she was never pushed to pay off that debt but hopes following them could#but that’s also an excuse because she loves them and doesn’t want to not help them#because of twins she got a found family and can protect others#but little did she know it’s because of her they decided to try harder and save others#;dl
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1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
9. What’s your darkest fantasy?
11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?
(Did you notice there were 2 number 2s in this list? 😄)
1: No, and no.
2: On a bus, probably? (It was a charter bus taking students back to campus, maybe a third to a quarter full; nine-hour drive, mostly at night)
9: I'd say a total loss of autonomy - the "actually being their toy"-type ones.
11: I'd go with sex on a beach; on the rocks, though (or rather a big rock) - no one wants sand in their junk! 😂
(No, I did not. 😂)
#I didn't read the list that closely 😅#sex on a plane might be more appealing in first-class?#(or whatever's higher than first class)#I've never had the privilege#I was going to say I don't know if I'm enough of a risk-taker to have sex in a bathroom#but then again I'm certainly thinking about it on a plane 😂#and I did get myself off on a bus 😅#and fingered someone in a movie theater#so maybe I am? 🤔#might never know 🤷♂️#certainly don't have anyone to have sex anywhere with so...#I don't usually do dark#happens only when I'm in bad places mentally#and just want to... give up all control to someone#have them turn me into their little doll#so I don't have to worry about anything anymore#but that's pretty infrequent#and even then I overthink about having those fantasies#usually I'm very concerned about my giving consent#but sometimes...#getting off on the bus was pretty stupid honestly#(even if it was mostly empty)#(and dark)#I had just started jacking off that year#and was... uh... a little too into it 😬😅#I don't really know if the people I'm thinking of fit the description 'closest friends' 🤷♂️#but they're who I thought of#and yeah - nope#thank you for the questions! 😊#asks
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#as someone who has a service dog seeing sam use rose for what looks to be non service dog things#irks me so fucking much like I already have lots of issues with that man and his quirks#but seeing rose on a plane without a service dog vest irks me so freaking much#i want to slap sam so hard to get some sense into him#although idk maybe in the states you can take animals on planes anyway#but this whole thing about rosie being a service dog and the evidence that disproves it#pisses me right tf off
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#personal#i tried to get a gender neutral haircut to start and feel more comfortable in my body#and she just didn't do the best job but its probably because its a small town and i was scared to tell my dads childhood friend any of THAT#so i had to play with words a lot to even get as close as i got and i look more like joan jett than what i wanted but im getting used to it#all it takes to get angrily (mis?)gendered in this town is have short hair and wear a ballcat and sweatpants#'go ahead little girl' okay first off you geriatric fuck keep slouching like a gremlin and ill be taller than you in six months 🖕#i seear ive never been called 'lady' or 'girl' or 'dear' as much as i am being now and i just hate this fuckin town#its never really bothered me to he considered a girl but dressed like that with my head down there no way you KNEW#towns starting to feel more and more unsafe and scary and just anxiety inducing and its just hard to be yoursef in a town like this#i havent heard of someone including myself whos had a pride flag in their yard more than six months before it gets stolen#or in my case they just destroy it and leave the scraps in my yard#all this happened 20 feet from my neighbor's trump 2020 flag thats been up for nine fucking years#i drive one block in this town and see easily a dozen trump flags stickers hats etc#someone two blocks from my dads has a trump flag BIGGER THAN HIS GARAGE DOOR its insane these people are insane#where do you even fucking get that like what#you seem like a totally put together person with your 15 signs and 10 flags to the point you cant use your own garage or windows or even MOW#yeah this town is scary can someone share some confidence please i could use some#or a one way plane ticket
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