#and was... uh... a little too into it 😬😅

[larcenywrites]

Now… how do you think Sabretooth will be as an S/O?

I worry about writing for him bc idk if I can capture him properly… but! We can try to dabble around with a few ideas!

Sabretooth x Reader

Warnings: some pretty mild NSFW | no pronouns given to reader | there might be some typos pls let me know if so!

🐈 Honestly who knows exactly how you even managed to become his plaything s/o in the first place….

🐈 Perhaps he even, uh, acquired you!

🐈 Even so, I think Victor will surprise you! Despite the claws and fangs and being muscularly massive, he can be pretty gentle 💛

🐈 Loving? in his own way, sure! But traditionally? Not really 😅

🐈 He probably doesn’t smile much, he probably doesn’t say very much half the time…

🐈 But hopefully you can do all of that for him instead 😉

🐈 Okay, he does smile, but it’s probably more soft and neutral 😇

🐈 And even when he is trying to keep his one more soft and quiet, it’s probably still pretty neutral and gruff

🐈 You probably aren’t ever going to know where he picked up that trinket or ring or whatever the hell else you may find around your bed (and probably don’t want to know), but you can rest assured knowing that he thought of you when he saw it :) yet probably won’t even acknowledge it next time you see him… but if it’s something wearable, he’ll still definitely spy it on you 😌

🐈 I wouldn’t necessarily say he’s a cuddler, but more of a space invader 😼 Sitting on the couch? He’s directly pressed next to you with his arm around you but he’s just there. Not saying anything, not doing anything… really just- go on about your business reading or whatever, he’s just fine where he is!

🐈 In bed, it’s probably a similar situation. Honestly I hope you’re a stomach sleeper because it’ll probably make it easier for both of you when he suddenly decides to come lay on top of you 😅 He’ll hardly even acknowledge it or do anything else! Arms not really wrapped around you or anything. He’s just- there!

🐈 Though, he obviously has his sweeter moments! Sometimes he’ll simply lay his head on your stomach or chest or lap 🥰

🐈 Don’t be afraid to pet his head and play with his hair. He likes it 😘

🐈 Tbh if you roll over to spoon him (aka trying to just wrap yourself over him because he’s likely still bigger than you), he’ll probably growl a little 😔

🐈 Not in a mean way! It’s a soft growl! He’s probably just a light sleeper and maybe it’s supposed to be more like that little acknowledging burr sound cats make when you pet while they’re dozing off!

🐈 And let’s be real, it’s hot even if it is a warning growl 😏

🐈 This isn’t to say he isn’t a cuddler to an extent under the right circumstances! But those circumstances are typically related to him just getting jealous and possessive 🙄

🐈 He can smell whoever’s been hanging around you, and can even smell if they were happy, sad, or horny! He’s usually pretty unhappy about it 😒 and vocal about it 😒 especially if it’s someone he knows and doesn’t like (which is damn near everyone it seems)

🐈 But hey, at least this means that you’ll actually get cuddles in bed tonight! Arms wrapped around you and everything 😃 he’s probably also halfway on top of you buuuuut what are you gonna do? Push him off?

🐈 Obviously the bed isn’t just for sleeping 😏 But when it comes to sex, I don’t think loving and extensive foreplay is usually at the forefront of his mind 😅 besides he… can’t really do much with those claws 😬🫡

🐈 I mean… he technically could… but only once 🤧☝️

🐈 And when he’s in the mood, he’s probably not typically doing the whole handsy stuff…

🐈 He’s probably just going to bite you. Like some kind of overstimulated cat. Right on the shoulder too 🤕

🐈 And he’ll be very smug about it! You’ll swear he only smiles when he’s being a prick in some way!

🐈 You better hope you won the genetic lottery and got some of those regenerative genes or the like because otherwise, you’re definitely just going to have bites all over you 😮‍💨 fangs and all! He’s not shy about where he bites! Thigh? Sexy. On your forearm for no fucking reason? Fun! Neck? Sexy 😏 on your ankle while your legs are on his shoulders??? Now you’re just being annoying 😤

🐈 You’re asleep at 3am in bed? Doesn’t matter. If him crawling onto the mattress doesn’t wake you up, him biting your shoulder definitely will 😒

🐈 His sex drive probably is really high? Like sure, once you get him going, he’s an animal, but he probably isn’t initiating anything every day. Cut him some slack, the guy’s over 200 years old!

🐈 But that probably just depends on his partner as well 🤔 Not necessarily because he’s adaptable, but Victor can smell everything remember? Read something that made you even slightly horny?? He knows and he’s probably on it 😏 So he probably just responds to his partner’s needs!

🐈 You know, bath time is probably pretty great! Sure less stinky is a plus 🤧 but he definitely loves to be bathed 😘 beside it’s probably less hassle for him anyway considering the claws…

🐈 Which also means he probably won’t really be able to bathe you back 😔 you have enough claw marks as it is 🤭

🐈 But lowkey he likes to be taken care of 🥰 he won’t admit it, and he’ll probably play it as more of a I’m high and mighty sort of thing (which is also true!)

🐈 He’s not usually tense. A beast like him never has a reason to! But… he probably does get anxious about like, what he does… all the enemies he’s made… and how it’ll affect you ☹️

🐈 probably avoids bringing up any of that stuff around you, even though there’s, like, no way you don’t know… you just don’t know any specifics.

🐈 Can’t decide if he feels better having you at his mansion or at your own place :( He’d say both are dangerous, but that’s not really it— he’s dangerous 😔

[meowzfordayz]

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. ���🧻💩 #shitposting #literally

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: explicit language, poop references

~faqs~

Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢

Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃

Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while

Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰

Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴

Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏

A display of dominance, if you will 😎

Nods in approval (not that you can see him)

And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 

You don’t know it yet

But Inosuke’s already planning his move

Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️

Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦

Make sure you’re home 😌

Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗

THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡

King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑

Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬

A respectful gentleman tho ☺️

Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢

Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃

A little irritated 🙄

But whatever

You prob just reeeally had to go

He understands 😶

Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨

Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃

Kinda 🥲

Obanai has regrets 😞

Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅

Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬

Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over

Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”

Or does he wince grin and bear it

Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️

Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗

You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒

Hm… 😔

😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply

“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭

(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)

Holds it against you 😌

~

“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️

“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃

~

“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺

“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃

Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭

And then becomes concerned 😕

Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁

Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖

It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…

He could just, waltz in-

NO

Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!

Returns to the drawing board

And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️

🧐😒😠 <— you

😶😬😁 <— him

“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”

“Next time, how about closing the door?”

*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*

You shriek 😳

And smack his shoulder 😡

“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭

“Did you wash your hands?” 😏

“SANEMI!” 😒

“... well?” 👀

You are not amused 😐

He acquiesces 😅

“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓

“I hate you.” 🥲

“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰

“Piss off.” 🙄

“I’m about to!” 🫡

(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)

Doesn’t really mind

Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃

Until the next time you do it

…

By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up

If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️

Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶

Def uncomfortable 😕

But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️

Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset

Or even embarrassed

You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬

Which means

If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠

“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉

*shudder shudder* 😭

(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)

Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏

Good luck 😃

Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝

Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓

And stick ‘em on both sides of the door

Step 1: Open the door

Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR

Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨

[1toreyouapart]

What It Cost

****THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY BASED ON REAL PEOPLE. 18+ ONLY. I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE PEOPLE OR MUSIC MENTIONED IN THIS STORY OUTSIDE OF LILITH AND SADIE AND MAYBE A COUPLE OTHERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU’RE NOT UP FOR FANFIC INVOLVING REAL PEOPLE***

Terrible summary: Five years since she last spoke to him. Since she last saw him. Now his face and his voice is everywhere. She can't escape him.

Five years ago Noah destroyed her and the life they had built. Now he’s back and seeking to make amends. As much as she wants to say that it's too little too late, is it?

CW/TW: Angst, mention of addiction, cheating. Mention of character death. Language. Smut (later on). PinV, unprotected PinV (wrap it before you tap it, friends), oral (f&m receiving). All smutty warnings happen later on, so I’ll update TW/CW warning labels as those parts are written and posted. If I forget anything, please let me know so I can fix it! Thank you!

A/N: Currently unedited. Sorry. 😬 Read at your own risk, I guess. 😅

13-Noah

The scent of enchilada sauce filled the air. Lily had always spent so long on enchilada sauce, always insisting on it being authentic, that he almost grew to hate when she made enchiladas. At least while they were together. Here, right now? Watching her as she cooked? He was enthralled. She had her own dance she did in the kitchen. It was graceful. The way she chopped and diced, blended and simmered. Every little movement was like going to the ballet. Every movement flowing into the next. Her own little private dance.

A large part of him regretted not appreciating the moments like this when they were together. Everything she did was so seamless. So perfectly timed. It felt like watching poetry in motion. How could he have missed this as it was happening in front of him? How the fuck had he been so caught up in his own head that he had missed all of this? Yes, it had been a chore helping make sure she had everything. And yes, it took a while. But what the fuck had been his problem with it?

Memories of the last time he had been allowed to witness her in the kitchen flooded his mind. How she had been so excited to show him what she had done when he walked in the door. How broken she was when he barely looked at it before disappearing into his home studio for hours. The way she physically shrunk when he barely said a word.

Noah watched her down a third glass of wine, and did his best to fight the inner judgement. He was the one doing the sober thing. Not her. And here she was, cooking for him for the first time in years, likely remembering the last time she had cooked for him. If his own sanity wasn’t so dependent on him staying sober, he would likely be drinking right along with her.

Sobriety had become more difficult now that she was around again. Through no fault of her own. It was his own hang ups. His own inner turmoil that kept pushing him to that brink. All she was doing was existing as she was. Or rather, the version of her he had created.

“Noah. Dance with me!” She interrupted his thoughts, setting her empty glass on the island in front of him.

“Or, maybe…” he trailed off, taking in the way she was looking at him in that moment.

It was the same as when they had first met. Like her world started and ended with him. The memory of when they first met threatened to overtake everything. Images of her soft eyes as she looked up at him, the way she had teased him over a shot of vodka. The lilt of her voice as she told him all about the history of the pinky swear. All of these flashed at the edges of his mind, serving only to remind him of everything he had thrown away.

“You keep doing what you’re doing,” he finished, pulling back.

Lily’s pout almost had him hook line and sinker. He leaned in closer, a smirk playing at his lips. There was no better way than this to get her back on track with what she was doing,

“Don’t you need to stir your sauce?”

“Uh. No. I literally just stirred it.”

Fuck. He hadn’t timed that right.

“Noah?” she asked, voice so innocent he was drawn right back in. Not like it would ever take much, anyway. He would do anything for her.

“I miss you,” she continued, brow furrowed as she frowned. “I shouldn’t. But I do.”

Noah watched as she turned away, going back to the stove. What was he supposed to say? What could he even say to that?

His heart all but seized in his chest. Did she know how much it was killing him to not just hold her again? To stop himself from pulling her in tight and never letting go again?

“I miss you.” His voice was just barely loud enough for her to hear. “I miss everything about you.”

He watched silently as she moved about, rolling up enchiladas. Watched helplessly as she pretended not to hear him for a minute. How was he supposed to fix this? She couldn’t even tell him. He was at a loss. All he knew was he wanted her back. Needed her back.

“Then fucking do something, Noah.”

Her voice was so quiet he almost didn’t hear her.

“Lily.”

No response.

“Baby,” he tried again. Still no response.

“Bambi.” Last ditch attempt. Anything to get her attention.

Noah watched as she paused. Hesitated. Her hands faltered just enough for him to pick it up. He took a steadying breath, wiping his now sweaty palms on his pants.

“Lily! It smells like heaven in here!”

Noah froze. Sadie was home. Any chance of explaining to Lily how he felt had flown out the window. Not that she would remember it anyway. He looked on as she poured another glass of wine. The Lily he had known didn’t drink like this. One glass of wine and she was crawling into bed for the night. On the rare occasion she had gotten to two? She was done before she finished the second glass. But not this new Lily.

“You know what, Noah? If you’re gonna say you want to make things better and then sit there, like a goddamn lump, then why even bother? Jesus Christ, dude! A full day of making out and you still haven’t done a goddamn thing!”

Sadie gasped, her hands covering her mouth. Fuck. She hadn’t known they had spent any real time together, had she? Panicked he opened his mouth, unsure of what would come out.

“I asked you what to do!”

Lily dropped everything in her hands. And Noah was helpless, again, as he watched her turn and walk out of the room. Mortified he grabbed his jacket off the back of the chair, slipping it on.

“Don’t leave.” Sadie damn near shouted, her eyes on the bottle of wine before she turned to him. “Look. I don’t know what’s going on. I just know…” she trailed off, looking anywhere but at him. “I still hate you for what you did. But don’t leave. Go up there and fix this.”

“Sadie, I don’t fucking know how. She won’t tell me how!”

“Are you fucking stupid, dude? I mean, clearly you are or you wouldn’t have fumbled her. You stupid ass fucking prick.”

Noah seethed, wanting nothing more than to tell Sadie to mind her own business for once. Wanted to tell her that she needed to keep her goddamn nose out of it. But, he was desperate.

“Look. I think it’s a bad idea, but she’s more herself lately. And I think it’s because of you. Go fix this. But I swear to God, Noah. You break her again? I will ruin you.”

Noah stopped in his tracks. What the fuck was Sadie saying?

“Noah. Get your ass upstairs. Do that and I’ll stay out of your way.”

Tags: @collisionofyourkissmakesitsohard @alwaysfightforwhoyouare

[achromatophoric]

https://www.tumblr.com/museaway/746766290005508096?source=share

2,3,4,7,8,9,10,14,16,17,19,22,24,25,26,28

-🤔

[Warning: This is stupid long. Yikes.]

2. Character’s POV being explored:

Oops. My Incorrect Quotes don’t really have a POV. 😅 I think at most, I’ve explicitly removed a character from the end of a couple, to emphasize the joke through only the remaining character’s dialogue.

3. Feelings about current WIP:

I’m not happy with the end, so it might just sit there for a few more days until I figure it out.

4. Unwritten story idea:

I have a very rough outline of an actual fic! Future Wenclair, post college. It’s… super dark. Just a torrid angst spiral from Enid’s POV, where she begins to unwittingly choose her work and social life over her wolf and Wednesday, with terrible consequences.

I put it together last year, before I actually started writing anything. It’s unlikely to see the light of day, because I honestly don’t have the energy, attention span, and sequential periods of uninterrupted free time to try writing anything in long format. 😢 Maybe someday!

7. Preferred writing font:

Something san serif. I’d prefer one with a bit more letter spacing, but I’m stuck with Tumblr’s default font, Favorit-Tumblr.

8. If I had to sequel one:

Probably this old one, about Wednesday and her pet blog. I have ideas about reblogs and blog reproductive cycles.

9. Elapsed time for the last one:

Today’s took maybe 10-15 minutes from start to posting. I needed something short since I wanted to do my daily post before answering this Ask. My notes only read “Hard to swallow” and it basically wrote itself. It took just as long to find the right animated gif as it did to write it out. 😅

10. Longest rest for a draft before completion:

Intentional rest? I guess this one at 5-ish days, where the gang takes turns answering the question: What’s the best thing about dead bodies? I just wasn’t feeling the gang’s banter, so put off fiddling with it until it felt interesting again.

There’s normally scant delay between writing and posting. If I’m lucky, I might have 1 or 2 completed IQs waiting to be posted. I try to post at least 2 per day and I’m terrible at not posting one the moment it’s completed, so… yup. 😒

14. Inspiration source:

Primarily the fandom! I wouldn’t be able to write these if I hadn’t first read so many Wenclair fics that parodying the characters became possible. I really do rely on the community-created tropes and personalities to act as the skeleton upon which meaty puns are anchored.

16. Favorite place to write:

In my home office during work hours, where I can go mostly undisturbed, have a super comfy Steelcase Leap to relax in, music, and a tablet at the ready.

Yes, work hours. I tend to do my job quickly and well, but nothing gets those creative juices going better than having something else you should be doing. 😅

17. Writing and editing process:

Idea? Jot it down. Keep a list. Time to write? Check ideas. Pick one that looks fun. Write it. Nothing interesting? Uh. Do one of the following:

Look through animated gifs of dogs doing derpy things for wolf Enid (tedious AF)

Search idioms based on words that Wednesday can take too literally

Wonder what would piss off Bianca > Yoko > Weems > other character (ordered by favorite)

Think up a bad joke for Enid to tell Wednesday so she gets mortifyingly aroused

Find slang for Wednesday to misinterpret

If all else fails, dive into that gutter humor 😬

Etc?

With an idea in hand, I just start writing it out straight in the Tumblr app. Totally rawwolfing it. When it’s done, I review and check for (and fail to find) errors. Sometimes I’ll run it by my SO, who isn’t a Wenclair fan, but can confirm if a joke makes sense.

After that, I tag and release the thing into the wild, so it may derp free of my fragile little skull.

19. Most interesting fic-related research topic:

The historical material composition of hanging nooses and the strength differences between traditional hemp and modern Manila hemp, which is actually made from a specific Filipino banana tree as opposed to Cannabis plants.

All that for a joke about thread count. 😗

22. Worries about public reaction and how to get past it:

It hasn’t really come up. Honestly, I’m just happy that people read my stuff and can enjoy a laugh. It helps that I haven’t received much criticism, but I’ve also worked for years in a graphic design-related field that forced me to be able to produce (often dumb) fruit even when in an inhospitable environment near barren of sincere appreciation and/or constructive criticism. 😬 Kinda like a creative extremophile.

For advice to get past it? Keep at it. Find your audience(s) if you care to and focus on them. Keep in mind what you enjoy about the hobby and nurture that sucker. Learning how to shrug off negativity takes experience, but when in doubt, take a break! It’s a hobby, and even if it may at times feel otherwise, remember that it does not define you.

24. Recharge method when not creative:

Reading Wenclair fics and listening to audiobooks. I always have a book queued up and jump between fantasy, urban fantasy, lit rpg, cozy fantasy, sci-fi, bio-terrorism thrillers, queer romance, queer horror, and queer coming-of-age. 😅

25. Hobbies other than writing:

Drawing and semi-regular D&D. There’s other stuff I haven’t had time to enjoy lately, like computer games, clay sculpting, mask making, dancing, juggling, fire spinning, etc.

26. Writing around others:

I am always around others outside of work, so I make do. It’s usually fine, unless said others are those who are prone to toddling. Trying to write around one of them is often a lost cause. 😭

28. Least favorite part of the writing process:

For me, it’s transcribing posts from Tumblr to AO3. Particularly posts with a lot of styling, like small text and Chat. Not everything copy/pastes 1-to-1 and some chapters have to be manually edited as html, which is stupendously tedious doing on the phone. And if it has an image? Uuughghghh. 😖

OMG I’m done! I’m free! FREE! FR—

[ailurostheendless]

Tale of the nine tailed 1938:

Subordinate: Boss are you okay? 😄

Rang: *closes & locks the door looking around slightly scared & in a hurry whispers* Yeah why? Is anyone here? 😰

Subordinate: Uh no, others are out at the moment i stayed back to check on things... And you look- 🤔

Rang: WHAT HUH?! 😠

Subordinate: ......... tired? *obviously not saying he looks scared, he does not want to get his ass kicked* 🫣

Rang: ...Yeah I'm tired my brother has been acting...weird. 😬

Subordinate: Did he threaten you?! 🤨

Rang: .... NO AND THAT'S THE WEIRD THING! IT'S SOMETHING MUCH WORSE!!!💀

Subordinate: ? 🫢

Rang: He's being... nice. 😨

Subordinate: ...... 😦

Rang: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING BUT IT'S WEIRD OKAY! I'M USED TO HIM IGNORING ME OR SOMETIMES BEING MAD AT ME BUT HIM BEING NICE?! HIM ACKNOWLEDGING ME. CALLING ME AFFECTIONATELY! HE'S COMING TO ME INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE DIGUISED AS HIM BUT IT IS HIM. BUT HE'S NOT LIKE THE HIM THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR SO LONG!!! YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?! I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING I'M DRUNK OR HAVE GONE CRAZIER BUT I'M NOT ! I AM SURE HE'S EITHER POSSESSED OR ATE SOMETHING WRONG IDK SO I HAVE TO GO!!! 😡

Subordinate: Boss aren't you overreactin- 😅

Rang: *seethes* Say the rest of the sentence and you'll regret it 😤

Subordinate: .... 😐

*a knock on th door*

Rang: *nervously shushes* 😨

Subordinate: ..... *Also getting scared because Rang looks so much more nervous now* 😰

Yeon: Rang? I know you are in there. Why are you avoiding me? 😁

Rang & Subordinate: ......... 💀💀

Yeon: Open the door! Listen to your brother for once huh! I just want to talk to my baby brother who i haven't seen in so long! Don't you love talking to me? Come now open it! 😃

Subordinate: ...... *Geting a chill all over his body thinking there's definitely something very wrong with how too nicely Yeon is talking to Rang* 😨

Yeon: .... If you don't open the door I'll break it. 😃

*Rang & Subordinate look at each other in fear then at the same time rush to the back door to escape from Yeon almost tripping* 😨😨

*Rang opens the back door but to both of his & the subordinates horror Yeon was already standing on the other side of the backdoor smiling*

Yeon: Going somewhere? 🤗

Rang & Subordinate: *screams* 😱😱

______________

Yeon: *carries Rang like a sack of potatoes*

Rang: HELP ME ! COM'ON! *Struggling to get off* 😱

Yeon: *patting Rang on his lower back* Now now little brother don't be so scared we are just going to spend some quality time together~ ☺️

Subordinate: .....Sorry boss I'm suddenly feeling very sick *fake coughing* 🤧

*Yeon jumping from the roof of houses carrying Rang further & further away*

Rang: YOU BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬

Subordinate: *waving his hand* Goodluck Boss. 🥹

[jev-urisk]

A Musing Monday 🎐

Today I am musing on too many things! 😵‍💫

My brain feels crowded by little rabbit holes and I keep catching myself fully lost in them to the point where im getting salty or spicy or sad over imaginary scenarios. Ive been having more nightmares than usual lately, too. So I guess what im going to muse on today is processing things (I'll leave musing on innovation and the way its weaponized against the working class ((one of the rabbit holes🐰))for another monday)

WHY am I circle-thinking about stuff like 'what would I do if I was stuck in the past?' 'why didnt the industrial revolution provide more ease and profit for every class' or 'how would I convince strong people to protect me if I was in an apocolypse situation?' 😣💫

Now take this with a grain of salt, I may have a psych degree but im not a researcher or anything (just a nerd with autism 🤓); my brain is using fictional scenarios to practice processing🎭🧮. It feels the need to practice because there's a LOT within my brain thats unprocessed right now (hello trauma, hello issues with finding a better job, hello feeling very vulnerable lately). 👋😩

Our brains are solving machines geared to find the answer🤖, and when that answer is not immidiatly available we may experience things like nighmares and intrusive thoughts and maladaptive daydreams to try to get an angle on The Thing thats not processed.🔬

Thinking about The Trauma directly often puts the body in a stress mode thats not condusive to creative problem solving📉. Like being stressed is literally counterproductive to solving bc we go into 🔥survival mode🔥where fight flight etc are The Options Available. Imagining yourself in a historical fiction situation is not a 1-1 ratio to 'what exactly happened when abuse appeared in MY past' and but ya know what, its close enough for our brains to bring it up as a substitute. 🤷

And the fact that our brains have this reaction to The Bad Thing is interesting in itself. 🤔 Why are some bad memories just things that happened, and some are so triggering your mind would rather process terrifying nightmares every night than just.. face The Memory? 🫠 Like it's over, it can't get you now, the past is dead, right?

The solution? Well obviously it looks a bit different for everyone, particularly depending on where you are on your path. 🧭 Like if you have nightmares/intrusive thoughts/maladaptive daydreaming and dont uh... dont have any trauma coming to mind that aint my place to tell you whats next 🤐. I can only really mind my own gourd here and MY next step is Accelarated Resolution Therapy🗃, which is often used with war veterans with ptsd, to store my truama memories in a better, less triggering way. 📈

Well it turns out that memories like to be filed away by our senses 📂. Like memories sit best and retrieve easier (lets take xmas as an example🎄) if you're remembering the smell of xmas dinner, the sound of wrapping paper, the bite of the cold outside and the taste of hot coco✨️. When memories store poorly, as they usually do with trauma 😔, your body is not just remembering- it is acting as if You Are Still There. 💥📍

Infact to prepare for ART, I have had to purposly bring up all my old memories 😬, which has in turn signalled my brain to circle around pseudo truama thoughts when I'm 'at rest' in attempt to solve whats not really 'solvable' and with that weve gone fuuull circle on my musings here lmao ➿️

I got two weeks until that all important therapy session and until then I figure my brain is gonna keep trying to hampsterwheel 🐹🎡, but perhaps my loop will inspire something within you, or help you out of a loop, or perhaps make you realize you’ve been in a silent loop for awhile now.. 🔄👁👁

In anycase, thank your brain for me! Particularly if its doing these things I described above. It's trying so hard to help and protect you 🧠🫶 My apologies for giving it something so tough to chew on this Monday lmao 😅 Stay safe out there 🫂

(I don't have a taglist for my Monday posts yet, hmu if you want to be tagged on these zanny adventures plz)

[anonymous-cravings]

hello! oh my gosh i am LOVING this series thank you so much for sharing I hope you don’t mind bc you said it’s okay to submit requests? I have a few but obviously don’t feel the need to write for all of them (or any of them) but i just wanted to ask bc i love this series and your subby Alex and um yeah. Okay so:

raf and Henry fucking alex at the same time 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 (same hole i mean) but really any two people as long as one of them is Henry

like a cum dump story where people just fuck Alex all day I’ve read a lot where Henry is a cum dump but i don’t think I’ve seen any with Alex so IM DYING to read one 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

one where Henry walks in on Alex and another man 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 and gets so angry (like obviously it’s fake anger like he knows and it’s a scene) and rips Alex away and gets really rough and possessive (but then afterwards is really soft and sweet and takes really good care of him) (bonus points if he ducks the other man too as part of his angry fucking tirade) (this might be a bit of dub con role play so if ur not comfortable that’s totally fine)

Some kind of professor/student role play (like in your story you mentioned professor teaching Alex to deep throat and i think that would be so hot if it were Henry and Alex) 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 or i will even take the actual scene with the professor if you wanted to give a flashback i honestly can’t get the image of clllege aged Alex on his knees for an older as he feeds him his cock and teaches him to swallow out of my head i cant i cant i cant i cant 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

idk why but i read the line “you needed training” in i crave your touch and can’t stop thinking about Henry training Alex i will literally take any scene at all of Henry training Alex

cam and ro literally any scene with cam and ro pls pls pls pls i will take anything but i NEED THAT MAN TO GET PEGGED pls pls pls pls

the change room scene with Marissa?!!!!!!? Like how could you fade to black (😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡) with that please i beg you!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

FISTING PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU FOR SOMEONE (HENRY) TO FIST ALEX 🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜 that boy needs a 🤜 in his bussy

rimming 👅👅👅 like idc it can be Alex getting rimmed or Alex rimming someone or both but please bonus points if it’s in yacht story and some random person just shoves their ass in his face 👀👀👀👀

People calling Alexs hole his “pussy” or “bussy” or “tits” for his chest that would be so hawt to hear Alex called like that

Okayokayokayokay im fine im sane its cool 😅😅😅😅 as you can tell im uh *feeling* things but pls dont feel pressured to write any of these ur stories already amazing i just had all tyesr thoughts and thought to share since you said you accept requests 🙏🙏🙏🙏 thank you so much for sharing

Oh wow. First of all, thank you so much for your enthusiasm for my stories. I truly appreciate it! Second, thank you for your requests

1. I can add this to the list!

2. This one’s already part of the Free Use AU Universe!

3. This one does veer a little close to dub con and I don’t like to write those, but I’ll see if I can still work in a story where Henry walks in on Alex and another man and is *displeased*.

4. I will add both the flashback and the role play to the list!

5. Oh, don’t you worry, “The Prequel” is just basically a 100k words of Henry “training” Alex lol there will be so much of it once they finally get together ;)

6. This seems like a popular request lol I didn’t have any plans for these guys previously but I will see what I can do but no promises

7. Haha this one also seems popular! I will definitely be sharing it.

8, 9 and 10 - Already in the books!

Thank you again so much for your request and your support! I will try my best to fill in these requests as I go and I hope you continue to enjoy the stories! ❤️

[smallmightsupremacy]

i've been on the hellsite (affectionate) for almost a decade and i literally never once tried to reblog something privately before, and so i did for the hell of it, just to see?

and it was your 'shoutout to writers who get bkdk relationship' post, and i just saw i must have been the last person to reblog it before you turned off reblogs 😬 so in case it wasn't just coincidence and i committed some faux pas i wasn't aware of, sowwyyyy!

(and uh, if it's not too presumptuous to ask, hello now that i'm here, care to help a boy in need lmao? i'm brand new to this fandom and it's so big i don't know where to start, would you happen to have any recs of fics that do understand the bkdk relationship? 👀👀)

Hello hello!! First of all, welcome to the mha fandom!!! It gets a little crazy here sometimes, but I hope you enjoy your stay here nonetheless! Anyways, I haven't turned off reblogs on that post to my knowledge (to be honest I'm not even sure I know how to 😅) so you're totally good!! My best guess as to what happened is that someone else reblogged my post and turned off reblogs and you saw it there Also, fics!!! Where do I even begin? There are so many amazing fic writers out there that I know. Still, if you're specifically looking for people that understand the bkdk relationship, I'd start off with any of amarisllis' fics. She's fairly popular on ao3 and her portrayal of bkdk is *chefs kiss* Also also!! ladyofsnails makes amazing bkdk fics too!! Highly recommend too!! Now, if you're looking for specific fics instead of just authors, I'm gonna throw some in here below and give a brief summary of them (these are all on ao3 by the way): The Way You Used To Do by edema_ruh (Look. I know it's long, but it's the bkdk fic. Like. It's predicted events that happened in the manga. Anyways, this fic has a whole lotta forced proximity and slow burn.) warm hands by flowercafe (I used to reread this fic over and over again. Basically it's just a 5+1 of Katsuki taking care of Izuku's hands by massaging them.) you dragged me out (of a mile deep hollow) by deadwriter16 (Katsuki looks after Izuku post vigilante arc and gives him the love he deserves. Great hurt/comfort fic.) All We Ever Knew by dynamics (The writing for this fic is stunning. Goes really into depth with Katsuki's psyche and why acts the way he acts.) Halfway to the Moon (But the Sun is So Bright) by Catsired (Middleschool bkdk fic, but Bakugou realizes how much he's fucking Izuku over and tries to fix things.) in your dreams, nerd! by sapphic flower (Katsuki and Izuku can see each other in their dreams. Amazing concept. So well written)

message delivered by dekusneakers (Chat fic that goes really in-depth with Katsuki's feelings when Izuku had his vigilante arc. The way bkdk is portrayed in this is so aaaaaaaa I love it sm) Your Hand In Mine (In Every Universe) by panpanicatmha (Oh my god. This fic changed something in my brain. So alternate versions of Katsuki come and meet Izuku, share their stories and try to find a common link between all of them to be able to get home. The author also writes a bunch of companion fics to this, so I highly recommend reading those too if you're interested!!) Well, this post is already pretty long so I'm going to have to restrain myself from adding more. I hope this was helpful!!! But if you ever do need more fic recs, feel free to ask and I will deliver!! That goes for anyone <3 Take care anon <333

[heartbrake-hotel]

Ugh. You won't believe this. I'm sorry to bug you, but I just needed to vent.

I saw some idiot on twitter saying that when E met Priscilla he had an eleven year old girl living with him in Germany. They mentioned Scotty Moore said that in his book so I looked it up. What he said was at the time E met Cilla, he had an "even younger German girl" (his words) living in the house with his father and grandmother. Except...well, I can't find any proof of this; there’s no evidence nor mention of this girl (or how old she was) anywhere else in the book nor in any other books written about him. No proof he had anyone else like that living with him in Germany.

So I don’t think that claim is true. Where do people come up with this stuff anyway? How do you not get into an argument with these idiots? Because it's super annoying.

ugh, believe it or not, baby, im not surprised at all. but you could never bug me !!! 💖 sorry it took me so long to answer this, but rest assured i haven't calmed down about this any since you first sent it 😅

a couple notes‐ honestly, i'm inclined to believe scotty. NOT TWITTER to clarify lol.. eleven seems young for him even if you are looking to view e through the most unflattering light possible 😬 but it seems likely to me that he had another teenage girl maybe not uh. officially on the lease or anything but staying over most nights ! more than ONE even sounds plausible.. we all know that someone didn't like his bed cold.!

people who claim to hate elvis sure spend an awful lot of time reviling him on the internet, especially by regurgitating half-remembered anecdotal evidence without citing their sources. 🙄 on the other hand, it's also easy to fall into the trap of too-faithful elvis historian; by that i mean that the fact that so much of his life is documented sometimes makes us complacent in our belief that if it can't be verified by multiple primary sources that it must not have happened. but we can't always say, and getting too involved as if the historical accuracy of one particular proposed event is the end-all be-all of elvis fandom can get exhausting.!

i wouldn't be surprised to find out either way, that this was or wasn't true. but you're free to make up your own mind, and if it distresses you, then fwiw i think you Totally have a leg to stand on affirming it never happened, like you said !! ultimately, it doesn't have much bearing on right now- if you like elvis, this vague and nebulous criticism probably isn't the thing that'll make you stop liking elvis, and if you hate elvis, you're probably determined to keep doing that regardless.

regarding the twitdiots- while looking into this claim i found a lady on there who legitimately believed that agent elvis tells the true story of how e was experimented on and mind controlled into drug abuse by the government.. like she said That with her whooole chest. so i don't put much stock in public opinion over there 😂😂💀

i want to fight those people extremely often (they're not just on twitter, either- it seems to have died down a little praise GOD but especially in early days after the movie there was a wave of ppl on here who would put their elvis hate in the main tags. WHICH DROVE ME BATTY), but i come from the "don't feed the trolls" era of fandom. as much as id like to rip 'em a new one when they rehash the same two issues over and over and OVER again ad nauseum, i content myself with the fact that they're living a pathetic existence in which they actively choose to fill their life with something they dislike for... no discernable reason.?

no one who spends their time bringing up a dead celebrity at all opportunities just to bash them is actually open to a discussion. and i do think there is a discussion to be had- his life was certainly very troubled, and i think there are a lot of nuanced issues that benefit from being spoken about openly !!!

but i like to debate bc i like to WIN- so jackasses tend to be a waste of my time 😘

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Got tagged by @mostlikelytobeagainstcapitalism sorry for the late answer 🙈

Favorite Color: all of them lol (basic I know) but currently especially mint green ❤️

Last Song: Everyone's Cool by Chris Knox <3 (I discovered this artist through a ketchup advertisement lol). Also several "Tanz der Vampire" songs, because a colleague of mine is also a big fan so those have been on my mind more often lately 🤣

Last Movie: Last "movie" has been either the "Agatha Christie's Poirot" episode "Five Little Pigs" (heartbreaking and so good!!! And come one, those episodes are long enough to be considered movies 😬). Otherwise the "Barbie" movie was the last movie I remember watching.

Currently Watching: since I'm still writing my master thesis (Ancient Greek comedy) whenever I'm not working and therefore need something that I don't need to pay attention to, "Rosenheim Cops". Also my mom went there this summer so now I recognize places, what's really cool 😍

Other Stuff I Watched This Year: Good Omens 2 (i have to say it, I liked season one more 😅😅🙈). Some episodes of Our Flag Means Death. Not out of lack of interest but because of lack of time and access 😔 several plays at my new theater ❤️❤️

Shows I Dropped This Year: uff, uh, good question but no memory rn of anything specific 🤔🤔

Currently Reading: stuff for my master thesis, so lots of articles and books about Ancient Greek comedy, especially about Aristophanes. Also stuff about Euripides, Aischylos and Sophokles. I wanted to read "Ilias" by Auguste Lechner but didn't get past the first few pages because of lack of time but that's on my to read list. Same as a play a colleague recommended, also the one we're currently working on. Otherwise only old fanfics because my brain feels a bit too full rn😅can't wait for the thesis to be finished 👀because I ordered a biography about one of my favorite authors of all time, Erich Kästner ❤️

I tag: @fanfic-she-wrote @sam7sparks7 @cinemacrypt @hugh-lauries-bald-spot @quantifierrasing @tiredesperdad

[gendervapor14]

two fights for freedom ~ chapter fourteen: refrain

She lowered her head and remembered those pirates surrounding her. Reading her name off the record. Single. All she was in that moment was a single woman, a single creature, a single object, a single profit. And they seemed so baffled by such a thing. What was it? Her home? Her age? Her appearance? The fact that everyone else in Cocoyashi had someone else? A mother, a father, a child, a spouse?

Wasn’t it good to be independent? To be alone, and strong, and free?

In the corner of her eye, she saw the shadows lurking out her windows. She was always seeing them, always hearing them. She grimaced and chugged some of the wine. It was too sweet, going down too fast. Made her get a headrush and left her feeling sick again.

A succession of heavy, sloppy footsteps sounded near her front porch. Most likely another figment of her imagination, now that she was clearly spiraling—fuck, this meant Dante was right. This meant maybe he was onto something because maybe she was unstable, but how was she supposed to find stability by herself?

“This the grove where you saw the kids?”

“Yeah, I bet they live here!”

Bell-mère lowered the bottle. Her eyes remained frozen on the floor. That was not a hallucination. Those voices were real.

woo hoo!! within the past few hours i've started feeling better!! think the fever's finally giving up 🥳 bad news is my two days off were completely consumed by my illness so uh. safe to say my creative endeavors are a little behind schedule, since wednesday and thursday are usually my creating days. we're getting down to the wire with this fic unfortunately. i don't have too many drafted chapters left 😬 looks like whether i'm ready or not, i'm gonna have to buckle down on my write the damn thing whenever i can find the chance 😅

title: two fights for freedom rating: M category: F/M, gen content warnings: graphic depictions of violence status: incomplete, fourteen chapters, 43,858 words relationships: rosinante/bell-mere, cora & law, rosinante & hatchan, bell-mere & rosinante & law & nami & nojiko, rosinante & genzo, bell-mere & genzo characters: rosinante, bell-mere, law, nami, nojiko, genzo, nako, hatchan, arlong, arlong pirates additional tags: canon divergent, fix-it, everybody lives, pre-arlong park, angst with a happy ending, angst and feels, fluff and humor, hurt/comfort, suggestive themes, sexual tension, limes (yes i'm bringing limes back), eventual smut, romance, slow burn, financial issues, broken bones, references to depression, alcoholism, mental health issues, canon backstory, mentioned doflamingo, non-canon backstory (giving bell-mere a backstory), found family, medical inaccuracies, blood and injury, trafalgar d. water law is a little shit, developing friendships, past child abuse, nightmares, self-harm, more tags to be added later summary: freedom for one means adventure. exploring all the world has to offer, while avoiding the occasional haunting. freedom for another almost costs an arm and two daughters. a home, a village. perhaps freedom is best sought back-to-back. {a cora and bell-mère lives au}

♥

[tamelee]

Hello! I hope you’re an amazing day :)

I want to ask if you know any good metas/analysis about Kakashi out there? Or perhaps have you written posts about him? So far I’ve only read one that were very… ooc to say the least. They were less analysis than they were fan-pages where fans praise Kakashi for every single thing he does and completely ignore the times he might’ve not been the best person in the world. They agree with every little thing he does even when he contradicts himself, and then act like they love Kakashi for his flaws (even if they apparently don’t think he has any) and use the joker card "he’s traumatized" to justify his actions. And I understand why him being traumatized would impact the way he acts, of course… but still, it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t criticize his behavior when necessary

If you have good reads about him I would be very thankful if you could respond, because right now I haven’t found anything very interesting yet 😅

Also I wanted to say that I really like your drawings, you’re so talented and creative

Hello~! 💕 I have, hope you do too! Thankyou for liking my art *-*!

Kakashi analyses? Hm, I don’t immediately remember any but I stopped reading them a while ago for the reasons you state, but also because of the complete opposite where the only focus is on criticism and nothing else, so I can't help you with that. I rarely talk about him. I like Kakashi a lot but whenever I do say anything, regardless of it being positive, there’s always either a cowardly anti or fan indirectly responding to it and making their own posts starting with some sort of “omg I can’t believe people think Kakashi-!!!!” or “I can’t believe people don’t see that Kakashi is-!!!!” And then proceed to cherrypick moments while failing to understand the context of the original question I responded to in the first place. Moments that I already acknowledged but won’t (dis)prove the conclusion by itself. Meh, it's not worth it. It’s like the entire point flew over their heads and I’m not even sure whether it’s deliberate or not. Kinda like grabbing a blob of butter and smacking some flour on the side claiming that it’s a cookie now. Like, what are you saying? 🙄 Okay, okay, petty rant over. 

“- then act like they love Kakashi for his flaws (even if they apparently don’t think he has any) and use the joker card "he’s traumatized" to justify his actions. And I understand why him being traumatized would impact the way he acts, of course… but still, it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t criticize his behavior when necessary.”

I mean....... 👀😬😬... I think it goes both ways though because this is very much a fandom thing and uh.. certainly not only Kakashi’s 💀 

Let's not think too long about it xD Just saying that the Naruto-fandom in general is very weird about which character is ‘allowed’ to do what in regard to a trauma response or what coping mechanism is okay, if it's even recognized as such. Yeah characters having flaws are so crucial. I don't see why it's always seen as criticism or something negative when you point something out. I could write entire essays on Naruto's flaws which.. despite them usually being limitations or something to overcome, in the end these traits were proven very necessary. For example his arrogance is seen as a flaw, both in the fandom and in the story. He even got lectured about it by Itachi. Being arrogant and not engaging with teamwork ('relying on comrades') by default is a character flaw for stories like these especially for a main character, but it's not like you can blame Naruto for being forced to only rely on himself while growing up. It's not his fault for being abandoned. He copes by believing in himself ("believe it!") and his own efforts because that's the only thing he could somewhat control thinking he'd succeed if only he works himself to the bone and finally gain some acknowledgement like a human being. Although he'd learn quickly that it's very conditional. In that sense, yes, his flaw is justified through trauma. Aaaand, it has purpose. It's not a bad thing. It’s depth and complexity that help make a character interesting and flaws can make them more relatable to the audience if done well. Without flaw there is no conflict and thus, no story. It’s otherwise nothing more than a powerpoint where a meaningless sequence of events is presented, but it won’t make you feel anything. You’re not engaged because you don’t care about what happens next. Nothing is solved because it wouldn’t be necessary and the author has nothing to tell nor would it be convincing if they had. Had Kakashi been flawless I wouldn’t even have liked him because these Mary Sue characters are boring as hell. Of course, it depends on context.. is it relevant to the story? Is it necessary to play their role? Does it have any impact? Is it consistent? How does it contribute? etc- I especially appreciate Kakashi from a storytelling perspective but I understand that not everyone wants to shove it all under that category. But answer questions like that and you can figure out whether something is worth exploring to see if it's a valid point of critique.

[16magnolias]

How about #25 for the OC ask game for Lucía 👀

25.What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them?

Boy howdy, the answer to this question just keeps going and going. I don't know if you were shooting for the Abridged Full History of the Development of Lucía Moreno-Hernandez, but that's what you're gonna get.  😅

Originally, Everday Miracle was just going to be a silly little one shot of how Bruno got the dang horse at the end of the movie. With the first draft of the first chapter, Lucía was just a throw away character. 😬😅 I asked myself 'where did Bruno get that horse and how did he get it?', and Lucía was a means to an end - she was just someone kind enough to recognize a desperate man when she saw one and offer him a way to get where he needed to go, without putting up too much of a fuss about who he was.

And then I thought - wouldn't it be nice if Bruno had a friend? And wouldn't it be nice if he could help her in some way too?

....and it ballooned wildly from there. 😂

I didn't know what a fancharacter was until I looked it up and I suppose technically speaking she is a fancharacter because I created her specifically for this Encanto story!

Originally her two main traits were kind and practical, and I think I've stayed pretty true to those traits, though of course her personality developed and became more complex from there. I played around with the idea of her having more than one child and also swapping aspects of her and her sister Sofia - aka in another universe, Lucía might have had 5 kids and run the horse stables while Sofia ran the print shop with Lorenzo. Ultimately I decided that was way too many kids for poor Bruno to have to win over and way too many people for me to keep track of writing. (There are already 12 Madrigals! 12! I did not need to add another 6 main characters 😂.)

As for her design, I admit I came up with her personality and background waaaaay before I ever thought about what she looked like physically. (Back when I was only posting on ff.net, I didn't describe in detail anything but her eyes and height until chapter 22!  When I transferred the story to AO3 I moved some descriptions around so people had a better idea of what she looked like earlier on.)

I settled on the design I ultimately did because it seemed like a lot of villagers had similar traits and I was hoping to find a screenshot/spot her somewhere in the scenes where there are a lot of villagers. I uh....should probably do that some time haha.

And, to a lesser extent, I chose her physical traits because I wanted her to blend in. I wanted her to be unassuming physically. There's a poem by William Wordsworth called 'She dwelt among the untrodden ways' and the middle verse says:

   "A violet by a mossy stone Half hidden from the eye! ���Fair as a star, when only one Is shining in the sky."

And that's kind of the vibe I was going for with Lucía. To most people she's not particularly remarkable but to the people who love her, she's special and beautiful and means the world to them.

[cryptoriascollectiblog]

Lagoona: Everybloody, my fishter is here! Kelpie, you remember Ghoulia, right?

Kelpie: uh-huh. You’re always online with her at papa’s.

Ghoulia: ah haha😅🤣nice to see you again too.

Lagoona: 🫢😅

Kelpie: 😇

Frankie: I didn’t know you had a sister, Lagoona.

Lagoona: no? I guess I forgot to mention it😅

Frankie: it’s okay! I know what it’s like to have a lot on your mind…

Lagoona: 🤨

Ghoulia: 😬

Frankie: so uhhhh anyway! Kelpie, how long are you visiting Monster High?

Lagoona: only for a week, she’s too young to attend just yet.

Kelpie: no duh, do I look like a teenager?

Ghoulia: 😆

Frankie:😶…ohhh😂maybe not, but you sure are as fierce as your big sis already.

————-

Somehow my Kelpie turned into a little sass master 😆this’ll be interesting, going forward…

[aladeanblogs]

"Mood-Boosting Tips for All Relationships: Little Acts of Love to Brighten Anyone’s Day!" 🌟💖

Aladean making a grand return! 😎✨

I hope everyone's feeling as fabulous as a double rainbow on a sunny day 🌈☀️ because we're here to sprinkle some joy, giggles, and a dash of mischief into your day! 😜🎈

So, what's the latest scoop, my friends? Let's get this fun train rolling! 🚂💨

We're talking about ALL the good qualities that make every kind of relationship work — not just those lovey-dovey ones! 😎💖 Let’s get real! Relationships are like a compass 🧭— without the right qualities, you might end up lost in the middle of nowhere! But don't worry, we've got your back! 😉

So here we go, buckle up and let's talk about being the ultimate compass in all kinds of relationships!

1. Be the Compass of Communication! 🗣️🧭

You know how a compass always points you in the right direction? Well, communication is like that! To keep relationships on track, talking it out is key! And trust me, the only thing worse than losing a compass is not knowing what’s up with your friend, partner, or family member because you didn't speak up! 😜💬 So, speak your mind, but don't be too serious — let’s sprinkle in some humor!

2. Trust Me, Don’t Lose Your Way! 🛤️🧭

A compass needs to be trustworthy to guide you, and so do we in relationships! If you’re the one holding the compass, be someone they can rely on. A true friend or partner always sticks by you— and never points you in the wrong direction (unless we're talking about pranking a friend, then that’s totally okay 😈).

3. Patience, Young Padawan! 🧘‍♂️🧭

A compass doesn’t rush to conclusions, it guides slowly and steadily. Same goes for relationships. Patience is your secret weapon! Don’t expect instant results, and remember, it takes time to build trust, understand, and be there for each other. Don’t rush the journey—you’re not a rocket 🚀, you’re a compass guiding through the ups and downs!

4. Loyalty – Always Pointing True North! 🧭💪

Imagine if a compass decided to be flaky and point somewhere random… oh no! 😱 Loyalty is the North Star of any real connection. Whether it’s family, friends, or a significant other, be loyal to your people! They should know you're always pointing them in the right direction—no matter what! If your friend tries to make a bad decision, be like, “Nah, bro, that’s not the way!" 😂

5. Be the Funny Compass! 😂🧭

Who wants a boring compass, right? If you’re too serious all the time, no one will want to follow your direction. So, be funny! Add humor, jokes, and playful energy into every relationship. Laughter is the best map to navigate through the tough times! 😜

6. Responsibility: Holding the Compass Steady 🧭🎯

Having the compass means you have the responsibility to guide someone — and not just in the right direction, but with love and care! So, be wise with your actions and words. Don’t be foolish with a foolish friend, haha! If they're about to make a terrible decision, step in like a compass of wisdom—and maybe even a good laugh along the way. 😅

So, in all relationships—whether family, friendship, or something more—you gotta be the compass that helps guide in the right direction. 🚗💨 But hey, don’t be a compass that gets lost in the wrong directions... and please, don’t be a compass that also gets stuck in the “foolish friend zone” 😂.

Now go out there and be the awesome compass that everyone needs! 🧭💖

Alright, buckle up, friends! 🚗💨 Let’s talk about that situation when your special one is all fired up, and you're like, "Uh-oh, here comes the storm!" 🌩️😬

Now, here's the golden rule: Don’t lose your cool! 🔥💥 Sure, it’s easy to get caught up in the moment and go full “angry ninja” on them, but trust me, that’s not the move. Instead, be the chill, patient, calm wave 🌊 that you are! You know, like that one friend who just sits back and sips their tea while everyone else is flipping out. 🍵😂

So, your special one’s all mad, right? Maybe they’re upset, but can’t exactly explain what’s going on (because emotions be like that sometimes, right?) 😤💔. Now, instead of jumping in with your own set of angry words, do this:

👉 First thing: Breathe. Take a deep one like you’re doing yoga on a beach 🧘‍♂️. You got this!

👉 Then: Walk over, take their hand gently, and say, "Hey, I'm right here, and I got you." (Bonus points if you add a soft smile and look at them like they're the only one you want to hug in the world. 💕)

👉 Next: In your best calm, soothing voice, say, "Tell me what's going on, what happened?" 😌✨ Don’t shout, don't scream—just be the mature one in the room (yes, you can do it, I believe in you! 👏).

👉 Last thing: Give them time. It’s not a race, so just relax and wait for them to open up. They may need a minute to collect their thoughts. So, be patient—you’re the Zen master now! 🧘‍♀️

Remember, shouting doesn’t fix anything, it only turns you into a screaming tornado 🌪️, and nobody needs that! 😜 Instead, you’ll be the calm, loving guide, ready to help them when they're ready to talk. 😇

So, next time your special one gets mad, just breathe, hold their hand, and be the peaceful anchor in the storm. No shouting, just love and support. 💖 You’ve got this, trust me! 😎

Oh, we’re not done yet! 😎 Let’s dive deeper into this whole patience game and how you can become the ultimate relationship superhero! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️

So, you've got the hand-holding and sweet talk down, right? But here's the next level: Don’t rush their emotions! ⏳ Patience, my friend, is a superpower. Sometimes when your special one is upset, it’s not just about what happened right now — it’s the accumulation of everything else going on in their world. Work stress? Life chaos? Who knows! So don’t go jumping to conclusions like a detective solving a mystery 🕵️‍♂️— just listen and give them space to breathe.

Now, imagine you’re playing chess. 🧩 Your next move is about being emotionally available—but not like a doormat! You're there to support, not to solve everything immediately. Sometimes, all they need is a few quiet moments to think things through. And YOU, my friend, are the rock holding it all together. 🏰💪

But here’s the kicker: while you’re being all patient and calm, don’t forget to bring in the fun vibe. If they’re starting to calm down, slip in something light and playful to break the tension—maybe a goofy joke 😜 or an inside funny moment you share. You know, like when you make a joke about how they’re a "tornado of emotions" and you’re just there to "weather the storm" ⛈️ (but in a loving way, of course)!

Also, small gestures can work wonders. A cup of hot tea ☕, a blanket to snuggle under, or even that goofy dance move you do when you’re feeling goofy 🕺—anything to help them feel more at ease.

But here’s the real secret sauce: your consistency. Over time, they’ll realize you’re that person they can turn to, no matter how angry or upset they are. You become the safe haven, the calm in the storm 🌪️. And guess what? That’s how you build a connection that’s stronger than steel and softer than a teddy bear. 🐻💖

So next time your special one gets all fired up, be the person who just steps in, puts the love before the anger, and gives them the space to be heard without judgment. You’ll come out on top, and you might even get a kiss or two for your efforts! 😘✨

Stay cool, stay calm, and keep being the rockstar of patience in every relationship. 💥 You’ve got this! 😎👊

Oh, absolutely! 🍔🍕 You know what they say, “A way to someone’s heart is through their stomach” — and let me tell you, food has magical powers when it comes to mood swings! 😜

Let’s be real for a second: When your special one is all grumpy and hangry (that combo of hungry + angry 😤🍴), it’s like trying to reason with a wild animal 🦁— it’s just not gonna work! So, what’s the secret? Favorite foods to the rescue! 🎉

Here’s how it works: 1. Comfort Food = Instant Mood Lift 🍫🍩 Everyone’s got that one dish that makes them feel like they’ve been wrapped in a cozy blanket, right? Pizza, pasta, cookies, or a massive bowl of ice cream 🍕🍦 — whatever it is, comfort food is like a hug in a bowl! When you’re feeling down, having a little treat can turn that frown upside down. It’s like food magic, folks! ✨✨

2. Food Is Like a Quick-Change Artist 🎩🍽️ Ever noticed how someone’s mood can change after just one bite of their favorite food? Suddenly, they’re not snapping at you anymore. Instead, they’re like, "Hey, this mac and cheese just made everything better!" 🍲✨ It’s like they get transported to their happy place (where food rules and everything is chill)! 🏖️

3. Food = Less Drama, More Peace 🕊️ I’m telling you, if you’re ever in the middle of a heated conversation or tension, just suggest taking a snack break. It works wonders. When people are fed, they’re less likely to get worked up. A full belly = a full heart. 🍛❤️

4. Use Food as the “Mood Detector” 😜🍉 Let’s be honest—sometimes people’s moods can flip quicker than a pancake 🥞. But if you offer them something you know they love, you’ll see their face light up like they just won the lottery 💸. Suddenly, it’s like, “Why were we even arguing? I just got my favorite sushi!” 🍣🤗

So, the next time someone’s having one of those bad mood swings 😤, skip the talking, skip the drama, and go straight for the food rescue! Bring them their favorite snack or a comforting meal, and watch the mood literally turn around. Food for the soul! 😌✨

Remember: A little bit of love + a little bit of food = a whole lotta happiness! 💥🍲

Alright, friends, buckle up, because we’re about to take mood-lifting to a whole new level! 💥 When your special one is feeling down, you have the power to transform their world with just a few simple moves (and I’m not talking about some Jedi mind tricks 🧙‍♂️, just pure love and care). Here’s how to turn that frown into a smile:

1. Serve Them Their Favorite Food 🍔🍟

First things first, when in doubt, feed them! And not just anything – go straight for the good stuff. Whether it’s pizza, pasta, or chocolate cake 🍰, serve it up like you’re the chef at a five-star restaurant. You know the drill: “Here’s your favorite, my dear, made with love (and a little bit of magic)!” ✨💖 Food is the ultimate mood-changer – like flipping a switch from “grumpy bear” 🐻 to “happy teddy” 🧸. And no, it’s not just the carbs that make them smile – it’s YOU bringing the love with every bite!

2. Change the Room Setup 🌸🛋️

Now, let’s get decorating! If the mood’s low, switch up the vibe of the room. Curtains? Time for a color upgrade. 🎨 Swap them out for their favorite color – maybe they’re all about that calming lavender or a splash of bold red to wake them up! ❤️💜 And don't forget the sofa covers and bed sheets – let’s make their space feel like a mini vacation, one where everything is just right. When they walk into their room, it should be like they’ve stepped into a world of comfort and joy. ✨

3. Flowers to the Rescue 🌷🌼

Okay, we’re getting fancy now. 🌸 Grab their favorite flowers, the ones they always smile about, and pop them in a cute flowerpot. Place them somewhere they can’t miss them – maybe right by their bedside or in the living room! It’s like a tiny garden of happiness that says, “I see you, and I care!” 🌿💐

4. Put Their Favorite Photos Front & Center 📸

Now, you’re thinking like a pro. Photos of happy moments? Yes, please! Go ahead and hang up their favorite photo – preferably one where they look unbelievably happy (bonus points if it’s a photo of you two together looking all cute and in love 😍). Pop that picture right by the bed, so it’s the first thing they see when they wake up – and hang another one on the opposite wall, so they’re surrounded by good vibes! 😌

5. Spray Some Magic ✨💐

Here’s the secret weapon: room spray with their favorite fragrance. The power of scent is REAL. It’s like giving their senses a cozy hug. You know that smell that makes them say, "Ahh, this is heaven"? 🌸 Light it up, and let the room fill with those magical notes of lavender, vanilla, or whatever makes them swoon! 😘 It’s like aromatherapy, but with a sprinkle of love!

6. Hit Play on Their Favorite Tune 🎶🎧

Now, let’s set the mood with music. You could go for some peaceful vibes, like ocean sounds 🌊 or soft piano music 🎹... OR, if you’re feeling bold, play their favorite song – that one song that gets them smiling every time. 🎤 Maybe it’s a throwback jam or that one quirky tune they always sing in the shower. Play it loud and proud, like you’re making a personal concert for them. 🕺🎵

7. Give Them a Soothing Head Massage 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

Last but certainly not least, when the room is all set and they’re feeling a bit more relaxed, give them a gentle head massage. This isn’t just any head rub – think of it as a personal spa experience. 👌 They’ll be in heaven as you work your magic, rubbing out the stress and letting them drift into calmness. 😊

So, there you have it! A mood-boosting masterpiece made with love, care, and a sprinkle of creativity. You’re not just flipping the script on a bad day; you’re giving them a whole new chapter of happiness, with food, flowers, music, and a whole lotta love! 🌈✨

Go ahead, be the superhero they didn’t know they needed! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Because when you do all this, you’re not just changing their room – you’re changing their whole world. 💖

So, friends, no matter if you’re dealing with a family member, friend, coworker, or partner, these tips can turn any bad mood into a good one! It’s all about showing you care in the smallest, simplest ways. 🌟

You don’t need a reason to brighten someone’s day – a little love, patience, and thoughtful gestures can go a long way, no matter who they are! 💖

#MoodLiftersForAll #RelationshipGoals #SpreadTheLove #AllKindsOfRelationships

[dragons-and-magic]

MORE QUESTION TIME! lol😅

Does Whiff wear glasses like humans or just near sighted without wearing one?

Who’s the fastest flying dragon?

Got anything to share about Nia?

What’s the dynamic between James and Percy?

How long can dragons live?

What’s Gordon’s biggest fear?

How did Henry overcome his illness or did he ever overcome it?

Are all eggs from each types of dragons unique or same colour and shape?

Does Thomas ever travel around the ‘world?’ lol

And lastly, are there any unicorns in this AU?

YAY! Awesome!!!🤩🤩🤩 More Lore Dumping! Here we go!

1: Does Whiff wear glasses like humans or just near sighted without wearing one?: He still wears glasses actually! Here's a very very rough concept for him.

Sorry for the super bright green line art. Lol. Whiff a Swamp Drake! A wingless dragon species, that loves the cool murky swamp waters. He does smell pretty funky because he's in the swamp all the time.🤣

2: Who’s the fastest flying dragon?: Oof. That's a tough one. Out of the main cast, I would say Gordon. But, outside the group, I'd say there's quite a few dragons that could rival his speed. Like The Flying Scotsman.

3: Got anything to share about Nia?

OH MY GOSH Yes yes yes I do!!! Here she is! A beautiful African Painted Wyvern! One of the few wyvern species that's primarily a quadruped!

I've been wanting to share about her for SO long! She lives in the African wilderness, with her clan! Well, she used to. Unfortunately, there's not many of her kind left. Just like any other dragon species, human interference was slowly destroying her kind. Especially with the threat of poaching. And eventually, she was alone. But not for long! She eventually end's up joining Thomas's clan, and moving to Sodor!

Also, I actually have a little something for her and James planned. I always found it interesting that they were implied to be close in BWBA. (Wild, right?🤣) So, I might be doing a little something with that... ;)

4: What’s the dynamic between James and Percy?: I would say that in the first few stories, they definitely pick on each other. Percy is a cheeky, outspoken, and very confident young dragon. And James is well... ✨James.✨ Lol. So their personalities do clash a bit at first. But eventually, they became close. Especially after Tale Of The Brave. Percy is like James and Thomas's baby brother and they will both protect him at all costs.

5: How long can dragons live?: Hmmm. That's a good question. Looking at the original series, and how long the engines can live, I'd say that they can live way past 100, as long as they have a safe place to live. Some can even be thousands of years old! Like Hiro!

6: What’s Gordon’s biggest fear?: Being alone. Definitely. He might not be able to express himself properly. But the man lost almost his entire family/species. If he lost his new one, I think he would just break. :(

7: How did Henry overcome his illness or did he ever overcome it?: Okay! So this is an interesting one! He hasn't actually gotten rid of it. He just learned how to work with it. One being his back left leg, which is uh... Gone?😅 A very bad accident happened...😬 ANYWAYS, he has a prosthetic that he makes with his plant powers out of wood, so he can get around. (Henry's New Shape baby!😆😂) It's made of living material, and connected to the Earth. So it's like he never lost anything! His other thing is he has arthritis. I felt this fit well, because some older animals get this and it just seemed to work best out of all the options. He did learn a few ways of reliving the pain though. Being in water helps. He can relax his joints while cooling off. And some herbal remedies help too. I felt like portraying him as working with his conditions, rather than it just going away, was a bit more realistic. He's not an engine, so they can't just replace a few parts and everything is back to normal. Since he's a flesh and blood creature, things would be a lot different. He's most likely still going to feel the effects, even after the fact.

8: Are all eggs from each types of dragons unique or same colour and shape?: They're unique! Just like real life eggs! So many colors, shapes, and sizes! Here's a few examples I came up with! I numbered them too!

Storm Titan Egg. (Gordon's Species!)

Awdry's Blue Tarragon. (Thomas's species! Fun fact! Tarragon isn't just a name for a herb! It's latin name means "Little Dragon"!)

Opal Wing Wyvern. (This species is kinda related to James through his Wyvern side.)

9: Does Thomas ever travel around the ‘world?: Definitely! I haven't gotten that far in the story yet. But he definitely does a little bit of globe trotting. So do some of the other characters!

10: And lastly, are there any unicorns in this AU?: Yep! I'm not sure what characters they would be though. Or what their place is in the story yet. So, we'll see what happens with them! I might make a few characters like Annie, Clarabel, and Flora unicorns.

And that's all I got for now! Thanks for the questions! I had a blast working on this one!😁🫶