#thank god for small mercies

[a-sad-secret-death]

I just remembered the gc500 is on this weekend and sure the election anxiety sucks ass but at least i don't have final exams to contend with as well

[terpia]

Apologies for the bummer, too personal post, but just because I need to vent (if that's even the right word here) -

What is it about the death of immediate family members that feels so unreal? My stepfather died unexpectedly this weekend, and even though I have fully internalised that on an intellectual level, on an emotional level it hasn't hit me at all yet. Same happened when my grandma died, it felt like it took my heart months to actually catch up to what happened.

[youaremysunshine-court]

Okay wow so internalised homophobia is shit for everyone huh

[pwrsavingmode]

serious question from a trans guy ~6 months on t: why have i grown leg hair everywhere except for two symmetrical bald patches on my inner thighs and will the hair grow in there too if i just give it time

[manojnaironline]

Small mercies

Have you ever heard the idiom, ‘Thank God for small mercies’? Well, I recently had the opportunity to put it into practice. It is currently May, the month when the Indian summer is at its peak. Most of the north and west of the country are experiencing scorching heat, with temperatures ranging between 35 and 47 degrees Celsius. To make matters worse, there is construction in progress in my…

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[justaz]

lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out

merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???

arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!

merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.

gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??

arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.

merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?

arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??

merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me

arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got

leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!

merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”

arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????

merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?

percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy

elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining

arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh

merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.

[seaquestions]

youre ever in a phone call where youre like. fuuucking hell man i shoulda said no to them 5 dialogue branches ago now im gonna be stuck in this conversation for a full hour.

[slashthrashandcrash]

Question; what do you think the legion & danny’s opinions on the Trickster are?

Danny does not like this fucker. You can't put two egotistical showboating psychopaths together in the same room and expect them to get along. Trickster is the one of the few killers Danny will actively defend Legion against, because this is the last dickhead who gets any right to talk shit about his kids. Would not hesitate to throw hands with this stupid pop star twink...and maybe hatefuck about it, depends on where the mood takes them.

Legion has mixed opinions on him amongst themselves. They're all kids from the 80s growing up in the 90s, so K-Pop is absolutely not on their radar and even if it was, it's not their style. Except Susie -- I think she'd secretly like his music. Frank is on Danny's side in thinking this guy sucks, Joey is usually indifferent although Trickster's music definitely grates on his nerves, Julie sometimes gets enticed by his stage presence and dramatic personality like any teenage girl, which just further irritates Frank.

[safehaven3d]

GUYSSS I FOUND A STASH OF SLEEPING PILLS!!!!

[gregoftom]

tvtropes doesn’t have sections for tom and greg but they have a bunch for side characters like pugh and bill of all people and it makes me want to eat my hands (ewan’s page reads him to absolute filth though so that’s funny at least)

wtf tvtropes step it tf up???? that’s like. basic. it should have a tomgreg section in of itself. tg is literally featured in museums lmfao, smh. but as separate characters they should have their own pages?? shameful. but lmfaoooo thank god. ewan that shitty old bitch

[hey-scully-itsme]

love being home for Christmas. and by love I mean im currently hiding in my old room wishing I couldn’t hear my dad reading a chapter of The 48 Laws of Power out loud to my youngest sibling

[girlonthelasttrain]

Explicit fic is meant to be read on the holidays, surreptitiously on phones and laptops, while you're trapped with family in the same place for days on end

[hotniatheron]

the reason i have no musical ability is bc my mother would have had me auditioning to be in celtic women if i did

[peri-helia]

Lost a fic I had been working on for two days bc Word magically fucked up the numbers on the Word files I had open and apparently I haven’t saved the right one 😞

[to-spread-the-ministry]

Just not right now, I'm at work and I will NOT bleed on the books

you're so cute i need to bite a chunk out of your arm