#although idk maybe in the states you can take animals on planes anyway

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[himbosims]

The Simself Challenge? Is that what this is called? I have no idea. . .

The challenge is basically to make a simself then answer a fuck ton of question so here we are. Thanks @willowbomb and @sim-borg for tagging me. I’ll tag: whoever wants to do this because idk who hasn't done this yet

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Taylor

2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? My childhood nickname was Tot. My friends call me d*ke and slut though so hey

3. BIRTHDAY? July 23, 2001

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES? Series definitely The Mortal Instruments or the Infernal Artifacts by Cassandra Clare

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? Both i think, definitely aliens. I don't fuck with ghosts and all that because I don't want to die

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? Right now my favs are Adam Silvera and Becky Albertalli

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? Where I live we have five stations, one that plays music from the 30’s all the time, three country, and one that says it plays pop but ends up playing country anyways. So, none.

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? Idk man, thats a loaded question. Probably vanilla

9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? ??? lit… idk dude I was trying to think of something that's weird but I can't think of anything

10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? Be My Mistake by The 1975 or Not Warriors by Waterparks

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? Serious answer, lunacy (there's a reason its my username) not as serious, I just heard someone outside yell for the chillin’s and I started laughing because that word is great

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO?  I’m currently listening to From Eden by Hozier

13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? Shameless, Glee, Shadowhunters, Grey’s. I could go on.

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN?Love, Simon, Call Me By Your Name, or The Perks of Being a Wallflower

15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? Obviously

16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Spiders and needles

17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? nothing

18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? Everything, in seriousness, my selfishness or narcissism,  

19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? Cats are my favorites but dogs are cool

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall

21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Never have been

22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? NOT AS MUCH STRESS

23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Irl- my friend EJ. Online- @hallowiamshebsims

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Green

25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown

26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? Read 23

27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? Read 23

28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? Read 23

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? I don't remember the last time I was excited for something

30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? Writing I think

31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? Hannah Montana, Ned Declassified, Drake and Josh, Flapjack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Chowder, Rugrats. I'm a true early Gen Z kid

32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? My girl best friend, I dont tell him everything because i'm a secretive bitch

33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? Nah

34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? Read 16

35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT? Both

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? Writing, reading, creating imaginary worlds to live in

37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? I am almost done with History Is All You Left me by Adam Silvera and oh boy that book

38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Paranorman: “You’re gonna love my boyfriend, he’s like a total chick flick nut.”

39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? N/A

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? Cats

41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? @hallowiamshebsims @simmerberlin @willowbomb @pollinationqueen @gunthermnch

42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? The ability to always have the money to pay for things

43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? My room probably

44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? People falling down, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4jWSQNd

45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? That’s cute

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? I have two teachers that are really weird about phones and talking in class so we pass notes instead

48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Nah

49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? LOUD EATERS

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? I went to a christian concert when I was like 5 so there's that

51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? Nope, I live in the south how do you expect me to not eat meat

52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? Teacher since I live in the south and that's the only jobs beside retail or waitress in my town

53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? The Shadow World, but I wanna be a warlock, not a dumb shadowhunter lol

54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? Everything

55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? I’m afraid of what's in the dark, which is a hard ass way to say yes

56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? All the time but im tone deaf so its bad

57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? If I was sick, yeah. Other than that, I did twice. Once because I had a really bad panic attack right before the bus got to my house and I called my mom claiming I was really sick, and once a few weeks ago because my dog got sprayed by a skunk therefore making me smell like a skunk

58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? uhhhhhhh

59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? New York City, LA, San Francisco, Toronto, Portland, London. Any big city to be honest

60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? A dog and three cats

61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? Both. I sometimes stay up super late and sometimes i'm up really early. And if I can actually force myself out of bed I can get a lot done in either of those times

62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? Sunrises

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? Yeah but im gay so its not good driving l

64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? Everything that wont break in a week

65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nah

66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? I don't really have a favorite, I listen to all kinds of stuff

67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? Uhhhhh, Deadpool, or Spiderman

68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? Nope

69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? It takes a lot to make me angry but when im angry it's bad and I forget what i do when i was angry so i don't really know

70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? Real

71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? English and Creative Writing

72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? Younger sister, younger step brother

73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A starbucks coffee last night

74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’7 or something

75. CAN YOU COOK? Depends on what i'm cooking

76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? Books, music, friends

77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? Racists, homophobes, sexists- so basically most the people in my town (hell what am i kidding, this side of the Mason-Dixon line)

78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? One of each

79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? I am on the ace spectrum and I am panromantic

80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? ‘Merica the brave

81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? Sheb

82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Like, yesterday

83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? CallMeKevin RTGame The Shane Dawson squad

84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? sometimes

85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP?I guess this hell site

86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE?My mom and I are kinda close, i don't really talk to my dad much (even though I live with him half the week)

87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? Aussie, British, Scottish, Irish… all of them

88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? Everywhere that’s not my state and the ones touching it

89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 23

90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? notta

91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? Yes, but not crazy religious. I just believe in fate and that there is some type of higher power

92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OF THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? Nasa bitch

93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? I have an issue with adrenaline. As in, although i am an anxious person with too much adrenaline anyways I like to do things that give me a rush of adrenaline

94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? I can't have my eyes pierced because I'm allergic to metal in the sense of having it in my body

95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? Yep

96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? Nope

97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Next question

98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? I mean netiehr, but i'm not a huge fan of sand

99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? You’ve made it through your worst day before, you can do it again

100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? I think so

101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? Sytherlin, not surprise

102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? I’m talking to myself right now

103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? Introvert

104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? Nah, my writing is kind alike my diary

105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? I give people too many chances

106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Check the ID, maybe take the money and leave it in a bush or something. I don’t know

107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? For sure

108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? Please don’t  tickle me

109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Nope

110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? Read question 94

111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? Alec Lightwood or Magnus Bane, but young Alec because I can't be friends with 27 year old Alec

112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? Scared of needles, remember?

113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? Doing things for me

114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? YES

115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? Both

116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? Not really but if my future partner wants some i’d be open to talk about it

117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? My ex-best friend. I used to hate how she never had to try to get good grades or be good at things, she just was

118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? All my memories are embarrassing if you look close enough

119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? At least twice a month

120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? Nutruels and black

121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? Sure

122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? I think I wa son the news once

123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 17

124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? I have a lot, “Words have the power to change us.” “perhaps it is because of time that we suffer.” “I remain a work in progress until I die.” “The thing you are most afraid to write, write that.” I could go on

125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? Sweet

[juspeczyk]

i wanna know all about your ocs!!

cRACKS KNUCKLES.... RUBS MY HANDS TOGETHER.... SO

spooky boi over there is the prince ?? king ?? lord ?? ruler of a dead province, which died out from (1) him practicing magic/experimenting on his own people and (2) him becoming so preoccupied with learning magic that he completely ignored all of his actual duties. he was trained to use magic by death itself. he’s like a thousand years old at the very least, nobody really knows how long he’s been around for sure and at this point he exists more as a spooky legend than an actual like... menace or anything... like, he’s just There. Being Spooky. his castle is surrounded by miles and miles of wasteland and by wasteland i mean creepy dark scrub-plains filled with brambles and vague ruins of a civilization long since gone. his name is kilmalkhan [said kil MAL kan] because that’s the scariest fantasy name i could come up with lmao

sunshine baby girl is belanthea, she’s from a village relatively close to the wasteland, like, they can see the castle and supposedly the village was started by some emigrants from that province who left when they realized their king dude had just ollied out to have the biggest emo phase in the history of existence. she wants to be the world’s best healer!!! slash doctor!!! idk it’s a fantasy world and i feel weird calling her a doctor because she Specifically Wants To Learn Magic To Heal People Better Than Anyone Else. (side note: fuck outta here with that laws of magic bullshit. sure it’s fun but it defeats the entire purpose of magic being magic. magic works however the fuck magic wants to work in this world my dude. if belanthea wants to say abracablessyou and cure the common cold then she’s gonna do exactly that.) she goes to kilmalkhan because he’s the most powerful witch (wizard? warlock? sorcerer? why aren’t there any cool gender neutral terms for magic users @ d&d people fix this please) like... ever, at all, in the history of everything. again, this guy apprenticed under death and basically shirked all his responsibilities to nerd out over magic for 1000+ years. (what kind of goals, tbh...)

so yeah belanthea makes this arduous and mostly just really fucking annoying and inconvenient trek out to his castle in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and she’s like “hey i wanna learn magic” and he’s like “if you think i can just teach you magic then you’re an idiot. i’m the leonado da vinci of magic. the gordon ramsey. the lady gaga. you gotta start with some small shit like magical wax on wax off first, get outta here, stop wasting my time, i have brooding to do” so of course she is Not Happy and she’s like “first of all, i’m clearly exhausted and dehydrated and starving and you haven’t offered me any food or lodging, so fuck you, second of all, i know for a fact that you’re bored out of your mind because you’ve just been sitting around in a castle for hundreds of years, so fuck you, third of all, it’s your duty as the former political leader of my village’s ancestors to make a formal apology for the shit you pulled ages ago and you can do that by teaching me magic to be their doctor, so fuck you”

obviously. this is unexpected. and of course he’s bored out of his mind and lonely as absolute hell. he’s an idiot man who automatically shoos everyone away because he places no value on relationships. the fool. the absolute nincompoop. so he finally agrees to teach her after realizing that (1) he would be a MASSIVE prick not to (2) to even make the trek out here she probably does have some innate magical abilities so it’s not like he’d be starting from scratch (3) she really did just tear into him six ways from sunday and he doesn’t want this cute girl he just met to go back to her village and tell everyone what a fucking sad doofus he is. so they get to it and it turns out that she’s The Most Magical Person He’s Ever Met In His Entire Ridiculously Long Life?? just?? naturally??? she’s just Like That??? like what the fuck??? what the fuck???? he had to go through all these crazy summoning spells and ritual bargains and make sacrifices and she can just smile at some flowers and they start blooming????? what the FUCK

in the beginning he’s really hesitant and doubtful because his studies focused a lot on like... evading mortality, drawing life from one thing and giving it to another, summoning things from other planes, like he focused a lot on “dark” magic, and her focus is much more on nurturing and growing and healing living things and “good” magic. pretty soon though they both realize that there is a middle ground, because the core idea of both their studies is preserving life! so that’s cool and they get along a lot better after that. at one point they have the following discussion

mal: so you want to be the world’s greatest healer

thea: yes

mal: so your boyfriend is cursed?

thea: no?

mal: oh so your village has a terrible magic affliction then

thea: no

mal: then why did you come all the way out here???

thea: because i just want to make life better and easier for everybody? i want to be able to set broken bones instantly and painlessly? i want to make potions that ease pain without clouding the mind? i want to be able to save mothers and children and grandfathers who aren’t ready to die?that’s it? i just want to make the world a better place? why do i need some kind of greedy ulterior motive for that???

mal:

thea:

mal:

thea:

mal (internally, realizing he has now fallen head over heels in love): oh no

so yeah they teach each other stuff, belanthea becomes an amazingly powerful witch, possibly even more powerful than kilmalkhan, because her power comes from her altruism and her faith in people and Boy Howdy Does She Have Oodles Of That!!!!

fast forward and it’s been months?? maybe a year?? a long time... mal comes to her eventually and is like *mr. darcy voice* these past months have been a torment, end my agony, i love you, most ardently, please do the honor of accepting my hand!!! and she’s like..... (inhales) BOI............. of course you’re in love with me i’m the first person you talked to in centuries!!!! no!!!! i’m not marrying you!!! go walkabout!!! travel the world!!! spend a year or two learning to talk to people like a normal human being you dumbass!!! THEN come propose to me if you still feel this way!!!

so he does that-- but before he leaves he passes on his Official Title to her, which means she gets his castle, and all his cool magic shit, and his political influence, and his direct line to death in case she ever needs help with her sweet magic stunts-- he Humbles Himself and Goes Amongst The People and re-learns how to do normal human shit like carry a conversation and hold doors for the person behind you and make funny noises at cats in the hopes they don’t run away from you. she goes back to her village and starts healing people, and soon she is able to start traveling and working in other villages as her reputation (and power) grows.

after his ~year of socialization is up mal goes back and tracks thea down and probably does some extra goth nonsense shit like takes the form of a giant crow-vulture-man-monster and stands outside the wall like “hey is belanthea there”-- because listen. the guy is a terrifying inhuman monster witch. of course he’s gonna do something like that. but he’s also an awkward geek who just wants to say hi to his friend and apologize for being an asshole to her, so like, he’s not gonna DO anything, he’s just gonna stand there and look spooky. some guard sees this and is like HOLY FUCK THE DEVIL IS INVADING and shoots mal with arrows or whatever and it’s super dramatic and of course mal just pulls them out and bleeds his green blood everywhere like “bro what the fuck” and then belanthea shows up and if y’all thought spooky vulture boy was scary then HOOOOOOOOOO WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS TINY WITCH... she goes full-on avatar state on this poor guard like “WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THE SPOOKY IDIOT!! HE DID NOTHING YOU FOOL!! THIS IS WHY I’M TRYING TO INSTALL MANDATORY PUBLIC EDUCATION!!!!!!”

mal is more or less fine because he’s an immortal being of inhuman nature but belanthea heals him anyway and he’s like “hey this is probably a bad time but uhhhh i still have like a huge crush on you” and she’s like “honestly even if i didn’t like you back i’d still marry you because you’re a disaster who needs supervision”

so they get married and move back into the castle (her castle now) and she keeps all his cool titles and abilities and the wasteland flourishes and people move back and she heals everyone and there is free school and everything rocks forever

they’re mainly an amalgamation of dracula (specifically anime dracula from hellsing and castlevania lmao) and hades and persephone but there are other characters/narratives i tossed in there (see: the legend of holly claus, howl’s moving castle) because I Am Always So Weak For This Type Of Narrative And I Wanted To Combine All My Favorite Things Into One Cohesive Storyline

also this post just crossed my dashboard and i feel like “a necromancer is just a really late healer” sums up their entire relationship dynamic lmfao

other miscellaneous fun facts:

kilmalkhan has a crow/vulture motif because obviously those are carrion birds but they are also beautiful and i love them, and although they look spooky, they tend to just go about their business and be chill, which is a big mood for him

belanthea knew she was gonna marry that idiot the moment she met him but she also knew that she loves and respects herself and wasn’t going to marry that idiot until he stopped being an idiot

he thinks he kills every plant he touches because of his magic but he’s actually just a really shitty gardener. she fixes this

she lives almost exclusively on cheese and bread if left to her own devices because she’s an awful cook. he fixes this

they both are immortal because the basic mechanic of magic is that it comes from death, the earth, the stars, etc. and all of those are undying things, so the more a person uses magic the more “celestial” they will become. some people are born with the ability to channel magic, some learn it later in life, some can’t do any magic at all. belanthea and kilmalkhan were both born with ridiculously op magical abilities

when i say “no laws of magic” i mean it but like. certain ingredients do certain things, certain rituals have certain outcomes, it’s not like magic is this crazy deus ex machina force that people can toss around willy nilly. it takes discipline and study but it’s a lot less“you take the rock and soak it in moon-charged water on the third of june at 3:33 pm exactly and sprinkle seven grains of salt on it and leave it in a chicken’s nest for seven days and when you come back you must fish it out with your eyes closed and only then will it be gold” and a lot more “you point at a rock and wish really hard and it turns to gold”

mal has been using magic so long that he is completely inhuman. he only keeps the human form because it was what he was born in and what he’s used to. his blood is green. his skin is very cold (but he grows warmer the more he learns to socialize and be happy again). sometimes he inadvertently turns into a giant vulture-wolf-monster-dude. sometimes belanthea just wakes up in the middle of the night and finds said vulture-wolf-monster-dude curled up on her tummy like a cat

kilmalkhan would absolutely raze a nation if one (1) person looked at belanthea funny but everyone loves belanthea so it’s much more likely that someone will look at kilmalkhan funny and belanthea will turn into a terrifying angelic dryad to angrily lecture that person on not judging people by their appearance