#i think i will

[gaybuckybarnesss]

glenpowell: Feel it. Chase it. Ride it.

[girllookingoutwindow]

Polin weeding

[buglizard]

another art trade so soon?! this one is for @meooooooooooooooooooo !! this was a lot of fun to draw :) check out meo's amazing art!

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

[thesilliestofgals]

this took me like 20 minutes

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Brazil: Despite death threats, trans candidates run in record numbers for Sunday’s council polls

As trans people have set their sights on political office, many have been met with intimidation efforts bent on turning them away, including a candidate in Brazil’s biggest city who survived an assassination attempt last week.

Benny Briolly radiated confidence as she walked through a concrete favela alleyway, dressed in a stunning snow-white outfit, while volunteers enthusiastically waved campaign flags bearing her image.

As a city councilwoman, Briolly is part of a historic wave of nearly 1,000 transgender politicians vying for office across all 26 states in Brazil this Sunday. This milestone marks a significant increase from the previous local elections four years ago, with the number of transgender candidacies tripling.

According to Brazil’s electoral court, which monitors transgender candidates for the first time, this surge in political participation is noteworthy. Trans rights group Antra had tracked candidacies in the past, but this year’s numbers are unprecedented. Unfortunately, many transgender politicians have faced intimidation and hostility, including a candidate in Brazil’s largest city who narrowly survived an assassination attempt just last week.

Continue reading.

[ember-amber]

This will cause widespread brainrot

[noctilu-uca]

CAN I SEE THE SLIDE PRESENTATION

yeah sure keep in mind this was made DAY OF announcement so i literally knew nothing all i knew is that i had to put my thoughts on a google slide for my friends who literally could not care about the reboot

Jyushi hutcherson is real in my heart

[purrassicjet]

I really want to know what's happening back at the Kei Lumenura Camp. We know that something's happening to Lydia's gem, but what's happening to Jawbone? Did the full moon change for everybody, and so is Jawbone rampaging as well?

[venigni]

When I say "fear play with Romeo" this scenario is 100% exactly what I mean.

[dissonantharmony]

tragic news: local man cannot acquire free will even in a world entirely built around giving you free will

(@blackfliesinbluesugar and i got deranged in dms. have an oscar in the ever after au <3)

[rabbit-harpist]

philza minecraft, pen and pencil plus watercolor

[cyclonestudios-alt]

incorrect FNAF quotes

Cassidy: You're alive. William: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Cassidy: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Evan: And? Cassidy: And you are.

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Fritz/Foxy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Elizabeth/Circus Baby: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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William: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Clara: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? William: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Henry: edible

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Susie/Chica: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Foxy: Are you busy? Bonnie: Yes. Foxy: Cool, listen to this...

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I'll do more later lol, this took me several weeks to make (partially cause it was sitting in my drafts for days at a time but whatever)

Enjoy.

[cuddleswinchester]

the urge to go find a pretty rock for my special guy

[determinate-negation]

u think i can make weed stem tea with honey raki as the binding agent instead of rum 🤔