#(pls humour me)

[starqueensthings]

I know it’s Tech Tuesday but I’ve been manifesting this mans safety all day and if I don’t post these, I won’t sleep tonight 🙃

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

[hyvneluv]

Hear me out.

Biker boy Hyunjin PLEASEEEE enemy to lover trope type? You challenge him in some way and he goes like ‘bring it on baby’ WHILE WEARING THAT FULL LEATHER SUIT LOOKING AT YOU LIKE HE WANTS TO DEVOUR YOU 😭

That necklace pull omg im so weak for this man I swear

Maybe im just ovulating guys idk

[high-voltage-rat]

man okay so I used to play mechquest and dragonfable back in like, 2008 when I was a kid with very little patience to follow a storyline. coming back as an adult and finishing mechquest has absolutely slapped me silly with how deep and serious the story is in between all the absurdist humour. I have. so many emotions over the whole storyline, and especially so many thoughts about the unique form of tragedy that is The Reset.

You save the world but it's not the world anymore. You and your friends survive but you don't know each other anymore- have nothing left of the lives you fought to keep. You 'save' everything but it's still all gone. Everything you knew and loved, gone, and you don't even know what you've lost. You can't even keep the memory of what you had- and that's almost kinder compared to being one of the 3ish people who DO remember... and have to live around everyone else who doesn't, knowing their closest friends look at them and see a stranger, and that they may as well be because they aren't that person they remember being.

And to top it all off, that terrible sacrifice doesn't even end it. you're still left fighting impossible and devastating wars over and over. It's the tragedy of doomed time loops with extra layers of devastating all over the place. The GEARS University students being forced to become soldiers because they're all that's left to protect their homeworld. The horrors of the Shadowscythe virus taking over friends and loved ones you may be forced to put down to save yourself. The town of Falconreach burning over and over because no matter how hard they fight, it's never enough. The people like Sha'rae who sacrifice themselves to try and prevent tyrrany from seizing power, only for it to be utterly useless.

Anyway the brainrot is severe and especially dangerous since I'm coming into exam season and all my hyperfixated brain wants to do is chew on glass about these games.

[antaripirate]

holland mid conversation with ojka

[undercover-horn-blog]

One thing I absolutely adore in sickfics with a group of friends is playful teasing/banter.

Somebody has a bad cold. Their friends are all like:

"Mate, you are literally a walking Lemsip advert."

"You look like... if death had a horrible cold."

"Never before have we had such strong visual supporting evidence of the importance of washing your hands."

"Ah, finally. The answer to the question: 'What if nasal congestion took on human form?'"

"What do you mean, if you get any sicker? If you got any sicker, you'd be six feet under, my man."

[angeltism]

hi screaming crying why does kotoko have slightly less of an unforgiven vote than muu currently . mutuals followers anyone who sees this i BEG of you to go vote her guilty more for the bit . it would be so funny if she hit 80% . it would be a new record for most guilty pls it would be so funny

[existentialcrisistime]

I'm curious, so:

& please feel free to explain your choice in the tags

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

Short Prompt #3

TW: Destruction, blood, screaming mention

Bits of shrapnel and rock fly everywhere, and tendrils of smoke seem to snake up from the ground. The sounds of screaming civilians and wailing sirens echo through the air. A gaping hole is burnt into one section of the asphalt road, the size of a small crater.

A tall figure, dressed all in black, so menacing that the mere sight of them sent people scrambling away in fear makes their way down the completely demolished street, glass crunching under their boots.

Lowering the hood of their cloak, they saunter into what was supposed to be a coffee shop, to find the barista seemingly unfazed, standing behind the counter nursing a bleeding nose.

"Where is Hero?" they demand, voice thundering.

Civilian effortlessly meets their diamond-hard gaze, and without missing a beat, they reply in a monotone, "Sir, this is a Starbucks."

*Note: I used 'sir', cuz that's the meme format, this can easily be changed to ma'am.

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[p1nkballetflats]

as an irish person, i just find it so funny when people who aren’t from ireland (mostly americans) try to write AF fanfics… they make him sound so american, like we can just TELL from the google translated irish phrases that you’re using LMAO póg mo thóin, tá tú an-amaideach agus tá sé chomh greannmhar xx

[akai-anna]

[iman-92]

i have to be honest. i hate funny men.

[dansevilpianotea]

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[secondwheel]

nobody: 

literally nobody: 

me: why do I hate myself