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[coughwheezecough]

Maybe I'll start a crime, what then Bezos?

[sevikasenby]

CANNOT HAVE SHIT ON THIS APP TODAY

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Moon Knight randomly trending, so I'll say it again, beloved as he is to me, I'd rather never see him again than next or only see him in a crossover or what if or team up movie with the greater MCU's hollow grubby little interconnected paws all over him

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

[thenightsystem]

The best thing about being friends with people who have already manipulated and broken your trust is that you know you can’t trust them with things!

-host

[this-place-called-nowhere]

My toxic trait is to think that the compliments or nice things people say to me are all lies.

[alittledoseofchaos]

How I think some Miraculous Ladybug characters figure out identities in crossovers (by accident)

Alya: Keeps putting masks on famous people/people in like one (1)newspaper as a joke, and going, wait a minute🤔... (ends with her doing the red string board thing to prove it)

Juleka: People keep forgetting she's there, unless their very cautious like the bat's or actively listening to heartbeats/breathing. Some people think shes a ghost or meta because their convinced they wouldn't overlook some kid.

Max: He built an AI at 14-ish, I think it's safe to say facial recognition and camera feeds aren't out of the realm of possibility.

These next two are because in canon their incredibly smart, these two would figure each other out instantly if they weren't

A. So stressed and busy

B. Actively trying not to figure it out. (They both know the importance of secret identities even if their a bit stupid at times)

C. Confined by the status quo/plot......anyways

Adrien: "The appearance,personality, and opportunity line up." 🤷‍♂️

Marinette: "the dent in THIS stapler can only be done by inhuman strength.... Can't forget the obvious fact that their friends with.... the hero nods their head to this song in the EXACT same way..... it was just too obvious to miss!" and equally absurd (to most people) things that make complete sense to her. Also, I'm a firm believer in face blind Marinette, so while height, build and hair add to her theories, not even basic facial structure can.

In all seriousness though, these kiddos are incredibly smart and I hate it when they dumb down the characters. I don't care if it's for plot, to make another character look smarter than they are, or a joke, if you need to dumb down a character to do that, then you shouldn't be writing. I mean this for characterization too!

Bonus: MLB vs. CONSPIRACY THEORIST

Random conspiracy theorist: "So this smudge on the roof means they can fly/walk on walls and means their clearly a hero."

Marinette: "Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly from a Pepsi bottle exploding, maybe a Coke, not Dr. Pepper though."

Adrien: "Why not Dr. Pepper?"

Alya: "You can see the trash bin and fridge in the pic, there's really beat up Pepsi and Coke bottles, but no Dr. Pepper. My money is on Coke.

Adrien: "But what if they stopped buying Dr. Pepper because it stained the roof?"

Max: "Valid point, but a quick search through the person's social media history shows a post mentioning a Coke can explosion, and a lack of morals required for heroing."

Marinette: "Dang, I was wrong about the brand :("

Alya: "ha"

RCT: "This is clearly just a cover up."

*collective eye roll

[juuuuunaaaaaooooo]

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[thesleepyjelly]

My rapper name

Lil barber

My barber name?

Lil rapper

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[werewolfetone]

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[my-random--thoughts]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[viralfrog]