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(sighs dreamily like a teenage girl thinking about her crush) my poor little meows meows <3 (am looking at a pic of a 40 year old man) 

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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

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they need to make mutuals that live 2 minutes away from u

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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

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you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

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Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

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"how can you be blogging about fun stuff while this horrible thing is going on?"

there's always horrible things going on somewhere. if you refuse to calm down until it all stops, all you'll do is give yourself a stroke

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*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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at least i havethe characters

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Homing pigeon DNA sticker

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May I please see a spectacled fruit bat?

image description: a closeup of a flying fox, showing the spectacles that inspired its name image source: Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO)

Spectacled flying fox (Pteropus conspicillatus) Also known as the Spectacled fruit bat, this bat species is named for the light brown markings around its eyes.

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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