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Snail drinking a dew drop from an acorn head 

Fun fact: snails can have up to 14 000 teeth - they are tiny and positioned on their tongue called the radula. 

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saying out loud "wait why am i watching this" and shutting off the crappy youtube video you were just using to kill time is a sign of growth

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Woe, half-assed attempt at one of those™️ collages be upon ye ❤️💜❤️

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i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

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Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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hi mr. laios

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Jupiter Van Gogh

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talking about the thing u love

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PUT THAT MAN IN BETTER MOVIES AND ROLES THIS INSTANT *my psychic powers cause a surge of electricity to black out the whole city except for my little television screen where it automatically presses play on another piece of media where he stars for five seconds in a scene with almost no dialogue before getting shot several times*

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when two adhd girls link up... ANYTHING could stop us

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Sometimes you like the fandom favorite and that's annoying because you have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way. Other times, you like the fandom's least favorite and that's annoying because you still have to see all the wild takes that do not interpret them the correct way.

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I like that we’ve kind of cycled back to the early 90s TV’s fearful attitudes about technologies

Like yeah, X-Files, I wouldn’t get into an elevator run by AI either, good call in 1993, you nailed it

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oh no i’m adding another sad pathetic man to my collection of sad pathetic men i’m obsessed with. oh well

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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

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