#(lying this fucking sucks)
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queers them into oblivion
#okay i'll stop now haha#snailsstuff#lu#linked universe#lu wind#lu warriors#lu four#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu time#lu twilight#lu wild#lu sky#fanart#art#with this art I can now move on from the whole thing#(lying this fucking sucks)
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Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong
#weight#weight loss#brought to you by the realisation today that my hips are currently smaller than my fucking waist usually is#it’s summer and i’ve been walking the hill a lil more but damn that’s not fucking good#and before anyone even THINKS ‘i wish i had this problem’ i guarantee you do not#cuz it comes from 2 hour bathroom trips that are screamingly painful#and the arbitrary inability to eat literally anything#which often crops up right before i sit down to eat something#and i mean i can wait it out and eat late but it’s really goddamn annoying#and none of my goddamn clothes fit AGAIN i’m way out of even my smallest stuff#my broke ass is not buying new shit and if i make any cosplay to fit me now it’ll be way too small when i’m back in remission 😤#gotta get the goddamn meal replacement shakes again and see if i can process those#they are GROSS#gym bros are lying to you#they all suck#and i need to do em along with regular meals cuz i’m not gonna get enough from either#luckily i also have chronically low blood pressure so frenchfries are medicinal on both levels#this may also explain my resting heartrate being around 120bpm in my opinion#but no one’s ever really discussed it
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Also it's still very funny to me when I say "I like Rings of Power" and someone sees it and says I'm not a true fan of Tolkien's works and must not know anything about his writing and then I post a picture of my bookshelf. Never gets old.
#Like yeah dogs are my special interest but also#This is OG special interest#Literally the reason I'm on the internet in the first place is because I joined lotr fan forums when I was 12#Lying about being 13#No one at my school liked it but plenty of strangers on the internet were happy to talk incessantly with me about the color of legolas' hai#Or whether or not the eagles could have flown them to mordor#Who else would have giggled with me about that 15 minute long gif of boromir talking about walking into mordor#I've been here for twenty damn years and I will not be chased off by some jerks who think they're better than anyone else#Because they've been sucking the toes of PJ and WB#I was there Gandalf#I was there when you were a loser if you admitted to liking the movies#It's the same arguments recycled again and again#Meanwhile I'm the omg two cakes guy#Omg more Tolkien stuff??? Sign me the fuck up I'm always willing to go back to middle earth wym you don't like it
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Ethel Cain was right. It's just not my year.
#personal#But I'm all good out here. (lying)#This year has sucked so fucking bad for me. Up there with 2016 and 2020 already for me.#And it's not even done yet... 🤪
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i fuckigm HATE when pills get stuck and you can FEEL them but they dont move when you drink water and it just feels AWFUL for like 3 minutes. bitch get Down wtf are you doing up there
#raccoon's thoughts#its sucks so badddddd#i know youre THERE jyst fucking GO DOWN#WHY ARE YPU LIKE THIS#JCHHFHDGDGDJVJ#yea im normal now. [<- lying]
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pleased to announce i have reached the plain toast with butter phase of recovery
#maybe it's just bc i do not get sick like physically sick like that very much as an adult so you forget how truly and deeply it sucks beyond#anything and everything. but fucking hell. we have been through the dry crackers & ginger ale phase so. we are onto phase 2#my nephew & 2 sisters and bil got it and then my other niece so i was like oh it is only a matter of time.... and all i could think last#night as i was lying on the bathroom floor was that drag race exit where she's like they got me gals! but i could not remember who said it#i think it was ginger actually. anyway kfgnkfjdnnn
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ugh guys i think they're gonna Get me 😑
#just wanna say that EVERYONE ELSE who sees flint lying murdering plotting etc is like#damn this guy sucks. let's stage a mutiny to get rid of him as captain#meanwhile SILVER sees the same things and is like#i'm going to give him all the information i can find on the mutineers and save his life twice and hang out with him 🙂🤩😉#like calm down man he is noooooot gonna fuck you 🤨😔#black sails
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
No- beauty is in the EYE of the BEHOLDING.
Also an alt. version based off of that one image. You know the one.
And the reference I used as well!
#This is my first like. actual colored piece of elias#and MAN do i like it#like. haha heyy Elias Bouchard head of the magnus institute... i heard you recently got divorced again...#this guy fucking sucks. im so in love with him#as i said to my friends; 'he's my favorite 50-something year old man. sorry dad'#art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#my art#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives fanart#tma fanart#elias bouchard#elias bouchard fanart#do i tag the beholding in this post?#i think i tag the beholding in this post.#the eye#the beholding#the ceaseless watcher#btw sorry for lying to you guys in the 'Wish you were here!' post. i never hated elias.#you could say that i. that im.#that im sorry for the decepti-#[gets brutally pipe murdered]
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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i will say tho as someone with memory issues we can like. talk abt this situation without calling that part into question. if i write something and can't remember/find the source, i Tell people that, i don't act like i came up with it myself. and as he says himself, there is plenty he could have been doing to mitigate those issues, and he didn't. and we can question if he's telling the truth about specific parts without questioning if he actually Has Memory Issues or epilepsy or head trauma, he can have those things and still use it as a convenient excuse to explain away active choices. similar to the suicide attempt i don't feel like this is the kind of thing it's the public's place to stick our noses in when we can criticize him just fine without it
#james somerton#and honestly this is less from a place of 'you shouldnt because its ableist overall' although that is part of it#its mostly coming from 'memory issues are so fucking hard to have because no matter how hard you try people will always#doubt your honesty because of things you forget‚ and that Really Fucking Sucks if you really are telling the truth'#like when you were a kid did you ever get in trouble for something your sibling did and then get in more trouble for 'lying'?#or 'making excuses' when ur like !!!! theyre not excuses its just an explanation#and like. to be clear. that shit was almost 100% excuses. like i said he can have these things for real and Also use it as an excuse#and he was still lying about Many Things#but idk on the off chance that part was true i dont want to be part of turning that around on someone else no matter how much they suck#origibberish
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no one even knows ive been hot gluing this frame to my brain walls for the past three days
#iw spoilers#snap chats#ITS JUST A STILL BUT STILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#if i said ill be normal about him one day id be lying sorry i latch onto every frame of masato/aoki like a fucked up leech#like what you frowning for princess ...... <- there was a whole game about why#desperately crying emo boy save me but hes dead and he sucks anyway#maybe ill change my discord pfp for the first time in like three years i need to look at this every five seconds#anyway i needed an excuse to Normal Post about him because sorry i did think bout him for five seconds too long and got sick in the head#i was actually gonna post a diff cap of him fro Y7 but lol ... i never grabbed this one to post ... i was too immersed in playing ..
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gap years
#cool swag art#cool swag ocs#professor layton#archie straidor#He fucking sucks at lying on the spot. I dont even know man
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Having anxiety and your period at the same time makes for a wild time of the month.
#like what do you mean people don’t hate me#or think I suck#at everything#that’s the blood demons and the anxiety talking?#sounds fake#also I need to keep repeating this to myself and still don’t quite believe it#over and over#maybe one day I will believe myself#like I know it’s true#BUT#is it?#someone is lying either me or my anxiety#and my anxiety is very fucking convincing
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I sure do love. 💜
#So so so much.#If anyone says I don't they're lying.#I sure did used to think my ability to love and care about people was a part of my angel programming and not natural emotions.#That fucking sucked!#But now this love is definitely mine.#No Strings (ic)
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watching the new helluva boss episode I have mixed feelings cause I am sorta invested in Blitzo and Stolas. and its once again showing me why i have such a love hate relationship with it and the show.
Like dang theres some really great parts of this but it makes the poor parts all the more aggravating, unfortunately.
(Ramble in the tags)
#music and art? really good#i love stolas being petty honestly and talking like an actual adult man with integrity#but one thing i'll def say is I hope they point out how Stolas is being hypocritical and also just straight up lying to himself#he has. indeed. looked down on Blitz. many times#but the thing is its never in ways he realizes because of privledge and teasing#also a lil nitpick i have is i REALLY wish it wasnt a party about Blitz's exs specifically#i know its silly but if this was a different show like lets say Bojack id say it woulda been a party about *anyone* who's been screwed over#by the guy. right? its unrealistic he's had this many exs but i could 300% believe he's fucked over an entire house of people#cause it shouldnt just be how he sucks at romantic relationships. he just sucks at relationships *in general*#also Verisoka was a nice plus. some justice for her. i wish they posted the full song she sings but alas...
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Vincent Price and Nancy Kovak - Diary of a Madman (1963)
#vincent price#diary of a madman#nancy kovak#fuckkk#i must admit. he drives me crazy in this movie#he had no right to be this fucking fine#god hes so beautiful#and those lips..and smile...#id be lying if i said i didn't want this man to wreck me#id crawl on broken glass for a chance to suck his di*gunshot*#bicon#bisexual god#fav#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#the horla#guy de maupassant#evil
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