#(just confused)

[magickpancakes]

hhhhHHH.... 🎶 I WANT, I WANT TO BE A MACHINE / AND I WANT TO BE SHINY CHROME AND CLEAN / THERES SOMETHING, SOMETHING SOMETHING SOME / THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MEEEEE OOH NOOOO 🎶

[superbat-love]

Kal-El’s spacecraft crash-landed on Earth in the heart of a bustling city. Confused and disoriented, Kal-El emerged from the wreckage and discovered that he had incredible powers under Earth's yellow sun. However, he had no control over his newfound abilities.

As Kal-El ventured through the city, he inadvertently caused chaos and destruction wherever he went. His superhuman strength damaged buildings and his accidental laser vision ignited fires. Despite his attempts to communicate his peaceful intentions, the city's people feared him and fled. Some even shot pellet-like objects at him, which didn't hurt but weren't welcoming either. Kal-El felt disheartened.

Amidst the chaos, a black creature resembling an eight-legged cat from his home planet (though this one walked on two legs) fearlessly approached him. Kal-El perked up, as he absolutely loved cats. His eyes sparkled in delight as he petted the creature's head, scratched behind its pointy ears, and cooed at it.

The cute creature looked unamused, but it put away the sharp object in its hand, made some growly sounds, and stomped off. It didn't seem hostile, so Kal-El decided to follow it. Along the way, he tried to pick it up for a cuddle, but the creature struggled so much that Kal-El had to put it down to prevent any harm. He did manage to land a kiss on top of its head, though.

And that’s how Kal-El met his first Earthling friend.

[hahasuchagarbage]

the gremlin thing doing some cute-kinda-gross-but-hey-its-a-baby stuff, making his father proud and drake a liiittle 👌 scared (he'll get over it, Im sure)

don't ruin your toys, children.

especially if those are toys of a once famous character played by a narcissistic psychopath with complexes..

🌿 The FIRST post about Bushy's offspring if ur interested 🌿

[theatregorl]

Narcissa accidentally and reluctantly befriending all of the Gryffindors?

like imagine

Narcissa is staying late in the library, when she notices a very stressed Remus, when she eventually asks him if he needs help (she claims it’s her duty as a prefect) he claims to have missed a big test due to illness, so she helps him study and stay on top of things.

Narcissa notices Regulus hanging around James Potter a lot, and so when she sees him after quittitch games, she tells him good game.

Narcissa hangs around Dorcas a lot, so when Marlene begins to join them, Narcissa treats her with respect as she would anyone, trying to ignore her house and family name for the sake of her friend.

Frank notices her stealing glances and Alice every now and then, he knows that Alice likes her, so he starts to invite Alice to group studies and game nights.

Narcissa see’s Severus begin to give his long time friend crap for being a ‘mudblood’ and as much as she intends to keeps her bloodline clean, she’ll take any chance she can to annoy Snape, so she’ll put him in his place every now and then, before giving Lily a wink and waking off.

when Alice and Narcissa start seeing each other in secret, Alice one day suggests inviting her along for a hogsmeade trip, everyone agrees almost instantly, except for Sirius, who’s wondering how all of these people know his cousin so well.

[ihaveanaxe]

Quoting Bryan Fuller here just to make sure Hannigram deniers understand

“This queer, unconventional romance”

QUEER.

UNCONVENTIONAL.

ROMANCE.

You get that?

[nqtalie]

how does danny phantom end up in all the batfam fics

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Fellas why are we trending

[random-dragon-exe]

OK so a super minor thing that bugs me about Wreck it Ralph is that apparently the Nicelanders are capable of lifting Ralph up.

You know the same Ralph who's 643 pounds.

Let that sink in, 643 lbs!

The same weight that Turbo/King Candy could carry with ease and toss around like a rag doll when turned into a cybug.

A cybug that's massive from his 9 feet tall stature.

Which is also the same amount of sheer weight that's supposed to have been the key to destroying the Diet Cola Mountain to get it to erupt.

No offense to these little guys, but HOW!?

They're supposed to be the ones that need protection from him in the form of Fix if Felix. If anything, they should be getting absolutely squished underneath him.

I get it, it's such a minor detail to get hung up on, but I'm still perplexed by this.

Like is it a superhuman strength that kicks in at the end when he's beaten? Do they secretly take steroids or something? A power up?

What the heck is going on here?

Again I know this is super minor, but still, I am confused, as it's not explained.

[blitzsicedcoffee]

I really wanna know, why clown, vivzie? I know most would say why NOT clown. But like, fizz and blitz. Makes sense. They were in an all imp circus.

Charlie and lucifer? The HEAD of hell??? Also clown??? with permanent face paint of the little like cheek circles and everything?? The clown decor and circus menagerie??? Why clown.

[xdreamie]

i am a bit confused why dream is constantly put into the “they should grow” posts because. he didn’t do anything. he didn’t know anything happened. the only thing he’s getting in trouble for is a comment he made on reddit (that was correct!) that he explained. why is everyone acting like he did something that night

[suzyandthefox]

An Irl nsfw blog just liked my post about not wanting IRL blogs to interact with me

Do people even have reading comprehension anymore? Or do they specifically see a "DNI NSFW" and think "Wow, they're practically inviting me to the blog"

I'm just, that is a very weird move to do.

[yourbuddykermit]

WHY DO COOL PEOPLE FOLLOW ME

[dear-ao3]

hello mick. why are u looking into my soul.

[alixismix]

Why do we put down animals for violently ripping a human child to shreds

But call a mother/doctor brave and stunning for doing the same exact thing?

[marshroom580]

oh, your rarepair only has one canon interaction? My rarepair has a 50 issue long teamup comic, one movie, and a variety of other miscellaneous comic issues together, yet still has less than 1k fics on ao3

[sadiegirl2021]

Seeing fanart of Elain with a dagger, Elain as a spy, Elain pregnant with Azriel's child, Elain, Azriel and their biological child who has wings...