#(it's fulfilling)

[wokeuplaughing]

finally got over feeling utterly exhausted after every shift at my job I genuinely didn't know if that was gonna be a persistent problem

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

best thing about batman is that he's a superficially grimdark character, gothic & brooding & angst ridden etc..........but then it turns out he has a million hobbies, regularly goes on adventures with his besties, and has a dozen adopted kids he's raising with his devoted foster dad. good for him

[tieflingkisser]

it is so disgusting watching other white people reassure each other about taking breaks from social media and "prioritizing your mental health" when literally the one thing Palestinians are asking for more than anything is that people do not look away from what is happening to them

EDIT since some people seem to have misunderstood: i'm talking about the white people who have given themselves and each other permission to check out and go on about their lives in blissful ignorance, not the people who actually are taking mental health breaks. hence the scare quotes. specifically i was reacting to a trend on tiktok at the time but it happens everywhere on social media

[thesilveregg]

And he DID!!!!!

[queermasculine]

so sad when a carabiner has like one key and nothing else on it you gotta feed that thing... bottle opener, mini flashlight, swiss army knife... all sorts of things you could attach to it the world is your oyster

[christadeguchi]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

[lomlompurim]

Something born from a convo on twt

(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)

The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy

[leather-field]

You want to exterminate death, yet you drag it behind like a tethered bull.

[konigsblog]

König who has a high sex drive. (🌽 link)

As humiliating and humbling as it sounds, you're nothing but a fleshlight for König. He can't control how horny he becomes, especially in the morning, after a workout, and while drinking together. He becomes a giggling pervert who can't help but touch you all over, his hands reaching between your thighs to grope your tight cunt.

“Please, Maus, just one more round, that’s all I desire.”

He's obsessed with the gummy, sticky sensation of your walls wrapped tightly around the shaft of his meaty cock. He'll bend you over any surfaces he finds, whether that's the kitchen countertop, a desk, or the couch. He adores having control, but occasionally, he'll allow you to take control — well, he has to plead with you through whines and tears to ride him, stinking of booze and nicotine, too tired to take control, but too horny not to have sex or receive any stimulation. König is like a dog in heat. For König, the need is constant and perverse thoughts won't stop rushing through his mind until he's fulfilled and satisfied.

“Bitte- stop moving, please. Gottverdammt, you add fuel to my addiction, Liebling. How do you expect me to resist something so tempting? So addictive?”

König will use you for hours if that's what he feels like doing. He'll wipe the tears from your glassy eyes, thanking you between rounds by kissing your bare shoulder, sinking back inside before you can catch your breath. He'll whine about having to use protection, that it ruins the session he's having with his beloved angel.

König is uncontrollable when he's aroused and pent up, constantly trying to rip your clothing from your body, sometimes sobbing through drunkenness, desperation, and derangement.

[autosadist]

lol maybe a not great way to phrase this but a lot of trans men are NOT emotionally prepared to be "treated like men" outside their insular transmasc fagdyke friend groups and fly off the handle fucking immediately the first time they are unfairly mistrusted for being a dude (shitty and im not saying this should be the case but did you not fucking comprehend why people act this way toward men and come to expect this?) or ghosted/rejected by a trans woman bc she prefers dating other trans women, or maybe simply someone else (we have all fumbled people, there is no need to become generally vindictive toward women about it bc they aren't attracted to you...)

[biteybeast]

she's a 10 but her huge paws make it impossible to type

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely think that any change in behavior starts w telling yourself that your worst days, worst performances, just worst moments in general aren’t who you “truly are.” It’s all about unlearning any thought process that essentially chalks up traits you aren’t proud of to “this is who I really am” “in reality I’m lazy” “in reality I’m just a bad person” bc not only is that never true, but it impedes your efforts to try to do better as well. Anything we struggle with has roots in things like childhood trauma, thoughts you’ve been fed before, your upbringing…. but never that you’re inherently a bad person. What I’m learning this year is that a lot of us doing better & being better & improving really comes down to self-talk—to disavowing the very notion that deep down we’re simply bad.

[starsreality]

★ ARE YOU IMAGINING OR DAYDREAMING?

Firstly, what is actually the difference between ‘imagining’ and ‘daydreaming’? › Imagining is choosing your state. Knowing your desire is fulfilled and persisting in that truth by enjoying it in imagination. (Being) › Daydreaming is thinking about your state. Trying to manifest your desire by controlling the 3D. (Thinking)

Now, ask yourself the following questions: 1. Do you know what your desires are? 2. Did you decide your desires were yours? 3. Are you persisting in the wish fulfilled/living in the end state? If you answered YES to all 3 questions then you've been practicing Law of Assumption perfectly!

For those who still don't understand the Law of Assumption 'formula': 1. Decide what you want, be specific! (Intention) 2. Realize you have it right now because you decided so. (Knowing) 3. Persist in your truth. (Being) Congratulations! Wasn't that so simple, easy, fun and instant?

[etherealkissed88]

ⓘ congratulations: it has been confirmed that what you wanted has already been manifested.

[honeqq]

This AU give me chokehold when I was a kid and the reason I started drawing ( so I gave you my version of them!) If I can rewrite this au the twins doesn't hate each other and still the same as the OG one haha)