#(it's fulfilling)

[wokeuplaughing]

finally got over feeling utterly exhausted after every shift at my job I genuinely didn't know if that was gonna be a persistent problem

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[fraternum-momentum]

make sure to train ur vampire pet thing well !

[thesilveregg]

And he DID!!!!!

[kensatou]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

[queermasculine]

so sad when a carabiner has like one key and nothing else on it you gotta feed that thing... bottle opener, mini flashlight, swiss army knife... all sorts of things you could attach to it the world is your oyster

[lomlompurim]

Something born from a convo on twt

(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)

The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy

[evercelle]

pocky day without a pocky game...

[konigsblog]

König who has a high sex drive. (🌽 link)

As humiliating and humbling as it sounds, you're nothing but a fleshlight for König. He can't control how horny he becomes, especially in the morning, after a workout, and while drinking together. He becomes a giggling pervert who can't help but touch you all over, his hands reaching between your thighs to grope your tight cunt.

“Please, Maus, just one more round, that’s all I desire.”

He's obsessed with the gummy, sticky sensation of your walls wrapped tightly around the shaft of his meaty cock. He'll bend you over any surfaces he finds, whether that's the kitchen countertop, a desk, or the couch. He adores having control, but occasionally, he'll allow you to take control — well, he has to plead with you through whines and tears to ride him, stinking of booze and nicotine, too tired to take control, but too horny not to have sex or receive any stimulation. König is like a dog in heat. For König, the need is constant and perverse thoughts won't stop rushing through his mind until he's fulfilled and satisfied.

“Bitte- stop moving, please. Gottverdammt, you add fuel to my addiction, Liebling. How do you expect me to resist something so tempting? So addictive?”

König will use you for hours if that's what he feels like doing. He'll wipe the tears from your glassy eyes, thanking you between rounds by kissing your bare shoulder, sinking back inside before you can catch your breath. He'll whine about having to use protection, that it ruins the session he's having with his beloved angel.

König is uncontrollable when he's aroused and pent up, constantly trying to rip your clothing from your body, sometimes sobbing through drunkenness, desperation, and derangement.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

"Death's child"

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[yakool-foolio]

The very familiar sentiment of wanting to do what you love as your job but you're instead working in a place that stresses and strains and limits you until you feel like you can't climb your way out of that hole to reach the future you want so bad. Yet when you finally get that freedom it can feel so liberating and blissful until--like running onto the highway as a speeding truck barrels toward you--you're suddenly hit with the unflinching realization that you don't know where you're going or how you're even going to get anywhere with your desires and ideals.

Alright Digital Circus just hit me where it hurts then.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

best thing about batman is that he's a superficially grimdark character, gothic & brooding & angst ridden etc..........but then it turns out he has a million hobbies, regularly goes on adventures with his besties, and has a dozen adopted kids he's raising with his devoted foster dad. good for him

[leather-field]

You want to exterminate death, yet you drag it behind like a tethered bull.

[honeqq]

This AU give me chokehold when I was a kid and the reason I started drawing ( so I gave you my version of them!) If I can rewrite this au the twins doesn't hate each other and still the same as the OG one haha)

[autosadist]

lol maybe a not great way to phrase this but a lot of trans men are NOT emotionally prepared to be "treated like men" outside their insular transmasc fagdyke friend groups and fly off the handle fucking immediately the first time they are unfairly mistrusted for being a dude (shitty and im not saying this should be the case but did you not fucking comprehend why people act this way toward men and come to expect this?) or ghosted/rejected by a trans woman bc she prefers dating other trans women, or maybe simply someone else (we have all fumbled people, there is no need to become generally vindictive toward women about it bc they aren't attracted to you...)