#(it's a shitpost tho)

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

[spacebubblehomebase]

(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)

Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-

Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.

Tied to this:

-Bubbly💙

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[mint-mango]

spotlight stolen yet again

later:

dw he got apollo to wear the shirt eventually

[doomdoomofdoom]

i believe the easiest solution to the 'trans people in competitive sports' ""debate"" is simply to stop separating competitions by sex/gender and start separating them by zodiac sign.

[punkitt-is-here]

favorite experience gotta be when I walk outside with the intent of being a professional grown adult and forget I'm wearing my jackbox sans ketamine shirt

[sanamustdie]

i'm trying to not watch the new trailer .

[bklily]

Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

[stariiberry]

delicious in freaky

[thatisaloaf]

Parents!!! If your child is looking at their phoneand smiling, it isnot a crush!!! They may just be looking at Wil Wood with a waffle

[basil--and--sage]

Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

[illithiddatingsim]

put peepaw down, halsin!!!

(original post under the cut)

[mikodrawnnarratives]

act five be like

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I just think it’d be really funny if Airplane wrote a new trashy romance novel with the same writing style as PIDW but this time a danmei and Shen Yuan was riveted. Suddenly, Shang Qinghua’s hack writing isn’t so bad when it’s about men and now Shen Yuan is spending his time insisting that Shang Qinghua’s writing somehow improved (it didn’t) and it has nothing to do with being gay (it absolutely does.)

[simpforsolas]

Is this not how Dragon Age: The Veilguard will be?