#(i love brucie boy tho)

[bucketofcowboys]

Guys you have to understand that when I'm talking about Bruce Wayne I'm not talking about this guy:

I'm talking about this guy:

[woulddieforloki]

The movie character is dead or just in the comicd?

I assume this is about Kamala, so just the comics! and tbh I don't even read the comics I wish I could my brain just doesn't process them so I don't even miss her in a "I wish she wasn't dead" way I just want new Ms Marvel content and I can't believe we have to wait until November to get it 😭

[bruciemilf]

Adding onto the ask about smoking/vaping— I like your hc that Bruce tried it once and didn’t like it

Instead, I hc that Bruce and Harvey would do acid sometimes in college <3 along with the occasional psychedelics

+ their first time on shrooms went something like this:

*Bruce and Harvey, laying on the grass in the garden of Wayne Manor at midnight*

Harvey: the Barr test is like a bar I have to test with the law and I test the law… with a bar. Oh my god I literally teststin’ the law with a bar. A solid pipe would be better. Maybe a wrench. Jesus. Holy shit. Brucie. Sweetheart. I gotta be trainin’ harder for this thing. Babydoll. We gotta hit the gym together. Can you buy out the gym? We gotta gym the law with a bar. Get Jim to help us. Your father work/ed with him, right? Goddamn. Jim is hitting the law. With a gor on the din. Hm. We betta’ catch that Penguin bastard. Quackity fuck. ‘Ll see if he can “Wha Wha!” his way out of charges for fuckin’ tax evasion. What a bastard. Hm. His shrooms are greaaatt tho... Brucie, honey, we gotta pile up on these before taking his ass down-

Bruce, eyes wide: Gothnmam ha,s neve,,,r been so colorful ^~^ It’sssssss so.v many colors ^•o•^!,¡¡!! Tttaht’s so nice |! >#<

*Meanwhile, in the manor*

Alfred, watching the two with the clearest line of sight from his bedroom window, sighing with reluctant fondness : the boy is just like his mother

Dude I love this but fun fact: I LITERALLY headcanon Thomas took Bruce to a recovery center, which was as ethical as anything else in Gotham, and went “you can do what you want :) but are you sure you want to end up here :) are you really sure :))”

Either that or simply asks Gordon to show him Drop houses. Sure, it’s harsh, but it’s a reality Bruce will have to look in the eye. Unless Thomas FIXES it, which of course he will (spoiler alert: he didn’t)

(PS this is NOT an effective parenting method and Thomas slept in the attic for a week after Alfred found out)

[hanasnx]

indy you’ve done it again!!! 19 year old gf and brucie inspo pics below… i would also like to believe that an “affair” ( is it really an affair if the relationship with isn’t real) happens with one of the boys, more likely jason than dick (even tho dick gives me mad butterflies)…

gf being a social media influencer is in my mind and bruce loves it more because it allows him to publicize his relationship even more…

https://pin.it/1iacJEVLd

https://pin.it/3IPhPVh4L

sorry if this is all over the place but i have so many thoughts now -🍓

— link | link.

Berry. i screamed into my hand. the first one made me smile and the second one had me clapping a hand over my mouth and screaming. bcos like the energy was so perfect and it’s hard to find good bruce wayne vibes in pics.

i need you to share those thoughts btw idk how long my bruce interest will last so i have to take advantage of it while i can

now the affair thing is interesting because funnily enough jason has a tendency to get under people’s skin, and he was trying to do that with reader in the fic. purposefully disrespecting you is a way to see more into who you are and what you’re doing here because he’s curious and it’s entertaining to mess with people. he may be attracted to you, but sleeping with him would take a lot more effort considering he’s shy and if he actually likes you, he’ll be a little shyer around you bcos his instinct is to pick people apart verbally (like in the fic) but he can’t do that with you when he likes you if he wants you to like him back.

now dick is a chronic cheater in the comics. infidelity comes naturally to this kid, so he’d be more likely to be down for fucking bruce’s girl on the side. if you register to him as a girl down to fuck, he’ll prolly ask just cos. sex to him is fun it’s like a hobby, it’s not his problem who you’re with. in his eyes bruce is a grown man he can deal with this shit logically, and when dick hears that you haven’t gotten any in weeks, his instinct is gonna be to coddle you into thinking you deserve some from him.

reader being a social media influencer is so good!! bcos yes one of the reasons bruce chose you is your reachability. huge plus with him. everybody’s talking about the instagram vid where he’s doing a body shot off of you in the smallest bikini imaginable in the middle of an insane party. and they’re not talking about how batman was spotted atop wayne manor

[gilverrwrites]

But IMAGINE it. Sucking Roman's cock while Jason is lapping up your pussy (He's tied up). Roman making him lick his cum off your body and then edging him with YOUR pussy 🥵 I have so many thoughts

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT,  non-con/dub-con, daddy kink, public humiliation, probably more.

Oh, I’ve been imagining it.

But to start with you...

Imagine Roman edging Jason with your pussy, as part of the brainwashing. He’s bloodied and bruised, tied down as you ride tip to base, as slowly as possible. “Isn’t she so warm and tight? Good boys and girls get to play together, wouldn’t that be nice. I could untie you, let you fuck her however you want. Don’t you want that baby? Don’t you want to be a good boy? Or would you rather keep acting like a brat? Either way, I’ll get mine.”

“I see the way you looked at her, isn’t this what you’ve always wanted?”

Or Roman having you hover over Jason’s face, just close enough for him to taste the remnants of your wet pussy dripping down onto his face while Roman’s playing with you. “Don’t you want a taste kid? Just say ‘Daddy, I’ll be good for you. Daddy, I’m all yours’ and you can eat to your hearts content.”

“Doesn’t it feel so good to do as you’re told? Don’t you worry that dumb head of yours, I’ll do the thinking, just keep behaving and I’ll make sure you get what you need.”

And then, the things I've been stewing on...

Been imagining making out to Jason, real sloppy and wet while Roman slides his cock between both your lips. Taking turns seeing who can fit more of his cock down their throat. Imagine Jay whose never sucks a dick before using your lipstick marks as goalposts, his eyes watering, feeling Roman’s cock throbbing against places Jason never thought possible. It’s a moot point tho, he’ll make sure the whole thing is buried in each of your throats in turn, right up until your noses are crushed against his wiry pubic hair, making you choke around it when he’s good and ready.

Whoever isn’t sucking can occupy themselves by lapping at his balls, or even his ass if he’s feeling real nasty. He's always feeling nasty.

Imagine him having you compete, who can get off from riding his legs, and nothing else first. One on either side, humping like the good, mindless little sluts you are. Loser has to lick the winner's cum off of his leather dress shoes, while the winner gets to ride his cock.

Jay would look so beautiful, bouncing on top of Roman, taking it in the ass for the first time while you're slobbering on his dick. Muscles taut, skin pink, brainlessly babbling, telling his tormentor how he's never felt so good before. Thanking Roman over and over again for breaking him.

Imagine Jason, with all that size and strength bending you around yourself and holding you in position, treating you like a ragdoll, holding you like he’s a pedestal. Who needs ropes and chains when Jason is more than sufficient.

And a side note, when he does crack. Imagine Bruce's reaction when he sees some trashy tabloid headline: ‘WAYNE CHILD JASON TODD SPOTTED ABOUT TOWN WITH CRIMELORD BLACK MASK’ Accompanied with a photo of Jason in something Roman has picked out, something meant to be humiliating; Like a cop top, short shorts. Maybe even some cross-dressing?  A leash and collar, on his knees.  

Not only would Roman fucking love to publicly humiliate Jason Todd, who he already canonically does not like. But for it to also be a big fuck you to Brucie, who he hates, he’s in heaven.

I have many, many other thoughts also, but please anon, feel free to share more. I am foaming at the mouth. PLEASE

[anotherrandomkink]

I have so much to say about ticklish! Dick mf grayson heres my word vomit:

-With his family they suspect he likes being tickled unless he outright tells you (which hes only told like 2 people family wise) its just suspicion because he is the gaslight and lying king. (That legit canon i dont make the rules. However he tries not to do it to team mates and family but hes not broadcasting this ya feel?)

-On the family note he truly honestly is such a fucking tickle monster do not let him find out you are ticklish.

-Jason knows it best of everyone because he also can school his features well and dick loves a challenge

-doesnt normally get tickled by his siblings mainly because him getting revenge on them is always brutal (note: brutal as in whatever weaknesses u have consider it fair game i.e. dick does this thing where he sort of baby talks and tim surprisingly cannot handle it and dick doesnt normally do it unless hes being mean or jay hates being restrained because it makes it 10x worse) but bruce isnt scared of him and will tickle dick until hes reverting back to Romani

- but even after stunts like bruce tickling the shit out of him he'll pop up grinning like nothing happened. His siblings are always baffled

-even tho he can be brutal hes generally quite sweet which is why his siblings allow it or is quick about it like they'll try and tease him at a gala and he'll squeeze their knee once when they least expect it (bruce has a rule against this dick could care less)

-on the sweet note yall ever been tickled by someone sweet but ruthless as fuck? Dick grayson people. And hes nice after too. Aftercare king. Will sit with you until ur good. rubbing his sibs back and asking what they need, he knows, he just likes giving people the option to choose.

-also listens to all boundaries a king.

-with his significant others its a bit different.

-hes whiny about being tickled by partners with his family its all bravado and shouting and fighting but with someone like kori or wally he just lets it happen while saying they're mean and he doesn't deserve it and leave me alone!!

-if his partner is really feeling mean theyll stop prematurely and this always gets to dick. Hes a bit spoiled (i hc all batkids this way) so he feels he shouldn't have to ask. In that same breath he will ask. Red faced and a bit pissy "please?" "Please, what dear?" "....tickle me...please>:(" (its his inner actor coming out)

-also will tickle his partner to death only if they reciprocate at least not minding being tickled (wally never cared either way, kori didnt like it all the time she wanted to be asked, etc etc)

-i also hc his thighs are his worst spot but his partners know he has a tickle spot on his inner thighs that gets him screaming and silent laughing until hes crying after like a minute. He has a love hate relationship with that spot.

-hes also a walking tickle spot unbeknownst to his siblings all teasing works on him. His significant others usually learn pretty fast because it goes from dick barely fighting and being teasing back and all it takes is one "well aren't you adorable" and hes screeching at them to shut up!! And god forbid u pull him back when hes half heartly crawling away. Everything makes it worse for dick. He cant help!! Is what he'll say if u point it out. (He really cant)

-his friends also tickle him but only the closest to him know he likes being tickled.

-its kind of hard to hide that from friends when they are constantly around you and ur significant other

-they catch on eventually or when they try and stop the "torture" and his significant other goes "u wanna tell them or should i?"

-is ok with friends tickling him but would prefer only people hes close with him kinda like brucie boy

[silverwolf1249]

Alright y'all it's been over a year since I made this rec list and I decided to got digging in my bookmarks once more and update it (if you want to try excavating further, I welcome you to the cesspit that is my bookmarks tab on ao3).

*Please read all tags and all of the summary just to make sure it doesn't have anything you don't like/want*

Clark/Bruce:

Lex Joins the League by metukah; short sweet hilarious

Strangers When We Meet by Trista_zevkia; I'll admit I haven't read this one in a bit so it's a bit fuzzy but my tags say "bruce wayne is bad at communicating" "like so bad" and "superman so horni on main bc alien biology said so" so make of that what you will

Superman Reads Thirst Tweets for Charity  by wewillalwaysenduphere; comedy fucking gold people

I'm just really into BDSM, Kind Truths, Can You Hear Me? by Mawiiish; what's a little identity porn between two superheros?

Batman and Bruce Wayne are Dating?! by Glowzilla48 I do love me some identity porn superbat + fmk lol

How to Date a Superhero by solomonara, mostly the 2nd work, all of it's great tho

Fake Empires by copperbadge; second person POV from Clark, more identity porn (ur prob seeing a trend here lol)

No one could save me, but you by HuntedPrincess; hnnnnnnnn

unofficially official by Soundsgaytbh (orphan_account); only in some works of this series (maybe only one I can't remember) but the whole series is great

smokin' in the boys' room by TheResurrectionist; y'all this author in general is chef's kiss

Floundering by freedvmrouge; meet cute except they've met lol

The Sit-Down by Ginevra_Benci; clark is v stressed, bruce tries to help but not in the sexy way

Hal/Bruce:

Am I The Asshole? by FabulaRasa; you need an account to read this series but it's absolutely worth it if you don't already have one

(incomplete)It was a joke! by Devilhorn; is technically mult ship but endgame hal/bruce. Anyone remember the post where the league bets bruce he wouldn't be able to kiss all of them without revealing his identity? yah that and its glorious

Constantine/Bruce:

(incomplete)constant comment by Unpretty; very minor brucie, but I love their dynamic so I added it :)

Slade/Bruce:

here as I am by TheResurrectionist; special mention since it's not strictly brucie wayne but like also a tiny bit?? Like it's giving brucie wayne vibes even though it's just bruce. Dat smut tho, and the superbat sequel ;)

Mult. Ships:

(incomplete)The Batchelor by sardonic_sprite, SkullKitten; mmmm that's some good food right there *slam slam*, only 1 chapter rn but what a glorious chapter it is

Gen/No Relationship:

Bruce is - involuntarily, if he may add - the president of Gotham by soyasauce can't believe I forgot to recc this one last time it's so fucking funny enjoy crack galore

The Sexy Mug Prank by Nokomis; admittedly the teeniest, tiniest mention of Brucie but I love me a Bruce prank fic and some bonding w Steph!

Brucie Wayne Gets Into A Fistfight With A Supervillain  by Roses_Bloom_In_Greenland; sad it's short but it makes it all up and more with its sheer existence and it bullies lex, we love bullying lex in this Christian household

(incomplete) Two Sides of a Coin (You Can't Have One Without the Other) by Nation_Ustria; hnnnn 2 of my fav tropes smashed into a fic, cryptid batfam + the waynes being the waynes. The concept and worldbuilding is immaculate and I love this story so much.

Spicy? Nah. by cripskis; ok so not brucie brucie, but it's brucie and we love him

Daddy Issues by That_One_Curly_Haired_Fangirl; absolutely living for bruce trolling tf out of everyone frfr, also hilarious

Identity Confusion by That_One_Curly_Haired_Fangirl same author and series as above, but deserved its own special mention bc yass brucie gatekeep girlboss gaslight

Batman Fatale by schrijverr; mmmm love me a brucie voice on a bat furry body

I got better things to do by Amisti same description as above but with more fuckery lol

Space cellmates by BoredomBeckons; superbat if you squint but otherwise identity porn galore

glitter & silk by sparkycap; oddly wholesome and I love the jason bruce bonding

Funding The Batman or Fucking The Batman by HeartfulCakes; barry/bruce and clark/bruce if you squint, loved this one so much, so much identity porn and bruce loving his children and his children being protective of him

Tell Me Your Secrets (I Already Did) by Athi816; superbat if you squint, but also bruce is sooo bad at communicating but he tries lol

Marvel Crossover:

Knaves All Three by Ginevra_Benci, an absolute gem imo, I love this one so much it makes me laugh every time

Just Another Day by TheResurrectionist; HAHA STEVE NO

No, no, I was hired to kill Batman. by SomeSortofItalianRoast; Natasha gets her time to shine in this one

So, how long have the two of you been married?  by SomeSortofItalianRoast; I cannot explain how much I love Bruce and Tony banter

when you, a Queen, come across another Queen, and discuss how best to maximize your joint by graveltotempo; I dream of the day they make a fic with Oliver and Bruce absolutely yassified and maximizing their joint slay as they deserve

White Collar Crossover: I'll be honest a lot of my white collar x batman bookmarks with bruce in them usually have at least a lil brucie wayne, same w my marvel x batman bookmarks

Suspension of Disbelief by Amateum; cute, if neal was dick and went to a gala where bruce was

Imperial Green by Ginevra_Benci; neal/bruce, I love this series and the Malones appear which I always love me a matches malone and fam fic.

*Note* There absolutely are more I bookmarked with Brucie Wayne that I just forgot to tag properly. I might come back and add another addition to this later lol

I desperately need more rich bitch drama queen brucie wayne content, especially when the JL and/or batfam get involved. Pretty sure I've scoured the whole fandom for more and can't find any I haven't already read and that's absolutely tragic.

[kittyplayz1]

Bruce Wayne has a moral integrity like nothing else because I watched that movie and promptly fell head over heels in love with Selena Kyle like kill anyone you want beautiful and I’ll dispose of the body anything you want I’ll get it for you goddamn this movie really reignited my childhood crush on catwoman because meow

[marcyyss]

' Summer Romance '

Bruce Yamada x Reader

I took this idea from a hc post, i dont remember the person's user so pls if u know it tag them :(

Summary: you and Bruce always go to the same summer camp, and since then you two are best friends! You guys know that you like each other but never make a move, till one summer

Today was the most waited day for you, it was the first day of summer camp and you get to see Bruce once again!

You were waiting for Bruce's car in the enter of the camp, you were nervous because your friends told you to confess to him this summer, you were always talking about him, his eyes, his smile, his hair and how much you missed him

As you were daydreaming about him, you heard a car parking close so you turned to that car and you saw the most handsome, cute, pretty and adorable boy of all time " Bruce Yamada " looking at you with a big smile, as always so you run to him and give him a big hug

— " Bruce, i missed you so much! "

— " I missed you too y/n! How are you? "

— " Im great of course, because im with youuu "

— " Haha stop it, my parents are here "

Bruce said goodbye to his parents and they left.

— " I love your parents, they are so sweet.. not like you "

— " I never saw YOUR parents tho "

— " They dont like you "

— " My in-laws dont like me?! "

It was a common joke between you two, everyone thought that you and Bruce were a couple so you let them think that because its funny

— " I dont like you either, next summer im going to stop going here and leaving you ALL alone "

— " Finally, a peaceful summer "

— " So Bruce.. We should get inside right? "

— " Sure, lets see what "FUN" activities we get this year "

You two enter the camp, it is a nice place, nature, friends, adults that they are supposed to be helpful but they arent.

Actually you guys are "famous" there, everyone know you two, and you know everyone

— " I always thought thag i will be super lonely here and everyone will hate me "

You said, randomly as always

— " Yeah, i know, but little silly me talked to you so now i have to stand you all summer. "

— " YEAH BUT, you love me, your parents love me, now kiss me Brucyyy~ "

— " BRUCY?! Thats the best nickname you could think of? "

— " Duh, what kind of name is Bruce anyways? I cant think of anything else "

— " DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY NAME. "

You and Bruce were either the BEST team in the activities or rivals who wants the other to lose.

Like in some activitie which you and other person had one of ur feet tied together and you had to go to the finish line first to win!

You and your partner fall, and Bruce and his partner won. Of course you said that Bruce pushed you but he did not ( or he did?.. )

And in a fishing activie, you two were in the same team and the camp had fish to eat for a whole week

The part that you two enjoyed the most was sleeping time, you and Bruce sneak out of the cabins and go for a walk by the lake, its like a rutine of everyday, breakfast, activities, lunch, rest, activities, dinner, and walk by the lake

— " So.. This girl Penny looked at you with love eyes "

— " I kissed her last year, totally not worth it "

— " Maybe she got better in kissing? "

— " Maybe she didn't? I dont want to kiss her again, im traumatized for last time "

— " HAH, its not worse then when i had to kiss JAKE "

— " I Can't believe that you actually did it. "

— " I wasn't going to lose truth or dare "

— " Surprised that no one asked us to kiss tho "

— " Awww Brucyyy do you want to kiss meeee? "

— " Yeah. No. "

— " You are diying to kiss my lips mua muaaa "

time passes and you two sit near the lake

— " Im so exhausted, doing activities and games all day is tiring "

Bruce said, as he lays down on the floor

— " Yeah, i know, its kinda fun tho.. "

— " Of course it its, its fun spending time with you and beating you on games "

— " You know im the best "

— " Yeah sure y/n, I AM the best "

— " You know Bruce? I always liked you "

— " Ugh, disgusting "

— " You are disgusting! "

— " Yeah, i like you too "

— " Damn, i guess i should kiss your ugly and disgusting face now MMWAAAAK "

You grabbed his face and kissed him

— " Ew, so disgusting, you are a worst kisser then Penny "

— " Shut up. "

Agggg i love Bruce

[jellyfitzjelly]

imagine baby Dick who was such a daddy's boy nobody could even look at Bruce the little boy in his arms immediately got that fierce look on his face and hugged his neck harder. It was cute but also annoying for anyone who wanted to hit on Brucie on galas. Not for Bruce tho, he gladly accepted a little break from his playboy role and love from his son.

And then it turned out Dick reacts the same to Khoa, Clark and literally EVERYONE

First of all, I'd like to precise I saw this on my break during my morning shift and it made my entire day!

God... Dickie as daddy's boy YES! Even after their relationship becomes strained, Dick always look out for Bruce when it comes for partners. Too many times has he seen his dad get his heart broken. Clark is Dick's second dad, and Clark loves him like a son, but when he and Bruce got together Dick acted horribly with him, and got nastier when they broke up. Clark knew Dick to expect it and took it graciously, but it did impact their relationship and it's not the same now (and both regret it very much). Khoa..... Khoa was another story. Khoa is Dick's nemesis. He WILL kill this bitch on sight. He had to play unlicensed therapist for Bruce for too many years. This guy has to pay.

Dick goes out of his way to sabotage Bruce's relationship because truly, no one is good enough for his dad!

[curious-gnostic]

s1 e2

im gonna be honest i dont give a FUCK about batman if it doesnt include joker, harley, the riddler, or poison ivy.

"merely a flesh wound" ALFRED I LOVE YOU

my first remark was inaccurate. alfred character of all time. military medical training... and a bit of a bitch too... hes an old queen in my heart idc idc

oooh okay i really live for the bg design in this show. not a big fan of the character design

HOLY SHIT MAGIC FUCKING GOOP THAT MAKES YOU A MUSCLE DADDY? roids coded... why his waist so snatched tho... bane baby why you got that grabbable waist like that?

FUCKING SUIT CLAWS AGAIN!!! BELOVED IF YOU EVER BECOME THE BAT YOU MUST MUST MUST HAVE THE CLAWS!!!

woah wtf are those guns, why they look like that?

i love that he just has his vehicles hidden in big ole boxes around

"if i did not break all the batmans bones, i guarantee you, i broke his spirit!" stfu bane his spirits unbreakable!!! youre done for!

omg alfred dad moments of all time... alfred best character. come hug me old man

"neither, apparently, could the batman" *BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE* "AHEM" HELPPP HES SO BITCHY!!!

*threatens to quit his job* "oh very well then. lets get to work, shall we?"

THE PACING IS FUCKING AWFUL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! but w/e ik its just a cartoon

bane CRUNCHES her fucking gun with one hand... baby you are so strong and masculine...

batman pulls up with a robot becuz ofc he does...bbygorl you are so tenacious i knew your spirit would never break!!

HOLY SHIT JETPACK??? holy fuck ik ges gonna win but this is a little bit scawy... holy shit yea electrocute his ass, slay brucie boy

okay yeah no joker but i still enjoyed. onto the next!

s1 e1 The Batman Animated series Notes

omg the bat suit has claws. thats so sexy of him... and the joker looks soooo fucked up :))

HELP HES SO FUNNY... "permaclown"... "what are you gonna do, lock me in the looney bin? im already here!"

HE PLAYS FUCKING BASKETBALL WITH THE DETECTIVE ON HIS CASE???? daw poor ethan...

"WE'RE LINKED, YOU AND I. LIKE COMEDY AND TRAGEDY. TWO SIDES, SAME COIN." !!!!!!! theyve just met and hes already in love... hell right baby you are LINKED!!!

joker's acrobatics and kicking batman in the face reminds me of L death note ngl...

lmao batman virologist??? making an antidote? didnt know he could do that

"maybe i am a bit batty... blame it on the bats in my belfry"!!!!

[mccoys-killer-queen]

Top 10 sexiest reo speedwagon songs, ranked

#10- L.I.A.R. (1990)

stream the earth a small man his dog and a chicken or else it's a bop stg 6.7/10 yes it sounds heavy? very sexy of dave and kevin to do their thing on this track it's like the Fire It Up of REO songs

#9- Stillness of the Night (1982)

Okay first of all SEVERELY underrated song, second of all it's the edgy lyrics and the vibe of a mystical race against time that do it for this one 6.9/10 very sexy of kevin to go and do that

#8- 157 Riverside Avenue (1971)

OH FUCK YEAH NEAL. NEAL. GODDAMN. Try listening to the first 10 seconds and tell me it doesn't belong on this list. Go ahead. I dare you. This one goes without saying- "'can I make love to you?' we said '157 Riverside Avenue'" 7/10 sexy jazzy piano is sexy

#7- Like You Do (1972)

this one makes me wanna S T R U T. "i've seen women who-" DOESN'T MATTER COS NONE OF THEM AIN'T ME. the sexy sass is unparalleled it's almost a goddman mystery who wrote it 7.2/10 Gary has never seen a woman

#6- Ridin' the Storm Out (1973)

very sexy of Neal yet again to go and do that with his hands also Gary too I actually had this at #7 but had to move it up a spot bc i came to my senses 7.6/10 lyrics could be sexier

#5- Gotta Feel More (1984)

yeah the very first time i heard this i thought it sounded like Holding Out For a Hero and I think that's all I need to say 8/10 he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta feel more

#4- I Don't Want To Lose You (1988)

i want "stream i don't wanna lose you by reo" on my headstone i'll defend this til the day I die i don't care if it wasn't written by them it brings out my inner stripper even tho it really shouldn't 8.9/10 WHY DIDN'T I BREAAAKK DOWNNNN-

#3- Take It On the Run (1980)

The only truly 100% sexy song off Hi Infidelity fite me 9/10 makes me wanna give someone a lap dance iykyk

#2- Back On the Road Again (1979)

Try listening to the first 10 seconds of this song and tell me it doesn't deserve this spot I'll wait. Very sexy of Bruce to go and do this "please don't hate me mama,,, for what I'm about to do" LIKE OOHOHH DAMN BRUCIE PIE'S SECRETLY A BAD BOY NOW???? 9.8/10 i'm on my WAY.

#1- Variety Tonight (1987)

Ok hear me out. FUCK YEAH NEAL. NEAL. GODDAMN. Very, very sexy of Neal to go and do this. "want someone else? I can be that too" makes me BLUSH. i need to be moving at all times during this song it's a religious experience. doesn't sound like an reo song which is all the better imo 10/10 make you feel right

[salparadiselost]

Ahh I'm so excited! I'm absolutely obsessed with all your AUs omg, they are truly some of my all time favs!!! Tho I'm most excited for Swimming with the fishes and A Replacement made twice!!!! Have a great rest of your day!💖

Awww thank you so much for the continued support! I love making all my unique au's and playing in a sandbox of my own creation.

Here's a little snippet from the next chapter of "Playing between the Waves" or as I call it — the MERderers AU.

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Today, Dick and Jason seemed to be aiming for psychological torture through disorientation.

The boys were swirling their food, intentionally disorienting him by grabbing his clothes and whipping him all about. He didn’t get a moment of peace. Dick would twirl him one way only for Jason to violently rip him in the other direction. The man was crying from a combination of terror and exhaustion and seemed to be trying to beg Bruce through the glass.

Bruce didn’t hear it and he didn’t care. 

He was too busy watching his babies play and their antics brought a smile to his face. 

His smile only fell a little bit when the door to the boardroom opened and Harvey pranced through the door.

“Brucie,” he sang as he walked into the boardroom with a letter in his hands. “Did you miss me?”

There was blood on his sleeve.

[gilverrwrites]

Rate the various portrayals of Batman and Bruce Wayne :)

I’m gonna rank all the live action Bruce Waynes (that I have seen moderately recently) for this, cause otherwise I’ll be compiling every piece of Batman media I can think of all night.

Feel free to ask about anyone not mention if you want my opinions. And if you’re wonder, Kenvin Conroy was the MVP, and will most likely always remain my number one Bruce. ❤️

Christian Bale (Nolan)

No notes. I will not be taking critism at this time.

2. Robert Pattinson (The Batman)

Perfect emo boy Bruce Wayne, cannot wait to see where they take him next. A bit different to the comics, not perfect, but things don't always have to be the same. Variety is good. Also a big Twilight fan, so I'm bias.

3. Adam West (Batman)

So much of what we know the character to be now is influenced by Adam West. I know it's much more of a comedy portrayal, and the older the show gets, the more outdated and this humorous it becomes but that doesn't erase what it was at its time. When people ask my favourite live action Bats, I always say West.

4. Michael Keaton (Tim Burton)

These are the Batman films I grew up with, and while I no longer stan Burton, I do still love these films. Dark, campy, action, pizzazz! Keaton does a great job at portraying to 2 main personas of Bruce (Prince of Gotham Brucie and broody man in a batsuit)

5. David Mazouz (Gotham)

Gotham overall was just a good show, perfect level of camp and grit. In the later seaons they really pushed the characters into things that were not necessary for the Batman story yet, but he did a good job with that he had.

6. Ben Affleck (Snyder)

He has the look. He has the perfect Bruce Wayne face fr. Preferred him as Daredevil though (I will die on this hill, Daredevil was a good film). Didn't enjoy the films, not his fault.

7. Val Kilmer (Batman Forever)

He's so pretty. The films are good. But otherwise nothing special.

Honorable mentions:

Iain Glen (Titans)

I watched Titans, I can't recall a thing about this guy tho which leads me to believe he was neither terrible nor outstanding. Can't accurately rank based on that.

George Cloony (Batman & Robin)

I know I liked the film, and I know I didn't like him very much. But it's been such a long time, I can't remember my reasonings.

[disordercinema]

I did an entire ranking of Bruce Wayne's hair and personality throughout the years and Tumblr decided to erase it, but here am I to do it again cause this website won't stop me from being annoying

Brucie from Telltale Batman

Very soft and very smart, he is very quick to find clues about murder but still very dense about everything else, the bisexual icon we didn't ask for but received anyways. That haircut sucks tho, looks like a dad haircut 8/10.

Brucey boy from Gotham

Very sensitive, has a good heart, very smol, he nailed the annoying playboy at such a young age (specially that one time but he got drunk and I do not support that), HAS MORALS. His hair is so pretty, he's so cute, always wearing turtlenecks, baby!!! 9/10

Cheeky Bruce from Tim Burton's Batman

Unhinged, has a thing for blondes, he's soo full of himself, poor choices for clothes and furniture, does not care if you wear glasses, will definitely make a scene. The original playboy. That slicked back hair is a flaw but it makes so much sense considering the time the movie was made I cannot hate it. 9/10

Emo boi Bruce from Batman (2021)

Smudged make up looking like a member of MCR from the early 2000s, angsty, likes Nirvana, he looks so angry and sad someone give him a hug. I'm excited to see him, but his hair looks greasy please work on that 8/10.

Papa Bruce from Titans

Nailed the rich father act, has that natural "I told you so" look, but doesn't look like Bruce. That's... That's not what I wanted, where's the cranky old bastard? No hair, bald, don't like it. 5/10

Psycho Wayne from Nolan's Trilogy

Playboy™. Probably has STDs cause he slept with those girls who bathed at the fountain, does not drink water, only knows ALCOHOL. This man is very petty and very angsty too, committed the biggest sin of the universe that is: leaving Alfred heartbroken for a long time. Likes women who can beat his ass. Nice hair tho. 7/10

Creepy Bruce from Arrowverse crisis

Terrifying. I love Kevin Conroy but what the fuck, this isn't what I was hoping for. HE KILLED PEOPLE. Completely unhinged. Dead™. I'm sorry Kevin but you don't have the look, where's the black hair? NO! 4/10

Awkward Bruce from BvS/Justice League

Does not know when to shut up, very awkward, looks tired, he is smart but sometimes he does dumb things, I worry about his sanity. Mama's boy. He knows how to be a playboy but also knows how to look like a dad, he's right in the middle of the Bruce scale. That hair? That beard? Iconic. 9/10

George Clooney doesn't exist, yet he gets -10000/10.

[thenafics]

Hi, Thena!!! How are things over there? So 1st, I have to thank you again for the *amazing* sequel to the only alpha he trusts!!! I absolutely adore it! And 2nd, I came across a prompt list on my dash and there's one that's very *interesting*. So how about Jason+"I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore." Shippy (your choice of pairing) or gen and happy-ish ending (for Jason at least XD).

Ooh! That sounds like a great line of dialogue for Jason! Dealer’s choice of pairing is JayRoy! I don’t know if I quite captured the happy ending tho~

*warning for mentions of human trafficking (pretty vague) and swear words*

The longer he spends holding back, the more Jason feels himself being pulled under by the darkness in his mind. Bruce’s rules and self contradiction chafe at Jason like sandpaper, wearing away at his resolve with every brush. Gotham is his home more than Bruce’s. Why should the Batman have any more say than him. After all, it was Jason who grew up in her gutters and on her streets. Jason who jacked cars and stole and worse to survive. Jason who is Gotham through and through. Blood and bone. Not Bruce with his manor on the hill and that silver spoon in hand. Not Bruce who never stayed the night in the old parts of town. Who, even when he went to the bad parts of town, always slept a full night on a pillow top after. 

Really, the only thing that keeps Jason in line is counting down the days until he gets to see Roy again. He would give anything to have Roy with him now to pull him out of his own head and into his arms. Even the moments secreted away when no one else can see mean the world to Jason. He’s always struggled with affection, and Roy is so free with it. He gives soft touches and sweet words like it’s easy, always happy to catch Jason when he falls. And oh boy, did Jason fall hard. Jason has never loved halfway, he’s an all or nothing kind of guy. Roy is his everything. Their little family with Lian and Bizarro, with Starfire and Artemis coming and going is Jason’s pride and joy. The photos of their shotgun wedding hang proudly on the wall of Jason’s shitty little apartment.

He counts down the days and he patrols restlessly. He comes across a shipping container at the docks, full of children, some dead, some dying. He finds those children and he thinks of Lian, imagines her in with the terrified faces of these children. Suddenly, he doesn’t give a damn about Bruce’s rules. These are children and he will do whatever it takes to make sure that the monsters who dared to hurt them will never do so again. These children deserve to sleep at night knowing that the monsters who did this can never touch them again. So Jason calmly gets the survivors out and to the GCPD. Then he makes it so those little girls and boys will be able to sleep at night. 

Bruce is, of course, unhappy with him. 

Batman corners him on a rooftop.

“Jason, you said you would follow the rules in my city.”

“Here’s the thing Brucie, it’s not your city.”

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“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore. Not for making sure those kids neve have to worry about those monsters again.”

“There will still be monsters tomorrow Jason.”

“There will still be me tomorrow too. Now I’m going to go home, and I’m going to see my husband and my daughter, and you’re not gonna say shit about this until you can keep your own kids safe.”