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Sidon: Yes I would like to commission a statue!
Artisan: Of course Prince Sidon. What do you want the statue to look like
Sidon: I want you to create a statue of Link riding me!
Artisan: (processes) Oh! Like how you were swimming to take care of the divine beasts
Sidon: Yes, that’s what I was refering to (crumples fanfiction he wrote.)
#tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers#totk s*** post#sidink#I don’t ship it#but the statue is funny to me
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HEAR ME OUT-
THIS MECH
THIS SONG
ABOUT THIS MECH
I WILL ALSO ACCEPT KNOCKOUT SINGING THIS ABOUT BREAKDOWN
#transformers#maccadam#transformers prime#tfp#tfp optimus prime#tfp megatron#tfp megop#megatron#optimus#megop#I don’t ship it#sometimes#okay I do ship it#it’s a pretty cute ship#not my OTP#but I definitely like it#but like#still#I’m correct#Spotify#tfp knockout#tfp breakdown#kobd#tfp kobd#gay#they all little gays#mwah mwah#mechs
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Okay but how many of you bitches saw Neon blush at Nora and immediately hopped on that ship
#neon pink#rwby#nora valkyrie#neon katt#I don’t ship it#but it was my FIRST thought when I saw it#rwby volume 9#rwby 9 epilogue#rwby epilogue#volume 9 epilogue#rwby v9#rwby 9#valkyries#sugar crash
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I’m LIVING
#loki#sylvie#marvel#loki season 2#mc donalds#Loki sauce#sylvie sauce#sylvie laufeydottir#my fav variant#ily <3333#loki laufeyson#loki <333#sylki#i don’t ship it#but#AHHHH
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Okay, I’ll be honest, I never really cared for Lunar/helpi. I didn’t dislike it, but i didn’t have any strong feelings about it. but this episode today completely killed any positive feelings about the ship.
Helpi’s behavior was extremely creepy and obsessive, this LAES episode was even more awkward than the one where Sun talked to Lunar about love (which I rewrote as a fanfic) and i didn’t even think that was possible. And yes, I wrote a little Drabble as soon as i was done watching this episode.
#lunar and earth show#sun and moon show lunar#helpi#i don’t ship it#fanfiction#Drabble#oneshot#thoughts#aromantic#headcanons
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i don’t ship jemily.
However.
This is fucking HUGE.
#i don’t ship it#at all#like personally it even pisses me off#but this is groundbreaking#pb casually confirming jemily???#congrats jemily shippers#y’all won#jemily#emily prentiss#criminal minds#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss x jennifer jareau#paget brewster
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Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token is so Lloyd and Harumi coded. Don’t ask me why I’m it is.
#ninjago#lego ninjago#idc if you tag as ship I feel like there’s so much more nuance to them than people think#i don’t ship it#i think they’re so fucking bad for each other#but in an interesting way#lloyd ninjago#harumi ninjago#mason posts#mason talks
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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships
gf fandom in 2024:
#i’m making fun of myself in this one too folks#also pls don’t take this seriously if u don’t like billford it’s fine i’m just making shitty memes#even I only really ‘ship’ it in a completely cracky way#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#my posts
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This song hits so much more now just saying I’m so bored of certain superhero characters I want more “villains”, morally gray, and ordinary characters to be protagonists in stories fr I need something different
These prefect types that are complacent, docile, lack conviction and who uphold upper class values are boring and I can’t relate in the slightest just saying I’m sooo bored.
So tried of characters and stories that only work if the audience buys into or has to entertain the idea that second class people exist &that those characters are “bad” humans.
she said, I'm not looking for some superhero. i want something just like this ❤️
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Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.
#myart#creepypasta#ticci toby#slenderman#tobias rogers#crp#tim wright#marble hornets#masky marble hornets#hoodie marble hornets#mh hoody#masky and hoody#brian thomas#horror#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#that one Twitter drawing meme that I will not post on my Twitter because I don’t like that place#slender proxy#hope somebody out there enjoys this it got less funny after staring at it for multiple hours#also idk if I need to disclose this but this isn’t ship art#at the very least I’m opposed to Tim/toby cus yk
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.
#sasunaru#narusasu#sns#inotan#tanzen#inozen#inotanzen#kagehina#douwata#homumado#kyosaya#I’m pretty sure douwata and the Madoka Magica ships are just canon though#kunikidazai#inosaku#sakuino#juukimi#juusasu#karmagisa#Noe x Vanitas#I don’t know their ship name#kazurei#fafiya#killugon#leopika#renga#matchablossom#zolu#spideypool#superbat#chaipunk
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Are they lov— worse it’s worse
#btw I don’t ship billford but I do think it’s funny#I’m a Fiddleford x Stanford truther#ford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines
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All of five-foot-nothing and just casually yeets him across the bar
(ik he’s likely taller but I kind of ignore the whole ‘you die and go to hell and suddenly grow two feet taller when you spawn in the pride ring’ thing, so I headcanon my boi here as under five-five kthnx!)
"Nice try, fuckhead"
(From Hazbin Hotel - 1x4 Masquerade)
#one handed yeet#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#i don’t ship it#but my boy here is in full protect mode and you can quote me on that
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#journal 3#stanford pines#bill cipher#jheselbraum the unswerving#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY#I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time#and then in the 3rd journal#it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm#so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha#I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks#I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop#😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH#he can do whatever he wants ig
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resting & fixing. click for better quality!!
now available as a print
#jason todd#my art#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#red hood#batman#batfamily#batfam#mr dick grayson technically appears in this but i’m not going to be annoying and tag him. zoom in on his contact photo tho he’s there !!#I MISSSSSED PAINTINGGGGG this was super fun. new brushes!!!#edit. cant believe i have to say this 2hrs into posting but don’t tag as ship! they are brothers!
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