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our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text
#yes this#oh same#me and the two other people who romantically ship poppy and Ian vs the mythic quest fandom
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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
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#where’s that post that says I wish ads felt pain when you skip them—because that also applies here#I wish advertising could feel pain#I do not wish to be advertised to and if you advertise to me I will spitefully buy your competitors products#I also will not subscribe to a youtube account if they have sponsors on every video#one or two that make sense with the video being sponsored? maybe#the majority of their videos and the sponsorship has like nothing to do with the topic? get fucked absolutely not#yes this#oh same#hard same
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I also wasn’t arguing. I’m still not. I was and am directly stating my opinion of your addition to my post because I saw it and I took issue with the way your “agreement” was phrased. To me, it read as dismissive of what I had already stated. I do not deny your lived experience, have you thought about why people react weirdly when you say you ship Colin and Lazlo as a father and son dynamic? Because the incest implications are there whether or not you acknowledge them, because that’s what’s implied with shipping. If that’s your short hand in your circle of friends, great, but in fandom at large—where other real people on the internet can see you—people are going to misunderstand what you’re talking about.
You can tailor your fan spaces, and they can be what you want them to be, but your fan spaces exist inside Fandom at large. You—we live in a society, even if it’s digital.
Also Lazlo and Colin literally already have fucked when he and Najda shared a body, so like, the incest implications are canon lmao
shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.
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watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man
#I mean you’re not wrong that is his vibe entirely#and I love him (agent Dale Cooper)#twin peaks#yeah sure I’ll reblog that
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“Shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time.”
I said that to include aroace shipping. Because that’s what I meant by that. If you’re going to say you ship Colin and Lazlo as a father and son, you have to acknowledge and deal with the incest implications of that. If you don’t want to, don’t say you ship them, just say you enjoy their familial relationship. It’s that easy. Shipping is a broad term but it means something within fandom.
shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.
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I get that my blog is old and decrepit but why do half of my tags not work anymore this webbed site is so fucktional
#or like the tag works but it only goes back to 2022 instead of 2013 when I first used the tag LIKE I KNOW I DKD#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#tbd maybe idk
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There’s something about people sharing cigarettes in tv shows and movies that sets my brain alight like it demonstrates (to me) an intimacy between the characters, almost like a shorthand way of explaining their closeness—depending on how and when they share the cigarette, because sometimes it can also show the distance between characters despite their proximity and yeah I just. Don’t look at me, smoking is bad but it’s sexy as hell when fictional characters do it
#ooooh don’t look at me I’m feral#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#I’m finally watching the pilot of SoA and the fucking casual hand off of Jax’s cigarette to Chibs Im 😳😳😳#(I have seen SoA before this is a rewatch)#also I’m a cigarette smoker so like. it’s sexy to me. TO ME.
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#for the most part yes#not too many people know the side of my father that would make that insulting#it depends on who it’s coming from and how much do they know my father#poll
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Dominic Toretto, twirling his hair and kicking his feet when Brian says he’s gonna break into all of their race wars competition garages: haha don’t be a cop ur so sexy
#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#im watching the fast and the furious again im sorry don’t look at me
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I love you forehead wrinkles I love you crows feet I love you smile lines I love you age spots I love you acne scars I love you freckles and birth marks I love you I love you I love you
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#if you’re not getting off on it in some way if you’re not getting Satisfaction from it you’re not gonna get quality work#poll
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My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever
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Shoresy gif makers, I would like to see the season 4 gifs please and thank yew
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
#been getting really into early 00’s tv shows lately#highly recommend if you have the stomach for the casual bigotry of the aughts#if it started after 2010 I’m not watching it rn#shows up to your fandom 15 years late without a Starbucks in my hand#yes this
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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.
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