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rip Rebecca Logan from Greek you would have loved Megan Thee Stallion
rip Cappie from Greek you would have loved the lonely island
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rip Evan chambers from Greek you would have loved car seat headrest
rip Cappie from Greek you would have loved the lonely island
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maturing is realizing the show has already told you why this character is acting the way they do and that you’re not maturing you’re just reading the text
#‘maturing is realizing the front man takes care of 222 is bc his wife was pregante!!!!!1!’ no#it’s called comprehension you’ve literally just put the pieces together the way the show has laid them out for you#like you’re supposed to#you’re supposed to pick up on that#you’re supposed to see the front man/001 as Not All Bad#that is The Point#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#anyway still feel weird about s2 of squid game
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rip Cappie from Greek you would have loved the lonely island
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has Greek (2007, ABC Family) actually aged surprisingly well or am I just a victim of too many shows that can’t do in all 6 seasons something that Greek managed to do in one (1)
#the answer is both btw#hello yes I just recently rewatched season one of Greek for the first time since it aired#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#the delicious angst the well rounded impeccably crafted complex characters…I could go on#I’m just sayin that I think it deserves a fannish resurgence#cactus watches Greek
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I will not even speak the name of the show responsible for this monstrosity. So if you know, you know. That being said, I don’t like television shows that call me stupid, ship bait, and seem to encourage the romanticization of abusive relationships. I think it should be given the HIMYM* treatment: collectively and thoroughly forgotten.
*How I Met Your Mother was actually structurally and narratively sound even if 1) the finale was kind of rushed and 2) there are Many jokes that did not/have not aged well. Overall, HIMYM was and still is a much better show quality and consistency wise, and still has value being discussed for both its cultural impact and its content. The other show possesses none of these qualities.
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of all of the celebrity “crushes” I’ve ever had, vin diesel is the only one I’m like weirdly defensive over. and not defensive because vin diesel needs defending but because it’s the one I’m the most sensitive about. you can’t be mean about the iron giant in front of me. I’ll cry
#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#also: he can actually act unlike some other previously mentioned quote unquote actor
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what can I say except you’re welcome
vin diesel could have done the game plan but dwayne johnson couldn’t have done the pacifier send tweet
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vin diesel could have done the game plan but dwayne johnson couldn’t have done the pacifier send tweet
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i made a gift for my fellow americans. feel free to steal and put it wherever
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meeting the most beautiful man and then he puts on glasses
#it’s unfair to get hotter in the middle of my knowing you#your friend and humble narrator#omg cactus shut up
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do you have a visceral reaction to the song skinny love or are you normal
#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#I’ve also decided that i absolutely 100% NEED a sydcarmy edit to it
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something bad happens to men when they take their wizard posters down
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EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988) dir. Julien Temple
#earth girls are easy#formative media right there#you know you’re my friend if I have made you watch this and or bill and Ted’s excellent adventure#long post
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#what if I asked to kiss at Olive Garden and you said no but we could kiss at a real Italian restaurant?#tumblr
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made it to the s2 finale of tma im so buzzing exited like a little bee bumbling through this story and bonking happily into the horrors
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listening to tma and this is how i imagine jon while he’s investigating Gertrude
#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#cactus listens to the Magnus archives#I’m only on episode 58 but I’m low key obsessed
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