#(i could)

[criminalmindshyperfixation]

i could write a whole essay on how hotch gets quieter the angrier he is

[aka-indulgence]

Ah I am stress... it would be terrible if someone spooky but loving came to get me now......

[longmaxsilvarg]

chloe just texting max a short "max" at 2am after trying to reach her a month before n getting nothing in bts plagues my mind like you wouldn't believe

[zooophagous]

Oh shit the local small reptile store has a palmetto corn snake. I can't. I shan't. I won't.

[thlaylisden]

devouring own soul and mind Just more Werewolf shin and this could work as a pretty cool tee uaahh

[hercarisntyours]

combusts (looking at transformers one clothes/merch) (there are full team ones but with only d, orion and bee) (how is that full team)

[desire-mona]

Oooo u want to post House / Dan and Phil crossovers so bad Ooooo 🌀

gives u a kiss for giving me an excuse to post this

just. DRAWS REALLY BIG CIRCLES AROUND THEM IN RED MARKER WHILE MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT. what if hilson was dan and phil. i may do something with that.. sounds chatfic-y. met onnnnn like a . somewhere. brainstorming usernames is hard im sobbing ober this fucking album rn Anyway

its gotta be stupid shit bc wtf are we doing OBJECTIVELY what are we doing going omg AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire <333 its gotta have the same energy.

wholegreg and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . wait @blue-boulder would you do me the honour of letting me steal wil.i.son please <3

[stevie-petey]

sometimes i remember i can like totally make steve and bug break up like im the author its such a silly thing i have the free will to do

[codys-mspaint-art]

my awesme total drama saw comic

#awesome

i am haunted by visions so i mad e this a series LOL heres the next one..!!!! [link[]

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

Me, vibing, writing a Book of Bill inspired oneshot trying to break my writer's block:

My brain: You could make a really fucked up au out of the fact that Bill can remove Ford's memories at will.

Me: ...

[arliedraws]

Oh my goddddd, I started a “Regulus survived” fic about four years ago and never got more than 20 pages in, but I just reread it this morning and I’m PISSED that 2020 me did not continue it. I am COMPELLED by this fic.

It was an AU where Kreacher brought the half-drowned Regulus back to Grimmauld Place, and Mrs. Black hid him and sent him off to hide with Cassiopeia Black who had also faked her own death. From there, he spends the next decade and a half hunting down precious treasures for his greedy great-aunt in exchange for her discretion. He roams the Balkans for years. He gets all leathery from being in the sun. He eventually bumps into Dumbledore and, cover blown, is blackmailed into helping Dumbledore find and destroy Horcruxes. It was supposed to take place during PoA. There was SUPPOSED to be a violent, emotional reunion between Sirius and Regulus. BLOOD would’ve sprayed. They would’ve YELLED.

WAhhhhh

[starkillersunseeker]

no bc i’m writing a fic where there’s a bit of blackmailing and all i can think about is that one scene from b99 and how badly i want to write the line ” the only black male i want anything to do with is you” being said to regulus

[imaveryevilenby]

should I try covering a song?

[sqtorux]

2 hours past my usual posting time and the only completed work i have in my draft rn is a pornstar suguru drabble i did bc i was horny overcome with the idea after seeing a porn video unintentionally.

[hotteststar]

BODY

Like the faster silver fish,

that darts swiftly through the waves

and swims balanced between foam and salt,

hates the voracious seagull.

Like the fearful little mouse,

that moves cautiously and counts its steps

so as not to creak any wood plank,

fears the cat that feigns its sleep.

Like the wise brown owl,

that retreats to its branches at first light

and does not let the dawn touch its feathers,

sees the coming of the day.

This is how I hate you,

this is how I fear you,

this, this, this,

this is how I see you.

tbh i don't really even know what this is but still