#(HE WOULD)

[glagger-true]

This looks exactly like the type of argument Hoss would have on the internet and I love it.

[simpingforcys]

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i think king candy would want a thick bitch to sit on his face

[losver07]

barty: i want to stab you

evan: no, i want to stab you

barty: no, baby, i want—

regulus: *gets up* okay, that's enough

dorcas: what are you doing?

regulus: leaving before i stab both of them to death

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[alexxuun]

Smoke break buddies!

[ehliena]

Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?

Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?

Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?

Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?

[tategaminu]

When Rayla doesn't go to a council meeting, Callum just hangs these on every wall

[solifelessblog]

Oh the dadrius server is so full of ideas, of course i had to draw Darius showing off his son to anyone who cross his path

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

[mysticalarmand]

Dick: No.

Jason: We haven't even said anything.

Dick: You guys are standing suspiciously very close.

Jason: What does that even have to do with anything?

Dick: I know two gays when I see them.

Roy: Fine. We're together.

Dick: Best Friend fucker.

[vyncentevelyn]

Eddie wouldn’t straight out tell Steve he’s gay, but there would be signs. Like showing up in this shirt.

[sinister-sincerely]

I showed you my broken security bots. Please respond

[adeptune01]

Merlin: Jousting is so funny. It’s like awww you got a big pointy stick? And the other guy has one too? And you want to knock each other over? You better ride your horsey! Don’t let him get you!

Arthur: Why would you say this.

[deceasedcryptid]

I just know Sonic from the first movie would go crazy if he saw Movie Shadow appear on his motorcycle.

[amid-fandoms]

“im shallow, i made my character super hot. also i made him have tentacle sex”

the fact that this doesn’t even phase me should be concerning

[tanked-up]

Recruit: You know there’s no reason to be this messed up over some tank…

Gaz: Oh u done fucked up

Recruit: What-

Soap: IT WAS NOT JUST A ‘TANK’ IT WAS THE TANK I LEARNED HOW TO PROPERLY DRIVE. IT WAS THE TANK I HAD MY FIRST KISS-

Ghost in the background: With me by the way

Soap: IT WAS THE TANK THAT MADE ME BREAK MY ARM MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT IT WAS M I N E

Recruit: I- I can fix it…

[thesillybabe]

athenas favourite child