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Do you know what would be really messed up? And I'm sorry for this.
What if while I.M.P. was on the run...Moxxie reveals that Millie is pregnant?
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This is wildly inappropriate, but...
Since Pepa influences the weather by her emotions; and the more intense the emotions, the more intense the weather; what kind of meteorological fuckery happens when Pepa has an orgasm?
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PSA~!!
fandom be utilizin' homie's assets all wrong, i swears.
that's okay, i'm here to help~<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ya got a guy with superman superdick superwammy and y'all not usin' it i mean c"MON!?
allow me elaborate<3
the boy has superspeed and infinite stamina as per the power set, right?
among inclusions for that are~<3:
vibrating fingers~<3
vibrating tongue~<3
vibrating super dong~<3<3<3
no refractory period~<3<3<3
NO REFRACTORY PERIOD~<3!!?!? ;)))))))))))))))));)))))))))))))));)));))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)));))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));))))))))))))))))));))));))))))))));))));)))))))))))))))));))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)));)))
no limits~<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
not to mention the back end... honestly is just a death trap, DO NOT go near that. that motherfucker has a super compressing anus only built for diamond shitting and possible super heated anal blasts.
unless you got a kink for broken strap ons (awwe :((() and dicks getting chomped off by a sphincter if not an entire ass person being sucked in, crunched by homie's hole and spit out as tiny lil, newly defined blood diamonds, which--WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO~<3<3<3!!
but F- level fun (unless horror~<3), -10000000000/10, highly unrecommended.
the super dong tho~? OOOOOOOOH~<3 now THAT's the kicker and the one that needs all the attention. fucker could def give a person 10 in under 10 with that shit i--
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speakin' of, superman really really don't get utilized proper either but he's even better cause he'd be the *ultimate* gentle dom~<3 mmmmmmmmhmmmm~<3<3<3 (altho DO love me a DARK~<3 service top like homie<3<3<3)
#homelander's canonically huge dong#homelander#the boys#fan fic#fan fic ideas#eldritch horror back end#diamond compression#i'm terrible i know#lmao#shitpost#the boys amazon#the boys comics#psa#butchlander#hughlander#butchielander#the correct way to homelander in fics 101#superman
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YES
I mean no!
I keep it all over!
This has been sitting in my asks for a long time and I am just going to assume that you mean you keep your hairbrush all over.
Or your clothes.
Or your money
Or maybe your sanity.
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Breaking news!!
According to witnesses, Void (me) has decided to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom instead of continuing cuddles! People everywhere are grumpy!
Our investigators are currently waiting in front of the bathroom door to figure out what happened!
More updates as this story continues!
(Can't even go pee in peace without the whole team sitting in front of the door)
#I'm terrible i know#how dare i not cuddle them while in the bathroom#how dare i go to the bathroom in the first place#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#unreality#pokeblogging#soot the gengar#noodles the flareon#onion the pumpkaboo#fidget the snom#juno blogging
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Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)
#sorry if he ended up sounding british here#i don't know if garish is an american term let alone a prohibition-era one#but I do what I want /j#also I'm painfully aware that the composition in the full image is terrible but I wanted to include my Very Funny Dialogue#lackadaisy#lackadaisy cats#lackadaisy fanart#lackadaisy mordecai#mordecai heller#pride month#ace pride#asexual#boozecats#<- i love that tag#jeri's art tag for convenience purposes
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DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
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Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#batfam#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne#bruce is terrible at feelings#the whole thing comes to a head with the bat kids hosting an intervention in the bat cave#maybe like a five plus one set up?#each time one of the bat kids thought bruce was discriminating against danny#and one time where they realized 'no#he is just that awkward'#dealer's choice if alfred thinka bruce is discriminating or not too#thinking this is either before adopting duke or not long after#because its one thing to be a light and shadow meta and another to be as OP as Danny is#also i'm thinking they don't know danny is a halfa#like they think he's just an unfortunately useful meta that got trafficked#could also have danny encountering his new siblings in and out of uniform knowing who they are without them revealing it for extra fun#idk#couldn't get this out of my head#my original post#fic prompt#story prompt#prompt#please guys i have no spoons but i want to read it so bad#🥺
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I'm so bored.
#bored af#Bored out of my mind#boredom#im bored#And there is nothing to do#Maybe I should take a nap?#Or maybe I should go play choices or even romance club?#I'm terrible I know#but also 😏😏😏#😂😂🤣🤣😭😭#harmonyverendez#My post
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So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.
#yes i'm just going to come out and say it i'm talking about sera#not exclusively but i am talking about her#'but her writer actually iS A--' you don't know that! it doesn't matter! and i don't care!#just say that you do not like the character.#people will reblog posts about the latest actor or YA author or whatever getting forced out of the closet and be like#'wow. :( that's terrible.'#and then GO RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT#when are we going to learn#when are we going to stop doing this BEFORE somebody is forcibly outed#because in practical terms#that means you have to be okay with queer characters being written by straight people.#you have to stop weaponizing that against writers you don't like.#you have to be willing to critique the writing on its own merits#without using the writer's (assumed) identity to prop up your arguments#that's how it works#but who wants to actually change the way they talk about media#when tearing apart people's identities for clout is far more entertaining.#gwaren exports#fandom problems#fandom critical
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Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself
#baked bean originals#what's his fucking damage#was he trying to set aang up#aang#sokka#suki#yue#sukka#uhh whats the ship name for sokka and yue#i love how he gives aang some of worst advice ever and aang just follows it#excuse the terrible alt text I don't know what i'm doing#gifs#atla#avatar the last airbender
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Izumi (steambaby) sketches.
#zutara#atla#avatar the last airbender#steambabies#atla izumi#zuko#katara#atla art#atla fanart#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#fire lord izumi#atla oc#fire lord zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#steambaby#Hello Izumi!#She's got her dad's dry sarcasm and her mom's Stare of Judgment™#Uncle Sokka's perfectionism and Auntie Toph's tendency to give nicknames to anything that moves#Auntie Suki's Kyoshi Warrior training (because of course) and Uncle Aang's love for animals#Auntie Azula's poker face and Uncle Iroh's stragetic mind! And love for tea. And wisdom (which is overruled by her awkward self)#She's a daddy's girl and momma's best friend. They'll all braid each other's hair and go to terrible plays and do vigilante stuff together#She's got blue fire and a blue baby dragon named Tui and an arctic wolf named Agni. And yes that's the right name order. Deal with it.#She probably has a nonbender baby brother. Lu Ten is a swordmaster and the most lovable human being on this planet#Maybe another baby sister. Waterbender. Absolute MENACE. I'll think about it.#Or maybe she's an only child#Who knows!#I'm just here for the vibes and drawing pretty people#You guys come up with headcanons for her. I'd love to read them!#I don't think I'll do anything with her any time soon so...
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I just had the most cathartic experience of my entire life
this terrible job I've been working at, I just handed in my resignation because I finally got a new job
and I told my boss EVERYTHING that is wrong with the company, and why so many people are leaving
the salary is too low, we don't always get lunch breaks, and the vehicles we work on are genuinely dangerous
I even told him about the trans discrimination I received, specifically from him.
I won't get into all of it, I'm just so excited to be out of that place. I know nothing is going to change there, but it felt amazing to hand in my resignation form, and even more amazing to tell him why I was leaving
fuck
#I have so much adrenaline#do you know how hard it is to tell someone they are being transphobic while being respectful and keeping your composure?#what a terrible company I'm so glad I get to leave
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💃💃 is it chill that you’re in my head? 💃💃
#taylor swift#the eras tour#tswiftedit#taylorswiftedit#tswiftgif#tscreators#userelena#usersar#usersita#usergreta#tuserluz#gifs*#*#why is the eras tour so shitty to color 😭#i know i'm rusty but that filter is terrible
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ShuAke Week - Day 7: Goro or Joker palace
this comic is a follow-up/expansion on the premise I threw at the wall in this piece. Something, something, Akiren makes bad descisions and they come to bite him in the ass. Cognitive Akechi is unamused.
#shuakeweek2024#persona 5#goro akechi#ren amamiya#shuake#akeshu#akira kurusu#behold! my terrible handwriting#now some people may think that I was insane to do ten pages of a fully rendered/painted comic#and they would be correct#why did I do this to myself#I'd say “I'm never doing this again” but I know in my heart that that's an obvious lie LMAO
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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Just a heads up to new artists who might not know this: tracing people's artwork and posting it as your own is not okay. With or without credit, its stolen if you don't have permission.
This is why I continue to stay out of the Octonauts fandom and now probably will not return. Even months after leaving the fandom I'm still getting new art tracers and thieves.
If you absolutely have to trace and post it, just ask the artist first. If they say no then don't trace their artwork.
#sorry if this post seems pretty salty#I had a really long day and I think I'm coming down with something#was going to unwind and check tumblr real fast before crashing#only to stumble upon yet another art tracer. And who would have thought. it was Octonauts#This might be the nail in the coffin for me#I don't have any confidence when it comes to returning to this fandom-#but I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt and maybe they really don't know that it's not okay to do that#So that's what this hastily made and very drowsy post is for-#for new artists that might know that tracing people's artwork and posting it as if it was your own is theft#And it also keeps artists like me out of fandoms.#So apologies#this is a slightly salty yet gentle reminder to not trace peoples art without permission#thank you for reading 💞#heres to hoping i don't wake up with a terrible cold tomorrow 💀
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