#((I'm terrible I know))
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
xfangheartx · 14 days ago
Text
Do you know what would be really messed up? And I'm sorry for this.
What if while I.M.P. was on the run...Moxxie reveals that Millie is pregnant?
20 notes · View notes
cidthecoatrack-blog · 3 months ago
Text
This is wildly inappropriate, but...
Since Pepa influences the weather by her emotions; and the more intense the emotions, the more intense the weather; what kind of meteorological fuckery happens when Pepa has an orgasm?
30 notes · View notes
sharonisthebettercarter · 9 months ago
Text
PSA~!!
fandom be utilizin' homie's assets all wrong, i swears.
that's okay, i'm here to help~<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ya got a guy with superman superdick superwammy and y'all not usin' it i mean c"MON!?
allow me elaborate<3
the boy has superspeed and infinite stamina as per the power set, right?
among inclusions for that are~<3:
vibrating fingers~<3
vibrating tongue~<3
vibrating super dong~<3<3<3
no refractory period~<3<3<3
NO REFRACTORY PERIOD~<3!!?!? ;)))))))))))))))));)))))))))))))));)));))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)));))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));))))))))))))))))));))));))))))))));))));)))))))))))))))));))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));)));)))
no limits~<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
not to mention the back end... honestly is just a death trap, DO NOT go near that. that motherfucker has a super compressing anus only built for diamond shitting and possible super heated anal blasts.
unless you got a kink for broken strap ons (awwe :((() and dicks getting chomped off by a sphincter if not an entire ass person being sucked in, crunched by homie's hole and spit out as tiny lil, newly defined blood diamonds, which--WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO~<3<3<3!!
but F- level fun (unless horror~<3), -10000000000/10, highly unrecommended.
the super dong tho~? OOOOOOOOH~<3 now THAT's the kicker and the one that needs all the attention. fucker could def give a person 10 in under 10 with that shit i--
;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
speakin' of, superman really really don't get utilized proper either but he's even better cause he'd be the *ultimate* gentle dom~<3 mmmmmmmmhmmmm~<3<3<3 (altho DO love me a DARK~<3 service top like homie<3<3<3)
15 notes · View notes
rapmonkive · 1 year ago
Note
YES
I mean no!
I keep it all over!
Tumblr media
This has been sitting in my asks for a long time and I am just going to assume that you mean you keep your hairbrush all over.
Or your clothes.
Or your money
Or maybe your sanity.
4 notes · View notes
shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
Text
Breaking news!!
According to witnesses, Void (me) has decided to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom instead of continuing cuddles! People everywhere are grumpy!
Our investigators are currently waiting in front of the bathroom door to figure out what happened!
More updates as this story continues!
(Can't even go pee in peace without the whole team sitting in front of the door)
2 notes · View notes
jerich0two · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)
10K notes · View notes
raynewolferune · 4 months ago
Text
DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
~
" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
~
Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
6K notes · View notes
harmonyverendez · 11 months ago
Text
I'm so bored.
0 notes
anneapocalypse · 2 years ago
Text
So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.
40K notes · View notes
bakedbeanchan · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself
2K notes · View notes
demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Izumi (steambaby) sketches.
2K notes · View notes
i-am-a-fish · 1 year ago
Text
I just had the most cathartic experience of my entire life
this terrible job I've been working at, I just handed in my resignation because I finally got a new job
and I told my boss EVERYTHING that is wrong with the company, and why so many people are leaving
the salary is too low, we don't always get lunch breaks, and the vehicles we work on are genuinely dangerous
I even told him about the trans discrimination I received, specifically from him.
I won't get into all of it, I'm just so excited to be out of that place. I know nothing is going to change there, but it felt amazing to hand in my resignation form, and even more amazing to tell him why I was leaving
fuck
4K notes · View notes
felicitysmoak · 11 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
💃💃 is it chill that you’re in my head? 💃💃
2K notes · View notes
senblades · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
ShuAke Week - Day 7: Goro or Joker palace
this comic is a follow-up/expansion on the premise I threw at the wall in this piece. Something, something, Akiren makes bad descisions and they come to bite him in the ass. Cognitive Akechi is unamused.
887 notes · View notes
Text
oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
Tumblr media
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
16K notes · View notes
factual-fantasy · 22 days ago
Text
Just a heads up to new artists who might not know this: tracing people's artwork and posting it as your own is not okay. With or without credit, its stolen if you don't have permission.
This is why I continue to stay out of the Octonauts fandom and now probably will not return. Even months after leaving the fandom I'm still getting new art tracers and thieves.
If you absolutely have to trace and post it, just ask the artist first. If they say no then don't trace their artwork.
490 notes · View notes