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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Poke thought of the day:
Do you ever look at a snom and wonder: "Where does all that food go?"
Fidget can eat a meal twice the size of himself and it somehow... fits? Are Snoms actually black holes?
There's no way that the amount of food fits in that small pokemon is what I'm saying.
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apocalypticchaos-art · 2 years ago
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Selfie Time!
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This was made for my irl Pokemon blog @shadyapocalypse ! Featuring the team and my trainer sona.
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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ohoho~ YES!!
Onion has seen us put on bandaids when we hurt ourselves on multiple occasions, so now she seems to believe that bandaids = potions for humans. When she sees someone hurt and/or crying, she'll bring them a bandaid. (I have no clue where she gets them from tbh)
She also "sings" to herself occasionally.
When Noodles trusts you, she'll groom you (or at least try too). She believes it's her job to keep her friends clean and tidy.
When she trusts you even more and sees you sitting/laying down, she'll flop her entire body on top of you for nap time. (No, you may not leave. It's the law.)
Fidget is a very chatty mon, so he'll make a bunch of snom noises at you. You can hold entire "conversations" with him. (He doesn't care that you don't speak snom and he doesn't speak human. It's the thought that counts.)
When he wants you to hand him something (he loves holding things), he will move his pincers/mandibles in a "grabbing" motion and wiggle his little feetsies.
Soot adores plushies and will cuddle them every chance he gets. He'll bring you one too when he notices you're not doing too good.
He knows how to make pancakes, and he WILL make you pancakes. That is a threat. He'll find you and give them to you. No, he doesn't care that you're on the toilet. It's pancake time.
Ya know what? It’s recovery time.
The cutest things your Pokémon do. Tell them to me!
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bleating-heart · 5 years ago
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There really wasn’t any reason for Juliette to still be awake. It was past midnight, and she should’ve been catching a train to sleepy time junction a few hours ago. Something about watching Cleffa and Snom videos on youtube keeps your attention very sharp and focused, she assumed. However something she wasn’t expecting was a small notification banner to drop down, interrupting her fifth ‘Cute Snom Video Compilation’ in a row.
It was from Piers.
Now it wasn’t very unusual for Piers to text her, since they finally decided that maybe they should do this whole dating thing, but it was the timing of it. Again, it was absolutely past midnight, well on its way to one in the morning. She quickly tapped off of the video and opened the message and just stared at it for a moment.
‘hey’
Juliette wasn’t quite sure how to respond to something so vague. He could just be awake, since he is a bit of an insomniac, or he could be out. How should she approach this? Funny? Straightforward? She never figured something like a text would throw her off so much, but she didn’t have much time to think about it before another message promptly popped up under the first one.
‘you wanna come crash a party? i’m so bored i could die’
She quickly decided that yes, this is exactly what she wanted to do tonight because one, she hardly got to see Piers with how busy she was and two, it’d be kinda of cool (or so she figured) to see what his social life was like… you know, besides texting his sister about the gym challengers trying to come through. She quickly rolled out of bed and made for her closet, tapping out a response and tossing her phone back onto her bed and scooting to her closet.
‘Ta. Is it in Spikemuth? I’ll come hang.’
She decided on a black dress that was appropriately short for a house party surely at someone’s ‘first time owner’ house in the most affordable part of the cheapest housing market in the country and hopped on some white knee highs when her phone went off again. She quickly pinned her hair into place and grabbed her phone, smiling at the text as she unlocked it.
‘:) duh. i’ll pick you up at the gate. see you soon… ♡’
She quickly pocketed her phone and tapped on her boots that were by her bedroom door and she was out the door, remembering to grab her keys as she locked her front door behind her. 
The fly to Spikemuth from Wyndon was never that long, but somehow it felt longer than usual… probably because she was weirdly nervous? What is she made a fool out of herself? Uuugghh she didn’t need this right now… As she landed on the designated area right outside of the town gate, she tipped the pilot and gave the Corviknight a thankful pet on the beak before they took off for their next customer. She shot Piers a quick text that she was there and quickly made her way to the gate, giving a small wave to the Team Yell member that was managing the watch as she passed through.
Much to Juliette’s surprise, Piers was already waiting for her past the check-in gate. He was casually leaning against the outside post, idly tapping at his phone when he looked up and noticed she had made it in. He smiled and gave her a nod, walking to meet her half way and giving her a small peck on the cheek as a greeting. Juliette smiled, gently blushing at the gesture but returning it with a gentle kiss to his opposite cheek as they headed down the road.
“So, a house party at one in the morning?” she asked, keeping her hands pocketed to hide her nervous fidgeting as they made their way to the source of the thumping loud music she could hear in the distance of the small town. Piers laughed and nodded, leading her down one of the side alleys and out onto the road where a few free standing houses were.
“Well, to be fair we’ve been here since ten. Motley finally got a house after a few years of saving, so we were celebrating like normal people. Turns out Motley’s mates had other ideas and now it’s a huge affair with everyone I’ve ever known and some I’ve never seen!” he replied, a chuckle passing his lips as he looked down at her. Juliette gave him a nervous laugh in response, scooting a bit closer to him once they came up onto the house.
Huge affair was a bit of an understatement. The music was pounding from every open window and door in the smaller house, bodies in the front yard, cups and bottles scattered everywhere… Juliette was now regretting her decision to come out just a bit. Piers guided her past the partying individuals and into the house, skillfully maneuvering the two of them into the kitchen. Juliette cringed a bit at how heavily the home reeked of weed, alcohol, and bad incense to try to mask the smell. There were hardly any real lights on, and everything seemed to be cloaked in this thick haze of smoke. She was definitely feeling squeemish, and she backed herself up against the counter while Piers retrieved a couple of bottles that were assumedly unopened from a case by the back door. He popped the tops off the two on the counter and he passed Juliette one of the bottles, frowning a bit as she took it and sort of folded into herself. He took a swig from his bottle and took her hand with his free one, smiling down at her to reassure her she was safe. Juliette appreciated the gesture and took a swig of her very room temperature, cheap beer. She cringed a bit at the tasted, earning a chuckle from Piers as he gently lead her to the sitting room where the density of people really kicked in.
They were greeted loudly and barely coherently by some of Team Yell who knew Juliette well and they went about their way, already assuring Piers they had a safe way home. They found an abandoned love seat and Piers nodded in it’s direction, the both of them settling in and kind of setting into the chaos. They spoke for a while about this and that, laughing about the party and saying bye to a few more friends as they passed out. Soon, Juliette’s head started to swim a bit. She couldn’t tell if it was from the punk rock music, the heavy smoke in the air, or the sudden amount of bottles beside her. Maybe none, maybe all. However, she wasn’t complaining. Piers had been drinking more than she had, but he hardly seemed to change. He was still carrying on as if he had just picked her up not more than a moment before. A particularly rowdy song had started to play, and a lot of the party goers were starting to dance. Juliette laughed and started to sway a bit to the music, finally really getting into the atmosphere. Piers chuckled a dark, low kind of chuckle and leaned down.
“Having fun, Juliette~?”
Juliette felt a hot knot form in her stomach at the tone and question. His voice was low and husked, just a tad loose from the consumption of the evening. She felt her face match the heat as she nodded, looking down at her lap where she gripped a dark malt bottle for dear life. Piers reached over and guided her chin up, gripping it firmly (though just to keep her attention, and not to hurt) as he forced her to meet his hazed eyes. She squirmed under his gaze, the knot growing tighter as he inched closer, lips grazing hers.
“Wanna make it even more fun~?” he breathed, waiting just long enough for her to nod in agreement before he kissed her. Hard. His tongue snaked its way into her mouth, swiping against hers as she reflexively rested her hand on his thigh to steady herself. Piers broke their kiss a moment later, Juliette’s mind now taking point to compete in an olympic swimming competition at the loss of the sensation. He moved down a bit, nipping and licking at her neck as she shivered, his hand sliding up her bare thigh and squeezing. She tilted her head, giving him a bit more access, trying her best not to make too much noise for fear of someone with canine hearing catching her over the music. Piers chuckled and bit down just a bit, forcing Juliette to squeak out a groan. He chuckled against her skin and pulled back, his hand sliding into the inner part of her thigh and sliding just a bit up. It was a question of permission, and Juliette responded by burying her face into his neck and spreading her legs ever so slightly. He slid up further, whispering a praise into her ear as he bumped up against her. He pressed a finger against the wet fabric and chuckled, moving up slightly to rub against her swollen clit through her panties.
“Wow Juliette… I never thought you’d be this dirty. Aren’t you embarrassed~?” he teased, putting more pressure against her. Juliette whined, catching herself panting as she tried to hold in her moans as he rubbed her. He pulled back from her and stood up, causing her to frown a bit at the loss of the touch. He smirked and gently pulled her up, guiding her through the moving bodies and up the stairs of the house. He pulled the two of them into the hall bathroom and locked the door, turning quickly to Juliette and taking her waist. She squeaked a bit as she was hoisted up onto the bathroom counter and met with the crushing sensation of Pier’s mouth on hers. She wrapped her arms around his neck and adjusted a bit, this time fully kissing him back as his tongue found its way into her mouth again. He slid his hands up her thighs and tugged at the hem of her panties, wiggling with her as he pulled them down and off of her legs. Juliette was beet red as she sat fully exposed to her boyfriend, but she would be lying if she said this situation and the look on his face wasn’t the hottest fucking thing she’d ever been involved in. She spread her legs a bit giving him a bit more access as his hand made its way back up to her core, moaning into his mouth as a slender finger slicked its way up her slit to rub against her swollen clit. Her moan was met with a groan of Piers’ own at the feeling of just how wet she was. He couldn’t wait… he needed to feel how tight she was around his fingers. He leaned her back just a bit, not breaking their kiss as he slid a finger inside of her. In that moment the kiss was broken by a moan from Juliette, burying her face in his neck as he began to pump his finger in and out of her.
“Fuuuuuck Juliette… you’re so fucking dirty. You’re absolutely soaked, you know? Who knew you wanted everyone to see you squirm~” he teased, eliciting another moan from the woman beneath him. She knew he was just teasing her, but why was it turning her on so much…? She hardly had time to think about it though, as Piers slipped a second finger inside of her and picked up his pace. He moaned into her ear, his breaths becoming a bit labored as he finger fucked her. He himself had to keep pace though. He could feel just how hard he was straining against his pants. It wasn’t exactly his time yet, but if he wasn’t careful, he wouldn’t get his chance. He moved his thumb a bit to start rubbing against her clit, keeping up his pace as he continued to whisper how dirty and hot she was into her ear, making sure to keep his voice low and breathy.
Juliette was having a hard time feeling which way was up. Between the buzz of the alcohol, the slight second hand high of the smoke in the air, and just how deep Piers was made her head spin in such a delicious way. She would be afraid of never coming back down, when she felt a jolt of electricity shoot down her spine. She clamped down around Piers and clung to him for dear life, moaning unashamedly into his ear.
“J-just like th-that…! P-Piers you’re gunna make me c-cum…!” she stuttered, her body starting to grind against his hand as he continued to pump into her. Piers took this as all of the encouragement he needed and picked up his pace and pressure, moving his head down to suck and bite at her neck. It wasn’t long before the electricity at the base of her spine began to bloom into a full blown fire in her cunt as she cried out his name and came hard against his hand, covering it in her own cum. She panted heavily, moaning as Piers slowly pulled out of her and kissed her gently, moving up to place another kiss on her damp forehead.
“Are you alright…?” he asked, nuzzling against her to give her a moment to catch her breath before replying. She gave him a shaky, but affirmative nod and a kiss of her own. He chuckled against her and pulled back a bit, giving her an opportunity to adjust. Before he could get too far however, Juliette decided that while she was taking advantage of this weird twilight she was in, she was going to double down. She caught him with a shaking hand and pulled him back, releasing him only to slide down and brush against the obvious bulge in his leather pants. He practically growled as he leaned in, nipping at her ear.
“Oh so that’s what you want, is it? You’ve gotta ask nicely, and maybe I’ll consider it~”
Juliette fumbled for a bit before finally being able to work up the words. “P-please Piers… I-I need y-your cock i-inside of me!”
Ah. Well, he certainly does aim to please. And with a request that polite, it would be extremely rude of him to say no!
He quickly freed himself from his pants, groaning as he did so. He leaned Juliette back again and made a bit of a show slicking himself up with his cum covered hand, Juliette whining in response. He lined himself up with her entrance and in one motion, hilted himself into her. Juliette swore loudly as she clung back onto him, not being able to hold anything back as he fucked her. His pace was slow at first, but quickly sped up. He knew he wasn’t going to be able to last very long with how much playing he had already done. Not to mention, of course, just how hot and tight she was around him. Juliette was already having a hard time holding anything back. She was already incredibly overstimulated from cumming just minutes before, and to have such a huge cock fucking into her was honestly one of the best things she ever felt. Mouths found each other again as Piers practically slammed himself inside of her, desperately sprinting towards his release. Tongues sliding against tongues as hands grasped for anchorage in the last burning moments before Piers broke them apart with a loud, raspy ‘Fuck!!’ as he came deep inside of the younger woman, panting against her neck and staying motionless as he emptied himself.
They finally parted from each other a few moments later, groans from Piers as he slowly pulled himself out of her heat and adjusted himself a bit back into his underwear. He admired the sight for a moment; Juliette panting and flushed, legs spread wide apart as cum poured from her used cunt and onto the counter top. If he stared too long, he’d be in trouble again so he gently guided her to sit up right and couldn’t fight a small grin at her as she cringed at the squishy feeling of sitting in a puddle of cum.
“Heh… I guess I’ll ask you again… are you alright?” he questioned, helping her slide off of the counter and steadying her on her feet as she adjusted to solid ground for the first time in the past hour. She smiled up at him and nodded, taking a few deep breaths to help her come back down from the high of it all. “Y-yeah… I’m fit. Th-that was… fun…!” she stuttered, looking a bit away from him to hide her embarrassment. Piers chuckled softly and cupped her cheek, bringing her in for a soft kiss as he rested his forehead against hers. “Glad you think so. We should do it again sometime. For now though,” he started, nodding towards the bathroom door, “I’m over this party scene. Let’s dip, yeah? We can rest up at my flat.”
Juliette nodded, her flush coming back in full glow as they exited the bathroom and down the hall. Luckily for them, the party was still in full swing as they quietly headed out of the house and down the road. Though Juliette would never see those panties again, she didn’t pay it any mind. She decided that maybe coming out to a loud house party was the best decision she’d made all year, and she was happy to keep the streak going. Besides, what could be better than getting fucked by your boyfriend in a cramped bathroom only to fall asleep in his arms later?
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Okay but what would YOUR fit be, as a ghost type enthusiast? :3c
Oh, am I glad you asked! I just happen to have this selfie laying around. Behold:
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GENGAR JACKET!!! ft the squad, of course!
I love making accessories (and sometimes clothes) for myself, which are usually spooky themed! It's a running joke in my friend group that I always look like Halloween is just around the corner (it should be tbh).
(OOC: I'll be posting this on my art accs too!)
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sunnywalnut · 1 year ago
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Hey Snom!! I have both Autism and hypermobile EDS as well as a seizure disorder which makes it really difficult to not only keep up with the world(drive, get a job, exercise, etc etc) but also it's just really difficult in general. Especially when society is so loud and busy all the time. It gets very overwhelming (which can sometimes cause my seizures. Stress plays a big part in them).
Things that help me are honestly just really soft blankets and plushies, even though some people might think they're "juvenile" the texture really helps calm me down. Other than that, I've got a special grippy that helps me open jars and bottles, and chewlery or gum that keeps my mouth busy is also good, as well as any kind of ring or bracelet I can fidget with. Also my compression!! I've got compression gloves and stockings that really help with my EDS!! Hardly go anywhere without em. As well as a shower chair and sometimes I ride around in the little motor scooters that they have in stores if my knees are extra mean that day.
It's not always easy (gosh, it hardly ever is) being a 19yo with disabilities, especially with the way people view them, but I'm hoping that maybe by sharing my own experience that it might help somebody allow themselves to use similar things that can help them.
Do any of you have disabilities either physical or mental?
How do you think it has effected your life? If at all?
What would you say has helped you the most with getting through it/working with it?
You don't have to answer these if you don't want to but I was just curious.
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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I wholeheartedly believe that if your size was determined by how sassy you are, instead of genetics and stuff, Fidget would be the biggest Pokemon known to mankind.
It would just be this one random Snom that is even bigger than a Wailord
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Breaking news!!
According to witnesses, Void (me) has decided to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom instead of continuing cuddles! People everywhere are grumpy!
Our investigators are currently waiting in front of the bathroom door to figure out what happened!
More updates as this story continues!
(Can't even go pee in peace without the whole team sitting in front of the door)
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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☆♡Memento Mori♡☆
Pokemon irl blog about the adventures of your local ghost type idiot. Questions always open!
☆The person behind the blog☆
Juno
They/Xe, Nonbinary
22 years old
☆The "team"☆
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((This is a pokemon unreality blog, pretending pokemon were real! Please do not take this too seriously. Ask to tag)
Other blogs:
@apocalyptic-chaos (main)
@apocalypticchaos-art (art))
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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[gently pats roof of Fidget]
This sassy boi can hold so many snacks
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Made some trainer cards
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Took the team to meet my therapist today and it was an ✨️experience✨️
Noodles spent the first few minutes sniffing around her office, after which she decided to sit on my lap and imitate a heated blanket (in the shape of a flareon), only sometimes sleepily blinking at my therapist. She did fall asleep eventually.
Soot started out by looking at the pictures she had put on the office walls, and after he was done, sat on a spare chair and listened. Otherwise, he'd just make "approving gengar sounds" while making sure the others behaved.
Fidget stole the therapists pen in the first 5 minutes. I warned her, but he walked off with it afterwards, proceeding to sit on top of her shelf. She thought it was hilarious, he was very satisfied with himself.
Onion was ✨️excited✨️ about absolutely everything, made friends with the old ladies in the waiting room, made friends with my therapist, and got even more excited about the wingull figurines my therapist has in her office. She proceeded to bring me every single one and then napped inside an empty plant pot.
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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A (incomplete) list of things Onion has bought me this week:
multiple pretty stones
some berries
an interesting rock that might be a fossil
my mom's phone charger
a leaf
some sand
Fidget (my snom)
a tab opener (thingy) from a can
a (different) can
some sea shells
sea glass
an interesting shaped stick
my brother's phone charger
a flower
two entire wild wurmple
a random key
hair ties
my brother (don't question it)
some hair Noodles (flareon) lost
A note my mom was looking for
and some more
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shadyapocalypse · 2 years ago
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Update:
Void is back in bed, and sleepy cuddles are continuing. All is right again in the world.
Breaking news!!
According to witnesses, Void (me) has decided to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom instead of continuing cuddles! People everywhere are grumpy!
Our investigators are currently waiting in front of the bathroom door to figure out what happened!
More updates as this story continues!
(Can't even go pee in peace without the whole team sitting in front of the door)
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