ediamondgold
Bad Circumstances, Good Jokes
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Evan. 28 but my wife says I’m 15. OG Canadian. Living in Cali. I write stuff, I sing more stuff. Music is my life. 4 • 7 • 2019
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ediamondgold · 2 years ago
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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seeing “balanced” takes on abortion makes me want to state for the record i love abortion. I love it. Unapologetically. I love all my friends who have had abortions and all the reasons they’ve had them. i love people who treat abortion flippantly I love people who have a lot of emotions about their abortion. I love people who will have only one abortion in their whole life and people who will have many. abortion is great, no caveats. Its not a moral quandary. if someone doesn’t want to be pregnant they should have safe access to rectifying the state of their own body
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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Who in this room is hungry.
No metaphors. Did you eat today?
That’s love: the question. The dragons,
chewing bones in their castles don’t want you to think it
but the love!
Asking strangers on the street: Did you eat today?
And how is your mother?
Don’t worry about the dishes darling, where are you sleeping?
Have you slept?
A poem is a poor substitute for socks or
a clean pair of underwear or
tampons.
Which sufferings do we forgive and which do we punish with
suffering?
If I love the world but have not fed it
have I loved anyone at all?
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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finch 2
Ships tore the shoreline with their rescue lights.  That was relief, even as I grieved you, my love. I grieved you, even then. Full body grief, bone grief, stomach and palm and shoulder grief. 
How sweet this story might have been, had I never set the fire. Had I not vomited desperate flares toward the sky.  Had I starved beneath you, touched, and felt so, so loved in the give and give and giving. 
I waded into the water to meet them, so hungry my legs gave out, and bleeding from the neck I thought if I ever see you again 
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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call me haribo peach gummies the way I’m
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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cowboy bees!!!!!! would say beehaw🐝
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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not only did i cheat on u we went on your naruto sideblog and laughed at your poetry compilations
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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I’m always grateful for it when that “do u like the color of the sky” post comes around again bc it lets me know who to unfollow for better peace of mind thank u 🙏 😊💕✨🥰😘
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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The list of love is short. I am unlikeable because I see only in reflection. Like Mary, I stare out and see double.  We never meet. Your skin is a poem I have read once before or a dozen times. 
This song, too, is familiar. How you move. The shapes your body makes when you ask it to move.  How you ask- I read it in a book somewhere. Like scripture, I can recite you. But I can recite anyone. 
I am sorry I disappoint. I always wish to live up to the script. When I do, it’s magic. You are like everyone, and I am the hot molten center of the Earth.  I glow around you, in love, in spectacular love. 
You lipsync in such perfect time. It is so wonderful to meet you.  I say, again! Again, again.  I do it again.
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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I have changed my mind: god loves you.
Doesn’t exist, but loves you. Can’t touch
this dehallowed earth, but loves you.
Has no need for scripture when we can simply
sit and eat our fill of strawberries,
but loves you. Loved you, loves you, love you.
Nothing that can be imagined could not.
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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kink captions are sometimes kinda funny out of context
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ediamondgold · 3 years ago
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done his best
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