#( mckeltie. )

[la-hoire]

McDonald’s Alignment Chart: LAPD (+ Jack!) Edition

[hankstershenanigans]

Man, I love shitposting

[samtrapani]

can i get the pre-relationship qs for nancy and mckelty? :3

— SHIP QUESTIONS: PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

nancy & lachlan are next-door-neighbors in their apartment complex! they met when nancy was first moving in, and lachlan happened to be coming home around the time the movers were helping nancy with her furniture. they talked for a bit in the corridor, mostly small talk & nancy was totally like. if you need anything just knock x 

What was their first impression of each other?

nancy thought that lachlan was very grumpy lmao (what dealing w those idiots in arson day in, day out does to you hah) and awkward as all hell. lachlan on the other hand thought that nancy was one of those sweet girls who would undoubtedly. bring someone new home every night oops

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

nancy’s folks moved away from LA, so they don’t know anything about him until she decides the fake engagement is on, but her boss, marty, definitely did. mostly bc he wants her to be happy, he’s sweet like that. and lachlan,,, well. he doesn’t have friends or family lmao sad old man

Who felt romantic feelings first?

lachlan! mid-way through their whole deal, he was like. oh no. bc nancy’s number one rule was no real feelings allowed! and obviously, he’d just blown it all to hell. but he covers it up really well. mostly. he thought she’d hate him if she found out. (spoiler alert: she was also catching feelings and hiding them hehe)

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

both of them bc they’re both incredibly stupid!! nancy more, honestly. lachlan confessed, and she was so. incredibly frazzled by it she. stopped talking to him for weeks and tried to avoid him bc she was. also trying to grapple with her own suddenly very real feelings. lots of ignoring him even when he came to marty’s, lots of trying not to be at the same place at the same time

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

nancy wouldn’t mind too much. she’d probably point out that it’s funny how she’d be stuck with the one man who hates everyone & whom everyone hates in return, but yknow what? that makes it special, and nancy is all about special. it makes life more interesting for her lmao

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

nancy would probably find another poor sucker to trap in her fake engagement plan, but it probably wouldn’t work out. she’d keep working at marty’s, dreaming of getting her work in an art show someday. lachlan would. well. no one likes him!! so he’d just. continue his life at arson getting mad at everyone & everything and coming home totally exhausted lmao 

[mathemagiks]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

Ehn actually fishes in-character! It’s one of the few activities that successfully relaxes him, and he’ll happily sit to fish for hours on end, if left to his own devices. 

[eorzean-capitalist]

Hello! I'm just getting into crafting for the first time in we'll, any MMO really, and was wondering: I know there was the whole "get all crafting classes to 15 first" for awhile, but now I hear that's no longer important and I can just focus on whichever class O want without worrying about the others for now. Thoughts?

Well, other crafting classes give you abilities that are pretty sweet and super useful for other classes as well.  Plus, you make things in certain classes that you’ll need to be able to craft in other classes.  (Like you’ll need leather if you’re weaving, cloth if you’re doing leatherworking, alchemical concoctions like oils if you’re blacksmithing, etc and so forth.) 

So limiting yourself to just one class will eventually get kind of expensive, as you’ll have to buy whatever it is you need to continue just solo leveling that class.  Plus, it’ll hamper you later on in the higher levels, not having those other skills at your disposal.  

Not sure where you heard that, but if you have a link I’d like to see it and judge it for myself.  People might have reasons I haven’t thought of.  

[mischiefwillwreakhavoc]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hank Zipzer - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hank zipzer/nick mckelty Characters: Hank zipzer - Character, Nick mckelty Additional Tags: First Kiss, Hand Jobs, Fluff, Idk man this is my first work Summary:

Years after their first kiss in the toilets, Hank finds himself wishing for just one more intimate moment with Nicolas McKelty. Well, he got a little more than he bargained for...

A tale where one boy doesn't forgive because one boy doesn't forget...

[luvrlou]

I am 🤏 close to adding Hank Zipzer and Nick McKelty to my masterlist (im rewatching Season 3 and 😳)

[plaguegirll]

i made a homophobic and gay flag because all the other ones were ugly and i needed mine to be the ugliest

hank zipzer had bi energy i can just feel it yknow

[valley0fstorms]

❔ - How to tell your muse is horny?

@savy-and-mckelty-ffxiv

What makes you think she isn't always horny, i mean she always has horns

Jokes aside usually she'll just get extremely awkward, and sometimes fidgety, and if she's talking to someone she finds attractive, it may just cause her to start flirting. She is usually able ti handle it herself but if in public shechas to figure out how to deal with it without other person knowing, just stick it out until she can deal with it herself, or just see if the other persom can help deal with it without saying exactly what she's feeling

[mckeltieisms-blog]

imessage | wrong number

mckeltie: i don't call anyone else daddy shut up

mckeltie: *typing*

mckeltie: oh. awkward.

[laurelwinchester]

one thing i’d like to add onto this: yes, jared’s incoherent babble was...pretty fucked up. but do you know what else is fucked up? the people telling him to kill himself or saying that his depression ‘’should have won.’’ that is disgusting and i do not, in any way, support that. that is never ever okay to say. i don’t care how much you dislike a person or what stupid shit they said. there is no world where that is a cool or funny thing to say about anyone.

I understand that Jensen made a tasteless joke but how is nobody talking about the crap Jared said?????

i mean. a lot of people are talking about what jared said. most of the backlash i've seen is about what he said.

i don't even know how to address that part tbh. i don't hide the fact that i don't like jared and i can fully understand why people found what he said offensive. because it was offensive. full stop. it was wildly offensive but i'm so... i think i'm still stuck in the shock part of it? i can't believe that happened. i can't believe it happened in a room full of people and cameras. he just...kept going. he just kept going. and going. and going. oh my god why did he keep going???? it was...surreal. i don't think i have ever witnessed a foot in mouth situation quite that bad.

and make no mistake here. me saying it was a foot in mouth situation is not me excusing what he said or attempting to lessen it in any way. he hurt people and that can't be argued with. i will not argue with that. damage was done. but...just...i'm so stuck in the shock phase that i can't even be angry yet because i'm just -

holy shit???? what even was that????

[hankstershenanigans]

Nick McKelty: [smirking] You're toast, Zitzer. Hank Zipzer: And you're what? A toaster?

[cntrlkaitlyn-blog]

"come on!" kat said as the principal walked away from her. "i'm not mckeltie! i'm kaitlyn!" she called out, sighing as she turned around to walk down the hall. "i'm gonna kill her one of these --- one of these days, yanno," she said aloud.

[ao3feed-scorbus]

The Baby Game

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CX6kom

by ALPHAwolf

This is not a fanfic! Its a game I came up with 'cause I was bored and miserable and wanted to do something a little different. Basically you have to guess what baby belongs to which m/m pairing (written in the relationship tags). Some are really obvious, others not so much, but there are plenty of clues in the pictures. Come and see if you can spot your OTP's baby!!!

Words: 82, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Multi-Fandom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Asami Ryuichi/Takaba Akihito, Kevin Levin/Ben Tennyson, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Loki/Thor, Adrien Agreste/Nathanaël Kurtzberg, Kurt Wagner/Warren Worthington III, Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee, Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, Jonathan/Sherwin (In a Heartbeat), Logan (X-Men)/Pietro Maximoff, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Dagur the Deranged/Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Hiro Hamada/Tadashi Hamada, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter, James Potter/Severus Snape, Leonardo/Raphael (TMNT), Uta/Yomo Renji, Astro/Atlas, Jack Frost/Pitch Black, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Hank zipzer/nick mckelty, Gene Khan/Tony Stark, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Additional Tags: Implied Mpreg, game, This is not a Fanfic, Babies, Lots of Babies

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CX6kom

[mckeltieisms-blog]

“i guess so. jokes go over my head. not just cause i’m a gnome, but i don’t get stuff,” she said as she walked. mckeltie let out a small breath and nervously twirled the end of her hair around her finger. “he’s my fiancée. i haven’t heard from him. i just need to know that he’s okay. i don’t need details, i can get those from him later. just that he’s safe.”

mckeltie

“jokes are supposed to be funny,” she said. “okay…” but then she paused, knowing she probably wouldn’t get an answer, but it was worth a shot. “um… do you happen to know if jordan jarombek is here? i know you can’t give out personal information, but i — i need to know if he’s okay.”

“It is funny. Humor’s subjective,” she shrugged. Amelia turned down the hall, gesturing for McKeltie to lead the way back to her room. Amelia’s brows knitting together at McKeltie’s question, “I’ll… see what I can do. You really kind of answered your own question with the whole can’t give out personal information bit. Go to your room, give me, like, half an hour at least to get everything you’ve asked for.”

[drrarythings]

Drarry in real life - Hank Zipzer and Nick Mckelty from Hank Zipzer tv series make one real life good-looking pair as Drarry

Like seriously guys, just look at them

DO YOU HEAR MY SCREAM RN??!?! This is perfection!!!! We have even Crabbe and Goyle xD the glasses are out tho