#gay and homophobic

[xfriki26]

LMAO I seen the smokeydonuts doodle before

BUT I DINT KNOW THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF EVERMORE

[helljunker]

nobody asked for this.

[inkeyjay]

Another post where i talk about my Oc's! And it is *drum roll* ✨Clover's✨ time!

Why now? Because of this post, that's why:

I can't really say much about Clover since it's kinda a mysterious antagonist. Spoilery territory. Who are they? What do they want?? The thing that matters is that this character singlehandedly added a few content warnings to my campaing.

Clover is the leader of a gang that has control over The Drunkman's Luck, a casino famous among sailors for it's brewed nectar, located on the southern part of Alumbra near the secondary waterway and it's famous distillery.

Or at least it was a few months ago, for the distillery is now a pile of debree, ashes and rusty pools of metal after an incident during the winter's solstice festival that ended up in a fire.

The thing is, while part of the party was running from Clover on the distillery that night, trying to fight them off, another character stumbled upon their corpse, rotting under the casino. Clover was too.

This creature, that is referred to as Not-Clover by my players (and evil dacre Montgomery by me), took on the poor soul's appearance and identity, reasons yet unknown. It is a shapeshifter of some sort but it looks like they like their last victim's face.

Now,

In a final face off on the distillery's roof, while the other part of town was immersed in celebration, this creature:

collapsed a hallway killing a child.

cut one of the PC's arm

On top of

Murder

Treason

impersonation

Non consensual mind reading

And other secret ones i won't discuss because spoilers to my players

Causing:

A Npc betraying the party

A PC's immolating himself so the rest of the party could escape

All this while:

Looking fab

Using a deck of cards to attack sakura card captor style

Regenerating while bleeding floating black goo

So yes. I do think they could apply to be a tumblr sexyman. Thank you for your time and attention, have a good night.

[hexcii]

This just in, shadow the hedgehog wants to fight all gay people

[quarks-pussy]

Picard: Q and I are dating.

Riker: You're gay?

Riker: And for that?

[jadegoyl]

Will und Nerron Crack (kind of, sort of)

“Will, mach sofort, dass du da weg kommst!” Nerron konnte es kaum fassen: Will stand am Rande eines Teichs und plauderte ausgelassen mit einem mager aussehenden, weißen Pferd.

“Nerron? Was ist denn mit dir los?”

In etwas Entfernung stand Nerron, kochend vor Wut. “Was mit mir los ist? Du quatscht mit einem kinderfressenden Wasserdämon!”

“Du musst Nerron sein.”

“Schnauze dadrüben, Fallada.”

“Nerron!”

“Ist er immer so… herzlich?” fragte die Kelpie pikiert.

“Ich zeig dir gleich, wie herzlich ich sein, du blass-geratener Droschkengaul!”

“Meistens ist er halb so wild.” Will wandte sich beschwichtigend zu Nerron um, “Jetzt beruhige dich endlich, Nerron. Dieses Wesen war bisher mehr als höflich.”

“Was soll das denn heißen? Hat er etwa angeboten, dich auf ihm sitzen zu lassen?”

“Scheint einer der eifersüchtigen Sorte zu sein”, murmelte die Kelpie Will zu.

Nerron bedachte die Kreatur mit einem tödlichen Blick. “Er frisst Kinder, Will.”

“Stimmt das?” fragte Will entsetzt.

Die Kelpie stammelte ertappt: “Nur in Vollmondnächten und nicht nur Kinder, das ist ein wirklich unschönes Klischee. Die meiste Zeit sind wir absolut umgängliche Zeitgenossen, versprochen.”

“Siehst du?”

Will machte einen vorsichtigen Schritt rückwärts. “Es war sehr nett, vielen Dank für den Plausch.”

“Aber was ist denn mit dem Champagnerfrühstück? Ich kenne da ein fantastisches Plätzchen, gar nicht weit von hier.”

“Damit meinst du wohl den Tümpel, in den du deine Opfer verschleppst, du hinterhältiges Mistvieh!”

“Einen schönen Tag noch!” rief Will fröhlich, während er weiter rückwärts in Nerrons Richtung ging.

Nerron packte ihn am Ärmel. “Meine Güte, Will. Dich kann man nicht aus den Augen lassen.”

“Woher sollte ich denn wissen, dass hier”, er blickte bedeutungsvoll zur Kelpie, die ihre wässrige Heimat nicht verlassen konnte, “Triebtäter unterwegs sind?”

[itsjustfire4]

When Sirius Black is so homophobic he dies during pride month.

[mourningmaybells]

stop. hammer time

[rottentiger-art]

I'VE JUST SEEN SOMEONE REFER TO LIGHT AS GAY REPUBLICAN

[weezlbot]

have I done something or no

[icedcapuccino]

I think it’s a bit homophobic that I had to write an exam on the first day of pride month

[spn2006]

by far my favourite unnecessary wincest reference™️ in spn is in 1x18 when dean says “two queens” (referring to motel beds) and the kid running the front desk looks between him and sam and says “yeah, i bet”

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[captainsway]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[sunriseovergotham]

WHY IS FOXY BEING HOMOPHOBIC