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BOYS ARE INCLUDED! CHILDREN OF ALL KINDS! NOSY BITCHES EVERYWHERE TO PROTECT CHILDREN! BE SAVE MY LITTLE ONES!!! ALSO BE SAFE EVERYONE!!

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

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Harry: I have science headcanon.

Draco: Can't you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

Harry: So my science headcanon is-

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2019? nah, more like 2018 act II

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Draco: I can handle anything thrown my way.

Pansy: Anything?

Draco: Yes.

Pansy: *smirking*

Draco: Wh-

Pansy: *throws Harry in Draco's direction*

Draco: *panics, scream, tries to catch him, instead in his panic he kisses him and run after letting him drop on the floor*

Pansy: "Could handle anything"? Yeeeeah.

Harry: *confused*

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😂😂😂😂

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Or aka the most iconic moment in the fourth book

Some piece of the stupid humor)) Harry, Ron, and Hermione joined it, right behind a pair of men who were having a heated argument. One of them was a very oldwizard who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he washolding out a pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation. “Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You can’t walk around like that, the Muggle at thegate’s already getting suspicious–I bought this in a Muggle shop, ” said the old wizard stubbornly. “Muggles wear them. ”“Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these, ” said the Ministry wizard, and hebrandished the pinstriped trousers. “I’m not putting them on, ” said old Archie in indignation. “I like a healthy breeze ‘round my privates, thanks. © harry potter and the goblet of fire Halfway up the field stood anextravagant confection of striped silk like a miniature palace, with several live peacocks tethered at theentrance. © harry potter and the goblet of fire

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Old comics just for lulz))

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Drarry A little illustration is present for my co-author))

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I’ll hold you through your nightmares

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Aaand here's the full video and I'm dying

Oh Snape! “Don’t Avada kedavra the messenger!”

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Fuck

me: so anyway that’s why dumbledore wanted snape to kill him, so that the elder wand would be in his possession and voldemort couldn’t get it

friend: if he didn’t want voldemort to get the wand why didn’t he just kill himself or break it so that way no one would have possession

me: wait,,

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Pansy: Truth or Dare

Draco: Dare.

Draco: Do your worst.

Pansy: I dare you to kiss Potter.

Draco: I thought dares were supposed to be something you don’t want to do

Crabbe, a lost soul: W-what?

Draco: What?