#( i’m just kidding neil ily )

[bookshopbentley]

literally the only thing worse than if crowley doesn’t call aziraphale “angel” ONCE in s3 if they interact before they’re crowley and aziraphale again is if crowley DOES call him “Angel” . with the capital letter and the tonal shift . bc that’s what he is . an angel . yknow . because he wanted to be part of heaven again so badly .

[esotericconsultingdetective]

my forever fixations (changes will be added.)

sitcoms (b99, modern family, bbt, himym, the office, friends, HOUSE MD)

benedict cucumberpatch and martin freeman (sherlock bbc, lord of the rings, the hobbit etc.)

ghosts&vampires&blood&sadists&gore&darkacademia&haunted places (frankenstein, jekyll and hyde)

english schoolgirls in the not creepy way (wild child, enid blyton boarding school books)

Harry Potter

Dead poet’s society

neil gaiman (coraline)

true crime

granada holmes

LOCKWOOD AND CO. MY BABIES

star trek and star wars in no particular order

spock

taylor swift and old washed up rock bands

pheobe effing bridgers

GRACIE ABRAMS est. 2020 (and the 2021 london show which i attended- my first concert 🥹)

kill her, freak out - samia

therese dreaming and maya hawke

art

raft of medusa

travelling

nerdinators

nerf guns

spy kids

peppa pig and ben and holly and gaston and nanny plum

emma chamberlain's fashion choices

the grisly origins of fairy tales

101 dalmations' original cruella deville.

horrid henry, captain underpants and phineas and ferb

LEGOOOO

evermore and folklore

lore by aaron manke

neurosurgery

fashun

crime podcasts

the history of mad hatters

interesting things to research about

indian royalty history

transylvania

Elizabeth Báthory (the blood countess)

agatha christie and miss marple

puzzle solving but i'm terrible at it (i’m awesome, i’m trying to be humble)

a deepening disgust at mortal fascination with each other.

aliens

d&d

mathematics

Lockwood and Co.

The sisters grimm

Land of stories

middle grade horror and fantasy books

my instagram threads account

tumblr shitposts

tumblr in general

pjo (ex induced)

scarlet and ivy

THE WELLS AND WONG DETECTIVE SOCIETY (robin stevens ily)

young adult dark fantasy without romance (check point 46)

my goodreads account

ada lovelace

franz kafka, virginia woolf.

my spotify playlists (ethel cain i love u)

joan of arc

rosalind franklin

ted ed videos

witch hunts in scotland and salem.

zoroastrian burials

sherlock and watson

my pinterest

amrita shergill

CRISPR

old disney shows

cricket and india's victory in WC in '83

jhansi ki rani

my childhood tv shows

my yt history

video essays

shane and ryan (watcher or buzzfeed unsolved)

chronically online

jude bellingham

Carlos sainz

a dreaded feeling of separation.

Elsa Schiaparelli

the kelly

monaco

f1

aux en provence

ireland

my artemis fowl phase

harry potter

wales

ryan reynolds and john krasinski

adam sandler movies and similar genres of shitty comedy

cobra kai and the karate kid

superheroes

spiderman variants

bucky and the falcon

charlize theron

vintage watches

conde nast traveller

delhi

benedict cucumberpatch

kristy thompson from the bsc

anne with an e

mr brightside

mitski

podcasts

the sixties, thirties and twentys

maggie smith (downtown abbey and loewe campaigns)

jane birkin

youtube fan edits

stranger things

the irregulars and haunting of hill house

gossip girl (fallacies and legacies)

meryl streep (mammia mia and the devil wears prada)

julie andrews (the sound of music, the princess diaries)

vintage movies

youtube short films and billy joel

the prisoner of azkaban

fred and george weasley and kili and fili

gandalf > dumbledore

margaret - ldr and jack antanoff

alicia and janet (the enid blyton cinematic universe)

sharon tate

my halloween blog 'gore'

arch digest house tours

new york because i'm just a girl

BBC SHERLOCK

Star Trek

the matrix

kill bill, fight club, dr. evil, ocean’s 11

The KJO cinematic universe

Nepo babies

Tim Burton

The Addams Family

Science

Biology

Physics

Chemistry

Mathematics x 2

Nerds

Conspiracy theories

Ethical research

female serial killers

elizabeth bathory

my spotify playlists

billy joel - piano man

youtube edits

saltburn

peppa pig & ben and holly

horrid henry

lost childhood animated tv shows

enid blyton boarding school books

british sitcoms (outnumbered)

house md

characters most like me list on charactour/ openpyschometrics.

the 2 IT zoya akhtar movies

special certain bollywood

teams in red - man united, Ferrari and RCB.

Formula 1, Tennis, Football & Cricket

Batman&Alfred (Christopher Nolan version duh!)

Dark Knight’s aesthetic

old marvel and DC movies

Superhero Comics

Richard Feynman

Haunted castles

Halloween and Halloween costumes (the only right answer is switching between batman and darth Vader or my Pinterest board)

LEGO (lotr, Harry Potter, marvel and DC lego)

Batman, iron man, and dr strange

ford v ferrari

shang chi

fight club and kill bill

Zack and Cody and phineas and ferb captain underpants

Karate kid and kung fu panda

karen from outnumbered

philomena cunk

Mercedes, Sebastian Vettel being a nerd and super awesome with pit overtakes, Brocedes + 2019 rookies and Maxiel

2012 grid

2023 george russel t pose

twitch quartet

Good food and masterchef australia

LUCA

black swan

Cool nepo babies (case in point romy mars (director of the tiktok vodka pasta video & Gracie frikking abrams ily)

F2 and f3

Horror movies

SHITTY COMEDYYY movie genre I.e. the hangover, grown ups, etc.

How to train your dragon (i had a dragon dinosaur phase so this is justified)

Lego ninjago

michelle mouton

derry girls

being an absolute effing genius

academia

saltburn aesthetic

letterboxd

Horror movies

Old marvel but deadpool revival

Minions

Breakfast at tiffany’s

Old movies (arsenic and old lace, wizard of oz)

Preminger and old Barbie movies

Old Disney movies (101 dalmations)

Merida and brave and Elsa and frozen

the one dance scene from the sleeping beauty

Movies with julie andrews and audrey hepburn and meryl streep

asha banks' and gracie abrams covering songs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS + nosferatu

horror movies of all kinds (slashers, paranormal, psychological, all of them.)

Kickass (the movie)

DEAD POET’S SOCIETY

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

Debbie's coming-out storyline is so cute and wholesome. I mean, besides Alex being emotionally detached, Debbie moves past that and takes it well all things considered.

I did have a laugh last night about Ian being insistent that Debbie is not a lesbian. I had a thought, like what if it was him being protective of his spot as the gay sibling?

"No Debbie, I'm the gay Gallagher. I already have to share being the red-headed one."

Oh Ian, just wait until you realize Debbie is also mentally ill. (This is more a personal headcanon. But I think Debbie does have a disorder. It's just not as apparent as Ian's so it flies under the radar)

ok anon whoever you are ily this made me so fucking excited because i have so much to say about this LMAO

idk if i’m taking this too seriously, but ian’s reaction pissed me the fuck off. and what you said about him being protective of his spot was fucking hilarious because that is probable😭😭

i hated how debbie went without support after coming out, and i hate how the fandom sides with ian. ian’s my favorite character but he was 100% in the wrong. yeah, he was doing bad mentally. yeah, debbie has had a lot of phases in the past. but imagine seeking support from your favorite sibling who you figured would understand this, but he simply responds with “no you’re not”. like that’s so shitty don’t even.

and debbie has never had support- ever! she grew up with no support system, and during her pregnancy she had no support except for fucking frank. plus (almost) no support with the house.

and debbie’s whole coming out story is wholesome and beautiful, anon. maybe i’m just going insane and taking everything too seriously because i’m a lesbian, but it was seriously wonderful and one of my favorite things that the writers decided to do in season 9 (because they did a lot of stupid shit that season).

i know that debbie’s lesbianism wasn’t intended from the start, and that it was supposed to be for fiona, but lesbianism really fits debbie’s character and i’m so tired of hearing people call debbie “bi” or “straight going through a phase”. no, she’s a lesbian.

from her relationship with holly, ellie, mandy, really everybody, she was so clearly a lesbian. every piece of advice she recieved it was clear that she wasn’t asking about “how to tell if you like a guy” or “how to have sex with a guy” it was more “why don’t i like guys yet” “teach me how to like guys”

she never liked matty, she liked him being older. she never liked derek, she liked the possibility of being a mother. she never liked neil, she just wanted a house.

or how she knew about how lesbian sex worked in season 1?? like that’s so out of pocket for an ten/eleven year old girl to be saying (and something that i, a lesbian, would’ve said at that age😭), or getting bullied and being called a “lesbo” as a kid for staring at the pretty girls??

sorry i’m getting off topic

i also totally believe debbie has some sort of mental illness. specifically a personality disorder or something like that.

many people believe she has bpd (borderline personality disorder), and i don’t have it so i’m not one to talk, but it does fit her. idk.

also some people headcanon her as autistic and the evidence i’ve seen for that checks out.

i dunno man she’s got something and i wish we got to learn more about debbie regarding her mentality.

[k3boardsmashhhhh]

Top ten black splatband characters because I said so 😈

1. Maya and Kitamura from ink theory. Maya reminds me of the rnb singer mya and she gives off mixed girl vibes like look at dem locs. same with Kitamura she’s def a darkskin girl!! she got her little fro out and she’s just so cute

2. Warabi mid-pair/j bro is so crazy and bro is so real for that. To me warabi is def Japanese, Brazilian, and Trinidadian I love Warabi too much they’re so 2012 scene kid mixed with swag era. Plus bro always serves cunt like what white gender-fluid DJ can do that?? Exactly none of those octohoes.🗣️🗣️🗣️

3. Kuze from Hightide era. Kuze is black man idc. I feel like he would be Guyanese he’s just so pretty n fashionable and fun love him so much (hightide era please come home… please.)

4. Mizole and Tsumabushi from Wet Floor. Both of them got black t-boy swagger that’s unexplainable. Mizole has albinism while this dude neil is brownskin and too prove my point even further they both of them got 4c hair too cmon now we all know they black asf

5.Harmony/Paruko from The chirpy chips/ABXY My boo boo stinkaling HARMONYYYYYY!!!! I love Paruko a lot she’s so sillayyy (her being transfem and a sapphic Autizzy real) they r getting hit with my negrofication beam her ass is lightskin period

6.Murasaki from SQSQ/Front roe. Tbh so many of the sea urchins with black spikes or locs reminds me of textured hair therefore being black as hell to me (such as Spyke and murch) plus just like Paul Murasaki was the og black kid swagger now my boy got older and still kept that swag I see him

7. Paul from SashiMori. If this goofy lil mf had a voice it will forever be Darwin from tawog ion make the rules I’m sorry. Paul is such a cutie patootie but he def gives off that black swaggy kid vibe but also dusty ass ipad kid. Bros turning 15?? In splat3 I believe so I hope I’m right and we can finally see what he looks like after all these years🙏🏽🙏🏽

8. Kikura from C-Side. They are black period… KIKURA IS BLACK!!11 (ily kikura muah)

9.Fin bottom and Blow bottom from Bottom Feeders. Fin respectfully is Afro Scottish while blow is Afro Irish!! They are so real and silly

10. Mizuta Ahato basically Dedf1sh. They made damn near every octoling DJ black so my favorite blasian stud had to be on this list period

If you read allat thank you🫶🏽

[eddiebillysteve]

may i present: stalker!billy who is obsessed with steve and constantly breaks into his house to steal his things and gets pissed off when he sees jonathan taking pictures of him and nancy because he thinks he's taking pictures of steve.

I WROTE THIS REAL QUICK BUT I NEEDED TO DO THE TINIEST LITTLE DRABBLE ON IT AND?? MAYBE I SHOULD?? TURN IT INTO A FULL FIC IDK?? So much pOTENTIAL?? ANYWAY I’M GOING TO SLEEP NOW BUT THANK U MUCH FOR SENDING THIS LITTLE?? REQUEST? IN?? IF IT WASN’T A REQUEST LET ME KNOW AND I’LL DELETE THIS ILY

trigger warnings: stalking, dark!billy, slut shaming? maybe it would be called?, possessiveness and toxicity and also billy thinking about hurting/murdering people but nothing too intense or bad!

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Steve Harrington’s house still baffled Billy despite being inside dozens of times. It was just so different than the shitty house they’d moved into when moving to Hawkins, where he had to use a milk crate as a vanity and the shower he shared with his brat of a kid sister only spit out hot water half the time. It was massive, with a gorgeous swimming pool like the one he used to have in their home in California.

He still didn’t understand the downgrade. Their home had been much nicer in California, Neil had had a better paying job. For whatever stupid reason, after he married Susan, his father decided to take a transfer to Hawkins where he made half his Californian salary. They were financially struggling and it made living with Neil even harder than normal.

That was the real reason why he liked being over to the Harrington house so much.

Steve didn’t know he was constantly around, but it made no difference. He didn’t need to know, at least not yet. He had to continue to believe that Billy couldn’t stand King Steve so he would never suspect that the reason his things were started disappearing was because of Billy Hargrove.

He liked to take souvenirs every now and then. A pair of Steve’s underwear here, one of his sweatshirts out of the laundry basket there. Someone so rich would never miss the disposable things, he figured. Nothing had happened yet, at least, and his Steve collection continued to grow.

The truth of the matter was that he loved Steve. It was why he acted so mean around him, like a child picking on a girl they had a crush on in the school yard. It didn’t work, though. Steve continued to be blissfully oblivious to his advances even though Billy got more and more obvious about it — a few weeks prior he’d pressed his bulge against Steve during a basketball practice, even, and nothing.

The guy was hopelessly heterosexual or a proper idiot, and Billy was banking on the later.

He was having a very rough day, a fresh bruise blooming on his cheek from the fist of his father, when he heard it.

Laughter. A girl’s laughter.

Nancy Wheeler’s laughter.

He crept to the fence surrounding the Harrington’s backyard and looked through the tiny hole he’d made a few months prior. The world suddenly turned red at what he saw.

Nancy Wheeler in a tiny little bikini, practically hanging off of his Steve, who was also just in his swimming trunks. He looked as beautiful as ever, but Billy had the most sour taste in his mouth at the sight of Nancy.

It should have been him. He should have been the once pressing into Steve, holding his arm.

Steve belonged to him.

It wasn’t just the two of them, though. The older Byers kid was there, too, and he was also laughing and taking pictures of the pair of them.

He tried to calm down by adding up the facts in his head.

Nancy and Steve had broken up months ago. They were still friends, but they never really spoke. Steve had groveled over her for awhile, had let it affect his basketball skills, too, until Billy had taunted him enough that he’d gotten his head back in the game. There were rumours that Nancy had quickly moved on to Byers, which he had assumed to be true, but now he wasn’t so sure.

For her sake, he hoped it was true. He wouldn’t let anyone come between him and his lover, even if said lover didn’t know they were together yet, especially not Nancy Fucking Wheeler.

It’d be such a tragedy for the entire town if a bright young girl with so much potential wound up floating in the Quarry.

He watched her bounce around, trying to look innocent while still pressing her arms together in that way that girls did when they wanted to make some extra cleavage and show off without being obvious.

It made him feel sick. She was such a little priss in school, yet here she was, basically ready to star in a porno with her ex for Byers’ camera.

What pissed him off further was that it meant he wasn’t going to get into Steve’s room, either. They were supposed to be out of the house; Steve was always out on Tuesday’s at four. Billy was sure of it, because he’d been watching Steve every day for many months and knew what he did every second of every day.

He knew the kind of cereal he liked to eat, what station he kept the radio on, how he folded his socks and where his secret stash of condoms and nude magazines were. He’d looked through them, had found the pages that were turned down. They were all women, all brunettes with tight bodies that could have been Nancy if you squinted hard enough, but it didn’t make any difference.

They were destined to be together. Steve just didn’t know it yet. But he’d find out one day soon, and Billy would convince him they were soulmates whether he liked the fact or not.

The more he watched, the angrier he got. Steve had already had his pictures taken for the yearbook by Byers’ two weeks and three days ago during fourth period at school. Their current little party wasn’t anything to do with school or the yearbook, he was sure of it.

This was Jonathan Byers being a pervert and Nancy Wheeler being a slut and he couldn’t let his sweet boy be tarnished by their poison.

[ivyaugustetc]

the dead poets on ice: another headcanon from hell

hey guys!! sooo @pretentious-strikes helped me come up with this idea so big big shoutout to faye ily bestie

uh yeah i had some trials and tribulations over this but it's here :)

also, when i say the poets, i'm including chet and ginny and chris in that. i need to give them a name though. i thought sapphic trio or sumn???

neil: i love this boy but he cannot skate </3 he's got so many talents and yet this is not one of them. he spends the entire time clinging to todd (who also isn't entirely sure he can skate well) and the other half quoting dramatic shakespeare scene and faking his death on the ice HAHAHAHA. can you imagine him pretending to stab himself with a dagger while quoting the end of romeo and juliet? and then he just. fake stabs himself and pretends to die on the ice while todd is like "GET UP I NEED HELP"

todd: the literal definition of "i think i'm doing it right???????" like he kinda knows what he's doing because he skated once two years ago but at the same time it's still a new feelings and he's disoriented?? the fact that neil is hanging onto him for dear life kinda makes him feel like he should know what he's doing, so he fakes it til he makes it because he doesn't have the heart to tell neil he is no safer in his hands than in the jaws of a shark. he leaves better than he was at the beginning, of course, but boy were those first ten minutes absolute hell for him (except for the neil holding onto him part. that was nice.)

meeks: not horrible, not fantastic, but secure in the knowledge that he can skate wherever he pleases without have to worry about falling over. he's just freaking zen the entire time, more of a spectator than a player in whatever chaos is occurring. he makes the occasional sarcastic comment, but spends the majority of the time focusing on his own craft (a.k.a. skating in circles around the edge of the lake). he'll help if anyone gets injured, but otherwise he's perfectly content with his own thoughts and we love it for him :)

cameron: who is a perfectionist? richard. who's good at everything on almost the first try? rich. who's fucking incredible at ice skating? CAM THE MAN RICHARDSON THAT'S WHO. when I say this man has the technique, the style, i mean he has it. he's told approximately no one and yet exactly everyone is in awe of this man's skills. and while he's not showing everyone up, he helps the others that can't seem to go two seconds without falling on their asses. moral of the story: get urself a man who can do both, aka richard cameron.

pitts: he is as tall as a tree and just as uncoordinated as one :) he's the type of person to laugh at how much he sucks rather than get frustrated about it? so every once in a while you'll hear a yell from pitts, followed by a thud, followed by the loudest, most infectious laughter you've ever heard. Like he makes everyone else nearly fall from laughing so hard. He just raises the morale like crazy but is probably also prepared with first aid training if anyone were to fall and break an ankle or something.

charlie: does not know what he's doing, but he's doing it very loudly and badly. he has a baseline skill set that includes standing upright and skating slowly on the ice, but it soon progresses into ZOOM ZOOM GOTTA KNOCK EVERYONE ON THEIR ASSES dalton. he's just zip zoppin through everyone, cackling his head off and trying to push a select few to the ground. he never once succeeds to push cameron down even though that's his main target because cameron has the balance of a flamingo and even though charlie's laughing he's internally thinking "WHY WON'T YOU JUST FALL AND VALIDATE MY CHAOS????" he leaves without having knocked over cameron, but it's fine. he knocked knox over more times than he can count.

knox: um...he's the worst out of all of them. like he is...abominable. he knocks himself and everyone around him off balance whenever he falls because he's the flailing, Not Going Down Without A Fight type of faller. he's definitely frustrated by his lack of skill, especially when Chris skates by and does a little twirl right in front of him. But he's determined to leave that place not totally helpless, but does he? no. charlie made sure he didn't. moral of the story: it could've been better if it weren't for charlie.

chris: I feel like Mrs. Noel would've been the kind of parent to put Chris in gymnastics or something when she was a kid and therefore Chris has great balance and would be a GOD at ice skating. Like, she probably do a few of the little twists and turns that lower-level figure skaters can do. She ends up getting really focused on trying to learn how to do a spin and goes off in her own little world for a bit before she realized she forgot where she was and goes back to hang out with Ginny.

chet: this man is a football player, okay? ice skating is not his thing. First of all it took a hot second to find ice skates that actually fit him, and then when he finally got on the ice he was caught completely off guard by how SLIPPERY IT IS????? so he hangs onto chris like she's a life preserver for a while until she gives him some motivational pep talk that convinces him to let go. he does the weird preschooler slide-walk thing for a while, you know where he's making the movements of walking but his feet are just sliding back and forth on the ice and he isn't getting anywhere because the coefficient of friction is basically in the negatives? but he ends up figuring it out and leaves with one-half of a new skill!!

ginny: queen has never done this before but she does NOT need anyone's help. She is so dead set on doing it all by herself and not allowing a single soul to give her help. When she falls, she dismisses all the hands held out to her and figures out how to get up by herself. Once she gets the hang of it, she allows herself to be dragged around by speed-demon Chris Noel for a bit and once or twice they fall down in a heap because Chris is skating backwards in order to hang onto ginny's hands and therefore cannot see where she's going and furthermore hits every poet like they're bowling pins. But they laugh every time they fall because it's lowkey hilarious and also they're in love <3

[redrabbitspod]

NEILIO!!! story time pls i beg also how r u guys ily

Okay this one isn’t like. Cute. Or funny. Or whatever. But I’m annoyed enough to do a storytime about it.

SO. One thing about Andrew is that he’s real particular about his shit. Especially his kitchen shit but like...his shit in general. Everything goes somewhere and he takes really good care of everything because he didn’t have shit growing up and the shit he did have was always ruined by another asshole kid or adult or juvie or whatever. 

BUT. Another thing about Andrew is his love of boxes. Not like...regular cardboard boxes. But any box that anything comes in he keeps. He has like five iPhone boxes, two iPad boxes, a kindle box, a laptop box. He literally pulled the box for my apple watch out of the trash to keep it.

Now, I’m a minimalist. I lived my life with juuuuuuuust enough shit to fit into a duffle bag and I have no patience for just extra stuff. I’ve gotten better about this because I live with Andrew and moving into Andreil’s Dream House was really amazing as far as getting to pick out things for a home that we both liked. But still. Why?

When I asked him he was like ‘I might need them one day’. Okay but for why? For what? Why will you need five iPhone boxes? This is seriously one of the very few arguments we’ve had and we went back and forth like WHY ANDREW - BECAUSE NEIL.

So one day, I gathered all of these boxes that I could find. I pulled them out of cabinets and closest and even found one he’d hidden under our bed, and I stacked them up right next to the front door while he was gone. When he came home he opened the door straight into them and they crashed all over the place and I was sitting there like oh. Welcome home honey. 

He made me cook my own dinner that night. 😔 -Neilio

[retvenkos]

okay, i know that we established the fact that i once shipped u with our unproblematic king, steph(v)en meeks, but let's completely scratch this thought out of our heads, and we're actually missing the huge picture is that you'd be an absolute adorable couple with neil perry. actually, in all honesty, you'd be compatible with every poet, bestie! but.

neil & u would have a golden retriever boyfriend x girlboss duo, who's power would be UNMATCHED

obviously, i feel like in whatever au of whomever you end up with you and charlie are the reluctant family friends!!

and i think it's a given that neil would catch feelings first. i don't make the rules!

charlie would then push neil to talk to you at joint school party's (u can't tell me that henley hall and helton don't do school events together)

at first you're like 'ugh, charles, wtf do u want' and out pops neil like that one part where miss jenn welcomes mr mazarra to supervise the kids in s2, like a puppy dog

poor boy is so eager to talk to you, since he's seen you around town, and u did tech for midsummer (yeah, neil's alive in this au for my sanity and yours)

he ends up following you for the rest of the night and u both end up watching the party from the school staircase, talking about everything and anything

eventually you start hanging out with the poets, and obviously have clara, linds, and i come as moral support for hanging out w/ teenage boys

you both grow super close, and during the spring show rehearsals (it's singing in the rain, because we all need neil perry as cosmo brown in our lives) at henley he's actually glued to your side, and when you're backstage, he's practically always staring off into the wings and the director gets vvv annoyed!!!

but you're probably the teacher's fave out of the techies, so u get a pass for constantly finding excuses for hanging out with neil during rehearsals

mr keating eventually meets you, and gives neil the biggest pep talk for asking you out, which neil swears he was "planning" on doing. (no he wasn't)

that doesn't work, so eventually todd says something to him.

nobody can tell u what he said exactly, all the boys know is that there was a lot of muffled yelling and unearthly screeching

todd is your #1 fan btw, u writers have to stick together, right?

cameron, is the boy that tells u neil likes u before neil actually does

don't yell at me!!! but i feel like you and cam would be besties, and cam telling u is the most affectionate thing ever (i'm a cameron apologist. just. remember that cameron actually really liked neil.)

u don't say anything, or get to, because afterwards cam simply! runs away?? laivgbiagvirau

leaving you actually clueless

so after that turn of events, cameron's a big dummy and goes up to neil and is like "she doesn't like u :("

like nO??? u actually didn't give her a chance to respond bestie!!!

so this leads up to the day of the show, mhm?

neil avoids u all night, and u even got him a boquet of flowers, and now u just feel stupid. like damn. did that freckle faced nerdy ginger just lie to my face on purpose?

u feel offended, and go outside of the back of the school, where surprise! u see neil sulking about you :(

you're gripping his flowers and oh no! it starts to rain!!

(DON'T YELL AT ME YOU DESERVE A ROM COM MOMENT WITH A THEATRE BOY!!! cringe deserves rights!!)

so u walk over to him, and hand him the boquet of flowers, mary janes starting to ruin and he just looks up with the brightest smile, and you swear it feels like the sun's coming out (it's not)

neil doesn't say anything after that, and probably starts singing 'u are my lucky star' underneath his breath, and it's an unspoken invitation to start dancing in the rain

u both catch cold the day afterwards, but it was worth it because u dorks can take care of each other as an official couple!

bonus: lindsay probably gushes over the waltzing in the rain, while clara and i go feral over the fact that u got sick jnwvtkjbnkj

n knee ways this was incredibly cheesy, but u deserve it for how many ships u do for all of us! i cannot actually express how much i adore the jesper ask (my beloved, PLEASE!!! i want to milo's goat mom and be the one he trusts with his pistols!!! that is all i-) and we actually need to talk about the fact that kaz & u would be a power couple (and a gorgeous one too, bestie!!) sometime else, because i have MANY thoughts on that.

ily and make sure to take care of urself today! <3

cASS!!!!!!!!!!! you don't know how much i laughed and smiled at this ask,,,,,, dps my beloved,,,,,,

first of all,,, you think i'm compatible with every poet??? my power,,, lol, no, but i love that for me.

and charlie as my reluctant family friend is truly a superior dynamic. we both annoy the hell out of each other but would murder anyone should they be mean to the other. we know far too much about the other, but also have zero idea how the other reacts when not around family,,,,,,,, it's actually becoming a favorite headcanon of mine.

and todd, cameron, and i being besties!!!! okay,,,,, but i get the distinct vibes that you would be related to one of the poets, and that’s also how we get an in to their meetings (someone’s like,,,, *sigh* can my little sister bring her friends to our meetings?) and i mean if i had to pick someone,,,,, it’s a tie between todd and pitts. i just feel like you would work perfectly as the more outgoing sibling of a shy idiot.

(and girl, about waltzing in the rain,,,, no doubt you and lindsay were the ones to teach me. imagine having a sleepover and teaching me to ballroom dance in your bedroom with the radio on. in this dead poets society au, we are having all of the cheesy rom-com friendship moments together. we go to malls together, we whisper about boys at our lockers (which are right next to each other for convenience), we go to the movies together only to see the idiot boys, we do makeovers for each other,,,,,,, covid has me yearning.)

also i love the characterization of cameron in this,,,,,, the whole running away and “she doesn’t like you :(” is hilarious, i dIED.

and we can be techies together!!!!!  i imagine clara and lindsay are actually performers, and after rehearsals when we walk home (because we all live in the same direction - spread across two neighborhoods for convenience) we share the tea between the actors and the techies. imagine our chaos <3.

anyway, who wants to daydream with me about this for the next 100 years???

and i’m so glad you love your jesper ship! i just love the idea of the two of you together. it’s golden. and me and kaz????? i have that energy???? i’m astounded and frankly, flattered.

[luci-cunt]

scare + sleep intimacy for andreil for the au mashup 😳

(hi ily!!!!!

K so hear me out: Andrew is a dumb bitch

I say this because I love him and also because he’s a massive hypocrite

He’s seen Neil scared, seen Neil clinging to sanity, seen Nathaniel ready to carve out a path to safety innocent bystanders be damned

But– it’s all been about self preservation, about Neil 

There was the time that new kid on the hockey team decided it would be funny to dress up as a murderous butcher for Halloween and very nearly got butchered by the foxes when Neil went four shades of milk white and wouldn’t stop saying “I’m fine” no matter what they asked. 

(and he was fine, because the guy’s costume was shit. But then the guy started blabbing about how cutting off legs first is the best option because then you don’t even need to tie up your victims and everything went downhill)

There’s the times when an older women calls out a name a little too sharply and Andrew sees Neil leave and whatever identity appear

There’s the time Neil woke up after falling asleep at his desk and his legs fell asleep 

There’s a lot of times Neil’s been scared, he’s a flighty person who’s lived a life that leads to a lot of triggers

but– again, those have all been about Neil. 

Neil being attacked, Neil being reminded of things that happened to him, Neil reacting to threats to himself. 

However, one night, they’re on the roof. 

They’re bickering, Andrew’s smoking and glaring at Neil every time he steals the stick just to take a lazy drag and stare out at the skyline. 

It wasn’t a good day for Andrew, and they’ve got their legs hanging over the ledge and Andrew’s heart is pounding and his hands are pressed firmly into the concrete to pretend they aren’t shaking with every heavy beat. It’s rare that he’s ever this close to the edge, but the all consuming fear is better when he’s the one causing it. 

He and Neil have slipped into a quiet, content silence and if Andrew could admit it, it’s probably one of his favorite things in the world. 

It’s getting late though, and cold, and Andrew doesn’t want to waste anymore cigarettes on the dumbass who’s not even smoking them, so he stands up.

But he’s an idiot, he’s been smoking and sitting still for at least an hour and the last substantial food he had was a box of old chow mien at 11:30. 

So he wobbles a bit, and he’s right on the edge and there’s not really a place to steady himself 

and 

he

slips.

He knows the moment it’s practically all over and he feels the jolt of panic all the way through his fingertips before he even starts to fall– it’s almost painful. 

But then, Neil grabs his shirt and yanks him back, the momentum sending them both sprawling, heads knocking against concrete and clothes and skin tearing. 

Andrew’s in shock, he can’t really move, but Neil’s practically teleporting. He’s over Andrew in a second, not touching but his eyes are wide and his breathing’s heavy and he’s saying something and it takes a moment for Andrew to catch up with whatever it is. 

“Well, that was close,” Andrew says, his voice sounds as flat as usual despite the franticness of his heartbeat. 

Neil freezes, and then sags, his whole body going practically limp as his forehead lands on Andrew’s chest. Instinctively Andrew’s hand goes for the back of his neck, and Neil grabs his wrist. Andrew can tell he’s straining not to hold it in a death grip, straining to make sure Andrew knows he can break out of the hold if he wants to. 

“Fuck,” Neil curses, muffled and breathless. “I can’t be on the roof right now,” he adds. Andrew doesn’t say anything, just waits for Neil to calm down a bit, he can feel his pulse – just as erratic as Andrew’s – and it doesn’t calm, not even when Neil pulls himself upright. 

They go downstairs, Neil hasn’t let go of Andrew’s wrist and Andrew hasn’t mentioned it. 

Kevin’s in the living room, he’s watching an exy game with his earbuds and ignores them as they pass. 

Andrew sits on his bed and Neil hesitates until Andrew tugs him down. 

“Yes or no?” Neil asks. 

“No,” Andrew says, not willing to do anything with Neil while he’s obviously on the verge of a panic attack. 

Neil shakes his head, “no, no not like that I just– I need to–” he squeezes Andrew’s wrist for a fraction of a second, almost involuntarily. 

Slowly, Andrew nods, “shoulders,” he says, and Neil’s hands move fast, and his grip turns deathly as his head sags, pressing against Andrew’s chest like he had before. 

It’s not a hug, that wouldn’t be comforting to either of them, but its proof Andrew’s sitting here, alive, breathing, not splattered on the pavement in front of the Tower. 

“Don’t fucking do that,” Neil whispers. “I’ll give you anything just don’t fucking do that ever again.”

Andrew’s hand goes to the back of Neil’s neck and his grip’s just as tight as Neil’s. It’s minutes or hours or maybe years before they shift to lay down, limbs aching from holding tense positions for so long. 

They fall asleep still touching though, and Andrew can’t help but wonder how the hell he managed to get here. 

How he managed to become something that terrifies Neil Josten in the worst way possible. 

(alsdfj this turned out long I got emotional ;aldf sorry there’s like, barely any sleep intimacy….)

[Psst– send me two fic prompts and I’ll tell you how I’d mash them]

[arsonist-macaron]

Ayy time for another 9 People Tag Game: Answer and tag 9 people you'd like to know better/catch up with

Tagged by: @deus-ex-humanitas thank you so much for the tag omg I'm 🥺🥺 we should chat sometime you seem awesome!!!

Last Song: "The Stand" by Mother Mother because my sister and I were jamming in the car ✌

Currently Reading: I finally have a good answer for this one!! Okay so it's actually 2: the first is what I'm reading for fun so I'm FINALLY reading "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (because my amazing best friend was able to lend me his book,, thank babe ily) and it fucks sO HARD (AS I KNEW IT WOULD BUT S T I L L). The second is the one I'm reading for school which is also incredible but in a much, much different way. It's "Beloved" by Toni Morrison and if you haven't read it stop what you're doing immediately and read it right this second it is fucking HAUNTING. It's a historical fiction about a runaway slave who ran away years before the main story is set and her life in the present but also how the past is interlaced irrevocably with the present and it's just....... GOD it's beautiful. Deeply painful and a really hard story to read, to be sure, but it's beautiful. And it's based off the true story of a real woman from that time, I believe.

Currently Watching: okay don't @ me but "Seven Deadly Sins" on Netflix,,, it has a really good plot if can get past the rampant misogyny I am aware and I watch it accordingly sjjsj

Last Movie: god fuck I have absolutely zero clue,,,,, probably John Mulaney's "Kid Gorgeous at Radio City" if that counts as a movie kdkdjskks

Currently Craving: some sleep I guess? Idk I just had a huge meal so not really anything food wise, maybe some water tho,, idk I'm boring I don't have a good answer for this one

Tagging: no pressure, this is just for fun if yall wanna vibe!! Sorry if I've tagged you in this before 😬 @helpohmygodohfuckhelpahhhh @theflowernymph @demonicxiconic @anxietyfilledvoidfrog @tinkertytonkanddownwiththenazis @71m3ik33p3r @yalejosie @thekingwiththerustythrone

[witchsickness]

Your scumbag Steve anon here, I love your stuff and am so flattered you’d be willing to listen to headcanons and prompts ❤️ I don’t have anything specific in mind, but would you mind telling us all what your favourite and least favourite harringrove things to write about are?

anon 🥰🥺💘💘 i would like to inform you that ily and. as of right now u are the sole possessor of my heart

im. once again left speechless by all your wonderfully kind words, and idk if any of what follows makes any sense, but. hey. u asked, so. here goes

when it comes to writing billy, which is. generally the case these days (i think i. get him more than i get steve? his way of thinking is closer to mine anyway) i find it so much easier to go wild with the internal monologue. billy’s such a potentially complex and intriguing character, and we only ever got one layer of him on the show, so that leaves me with a vast field of untapped potential and unexplored possibilities to build my version of him on 

he’s made of contradictions, and i’ve seen countless different versions of him, but in my mind he’ll always be the quintessentially tragic hero. a trauma-stricken kid who grew up too fast and had to develop way too many coping mechanisms to stay alive, and writing his thought process is just. so fascinating, bc i think. constantly observing his surroundings, being aware of every little movement and shift in someone’s mood, cataloguing possible exits and outcomes, these things are honed survival skills for him, and i just. love exploring that. trying to understand how his mind works and how his thoughts are always racing and how everything he says and does is calculated and polished obsessively

i think that’s why i. struggle with writing dialogue? i see billy as someone who just. doesn’t say a lot. to anyone. ever. this boy is a walking barrel of trust issues, and i think. in the show, especially, we never really get to see HIM. we only ever see the carefully selected masks he puts on for each person he interacts with, bc he’s clever, like. really, really clever, and he knows how to twist words and manipulate people and situations to get his way, and. growing up under neil’s thumb def meant that speaking his mind would result in punishment, physical and emotional, so i just. don’t see him doing that. he’s quiet and observing the world around him until he needs something, and then he says what he needs to say, what others want to hear, and never actually expresses his own thoughts

which brings me to. both steve and billy. whooo these boys carry heaps of issues on their shoulders, like. u name it. physical and emotional abuse by a family member? check. abandonment issues courtesy of a bad breakup or a lack of motherly instincts? check. nightmares / ptsd / insomniac walks when the world’s asleep? double check. deeply rooted sadness, and loneliness, and resignation? that’s a yes from me, chief. 

the show. either glosses over the trauma or. bypasses it entirely, and like. i get it. that’s not what the show’s about, but also. asha;slfa i don’t really care about the show, tbh? def not in relation to billy and steve

i’m so much more interested in exploring the trauma cause by actual, real life events, rather than the one brought on by supernatural meat puppies, like. i get it, the supernatural horror aspect of the show is rly cool to look at, but that’s not what i care about when i’m writing them. these two. they don’t need any otherwordly lovecraftian monsters to be fucked up. their lives so far have made sure of that, and THAT’S what i’m interested in exploring

the hurt / comfort aspect of their relationship is probably my uhhhh absolutely favorite thing in the entire world. the trust issues they’re both plagued by ensure that functional verbal communication’s gonna take a LOT of time to be a Thing between them, and they’re both minefields ready to go off at the first misplaced step, and i just. love that. i love that it’s not sth they can have for granted, this safe space they’ll find in one another. i love exploring that, how they dance around each other, learn each other’s silent language, test each other’s limits. learn that they can be safe around each other, only around each other, for the first time in their lives

i’ve never actually written a soulmate au for them, but. the thing is. they don’t need any additional soulmate tropes, these two. their entire storyline is a soulmate trope in and of itself, the ‘one of them has an excessive amount of love and no one to give it to and the other burns with a hungry kind of desperation for this exact type of love’ and that. is one of my favorite things to write for them, and makes me lose my mind every time, bc. here u have these two broken boys, broken almost beyond repair, who have both spent their lives in loneliness, one way or another, who never had a safe space, people to depend on, and u have. all these obstacles they have to overcome, but. there’s this inevitability hanging over them from the start, that. no matter what, they’ll always find each other and build a home in each other and become a forever. each other’s forever

[bich-the-moss]

Tagged by @giaffa ily 🤟

(Ngl I’m not sure if a 10 is the best or worst rank here, so I’ll say this is in no particular order)

CHALLENGE: TOP 10 THINGS

MOVIES

1. Peppermint Soda

2. Howell’s Moving Castle

3. Submarine

4. Y Tu Mamá También

5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

6. True Stories

7. Midsommer

8. Rocky Horror Picture Show

9. Dirty Dancing

10. Watchman

BOOKS

1. The Stranger — Albert Camus

2. Just Kids — Patti Smith

3. A Streetcar Named Desire — Tennessee Williams (it’s technically a play but whatever)

4. On The Road — Jack Kerouac

5. Beautiful Flowers of the Maquiladora — Norma Iglesias Prieto

6. Good Omens — Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet

7. A Clockwork Orange — Anthony Burgess

8. The Joy Luck Club — Amy Tan

9. And Still I Rise — Maya Angelou

10. The Perks of Being a Wallflower — Stephen Chbosky

MUSIC

1. My Chemical Romance

2. David Bowie

3. The Beatles

4. The Smiths

5. Patti Smith

6. The Cure

7. Arctic Monkeys

8. Queen

9. David Byrne

10. I’m gonna cheat and say Every Britpop Group.

TOP 10 CURRENT SONGS

1. Age of Consent — New Order

2. 505 — Arctic Monkeys

3. Tender — Blur

4. Further Complications — Jarvis Cocker

5. The Great Curve — Talking Heads

6. Starcrazy — Suede

7. Miss America — David Byrne

8. Punky’s Dilemma — Simon and Garfunkel

9. Wait — The Beatles

10. Babies — Pulp

TV SHOWS

1. The Good Place

2. Derry Girls

3. Broad City

4. Doctor Who (modern. I haven’t gotten to watch the older series :/)

5. Law and Order: SVU

6. Next In Fashion

7. Queer Eye

8. So You Think Can Dance

9. The End of the Fucking World

10. The Bold Type

Tag: @ringokilledthepropman @led-zeppelins @galactic-pal @twinkiesdunkedinranch @starrymoonlitgay @mod-kin @konghambo

[wickedlittleoz]

"are you stupid or stupid?" "I don't need this right now." For harringrove because we talked the other day how the Duffers were wrecking Steve's Character and I need some angst, okay? Like maybe his fucking dad had actually told Steve he was stupid the night before, so hearing it again the next day is Ouch 😭 - dead-night

YOU KNOW I FEEL YOU!!! they’re destroying our boy.

hope this is sort of what you expected, babe, thanks for asking

(this is on AO3 too!)

.

Steve doesn't think about college. Doesn't think about how even fucking Clueless Carol is going away at the end of summer while he's stuck behind the counter of a freaking ice cream parlor, dressed in a sailor costume, slinging ice cream to kids with brighter futures than his ever longed to be.

He doesn't think about it, and if he ever does, he eats a spoonful of ice cream big enough to give himself brain freeze.

The thing is, he's endured a lot of crap from the adults in his life ever since he can remember. Steve wasn't the kid who always had a book under his arm or the one who could stack blocks the highest. He hated algebra with all his might. He always lost at Jenga. World history was too complicated to remember the details.

But, you know what? It's fine. We can't all be brains, Tommy had barked once, a long time ago, when Steve found he was failing Math that year. Some people are good with numbers and some are good at killing monsters with nailed bats.

It's fine.

Except that it isn't, because even though he's out of high school now and doesn't have to face the look of disappointment in his teachers's faces, he still has to put up with his dad's expectations---the ones he could never fulfill. While his parents are almost always out of town, they seem to have become more aware of the fact that when they go away, Steve's left alone and what with all the deaths of the past couple of years, they've started to show up more frequently. So sometimes he'll come home from Scoops to find his mom setting the table and the stink of his dad's cigar all over the place because he doesn't know to smoke outside like a reasonable person. And these dinners almost always end with his dad throwing in his face how much of a failure he is.

His mind is still buzzing with You're wasting your fucking life with those kid friends of yours and We expected more from our only son and even You know, it's a good thing your aunt got married after all because we can't let the Harrington name die on a disgrace like you, when he parks into the pool lot after a whole day at Scoops. He can barely remember what he did the entire time he was at work.

The sun is setting somewhere behind him and it bathes Billy Hargrove's body in a kind of warm light that makes his skin look like actual gold. Over the last month, since summer rolled around and they all started with these shitty jobs, Hargrove's tan has become noticeably darker, almost as dark as it had been when he moved in from California. He seems to take a lot of pride on that, wandering around with even less clothes, because somehow that's possible---not that Steve minds it. It's just tonight he's a little too far away in his own thoughts to really appreciate the view.

His hair is still dripping wet when Billy leans onto the driver's window of Steve's BMW. He's grinning; the heat of his skin radiates into the car.

"Would you look at what the tide brought in," he jokes, tonguing at his lips. "What can I do for you, sailor?"

Steve tries to laugh at his flirting, but it goes past him.

"You wanna come over or--?" He asks flatly, instead of following with Billy's game.

His smile drops a little, he clears his throat. Looks around, even though it's clear they're alone; Billy's always the last one to leave the pool. "Gotta pick up the bratt," he says, more gravely now. "I guess I can come over by, like, seven."

Steve nods. "Sounds good to me."

"Sounds good to me," he repeats but slower, like he's trying to understand where Steve's head is. Which is fair, he thinks, but doesn't have the heart to explain.

Billy steps back from the car and he leaves.

His parents are gone when he gets home, which is good, it's a fucking relief to be honest. Steve thinks it's awful how he can't stand his own parents, but Billy's always saying that they don't owe shit to parents, they are the ones who put them here and if they're assholes, they're assholes. End of fucking story.

He decides to take a shower before Billy arrives, ends up taking a bath, staying in the water long enough that his toes and fingers start to wrinkle. Then, at some point he hears the Camaro parking into his driveway, and forces himself to go downstairs at last.

"What's gotten into you today?" Is the first thing Billy says as he pushes into the house, toeing off his flip-flops. Harrington's been weird, he hates when Harrington gets weird, like when he has those nightmares and wakes up screaming and covered in sweat and refuses to talk about them.

Billy hates secrets, but if Harrington wants to have some, fucking fine, he can have some too.

"Nothing," Steve murmurs, sort of self-consciously, rubbing at the back of his neck. He steps into the living room to avoid looking at Billy, because he can tell Billy's upset, and he knows it's at least partially his fault.

He sits on the couch, looks up when Billy doesn't follow and... Billy's staring.

And like, of course he is, because he's been working his ass off at the pool all day, dodging fucking Mrs. Wheeler and god-knows how many of those creepy moms, has had his fill of bullshit from his dad. And when he finally gets to see his fucking boyfriend, he's all sullen and weird. So, of fucking course he's staring. Billy isn't perfect, he's trying to be better, for Harrington, but Harrington isn't helping right now.

"What's wrong?" Steve asks after a moment and immediately he regrets it, bites his tongue until he tastes blood, but it's too late.

He knows he's fucked up. Which is why he doesn't jump when Billy tosses his hands up and scoffs. 

And if Billy snaps at Harrington it's because he has a temper issue, which he's working on, but growing up with someone like Neil it's really no wonder that he spits:"What's wrong? Are you stupid or stupid?"

Steve stops paying attention, then, because that hits home. That hits to approximately 24h ago, in that very same living room, you're stupid, we've been wasting time and money on you your entire life. That hits to two years ago, failing again? Are you stupid?. That hits to so many occasions that his eyes water and he doesn't even register that Billy's still going.

"I should be asking what's wrong. No, I would be if you stopped acting like everything's peachy when clearly---"

"I don't need this now, Hargrove," Steve says, almost a whisper. His chin quivers and he swallows around a lump the size of Texas trying not to cry.At that Billy stops. He stops and looks at him, and something seems to click after a moment.

It's when he realizes that he's fucked up, that much like the nightmares he refuses to talk about, this is big, and Harrington's really hurt. So Billy sighs, shifts on his feet; he's learned recently that despite how hard it is to apologize, it's worth it. He's slowly winning Max's trust back after apologizing (because Harrington encouraged him to) and, to be fairly honest, if it wasn't for him apologizing to Harrington at their graduation party they wouldn't even be here. Together.

He sits down next to him, pulls Harrington into a hug. He relaxes against Billy's chest almost instantly. Billy kisses the top of his head, breathing in a mixture of hairspray and chocolate. He whispers I'm sorry to Harrington's hair as his tears burn into his skin. 

[adamslynches]

Okay so this is lowkey rlly shit but I'm half asleep rn so deal with it, I wanted to elaborate a lil on the amazing hc that @orgasmicmilkshakes had abt andreil and baking and the cats bc it's his birthday and he deserves good things (and shitty tumblr posts I guess, ily Luke) so yeah happy birthday bro I love u a lot ur amazing keep giving us these amazing headcanons thank u

Okay, so Neil starts getting a little obsessed with baking after he and Andrew blast their way through the entirity of GBBO within a month of the summer after he graduates, but who cares? He's having fun and all of the Foxes love to eat what he makes (even Kevin, diet plan be damned).

But, the cats are equally as obsessed with trying to stick their head in the bowl as Neil is with not letting them, and Andrew can only deal with a finite number of hairy cupcakes. (The finite number is 0)

Sir and King just want to feel included and also eat a little batter, probably, but Neil ends up keeping a little spray bottle near him while he works to spray them if they get too close

It works like a treat, and the cats start to stay away from him while he bakes- everything is right in the world again and Neil can finally get fucking started on Dan and Matt's wedding cake (of course Matt would want his best friend to bake his wedding cake r u kidding me)

Andrew knows about it but not really, their practice schedules are different while they're still on different teams (thankfully close enough that they can live together, but still) so he never really gets to see Neil bake first hand

He does sample everything Neil makes, though

It happens one day when Andrew comes home from practice a little early- electrical problems in the court, but Andrew didn't really care as long as he got to go home

Neil is baking when he gets in, the smell of vanilla and sugar is all over the apartment and Andrew follows it to the kitchen where Neil is humming and cracking eggs into a bowl

Andrew leans in to steal some batter with a finger, and then it happens

"Did you just fucking spray me with water?"

Neil is bright red, and Andrew has to grab a piece of kitchen towel to wipe his face with, since Neil squirted fucking water in his face what the fuck

Neil explains quickly, and it's funny in retrospect but that doesn't mean that he doesn't deserve payback for wetting Andrew's glasses and the front of his hair

Andrew takes to carrying a little water spray bottle with him everywhere, and he bides his time until one day Neil reaches over to steal a mouthful of Andrew's lukewarm coffee, and then sprays him in the face with a smirk

Neil doesn't even have it in him to be angry, to be honest- especially not when Andrew is smiling like that

[punkpoemprose]

16-21 😘

Thank you Kim ILY Boo <3

16.)If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

Uhhhh, I’ve wanted to get the starbird of the resistance from star wars filled with flowers for a while now. I’d probably get it on my left thigh, on my scar if the artist could. 

17.) Google the top song from the year you were born

...It’s the Macarena and I don’t know how to handle this.

18.) Rant about your favorite musician

Uhhhh favorite? It changes wildly by the day. But like... Amanda Palmer man. She’s just so... real? Like she writes about everything and all the feelings and fukfhsbkgbs. I LOVE In My Mind so much because it’s such a mood? Like I always think I’m going to be different in the future but every time I sit and think about it I’m actually the person that I want to be???? I needed that song in High School. All of her songs just make me feel like every fucked up time in my life, everything that keeps me up at night feeling like a freak... isn’t actually that bad, because someone else gets it. And if I get it, and she gets it, a lot of people who also love her music probably get it, and that means none of us were as alone as we thought?

Anyway, I love her a lot. Plus she’s married to Neil Gaiman, and that’s pretty fucking cool too in a “the people I respect made a kid together and are weathering ups and downs together” sort of way.

19.)What’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

Because it says teacher and not professor: Gibby. I’m guessing you’d say the same, lol. She’s amazing.

20.) Describe your blog in 3-5 words

A giant fucking mess.

21.)What’s a conspiracy you believe in?

I can’t think of one? Curses I guess, but it’s not a conspiracy so much as a superstition, and I guess I don’t really believe in them so much as I think they’re neat.

[alias-b]

tell us ... about more billy and camille aus ... i really like the ones i've seen you talk about so far ... pretty please ;D

Omg I’m sorry this took me forever to answer!!! I have A LOT but I put a few terrible and fantastic select winners below. Thanks for this ask!!! If anyone wants to add to my theoretical list, send them in and we’ll cry together.

-Dirty Girl AU. Set to the tune of One Bad Night by Hayley Kiyoko. Summer after junior year at Hawkins HS, everything falls apart. Two trouble teens with dark secrets aplenty meet up after one horrid night and run away from Hawkins together in search of Billy’s mother. Terrible road trip shenanigans ensue. Jim Hopper bands together with Susan Hargrove to find kids they care about. And Neil sets up to chase down his son. Also  watch this movie with Juno Temple.

-SKY HIGH/SUPERHERO AU lmaooooo I can’t even talk about it…..but it should be a thing in my orbit.

-Just Like Heaven AU where Billy Hargrove moves to Hawkins and starts seeing a ghost girl Camille in his house who’s convinced she really isn’t dead. They try to uncover her identity and fall in love. Also, they’re really dumb.

-Adventure in Babysitting AU. Camille babysitting some of the kids and having to go rescue Heather after she failed to runaway to the city. Billy and his poor car get roped into helping. C h a o s…….

-Warm Bodies AU. Fighting zombies. Falling in love. except one of them is the zombie. But would I make Camille or Billy the zombie hmmm ????????

-Back to the Future AU. AU, the Hargroves always lived in Indiana. Idk I just want Billy/Camille causing major problems in the old Hawkins and wearing 50/60s clothes and having to set things right. Murray or Alexei build a time machine, shit goes down. Younger counter parts for them, Cam’s parents, Joyce, Jim, Neil, Brenner, Susan, Karen, and Billy’s mom etc etc. Camille would flirt with young Jim Hopper just bc she can. Karen can flirt with Billy and it’s much less weird *eyeroll*. Either way, they’d fall in love in the 50s after fighting a lot about how they got there and how they should shape the future and it’ll be bittersweet, that’s the point.

-The Fifth Element AU. Heavy breathing……………………………

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind AU. It’s just me sobbing into an open mic.

-Happy Death Day AU: Bitchy sorority girl Camille keeps dying and enlists the local asshole she’s tutoring, Billy Hargrove, and company to help her find who killed her before she dies for good.

-Silent Hill AU. Camille is Alessa and Billy is Pyramid Head. There’s no plot, it’s just sad. But, also ripped Pyramid Head but under the Pyramid he’s Hot. Lmao but real talk, there is a lot I can do with Silent Hill, it’s all depressing tho.

That’s the bulk of them ??????? I mean, we can go harder into gods/magic/myth/fairy tales or Fallout/Skyrim or some kind of haunted house/slasher au lmao but……..these two. There’s no reality where they ain’t falling in love against their will.

THANK YOU AGAIN. ILY.