#( but yes! i want to play w/ u guys uwu )

[riooklee]

My NO's in Fanfiction !

TW: opinions

( Just to clarify, this post is ABSOLUTELY NOT made to offend anyone. Seriously, write whatever you want to write and have fun !! I'm just trying to find other people who share the same views as me, thank you<3 )

1) Turning a mlm/wlw ship into a straight ship.

Sorry, but this just gives me the biggest ICK. Literally makes me want to throw my phone out the window, smash my head against a wall and gouge my eyes out. LIKEE, tell me you're homophobic without telling me you're homophobic smh.

You may be thinking rn, "Rio, how do people turn em into straight ships?" WHEN THEY FKIN GENDERBEND ONE OF THEM.

I LITERALLY CRY WHENEVER I TRY TO LOOK FOR A TOMARRY FIC AND I SEE "Female Harry Potter" / "Female Tom Riddle". LIKE NOOOO??? WHY ARE U TURNING MY POOKIES INTO FEMALES... THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MLM SHIP. WHY R U MAKING IT STRAIGHT??? It's giving "homophobic" !!

P.S. I just wanted to say, NO I AM NOT TRANSPHOBIC. I know some of u lots might jump onto that conclusion. BUT I AM COMPLETELY AGAINST THAT BS.

Don't get me wrong, I'm alright w ppl genderbending characters! NOT WHEN ITS IN A MLM/WLW SHIP THO.

P.S. I know that I can just exclude those tags whenever looking for a fic, but..the thing is, some people DON'T EVEN TAG THAT IN THEIR FICS WHEN THEY TOTALLY SHOULD BE TAGGING IT.

2) Making characters act so OC.

Yes, I do know that it IS fanfiction, people can do whatever they want with the characters. BUT SOME OF THEM MAKE THEM SO OC-ish THAT I CANT EVEN RECOGNISE IF THIS IS THE SAME CHARACTER IM OBSESSED W AND LOVE.

Some people make Harry an "UwU" cutsie little silly guy, all soft, and totes a cute cinnamon roll that he's defenseless and weak that he needs big almighty strong 10-pack Tom to save him because he's too little to do stuff for himself >-< .

EW, ICK.

STOP MAKING HARRY A PICK ME. My guy fought a literal war and defeated the dark lord. So why, IN MERLINS NAME are YOU making him act like this:'((

LIKEE, where's my sassy, sarcastic silly guy?? :((

AND TOM. OH MY DAYSS, TOM. Y'all either make him too mean or too nice I SWEAR. Likee, mean as in would Avada u if u even say a single word to him. LIKE BRO, HE WAS A PREFECT AND HEADBOY. HE DIDNT BECOME SO BECAUSE HE AVADA 'D INNOCENT PEOPLE.

P.S. I'm talking abt teenaged Tom Riddles, Voldie would def kill innocent people ykwim?

Or nice as in would call u pookie wookie bear and cuddle u if u had a bad scary dream. Let's bffr rn.

LIKE, where's my crazy psycho nice silly guy??? DD:

IF U WANT THEM TO ACT SORT OF OC-ish PUT THEM INTO A SITUATION THAT'LL FORCE THEM TO ACT AS THOUGH. Seriously, some can get away w this behavior if it is played correctly!!

3) First Person POV.

Pretty self-explanatory, next.

4) "He growled"

Okay, alpha, remus wannabe, furry looking ahh.

JS STOP PLS, IT'S NOT ROMANTIC AND PPL DONT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE.

When I say "ppl" I'm talking abt myself.

[sentofight]

ooc. match my freak, my muses edition

e.ight: fight with your fists your enemies, even if they are metallic big ass robots! lvl 99 veterans let's study about other fun things together!

m.achina: dramatically blame everyone but you. only lvl99 veterans play hooky from school~ and piss off kurasame, too.

k.ing: dispose of your enemies in the most lowkey fashion. veteran 100 lvl ROCK'N ROLL BABY. PLAY FROM YOUR HEART.

z.ack: EYO LET'S BE HEROES TOGETHER! ne ne ne!

l.ucina: do you like this? I thought so! and she shows you the most unhinged and chaotic and bizarre looking item--shirt or dress or whatever, so colorful and weird designs. also spar with me :3c like spar right now. this instance. it is to better ourselves!

g.aius: u heard of w/illy w/onka & the chocolate factory, get ready for GAIUS BUTTERY FINGERS AND THE IMPOSSIBLE ESCAPE FROM BEES. because he is the guy who will go to cliff to get the best and richest honey from a beehive and instigate the whole beehive to attack him.

l.on`qu: GET AWAY WOMEN.

l.yndis: so you say you are strong? prove it. now. prove it. come on, fight me. you say you are strong, yes? evidence where? show me. fight me. now. let's go. right now. at me. come on, scared of a girl to beat you? come on. let's go. let's do this. are you telling me im a girl and i cant fight. alright ----- actually, let's go hunt together uwu track the prey, follow its footsteps, wait to ambush it, aim for the killer blow to not make it suffer, thank the sky and earth for this prey, return back to skin it, and to cut the meat away, boil the meat, tan the skin etc etc... hehe

l.issa: honhon do you want to ... prank someone?

e.dea: sHOPPING HOURS! OMIGOSH THE BE-ALL AND END-ALL OF BIG RICH OLD FASHIONED MILK STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH CHERRIES FROSTING!? I GOTTA TRY THAT NAAAAW!!!! OH LOO JUICY STEAK YUUUUMMMMMM!!!! oh. you gonna buy~

t.iz: let's watch the birds...silently ~

part 1 because brain melted.

[namuneulbo]

week ninety-six

ill tell u ab my bday in detail and then the rest is up to interpretation uwu!!

i picked up me, c and l from school at around 14:30. apparently w was there too? i saw his iconic orange car but but i was talking to l while he was walking outside so i didnt see him :c all of them knew but me TT

we listened to bangers in the car and we parked a bit outside of the central part of vasa so we walked a tiny bit. we walked around some stores. carlings, bikbok, cubus... we went to normal so i could get ear plugs bc i forgot mine at home but then we decided to go to tiger instead bc the queue was so long. they were cheaper there anyways. i looked at calendars for sooo long until i just decided on a pretty sage one. i think the layouts even better than my current calendar so its all good. it was worth the struggle of looking through all of the different calendars. its so good and it was so cheap compared to other stores. i also got some fake blood for halloween.

then we struggled to find a place to eat. l was stubborn ab wanting sushi. c and i wanted pizza. i was craving sushi more between those two so we decided to just split into pairs so i went for sushi w l. it was so good!!!!!!!

then we went for coffee and then i left to go to the cinema to watch oppenheimer w her brother. me, c and l waited outside of the club, right outside the fast food restaurant. the clock was 19 so doors were open but we decided to wait before entering to not seem,,, too excited. since yk,,, we know the ppl playing.

i just realized i never mentioned who we went to see. we went to see a the police cover band. its made up of three guys from our school, d, n and w (yes, that w).

well, as we were waiting outside, n and w walk out the fast food place... it was so funny bc we were just talking and c was facing the other way and me and l react at the exact way like we just make a lil "omg"-face at c and turn a lil quiet for a second. i got eye contact w william literally the second he opened the door but like we didnt wave at each other until him and n had gone a bit further away and c decided to turn around and wave at both of them. they took a further route to get to the club which was funny bc we like realized a bit later that like,,, they took the longer route??? why would they do that??? to avoid us??? it was just a bit silly TT

later on we get inside, we pay the entrance fee and buy alcohol. i got a beer. we sit down and our seat seemed pretty good until more ppl came lol. first set i saw mainly w bicep and second set i switched places w l and saw more face and neck/jaw action. during the interlude i realized his mom and his sister were sitting like.... right in front of us and i got a little nervous they mightve heard me saying something ab him at some point ...... like what if his mom has heard me go like "LOOK AT WS BICEP!!!"... :(

after the show im like "okay, lets go say something to them" but c refused to take the lead at first (w good intention i think, probs to push me to talk to them and not just stand awkwardly behind c as they talked w them). i was a bit scared at first but then i just yoloed and stood up from our seat as like a "lets fucking do this!" and we all collectively went to d first. hes the least scary and n had like,,, already left. d was SO nice TT it was like mainly me talking w him (and i think that was kind of like planned by c and l bc otherwise i wont really take the lead or initaitive). he greeted us first since he probably saw us standing there as he was talking to some others. he greeted us all w a fist bump each and then went like "okay now lets do one w all of us!!" and we shared a foursome fist bump. i love fist bumps theyre so friendly and nice TT then he was like "yeah so cool u guys came all the way here to see us!! i saw u guys singing along in the crowd and it felt so awesome!". THEN he turned to me was like "congratulations btw!" (WHICH IS SO CUTE STOP HE REMEMBERED IT FROM MY STORY I POSTED EARLIER TT) and i was like "omg! thank u! thank u! it was like perfect timing for u guys to play here tonight since like i like the police!" and i also told him they played my fav two songs. then he asked me a bit ab when we got to town and stuff. hes so nice TT

then the scary part. he left to road. ws standing like,, a two meters away MAX. hes talking to some others so i told c and l like "okay but lets just wait until they finish talking!!!" but they talked for so long and c was like "okay, either we talk or we leave" and i just come up w excuses for a bit and then cs like "l, yk he can hear us, right?" and i was like "yeah but im sure hed appreciate us waiting for our turn!!". after a while c once again threatens to leave so i just yolo it and walk up, i stand for like two seconds waiting for him to notice me and when he does i did a lil thumbs up and was like "u played well!!" and he was like "thanks" and then i told him they played my two fav songs and did like a lil pray/thank thing w my hands and he got a little intrigued and asked me which ones and i was like "invisble sun and dont stand so close to me!" and he did a lil confirming nod and i decided to end it there and just like told him it was really good. i also like,, had to think for the title for dssctm bc in my head i said the songs in the other order and bro my mind just goes blank when i talk to him.

anyways we leave, we walk up the stairs and i say a quiet "well played rizz" w a lil hand sign. then continue the bit a little more comfortably as we walked out and continue on ab how im such a rizz god (i am delusional, as u can tell).

we get home and i eat quickly before heading out to the bar to meet some friends. it was a short meeting and like everyone left but i got some sweet "happy bdays" and shugged a beer.

my mom messaged me in the car from vasa and says she talked to a guy who knew me named f (she misspelled his name, it starts w a p). she put a lil sus emoji too, the blushy one w a hand covering its mouth... anyways it was the drummer guy from my grade who works at the bar and apparently they talked for so long and i asked her like what they talked ab and she never answered but just continued saying how nice he was and how he knew i was in vasa earlier... idk if she was hinting something TT

sotw: lorna shore - ...and i return to nothingness

[changlix-mp4]

are you gonna do it against the wall?

♡ ♡ ♡

Pairing : bangchan x f.reader

Genre : smut

Warnings : nsfw , oral sex ( f. receiving) , penetration , unprotected sex , wall sex ( soft sex?) ,, cockwarming uwu

Summary : first time doing wall sex w/ Chan :)

A/N : first time writing something about wall sex ( I wanted to try ) ,, to be honest I was staring at the wall and I thought about Chan’s arms , I hope u guys will like it :)

(+) give some love to my man’s arms ( because damn wall sex must be super hard? My boy’s strong skhdsk ) || I love chan’s arms sfm || FEEDBACKS ARE VERY WELCOMED ♡

M RATED

A gasp escaped your lips as he backed you to the wall , pinning you against it . His fingers playing with the hem of your shirt "I’m sorry for being late babygirl " he whispered into your ear . Chan bite your earlobe softly making you whimper. His fingertips dancing on the soft skin of one of your thigh , hiking your oversized shirt up enough to reveal your panties, his hands finding their places on your waist.

He pushed his boner against your lower stomach as he sucked on your neck slowly , the warm muscle wetting the skin a little . "Why were you l-late huh?" you said trying to sound mad , "mmh , I was with Ji" — “Are you cheating on me with him?" Chan laughed slapping your thigh playfully . "Don’t say that. It sounds weird" he whined .

He started nipping at your neck again. You closed your eyes at the sudden pleasure , fingers tangled into his black locks . He suddenly stopped , hearing the jangling of his belt buckle coming undone , you chuckled . "What?" He asked curiously "are you gonna do it against the wall?" You laughed “it’s new” — “well , we have to try everything at least once in our life” he shrugged smirking. 

“Can I take these off?” he pointed to your undies. You nodded , his fingers hooking into the cotton material pulling it down as he kneeled on the floor and throwing it away. He grabbed one of your leg , resting it on his shoulder  “god.. look at how you’re glistening” his eyes locked on your folds. “ is it because of me?” he asked teasingly . “ shut up Chan” you slapped his head lightly. He laughed before kissing the inside of your thigh. His kisses were getting higher , until he reached your womanhood. He looked up at you , his head disappearing between your legs. “Chan” you moaned as he placed a light kiss on your throbbing clit “so sensitive” he muttered . 

He finally placed his lips on your glistening ones, sucking on the flesh as he caressed your thigh gently. “ it feels so good fuck” , you could felt his tongue dive into your entrance , making you arched your back off the wall. His nose brushing against your clit adding stimulation to push you on the edge of your climax. When he felt your thighs trembling a little and trying to close around his head , he pulled away making you groaned. “ why!!!?” he got up placing a kiss on your cheek  “I want you to come on my cock first babygirl “ he said as he got rid of his pants and boxer.

 He signaled you to jump by tapping on your thigh. You did so , legs wrapped around his waist. “Is it ok? Am I not too heavy?” - Chan looked at your timid face “ no you’re not ” he smiled at you , reassuring you. You hold onto his bicep, your other arm around his neck. “you’re ready baby?” you whispered a yes as he aligned himself at your wet entrance. He groaned as he entered you “ y-you’re so t-tight oh god , you feel so good around m-me” he bite his lips ,forehead already glistening with droplets of sweat . After a few painfully slow thrusts , you threw your head back as he hit your g-spot. He put his hand behind your head before it collided on the wall .

”Chan please go harder, I’m so so close baby” you moaned his name over and over as he whispered sweet nothings onto the skin of your neck. “babygirl , I’m so close too” he grinded his hips harder , his grip on your thighs tightening. He moaned your name loudly as he came into you. He gently rubbed little circles on your clit , giving you a little boost on reaching your orgasm. You tangled your fingers into his hair , pulling on the tresses harder than you’ve thought as you cummed around him . 

Chan rode both your high , thrusting slowly into you. He rest his forehead on yours for a moment breathing heavily , before walking you to your shared bedroom , laying you gently on the mattress. He was about to pull out when you hugged him , making him lay on top of you. “Aren’t you tired?” you asked caressing his muscular back. “a little bit but-” — “ let’s stay like this for a moment.. please” you pouted cutely. He smiled kissing your pout , “ as you wish princess”. “ I love you Chan” he smiled covering your neck with little kisses. “I love you too baby” you hugged him tightly. 

[nicoliharu]

Happy birthday Agatha!!!💕

Option: Happy birthday.

Agatha: Thanks so much...Oh heavens i'm still so surprised >w<

Agatha: To be honest didn't expect a party like this, i still wonder how they found day of my birthday.

Agatha: Although was able to jot down everyone's birthday, i like to make presents.

Agatha: I remember in school i liked to write little notes on bottles and give them to my classmates, it was fun.

Option: Did you have a good relationship with your classmates at old high school? You miss them?

Agatha: Ah yes i miss them, but each one followed a different path and naturally we separated from each other imean, that's normal.

Agatha: I enjoyed playing baseball with a bunch of persistent guys, they said '' you're weak '' but i won every high school baseball and runne championship...They were very stubborn and proud, maybe because i spent so much time with them, it's easy spending time here in NRC, i can handle so many guys without be afraid. Well i don't get intimidated easy!!! UWU

Option: And your family?

Agatha: Ahh...I miss my parents so much, i spent a short time with my father, he was a surgeon but unfortunately he died due to an accident when i was younger...i remember too when i was a child we took a lot of milkshakes together...it was good to see them both smiling.

Agatha: My mother was a teacher, she was amazing and strong... I have many good memories with her, if i could go back in time, i would like to live again the same way with her... I lost her to an illness but despite everything as she taught me, the two will always be with me.

Agatha: You needed to taste her cupcakes!!! IT’S SO GOOD <3

Option: Oh my feelings.

Agatha: Don't worry this happened 5 years ago, i'm fine now!

Option: You have any favorite food?

Agatha: YUP! Milkshakes and cupcakes, remind me my parents.

Agatha: One day, i asked Trey to help me make the same cupcakes my mom was make. And as soon as we finished and i could taste them, i cried with hapinnes to taste my mum's cupcakes, but was a mess because they thought Trey had upset  me because they saw me crying, but thanks to Grim everything was cleared up.

Agatha: Sorry again Trey-san XD

Part 2

Option: What's more important to you?

Agatha: Fellowship. Even though we must be independent deep down we must not share things alone.

Agatha: Be it feelings or situations, we shouldn't mainly carry heavy burdens alone. Even happy times with the right company can be even better, whether with friends or a partner.

Agatha: I like spending time with Jack exercising, with Riddle at the club or Bucchi!

Option: I hear you spend a lot of time with Ruggie, how do you feel about him?

Agatha: Hummm...Many good feelings...I mean! This conversation will stay between us right? O////O 

Agatha: When met him i didn't like him for some reasons, but we soon worked together at Mostro Lounge and became good friends.

Agatha: So we shared a lot of things and spent more time together... We declared ourselves to each other and... and....>///<

Agatha: Y-you know!!! But he's a hardworking, smart, nimble and kind guy, I really admire him.

Agatha: I would love to be skilled like him, i can't understand why he ''complains'' about not having muscles or being tall like the other Savanaclaw students, he's amazing and doesn't understand clearly.

Agatha: He taught me a lot of things and animal language too, i'm delighted to be able to talk to some birds sometimes.

Agatha: I usually help him with some chores, but i always end up getting stressed with Leona, he never lets Bucchi rest but after a while i could understand the situation better.

Agatha: I admit I love watching the sunset with him in Savanaclaw...Oh please I've already told you enough U///U

Option: Oh right, you really want to go home?

Agatha: To be honest no, i want to be with Grim and the friends I was able to make here.

Agatha: If it's possible, i want to stay, i can start over and learn many things... Not to mention that there's someone i don't want to let go...hmmm YOU KNOW WHO DON'T ASK ME AGAIN!!!

Option: Oh thanks for giving us the scoop. Again, happy birthday.

Agatha: Hihi <3

Vil: Agatha come, you need to touch up your makeup!

Agatha: Yup!

[literaphobe]

hi hi i want to get into corpse/dream/sykkuno and all those guys bc i think i would enjoy the content based on the snippets ive seen but theres so much content idk where to start!!! do u have a recommendation for where/how to start thank u <3

hi! i’d recommend w starting w their youtube channels :) amigops are famous for among us + prox among us, dream team is famous for manhunt + coded minecraft challenges videos :D i will list some videos i think u should watch according to each of these content creators!! 

Sykkuno: (posts almost daily highlights from his streams)

I made Dream and CORPSE simp for me in among us

I protected Corpse as impostor in among us

The haunted storage! My greatest impostor play yet

that awkward moment when...

Valkyrae: (stream highlights too! here’s the prox chat among us era ones, some of these have really cool animations!)

BABUSHKA!

5000 IQ CONFUSING BIG BRAIN PLAYERS ft DREAM AND TOAST

BARK BARK WOOF BARK ARF ARF BARK

Proximity Voice Chat in Among Us is CHAOTIC!

Disguised Toast: (daily uploads, among us stream highlights, he also has dope animations in his videos)

the greatest Among Us IMPOSTOR game ever...

marinating congresswoman AOC in Among Us with 3800 IQ...

Disguised Toast’s 10,000 IQ Among Us special...

my 8200 IQ PROXIMITY CHAT strats cause pure CHAOS...

Corpse Husband: (posts rarely since he’s making music but his videos r p well put together imo)

How I Admitted I Was An Imposter And STILL Won Against The BEST Among Us Players...666 IQ Plays

CORPSE 666 IQ Best Among Us IMPOSTER Plays

Luring My Friends To Their Death in Proximity Chat Among Us | CORPSE 666IQ IMPOSTER PLAYS

Sykkuno And I GASLIGHT The Lobby And Create A GRAVEYARD

Dream: (before u ask. yes he is an IDIOT but also the fact that he chose to name the manhunt videos this way is incredibly funny to me. i distinctively remember clicking on his channel n being like wtf are these videos even about. why do they have SO MANY views. now i know. ok thats it ik im linking like 10 videos but they are mandatory n tbh i would link a few more but i’ll leave u w just the 3 & 4 hunters videos) 

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters REMATCH

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters FINALE

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters FINALE REMATCH

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters GRAND FINALE

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters REMATCH

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters FINALE

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters FINALE REMATCH

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters GRAND FINALE

GeorgeNotFound: (the friend mentioned in all these videos r dream btw. dreams in... p much 95% of his videos. same goes for dream except id say george is in like 80% of dreams videos?)

Minecraft, But I’m Not Colorblind Anymore...

Minecraft, But My Friend Is A Dog...

Minecraft, But If You Laugh, You Lose...

Minecraft, But If You Laugh You Lose REMATCH

Minecraft, But I Put A T Shirt On Every Minute...

Minecraft, But My Friend Is A Parrot...

Minecraft, But Item Drops Are Random And Multiplied

Minecraft Death Swap 3... (parts 1 n 2 are on dream’s channel)

Minecraft, But You Can’t Touch The Floor...

Sapnap: (HE HAS LIKE TEN VIDEOS OK I CAN’T REC AS MANY love him tho uwu)

Minecraft, But We Are All Colorblind...

Minecraft, But Every Mob Looks Like A Pig...

Minecraft Achievement Race...

Minecraft, But We Can’t See Our Health...

TommyInnit: (ok he’s not in the dream team but i really wanna shoutout his videos w dream’s sister. they’re really funny also i like how his videos have color coded subtitles for accessibility :) v good for people w audio processing issues!!)

I Spoke To Dream’s Sister

I Spoke To Dream’s Sister AGAIN

I Spoke To Dream’s Sister IN SECRET

I met Wilbur Soot in real life...

and that’s it :) feel free to ask me if u want any explanations on why u should watch a certain video or explanations of whatever or if u liked something u saw or if u wanna talk to me about anything re!! these friend groups!! 

[milkybunbuns]

a s/o who stays up late to game

w/ kenma, sugawara, atsumu + akaashi

w/c: 755

warnings: minor swearing

He invites you to play video games with him at like 2am and you guys are just gaming away in his room. He really don’t care that he had practise tomorrow and is honestly glad he has a partner to accompany him in gaming throughout the early hours of the day. But he ends up kinda feeling bad for you cause he doesn’t want you to fail in school, because this guy knows he can be tired in class and still learn but you? Nope. That’s just not how it works.

So at like 4am he tells you off for staying up too long

“Kenmaaa but you’re still playing!!”

“I can focus in class with minimal sleep, can you?”

“Yeah I can, don’t underestimate me >:(”

“Remember what happened last time...”

“I’ve gotten better at no sleeping though :((”

You do a lil pouty face and he gives in, telling you not to blame him when you fail your classes

And according to his prediction, you do end up failing your test which happened to be the day after. Did you learn ur lesson? No. Did you still stay up playing video games? Yes.

OKAY U R NOT ALLOWED TO STAY UP PAST 9. OKAY? NOT ON SUGA’S WATCH NU UH.

But he’s at a training camp, which meanssss he can’t tell you off for staying up late since he won’t even know

And you’re just up playing video games waaaay past your bed time when you get a call from someone. To busy with your game, you didn’t realise you had declined Suga. Oh but oh ho ho did he realise something, you were obviously still awake, how else did u heckin smack that decline button in da face. And ur audacity to decline your sweet boyfiee >:(

He vry angry and concerned, spams your phone until u pick up and when u lift tat phone to ur ears

istg ur ears burst

like really

mom be screeching

Suga was outside of the building so he doesn’t disturb anyone else

Oh and you got a lecture literally until the crack of dawn which was when u fell asleep and soon, Suga realised you had fallen asleep, smiling softly to himself and hanging up

Already knows how u always stay up late cause he can see the light on in ur room across the building when he goes in the middle of the night for a toilet break. Would stop u from playing on those rare occasions when he’s still awake by throwing a rock at ur window. u told him to not do it incase the window broke, but did this man-child listen? na.

So now you just keep the windows open and it just happens to be that u always straight within fire range of his rocks and ur almost 100% sure you have over 10 bruises on ur body from the rock throwing. I mean, u gotta always sacrifice one thing for another

And no matter how much u tell him off, it just doesn’t get through that thick skull of his sighhh

Loves it when u stay up because you’ll be all sleepy during the day and he can (if he’s feeling nice) do all those cute couple things to you or if he’s feeling mean (6 days a week) he’ll prank u while u sleep uvu

You did a very good job at keeping ur activity at 2am under wraps so Akaashi never had any clue about it uwu ✨

wellll untilllllllll u got sick one day and akaashi was staying over at ur house to take care of u

and maaaaaaybbeeeee u shouldnt have been such a risky dare devil, playing video games with headphones plugged in as Akaashi slept quietly beside you

You had your phone in ur hand playing some game and silently seethed when u had lost, kicking ur legs wildly in rage and Akaashi woke up, stretching his arms and in the process pulling out the wire attaching ur headphones to ur phone

Then came the loud sounds of the game, startling him awake, well hecc, there was no way out of this, you would have to suffer the consequences :((

Akaashi confiscated ur phone cause u weren’t responsibleee enough smh and told u to go back to bed

And ever since that day u had to hand over ur phone to Akaashi straight before bed, but don’t worry, you had other devices to play on and our fellow mom here never found out 👌

[ushiwakaout]

Omg i read the series of the things you thinks the hq boys will say and is so cuteee may i request it with Hinata??(im not sure if you already write it tho)

HINATA 😭 MY BABY! MY SUNSHINE [thank you btw, very sweet of you, i’m glad you like the series]

mmm mmm mmm, timeskip Shoyo got me feeling all hot and heavy 😩

warnings: Timeskip haikyuu

“Hey honey... Yeah it’s time to get up.” (6:00 am)

“We have early practice today, do you wanna watch?”

“You can just lay on the sand if you want, maybe take a small nap under the nap?”

you: “Five more minutes Sho.”

*will come back in five minutes exactly and dive into your bed*

“Five minutes are up sunshine... get up!”

*he really do be slaming his toned body on yours and starts laughing*

“Come on, get up before I throw you over my shoulder.”

“It’s a little chilly so bring a jacket too.”

“I mean I can just bring mine, and you know i always end up take if off before practice.”

“Hurry up in the shower too.”

“Ready?”

“You look so cute.”

“Come on, lets go- Hold my hand.” (6:30 am)

*holding hands to the beach because you’re his only piece of home*

*okay but Oikawa really did end up contacting you because he could tell how homesick Hinata was getting and you surprised him by moving in his him*

*he definetly cried because he missed you and home*

“Here, *wraps his sweater around you shoulders* so you don’t get chilly” (7:00 am)

“Oika-san!!!”

*watching him play volleyball is such an experience because no matter what it is, practice, scrimage match or a real game, he always plays at 110%*

“Did you bring my sun *hands him his sun glasses* you are A SAVIOUR!”

*cups your face to give you a kissing frenzy.... which just means he kisses your face eveywhere*

“You wanna go wander around and get some breakfast? Just so you don’t get bored, yeah?”

“You know i’ll be fine, you’re here with me in spirit and that’s enough for me!”  (7:30)

*you might have gone overboard and gotten everyone food*

teammate: “Você é um homem de sorte, shoyo! (you’re a lucky man)”

*shoyo smiles as youre handing out his team food and how oikawa pampers you for bringing them food*

“I am, aren’t I?” (8:00 am)

“Y/n come here!!!~”

*Will jump on you so you better catch him so he can hug you*

“You wanna stay at the beach? Have a beach day? We haven’t had one of those in a while.”

“I’m gonna run home and freshen up, you okay staying here while they clean up?”

*shoyo leaves you alone for no more than 10 minutes because your place is someone close to the beach but he came back with his bike and someone was trying to hard to flirt with you*

*Oikawa eyes shoyo when he comes back and they are looking at each other as if they have a plan*

*Oikawa is running in front of the guy and nods at hinata*

*Sho 100% will spike the guys head*

“Oh shoot! Sorry, you where in the way...” (8:20 am)

*casually sits down where he was standing and kisses your temple*

“Is there something I can help you with?”

*believe it or not shoyo is very possesive, especially in brazil*

“Have you eaten yet?”

“Did you wait for me? *sniffle* You’re too good for me.”

*has a tendancy to sway side to side and bumb into your shoulder*

“I think i’m gonna take a nap, wake me up so I can switch sides.”

*stand up and strips off his shirt with one hand and your just like- blushing*

“Oh no, did you burn your face? You’re really red, put on some sunblock”

*he finally learned the diference between sunblock and sunscreen while in brazil*

“Oh? You’re blushin because of me?”

*hes so dumb so he gab s your hand so you can run it down his chest and toned stomatch*

“It’s just skin, what’s so- YOU’RE NOSE IS BLEEDING! I’M SORRY I JUST WANTED TO HELP!” (9:00 am)

*mother fucker doesnt realize how sexy hes gotten since highscool like STOP IT*

“Mmm *waking him up from his nap* Has it been an hour yet? Do you mind putting some sunblock on my back.” (10:00 am)

“Thank you baby, give me a kith.”

*yes he says kith, not kiss.... hes baby*

*will quickly fall asleep because while you put on sunlock on his back, you give him a good rub and hes just drools while falling asleep*

“Has it been an hour yet?” (11:10 am)

*startles you bc you didn’t realize he was awake*

“hehe, sorry... I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“You’re so cute, gimme a kith.”

“You’re gonna go for a swim? I’ll catch up in a second.”

*100% oggles at you when youre zipping of his jacket before heading to the water*

*hes slapping his face bc he feels like a perv*

“HOW’D I GET SO LUCKY!!!” 

*yes he did legit just scream it- people are looking at him weird- yes you do start bushing*

“I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!!!”

*hugs you to the point where you tumble and fall on your ass with him ontop of you*

*shoyo is really emberassing but i don’t think you’d have it any other way*

“Come on, lets get out of the water and get food. All this swiming has made me hungry.” (12:40 pm)

“What do you wanna eat?”

“I’m in the mood for tacos... fish tacos sound good... I want fish tacos.”

“Do you not want fish tacos? We can make another stop, don’t worry!”

*you hold his bicep because hes rolling his bike beside him*

*does that little flex, to try and impress you but-*

“Ow! Ow! Arm cramp!”

you: “I told you don’t need to flex anymore”

*lets out a little Hmph noise and his cheeks are full of air*

“I just wanna impress you baby.”

*HE 100% MAKES YOU RECREATE THAT ONE SCENE FROM CLOUDY W A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS AND U HAVE TO KISS HIM WHEN HIS CHEEKS ARE FULL OF AIR*

“No I don’t want your kisses...”

“Because you’re making fun of me.”

“I want you to apologize.”

“W-with a kiss....” *hes making that little uwu face iudfidfviebfvkjfhedi*

“No you don’t get a kiss back. Hurry up I want my tacos!”

*you make him order since he knows more portuguese*

“ give me a kith or you don’t get your food” (2:00 pm)

*you obviously give him a kiss and hes all happy now*

“Do you wanna eat this at home?”

“You carry this then, I gotta push my bike”

“Ah the apartment is so nice and cold!”

“I’m gonna shower first... Join me?” (2:30 pm)

*you cant tell me this man wouldn’t pick you up in the shower and fuck you so so so so good. hes so sweet with you too because he’s always been naturally thick so he stetches you out a lot especially without prep- and shower sex with Shoyo does NOT come with prep but he does fuck you nice and slow*

*the shower was a big waste of time because he turns off the water and walks you to the bed while he’s still in you and fuck you at the edge of the bed because he loves spreading your legs for him and watching you cum while hes thursting deep*

“Still hungry?” (4:00 pm)

*he really is laughing at how you only nod because wtf... he really does leave you breathless*

*makes you rinse youself off while he re-heats the food*

*you’re legs a wobbling by the time you’re making it to the kitchen and hes just watching you struggle as you sit down*

“Is that my shirt?’

“No, no! D- don’t take it off... It looks good on you.” (4:30 pm)

“That was really yummy, did you enjoy it?” (5:30 pm)

“Wanna watch a movie?”

*makes you watch frozen and frozen 2 because they are his favorites*

“did you hear the theory about Elsa is actually dead in the second one?”

“You want some popcorn?”

“Candy?”

“We don’t have any? I’ll go down the street real fast... Just pause it.”

*really does start dashin home from the store bc he thinks youll start it without him*

“Why am I out of breath? No reason...” (7:40 pm)

“Here, I got you a drink too.”

“Look see! There she looks like she’s transparent.”

“Oh and there! She send the letters through the wind because she can’t physically do it.”

“I’M NOT CRYING!” (9:00 pm)

“HEY! YOU’RE CRYING TO”

*will start to restle you... does it become something more because you grinded on him.... yes it did*

*He’s caressing your head as youre laying on his chest, kissing the crow of your head before whispering sweet nothings into your ear.*

“Goodnight baby...” (10:40 pm)

[westerngirl32]

The AUL Crew Reacts To My Incorrect Quotes

Captain, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Veteran, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Stoner, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Player, trembling: What are we playing?!

Player: Like seriously, what are we even playing?

Veteran: Uno!

Captain: Poker!

Stoner: Pokemon!

(All at the same time)

Player: Oh god this is more confusing 😵

Veteran: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Stoner: Eyy, homie! Captain: But then there’s cootie… Player: Die.

All except Player: W...what?

Player: I wAnT tO dIe

Veteran: Player no-

Player, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Captain: Gray. Stoner: Grey. Player, turning to Veteran: Now tell them what color you think it is. Veteran: Dark white.

Player: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU IT’S NOT DARK WHITE-

Veteran: It is dark white!

Captain, whispering to Stoner; I bet he’s colored blind.

Stoner, whispering back to Captain: You bet.

Player: Uh, Stoner? Captain is in the pool and I don’t think he’s waterproof. Stoner: What? Veteran: I think he meant, Captain is drowning. Stoner: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Captain: *is drowning* Mr. Cheese: OH MY GOD, CAPTAIN! KEEP SWIMMING! Captain: I can’t swim, dumba**— *sinks* Mr. Cheese: CAPTAIN!

Captain: I can only drive ships :D

All: ...

Mr. Cheese: My NaMe mR. cHeEsE

Stoner: Fine! Judge all you want but… Stoner, points at Veteran: Married Player, who is bisexual. Stoner, points at The Gentleman: Left a man at the altar. Stoner, points at Captain: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Stoner, points at Mr. Cheese: Lives in a box! Mr. Cheese I do NOT live in a box.

Player: I AM NOT DATING THAT GUY-!

Veteran: TwT

Captain: DUM IS GAY?!

Mr. Cheese: StOnEr!!!!!!!!!!

Stoner: Oopsies.

Veteran: The floor is lava! Stoner: *helps Captain onto the counter* Mr. Cheese: *kicks The Gentleman off the sofa* Player: *lays on the floor* Veteran: …Are you okay, homeslice? Player: Not at all, I’m dead.

Veteran: ;-;

Player: U-U

Player: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Veteran: Aww- Player: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast! Veteran:

Veteran’s mind: :-;  Why    Why Player no like me    mommyyyy

Player: U-U

Alan be like: THAT’S MY BOY

Hunter: Truth or dare? Veteran: Dare. Hunter: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Veteran: Hey Greaser? Greaser, blushing: Yeah? Veteran: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Player. Hunter:  My ShIp HaS sAiLeDdDdD

Player: Hunter-!

Veteran: 🥺 ty Hunter

Greaser’s mind:      Whyyyy           I want Veterannnnn          Mommyyyyyy 

Hunter: UwU

Hunter: Hey Player, wanna third wheel on my date with Mother tomorrow? Player: Sure. Hunter: Veteran! Wanna third wheel on my date with Mother tomorrow? Veteran: Yeah sure. Hunter: Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date! Player and Veteran: … Mother: Hunter…

Hunter: 😅

Player: ...

Veteran: :DDDDDDDDDD

Mother: 🤦‍♀️

Player: That’s ridiculous, Veteran doesn’t have a crush on me. Captain: Yes he does. Stoner: Yes he does. Veteran: Yes I do.

Player: OH HELL NAH I’M OUTTA HERE-

Captain: Don’t you dare date my bestie he’s mineeeeee

Stoner: Bromance~ Nice-

Veteran, already crying on the floor:

Mommyyyy

My friend no like meeeee

I hate my life

[bakubitch-minusultra]

Denki Head Canons (Part 1)

K so I have a lot and i mean a l o t of headcanons for every character so i thought i should share mine lol :3

K lemme start this off as tame as possible

DENKI IS A TWINK

don't come at me

don't try to argue with me

don't try to convince me other wise because I'm not budging

he's a closeted twink ok

OKAY???

he has a grindr

yes, yes he does

don't even get me s t a r t e d on his grindr

jk lemme talk abt his grindr r e a l quick

his profile picture is him in a maid outfit

he just wants money man

even though hes a fucking pro hero

hhh

will immediately ask for money like

"Hey baby boy i saw u were lookin for a sugar daddy ;)"

and he's just like "Venmo?????"

OMG BAKUGO FOUND HIS GRINDR FIRST

not because bakugo secretly has a grindr

B u t he thought kiri was in denkis room so he kinda just bust the door open and saw denki taking pictures of himself with a maid outfit on

and then they just stare at each other :| |:

and ofc bakugo doesnt tell anyone bc hes a good boy hmph >:(

ok so enough about g r i n d r

denki is the type of guy to have a full time job (pro hero) BUT works at a pastry shop so he can sneak free food

dont come for me i dont accept criticism

fuck what else im blanking

oh yeah

NIPPLE PIERCINGS

first one in his friend group to get their nipples piercing (mina went after him)

denki wears fucking chokers and thats c a n o n but like

the rest of his wardrobe is like a l t

im talkin chains, ripped jeans, fishnets g a l o r e

OH AND RINGS

jesus this has become so self indulgent h h

idk why but i can see him being secretly good at art???

like he doesn't even think its good he just doodles in class and it looks fuckin cool af

plays mystic messenger

yooo he watches sci-fi movieess

uses these: :) :( : :/ :3 <3 XD :P XP uwu owo //w//

that's enough for today lol

[honeymyheaven]

I saw another post about this and was wondering if we could get hcs for Levi, Simeon and Belphie please? sfw and nsfw if you want to it’s your choice UwU

continuing the SFW and n//s//f//w train :) im adding asmo and satan so this post has LEVI , SIMEON, ASMO, SATAN AND BELPHEGOR ^^ hopefully you guys enjoy super long post ahead :)

SFW

an absolute nerd(ofc)

super excited about every little thing

hand holding? whew its got his heart pumping like there's no tomorrow, face red as a beet

loves sharing hobbies and if you're not a big otaku like he is that's okay he doesn't expect you to but if you remember lil things about the stuff he's into he will fall head over heels

would love to find similiar music artists that you're both into, or shows or anything

he likes buying you merch for the artists you like

loves going to concerts together

just anything as long as he's with you he will like

cant hide his affection for you at all so he's pretty upfront about it

gets supperrr jealous because well avatar of envy and he's highkey kind of super insecure

but like with affection he tends to be super upfront about it

"are you bored of me?" he'd ask for the umpteenth time that week and you'd have to reassure him gently that you enjoy being around him, kiss him and then distract him by offering to watch his favourite show with him

N // S // F // W

a total and complete virgin

likes tiddies of any shape and form

all tiddies are exquisite

but other than that he doesn't really know much so you'll have to figure things out together

super loud

if he likes it he makes sure you can hear it

SFW

SWEET

MAN OF MY DREAMS

super affectionate but more in private

loves kissing your forehead and the back of your hand the most

likes holding you close

having you in his lap, head resting on your shoulder while you're reading or.playing games.or watching something together

hand holding and light pecks is the most he would do in public

if your hairs long enough to braid, he would absolutely be the man on the job, he braids it, puts flowers and jewels in it, he just likes it, it reminds him of home

likes encasing the two of you in his massive humongous angel wings

doesn't really like when you spend time with the demon brothers and if possible would prefer if you stayed with them

"I just..." he paused, pouting when you asked him why that is "I miss you too much when you're over there." He would admit eventually, a light blush coating his cheeks

N // S // F // W

really vanilla(which isnt a bad thing >:( )

full of affection

likes kissing during s e x, feeling you close, making you feel good

will definitely tell you how much he cares for you throughout the whole thing

enjoys the emotional connection of the act more than anything

loves to see how happy he makes you

praise the boy he loves it

takes extra good care of you afterwards, rose petal bath and lavender scented candles are the bare minimum he preps

SFW

not really one for committed relationships

an open relationship however now that

that he would absolutely love

naturally you would be at the centre of his attention and despite what you may initially think, he's incredibly good at communicating and urges you to do the same

definitely encourages you to explore your likes and dislikes not only with him but with others as well

at the same time, he enjoys quiet nights together maybe going on a walk through the city, having you on his arm while strolling through, kissing the top of your head and reminding you how much he cares about you

cute dates could be literally anywhere ; the nail salon, the mall, shopping, concerts or anything hes very outgoing and likes to try different things

he wouldn't mind just staying at home and perhaps just having a nice bath and massage together or just watching movies together

LOOOVEESSSS PDA absolutely adores it because it shows you're not embarasses to show others how much you care

likes hearing you talk about your day or anything, especially at night as you're about to sleep he likes hearing the sound of your voice slowly lulling him to sleep

N // S // F //W

out of all the brothers he would be the one who's most into s e x t i n g and phone s e x

send him risque pics if you're comfortable it makes him really happy

will DEFINITELY send u nutting vids WITH SOUND so uuhhh turn it up

into light bondage and a very definite switch, he doesn't mind you being on top or in a dominant position, he actually kind of likes it

but he likes it the most when you beg for him, when you beg him to make you feel good, pull on his hair and leave scratches all over his back

he also likes marking your neck and he likes it even more if you leave a hickey or two on his

SFW

GRUMPY BABY

kind of cold even in a relationship mainly because hes not sure of how to be vulnerable

just be patient in time he'll slowly open up and when he does it's cute af

likes it when you kiss his cheeks or forehead

likes it when you grab his hand, especially in front of his brothers

likes having you on his lap while he's reading

absolutely loooovveeessss when you read to him, while he's playing with your hair

if you ask to study together, he will literally combust because it's so cute and YES ofc where is my pen please teach me how to take notes like you yours are super cute

picnic dates are his absolute favourites because they're calm and it's just the two of you, talking and enjoying nature together

gets really flustered when it comes to showing affection but he wants it so so badly

very rarely will he initiate the kissing and hand holding especially at the start but will definitely and absolutely melt if and when you do

N // S // F // W

needless to say hes a whiny needy sub

tell him what to do, how to please you and how good he makes you feel

he loves that

especially praising

get him on his knees for you, make him tell you how badly he wants you

give him lots of kisses because he's never a bad boy, he's not a brat

edge him till he cries and begs you to let him come be absolutely loves that shit he loves begging

sit on his face, grip on his hair as he's eating you out

tell him what a good job he's done afterwards and kiss him, take a bath together and reassure him that he was a really really good boy

SFW

WHINEY TEASING BASTARD

always needs attention

A L W A Y S

Needs you close

doesn't really like going out, prefers staying in and eating together or watching movies but most importantly taking naps together

remembers lots of lil details about you like small likes and dislikes that you've perhaps mentioned once

likes physical affection a lot so wants lots of cuddles and kisses almost constantly

will definitely tease you when he gets the chance but he does it off handedly and pretends he doesn't know what he's doing

N // S // F // W

AN ABSOLUTE BRAT IN BED

im talking major brat

loves it when you tell him off and punish him for being a bad boy

because ffs he never listens

"Make me." is practically his second name and loves it when you slap him

make him cry before even coming close to letting him come, make him say sorry over and over again and promise to be a good boy even though he won't

tease him and edge him till he can't take anymore, kiss and tug on his lower lip as you pull away, your hand lightly brushing over his lower half, knowing how badly he needs release but continue denying it

dont give in no matter how much he begs, he needs to learn his lesson

afterwards give him cuddles and kisses and ask if everything was alright, reassure him you love him and hold him close

[sweethq]

♡ how you become friends // headcanon

𑁍 Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Kageyama Tobio, Kozume Kenma, Ushijima Wakatoshi

»»—Trigger warning(s): none—-««

➶ Genre: hmmm fluff?

-ˏˋ A/N: I’m eventually going to do one of these for all of the boys I write for so feel free to request who you want to see next! ˊˎ-

even though iwa seems like a big tough guy on the outside, we all know that he’s a softy and such a kind person

soooooo if he ever sees anyone being mistreated, he’s gonna want to put a stop to it

you didn’t have very many friends at school, none, actually

girls at school would always torment you for no reason, calling you a freak, an outcast

you didn’t really understand why they felt the need to be mean to you, but you learned that things were never going to change and that trying to stop it would make things worse

it was typical for them to make it a point to ruin your day in any way possible

whether it was steal your lunch money, trip you while you’re walking to your desk, or ruining your homework, they didn’t have a problem with doing it

things like this have been happening for a while, but iwaizumi never saw these events happen until one day when your paths happened to cross

it was in between periods when the same group of girls shoved you into a nearby locker, making you drop your textbooks and papers all over the floor

iwaizumi turned at the crashing sound, seeing you on the floor quickly trying to gather your belongings, the group of girls snickering as they walk away from your shaking figure

he started to make his way over to you, wanting to know if you were okay

before he could reach you, the bell rang signaling the start of next period

you grabbed your belongings and hurried off to class, not giving iwa the chance to approach you

the only reassuring thing about the torment is that they limited it to only once a day

unfortunately for you, they were feeling especially mean today

you had just bought your lunch and sat at an empty table, silently excited to eat your meal as you weren’t able to have one yesterday (they stole your money again :/)

but before you could take a single bite, they approached you once more

“you bought me lunch? how sweet!”

proceeded to take the food that sat in front of you before walking away, leaving you with an empty table and an empty stomach

iwaizumi also noticed this event, he had been keeping a close eye on you all lunch period to make sure that nothing else would happen, but it did

he quickly made his way over to your table, soon hating the sight of your frowning face

when he sat down in front of you, you both just stared at each other i mean, i would if that big chunk of man was sitting across from me hhh

“are you okay? i saw what those girls did, are they always that mean to you?”

you just gave a small nod, wondering why the vice captain of the volleyball club was suddenly so interested in you

“here, we can share my lunch.” he handed half of his sandwich to you

“n-no, that’s okay!!! i’m not hungry..”

deadass rolls his eyes at you haha

“yes you are. eat it. oh, and if they ever bother you again, just let me know. i have no problem with telling them off.”

ha the way you meet kageyama is the best

it was like any other day, you had just inserted the money into the vending machine to grab yourself your daily box of milk

because you need your ~ c a l c i u m ~

however, you were not aware that this routine also belonged to another, and that other person happened to be standing right behind you, watching you purchase the last milk carton

you grabbed the milk from the vending machine and took a step to the side so that the person waiting behind you could take their turn

you noticed that the boy didn’t step closer to the vending machine but rather stayed glued to his spot

you shrugged and continued to detach the straw from the box and insert it at the top

as you were about to take your first sip, the boy spoke

“w-wait”

he was staring at you, eyes wide and meeting your confused ones

“uh, can i help you?”

“can i have that?” he was pointing at the milk carton that you held in your hand

you looked at the boy before asking him why he couldn’t just buy one himself

you even showed him the other milk cartons in the vending machine window after he tried to argue that you took the last one

“but i don’t want those ones”

“why not?”

“they... they don’t have an animal on the box…..”

you lOst it

you couldn’t breathe knowing that this tall, intimidating boy just told you that he only wanted to drink milk out of the boxes that had cartoon animals drawn on them

it was easily one of the most hilarious things you had ever experienced thus far

you decided to give him the milk that you had just purchased, not wanting the boy to have a permanent pout on his face

“okay, you can have this one. but, you have to buy me two tomorrow”

unlike the others, you actually met kenma when you guys were kids

you had just moved into a new neighborhood so your mom wanted to greet your neighbors and made you go with her

honestly, you didn’t really mind

i mean, all a seven year old wants is to make new friends, and this was a great way to do that

kenma lived in the house across from yours, which happened to be the last house you decided to visit

you were kinda bummed because the other three houses you had already went to didn’t have any kids your age; they were either too young, too old, or nonexistent

after your mom knocked on the door, a woman around the same age as your mom appeared

your eyes lit up when you noticed a boy your age sitting in front of the TV playing a video game

the lady, who you assumed was his mom, saw your bright expression and called the boy over to say hi

he slowly walked up to the three of you, his golden eyes peering through his long black hair

he stuck to his mother’s side like glue, his small hand firmly clutching the bottom of her blouse

“hi, i’m y/n! what’s your name?”

he just stared at you lmao

you were not going to give up. nope. you were gonna make a friend today if it killed you

“do you like video games? i like them too. whatcha playin?”

“dO YOU WANT TO COME IN AND PLAY WITH ME?”

to this day, this is the most emotion you have ever seen him display ha

it was like a fricken switch was flipped lol

poor boy didn’t have any friends to play video games with

so he was more than happy to invite this strange kid into his house just so he had a playmate

and ever since that day, you and kenma have been the closest of friends

you are NOT a morning person

so it’s no surprise that the first place you go in the morning is to the coffee shop down the block for your daily pick-me-up before school

you’ve had this routine for so long that all of the workers know you and have your order already made by the time you walk through the door

and likewise, you always have the exact amount of money ready to hand to one of the workers

everything was the same as all of the other days, except one thing

you had stayed up all night working on your studies and thinking about all of the problems that were occurring in your personal life wow its as if i’m writing this about myself

that said, you were 1000% more tired than you usually were

so tired that after you paid and picked up your iced coffee from the counter, you decided that it was a good idea to close your eyes for a couple of seconds while you were walking out the door

wHatS tHe wORsT tHiNg tHaT cOUld hAppEN

yeah so to your surprise, you end up running into a rather large figure

by ‘large figure’ i mean absolutely ginormous

and by ‘running into’ i mean completely knocking into them and pouring your drink all over their chest

you continuously apologized to the person in front of you, not even bothering to look up at them

but when you did, oh boy

that was one way to wake yourself up

ushijima wakatoshi stood in front of you with a blank stare on his face, his shirt soaked with coffee

if there was ever a time where you wanted to crawl into a corner and cry, this would be it

you had seen him around school and new that he was the captain of the volleyball club

you also knew how hard he can spike a volleyball and that he was notorious for being extremely intimidating

you were hoping that he wasn’t picturing your head as a volleyball

you were more than confused when he asked you if you were okay

you just stared at him like he was crazy

i just ran into you and got coffee all over your uniform but you ask me if im okay?? tf

even offers to buy you another coffee??????????

you start to believe that he wasn’t as bad or scary that people made him out to be

he’s just a giant teddy bear who wants friends uwu

[emilycollins00]

hello! i've recently stumbled across your works and i really love your characterization and writing uwu if it's not too much, is it okay for me to request for a scenario where some actors accidentally found out that their director is actually good dancer? like maybe somebody was watching tv and 'hey doesn't that backup dancer look familiar?' ((you can decide on whoever finds out about it and you can also choose to use izumi's name or just write mc)) AAAA thank you very much! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡

Thank you, dear! 💕 I feel so happy when I read I you guys like it. Sometimes it gets difficult to not fall into OOC!

I opted to choose Izumi, mainly because I don’t think I’ve written anything with her even though I love her so much! As for the actors, well, couldn’t decided wich one so everyone is making an appearance.

 Hope you like it!  💕

The dorm discovering Izumi’s dancing skills

“Tenma, hurryyyyy”

“Yeah, yeah... Uh? Hey, who didn’t wash their dishes this morning, it stinks!” the summer leader complained outloud, leaving the kitchen with Misumi with the last chopsticks and glasses to place on the lounge. 

Tsuzuru entered and looked at the sink, frowning. Indeed, it smelled awful. He walked towards the couches to get the culprit.

“Itaru-san, don’t ask me why, but I know whatever that was in that plate was yours. Please clean it right now”

“Oh shit, my shield fell” 

The man in question was laying next to Kazunari and Banri, all of them most likely playing a battle game, judging by the way they were staring intensely at their phones.

 “Itaru-san!”

“Yes, yes, one minute…”

“Dang, Itaroon! You can’t pull something like that to win, I don’t have any more resources!”

Omi put a hand on Tsuzuru’s shoulder when he saw the scriptwriter was about to start scolding them “It’s okay Tsuzuru, we have enough plates. Itaru-san can clean later so dinner doesn’t get cold”

At that moment Juza, Taichi, Muku and Sakuya arrived. 

“Ah, Omi-san! After Tenma-kun and Misumi-san finish the table will be set” the cheerily the spring leader informed approaching them.

“At least we get things done quickly, having so many people at Mankai” Tsuzuru smiled tired but gratefully at the four of them “…although it would be quicker if others offered to help from time to time” he looked at the gaming group and a certain pair watching TV.

“Tsuzuru, this program is too important to sip!”

“You mean to skip? Also, I truly don’t think so. That’s one old program you’re watching” he looked around resting his hands on his hips. No one had moved an inch “That indirect was also to the rest of you, you know”

“Noted” 

“Aha”

“So you want me to set the table instead of trying to come up for ideas with customes? Fine by me”

Misumi and Tenma entered before an argument could take place “Table’s set. Someone should call Masumi, Sakyo-san and the winter troupe. They were in the practice room with director, right?” 

As if by pure summoning, the last spring member arrived, taking off his headphones “…I’m here”

“We are here too!” Tsumugi waved as the rest of the winter troupe entered talking to each other. Their play schedule had been decided and they had had a run through while Izumi and Sakyo discussed the final details for the performance.

“Okay then everyone, time to dig in!”

  ��                                      …………………………..

Everyone sat on their chairs and started moving plates around and refilling glasses with drinks. It wasn’t often, due to the difference in schedules, but some nights the whole dorm got together and opted to eat at the same time. It was a bit of a mess but in the end, everyone had fun.

Citron was still watching silently the TV when he paused it, concerned. Getting up, he headed to the dinner table as everyone ate and talked “Director?”

Izumi looked up, stopping  herself from grabbing the delicious tonkatsu in front of her “You called, Citron? Ah, leave the TV and sit, come on. Omi’s food will get cold!” she motioned the chair that was empty.

He did as told, but kept his eyes locked on her “Director I must ask you an important question”

“Uh… ok?”

He nodded as his chopsticks grabbed some rice “Are you maybe a twist?”

Everyone turned to him, confused, but not surprised. The young woman found herself blinking in confusion too “…Twist?”

Masumi nodded in agreement “You can twist my heart anytime you want”

No one even tried to contradict the young boy, still trying to decipher Citron’s meaning.

“I don’t think Citron means twist”

“…Twix”

“Yeah Hyodo sure, Citron meant Twix. I swear your brain is a fucking sugar cube”

“You are sweet like a twix to me, director”

“Ugh, someone tell the Psycho Stalker off”

“Y-yuki-kun!”

“Citron, I don’t think your phrasing is right” Tsumugi laughed as he saw everyone starting to debate. 

The foreigner crossed his arms, deep his thought “Mmm… this word is meant to be a clone… of another person! Is it close enough, Tsumugi?”

“C-clone?!” Taichi looked up from his seat, eyes wide open “Director has a clone?!”

“Guys, come on...”

“Mhm… I might be wrong, but maybe Citron meant if our dear director has a twin?”

Citron gasped “Twin, yes! Azuma’s wisdom is as always precise!”

The winter member received the compliment from the blond with a soft laugh as the rest frowned. Sakuya raised his hand from the other side of the table “U-Um! Why do you say that, Citron-san?”

“You have sisters?” Tasuku raised his eyebrows at Izumi.

“Of course not! I’m an only child”

“But that cannot be. I saw you with my two very eyes!”

“Me?”

He nodded seriously, getting up from the chair and turning on the TV again “I will demonstrate now, the director’s clone!”

Izumi sighed. Why couldn’t they have a normal night? Just for once. It was weekday for christ’s sake. The sudden gasps and exclamations brought her back to reality.

“It really looks like Izumi-san!”

“She looks younger though, is it really her?”

“Waaah, director you are moving so beautifully!”

“Wait, seriously?”

Izumi got up and approached the TV screen, concerned for the amount of attention it was getting “Come on, how can I-“

“That is you, isn’t it?” Sakyo pointed the TV with his head.

As everyone came to the realization that it was indeed Izumi. the woman in question stood there, watching her younger self.

“Oh, you meant that!” she sat on the arm of the couch, forgetting dinner and the fact that everybody was still trying to make sense of it. Their director? In TV? “It’s not been that long but... ” she laughed “Might be the one and only time I made it for a play in a performance, come to think of it!”

Kazunari, who was at that point recording the whole situation, turned his phone towards her in awe “I am beyond SHOCK, director! What play? How come we didn’t know you danced so well? Any declarations?”

She pushed the phone away from her, laughing “I did my studies and entered in the dancing club from my university for a change of peace”

“But this amazing choreography? The moves? Not to mention you are totes on TV!”

She looked  back at the TV and a smiled appeared. Competing in friendly dancing competitions had been nice at the time “That program shows musicals, right? My university dancing club just happened to want to enter the competition and we decided to do a mute dancing play trying to tell a story without speaking. Forgot it had been recorded then”

Everyone stopped talking and looked at each other.

“…Oh”

“That’s right”

“Director had another life before Mankai…”

“Feels weird to think about it”

Izumi blinked confused. Of course, she had tried to make a life outside of acting! It had been rough, but she had had to come to terms with herself that she had to move on, at the time.

“Ey, ey, director let’s dance too!” Misumi grabbed her by the arm and pulled her to the courtyard. She found herself stumbling to keep up.

“W-whoah, Misumi-kun, we haven’t finished eating!”

He laughed releasing her as he tried to copy what they all had watched “That looked fun! What other dances did you do?”

Izumi laughed at his excitment.

“Well, there was nothing specific…?” she listed a few songs on the top of her head. The rest of the dorm gathered around the frames of the courtyard, watching curiously. 

“I also want to see director’s dancing!”

“Anyone has a phone?”

“On it~”

“Enough! Why are you…” Sakyo came out too, ready to start scolding when one of the songs mentioned before started playing and saw Izumi’s bright face.

It was as if some kind of adrenaline had been injected into her, enough to make her body start moving along the music, not a single movement being wasted.

It had been a while.

                                       ………………………………

“Oh my, such a stunning view… the turning of grand jetes! If this moment was to be engraved…”

Hisoka frowned next to him “Arisu… you’re too loud. Can’t enjoy it” 

“Director… is really good!” Sakuya was practically beaming as he watched Izumi moving around “She looks like a fairy!”

No one there disagreed. Her movements flowed, taking away the breath of every person in that familiar audience. Izumi had never been able to act well, but somehow her dancing expressed more than she could in a play.

Omi smiled at the view and crossed his arms “A pity I left the camera in my room” he looked at his left and saw how Sakyo looked at her.

The blond’s eyes followed her figure entranced, not moving an inch.

A few minutes later, Izumi stopped, breathing heavily after song. She looked up, greeted by a big amount of applause. Were those claps for her? Her cheeks grew hot. She didn’t remember last time she got an applause and smiled bashfully.

“Fufu that was wonderful, Izumi-san”

“Epic. I think I just fell in love all over again, director! Gonna need to post the clip on my instablam!”

“Not bad. I guess currian has another thing she’s good at, uh”

“Well, if we ever have a dancing play, now we know who to ask for notes, isn’t that right, Tsuzuru?” 

Taichi gasped in excitement looking at the scriptwriter “Oh man, I definitely want to do a dancing play now, girls would love it!”

Of course, as theatre fanatics as they were, the conversation headed into their future performances.

“Maybe like a musical?”

“But dancing as you act is…”

“I want to do a triangle dance in our play!”

Izumi laughed, gaining everyone’s attention “Okay, okay, this is enough. Let’s go back and finish dinner. Can’t believe you all tricked me to dance in front of you, geez” she still felt her breath uneven from the workout.

“But you did look beautiful out there, director” Tsumugi smiled as he pushed a complaining Taichi and entranced Masumi inside.

Tasuku sighed as he watched everyone returning to their normal behaviors “Well, I guess we must thank you are more an acting addict than a dancer” he sent a small smile to Izumi, placing a hand on her shoulder and going inside to help the adults tame the youngest.

Izumi was about to follow when she heard Sakyo’s voice from behind “You danced well”

“Ah, Sakyo-san, thanks”

He dropped his eyes momentarily before looking at everyone going back to finish dinner inside “…Think you will miss it? Dancing like that”

Izumi lifted her head up and closed her eyes, enjoying the night’s breeze. She had set it aside for so long she hadn’t really been able to think about it.

Dancing to her was like turning back the clock, returning to a previous life that might have been good. However, she had always felt something was missing. 

She smiled tenderly. Just thinking about everyone at the dorm made her heart go warm. 

“It’s become a good memory to keep”

She tore her gaze away from the night sky to smile at him, assuring him that she was being honest to those words just said.

True. She had loved dancing, but theatre? Ah.

That was her life.

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I enjoyed it a lot, hopefully, you guys did too. Have a wonderful day!  💕

[literaphobe]

season four of she-ra rated by catradora content

the coronation: okay so... rightfully. there’s nothing i should be appraising here. adora and catra didn’t interact or bring each other up at all. but bro... catra’s new outfit... the best character of season four. i’m kidding but also she is so hot. catra seems to be dealing w the portal incident by framing it as a victory, since the rebellion was hurt by it. but also who cares. who fucking cares man. her arc this episode was about her deciding to make hordak her little bitch and design a new sexy outfit. that adora did NOT talk about nor seem visually affected by >:( yes, this entire season will be measured by how much i think it was a missed opportunity that adora did not get to thirst. jk but also am i? 500000000/10 for catra’s new look, 0/10 for official catradora stuff

the valley of the lost: god...... this episode. i know it’s like one of the few catradora moments we have this season already but it makes me LIVID that adora said that flirty ass line and catra never even got to hear it. anyway, let’s begin properly. double trouble seeks catra out and says they’re gonna be her new best friend. catra says “oh, yeah? i’m done with best friends”, making it official that she and adora broke up 😔 like friend broke up oh my god 😔 KFKSKDKD like we been knew but i think it is so dramatic and funny of catra to announce that she’s never having a best friend again because adora broke her heart 😔💔 i mean i know it’s also like sad but let’s keep it light ok uwu anyway. sigh. double trouble! auditions for catra! by pretending to be her in battle! which is great for them, but not for me and my hang ups about adora bringing back a flirty line catra said to her in season one and winking and then catra doesn’t hear or see ANY of it. sigh. let’s go through the scene. adora sees who she thinks is catra run in and say “hey! careful with the goods”, pouncing on adora and taking her down. adora tosses dt!catra into the walkway above and they get a cut on their face. not sure whether this is meant to signify adora pulling less of her punches around catra or double trouble just not being as agile as catra is in combat. it’s probably the latter because when you think about it, throwing catra away is much more of a defensive tactic than an offensive one. anyway! double trouble still does a more or less good job fighting adora as catra. huntara calls adora over and is like hi adora! could you stop fighting ur gf for one fucking second? we need you to do literally anything else. and adora (who has NO IDEA she’s not fighting her ACTUAL gf) is like :( wait no what really?? ok :( one sec tho lemme pull off this super cool sexy farewell thing before i stop fighting catra i’ve been practicing it for years u kno kinda been working up to doing this bit. and then she. grabs dt!catra after stopping them from running away, and grabs this trap thingy to trap them against the side of this wall. “i got something more important to do :) it was fun distracting you though ;)” and she actually WINKS and she looks SO PROUD of her damn self but it means pretty much NOTHING because that’s not ACTUALLY catra :( wtf :( the worst thing about this whole situation is that adora clearly wanted to do her whole super strong super powered thing and then go BACK to catra and like.... gloat or something.... flirt some more.... kiss her.... i don’t know. but dt!catra is gone because they’re good at getting out of tight spots, and adora is like “how did she get out of that? :( i wanted to see more of her tf....” anyway double trouble, scorpia, and catra are escaping in a skiff after this. catra thinks double trouble did marvelously. “i grew up with adora, and you fooled her” well catra. i’m very sorry. but if i were adora seeing you in that new look for the first time, i wouldn’t be checking to see if u were ooc. i would be.... hm idk.... flirting with you as hard as possible? like i know i complained that we never got a proper reaction from adora re catra’s new outfit, but i think we could interpret this scene as a lapse in adora’s morals <3 like she gave catra such a hard stare the last time they saw each other, and the next time they saw each other (after this) adora glared at her too, but somehow this time she’s all 👅👅👅👅👅it was fun distracting you ;) ;) ;) like ok. slow down there horn dog. “if you can do that, we can do anything. this is gonna be fun...” catra :( perhaps you would have more fun :( if you suggestively fought with adora :( yourself? :( 8/10

flutterina: catra’s having bad dreams :( her mistakes and past actions are haunting her and the guilt is messing her up so bad :( so what am i choosing to focus on? the fact that adora was in her dream :) dream!adora looks Angry and dream!catra is scared and backing away :( a quick callback to when adora gave catra an angry Look when she destroyed the portal, and catra looked scared for a second before her face hardened back to something equally pissed off looking. so this dream obviously tells us that the thought of adora genuinely just hating and being pissed off at catra... hurts and scares her. because we all know that she loves adora and just wants adora to love her back! but.... ya lmao. dream!adora asks “why did you do it?!” reminiscent of what she said last season, but angrier this time. and we all know that catra doesn’t really know why. sometimes things torture you so bad and you do stuff that you can’t come up with sound or logical reasons for. u would rather keep running or keep deflecting, and so catra deflects dream!adora’s questions by waking up. i wonder if catra dreams about adora more than what we’re shown in this scene. i also REALLY wanna know if adora dreams of catra. i want more :( why this season gotta be the fucking break up season bro :( like i KNOW they’re thinking of each other. gimme the content :( for now, let’s skip ahead to💔 their only real interaction this season💔 holy fuck. stay strong u guys. stay strong me. i think it’s very offensive of she-ra to not give me a catradora heavy season every season? like yeah this season is good but god at what cost? they should’ve known i was going to do an evaluation? :/ that i was gonna rate each ep out of ten according to how much catradora content there was? :/ the fuck bros. ,,,,anyway, let’s get to the actual scene. catra’s walking around w an ipad and scorpia is talking to her. catra looks like. v serious and :| and >:/ BUT when scorpia asks about she-ra catra becomes >:) and >:D “she-ra was in elberon, which means she’s nearby.” “do you think she’ll try some secret attack? :0” “;D oh i’m counting on it ;)” fucking god catra can you just flirt normally??? like be horny in a normal way??????? u can just ask adora out on a date. have u tried that? i know she blocked u for nearly destroying the world but adora’s a hoe ❤️ she would’ve said yes ❤️ u don’t need to kidnap a town as an excuse to see her ❤️ yes i know she did it to plant flutterina!DT into the rebellion as a spy but shhhhh ❤️ we finally get to the most GORGEOUS “hey adora”,,, ever because it’s the only hey adora of this season 💔 i looked back and we did not get a ‘hey adora’ last ep. honestly, adora should’ve figured it wasn’t catra JUST from the lack of greeting. catra is fucking POLITE ok :( anyway. it’s so homophobic that we only got ONE “hey adora” in THAT LOOK but..... it’s okay. because it’s such a good one. catra’s hand is propping her face up and she just looks so pretty.... the way she SAYS the hey adora too like bros... how we holding up? bad? she’s posing and lounging so prettily... “took you long enough to show up” HHHHH why does she sound like a gf who’s a little :/ that her gf showed up late for their date.... bro....... must she SMILE that prettily..... also adora’s reaction... she goes :0 and her EYES get this like ‘oh wow’ look for a Moment right before she remembers she’s supposed to be mad when she sees catra then she’s like >:( CATRA >:( and like. let’s dissect that look for a moment? it’s almost like AWE but why??? why would she be at all surprised to see catra??? catra is IN the horde like. she got happy for a moment until she remembered she’s meant to be mad. good bye <3 i will now be passing away <3 “seriously. i thought i’d have to kidnap another town to get your attention” TO GET. YOUR ATTENTION. HHHHH HELP THEY’RE GAY...... BRO WHY.............. THE GAYNESS UNMATCHED..... anyway catra continues like OH RIGHT u were at a PARTY feeling SPECIAL and adora.... oof oh fuck she COLD she was like skip the SPEECH i’m done playing your GAMES and she like reminds catra of the portal and they just... oof this really IS the breakup season it’s so brutal bros :( can’t they just kiss :( like nooooo don’t stare at each other angrily you’re so sexy aha OK BUT... at the end after catra runs away and adora’s getting hugged by flutterina and everyone’s cheering for her... she lets her ‘catra BAD’ and ‘yay haha rebellion for the win! :)’ facade drop for a moment... and she gets this really sad look on her face that makes u think.... and the next scene we see catra sitting on the ledge of where she and adora used to sit together? and she looks real upset too???? they hate being enemies. 9/10

pulse: in this ep adora fucking SHUSHED spinnerella and netossa while they were bickering and like... ok wow. rude :/ adora straight up was like ok HAHA WOW we GET IT ur HAPPY y’all have WIVES and iiiiiii don’t HAVE a GIRLFRIEND because my crush is EVIL :( on the other hand, we find out that catra is meeting up regularly with double trouble to get intel. it’s very funny because she’s like yeah yeah WHATEVER what can u tell me about SHE-RA >:( like girl? u are not subtle ❤️ catra literally met double trouble and said let’s be friends with benefits ❤️ the benefits? you spy on adora and tell me everything about what she does ❤️ was she pretty today ❤️ haha jk she’s pretty everyday ❤️ here’s some bitcoin for your troubles ❤️ AND THEN the next time double trouble facetimes catra they transform into bow and glimmer to roast them and catra is at most unamused and annoyed but BUT when double trouble pretends to be she-ra catra’s like HAHAHAHDJSJDJSJD OMG,,,, INSPIRED FAM,,,, SO FUNNY TOP PEAK COMEDY,,,, ABSOLUTE LEGEND,,,,,, SHOW ME SHE-RA AGAIN,,,,, u know that thing where you find people who you’re attracted to way funnier than they actually are? ya :-) apparently catra doesn’t even need the Actual she-ra/adora to lose her shit. she just needs to see a physical representation of her and it’s suddenly Peak Comedy. someone once pointed out that this moment was the last time catra was happy all season and... can we take a fucking second to cry about that. haha 💔 anyway double trouble is happy that they finally cracked the code to making catra go from ARGH >:( to HAHAHAHAHAH :D so they give her she-ra intel as a treat ❤️ “she-ra’s going back out to destroy the bot that hurt her friend” “ugh 🙄 typical heroic adora plan” shut up bitch u dream of her lips on yours!!!!!! 7/10

protocol: no rights for white boys ❤️ 0/10

princess scorpia: well, nothing! but since i’m scouring i might as well say the line where catra says “you don’t need a princess in your life telling you what to do!” to hordak she’s actually talking about her and adora haha i mean duh :-) anyway since i’m here can i talk about how hot catra is again this season. i’m madly in love did y’all see her from behind? even her back view is beautiful i am going to combust <3 2/10

mer-mysteries: what a great episode! 0/10

boys’ night out: catra gets banned from doing war crimes because hordak wants to do the war crimes all by himself and this is a real bummer because there’s an even SMALLER chance she’ll bump into adora now :( jk ik she was avoiding her this season because the guilt was eating her alive haha :-) also glimmer and adora fought and we all know that ‘but the rebellion’s in a worse place than ever since you showed up’ is like a very :( line but when u think about it it’s true because adora joining the rebellion pissed catra off so much she became an antagonistic force driving most of the conflict in the series up to this point in the story JFJDDJDJDJ like imagine if they brought catra up in this convo ‘i’m doing my BEST glimmer :(‘ ‘ok but what can we do about your terrible taste in evil women????? was ur catgirl gf ex really worth it????? did she hit that different???? did the catgirl ***** slap that hard????’ 1.5/10

hero: man mara is so hot! 0/10

fractures: scorpia said catra’s name in front of adora... ‘shadow weaver! and at bright moon! everything is making so much sense about why catra’s been acting the way she has’ and adora’s reaction is so interesting.... she goes from this ‘catra....’ look to this ‘catra >:(‘ look and like it’s interesting to see catra’s psyche explained to adora like this and it’s clearly something that makes adora feel bad but then she remembers the bad stuff catra did and forces herself to focus on that. 5/10 for that alone lmao

beast island: bow being very upset and annoyed and disappointed in glimmer is a fun little parallel to how adora has felt about catra’s descent into the darkness. you feel doubly upset and doubly betrayed when someone you’re in love with goes against what you stand for, and the goodness you know they’re capable of but aren’t showing. 1/10

destiny part 1: ‘i’ll be happy when the rebellion and she-ra are gone for good!!!’ are u sure about that catra :/ 1/10

destiny part 2: catra gets into a huge fight with some dude and right after she sort of collects herself after barely beating him she hears “hey, catra” and she completely freezes up. she’s been so proactive with avoiding adora all season... and the moment in 4x03 nearly doesn’t count because she was acting specifically to get double trouble snuck into the rebellion. aside from a necessary interaction in which she was far away and removed from adora anyway.... where she was far enough away to smile and laugh and manipulate the situation.... she hasn’t wanted to see adora at all, clearly. and having this happen now, right after one of her worst fights, right after she thought she was going to win... “no. you can’t do this. you can’t come in and take this from me now.” “woah, i knew this would get a rise out of you, but still, you really are obsessed, aren’t you, kitten?” and catra’s standing there like 👁👄👁 until double trouble reveals themself and says stuff that :( hurts :( i am not going to repeat until i get to anything catradora relevant because i don’t wanna be bummed out ok hoes 😔 anyway double trouble becomes adora again and is like “didn’t need you... left you” and puts catra’s hand on adora’s cheek...... and then shoves catra???? rude :( 7/10

[fullsunalicia]

can u do what it would be like to workout with 127

sure bubs! thank you for requesting 💞

Moon Taeil

honestly, taeil isnt that big on exercising ?? like he keeps fit and healthy, but he doesn’t go out of his way. remember the promise he made to donghyuck about never getting a sixpack?? yeah that lmao

when he does though, he forces you to do it with him all! the! time! this is a team effort miss y/n and if u think he’s going to let you sleep peacefully like the angel you are, you are WRONG 😤

ends up just throwing himself on you for some cuddle time after like, 20 minutes. well done sir. we’re proud of you !!

Seo Youngho

THIS MAN ??? IS SO WELL BUILT?? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????? well obviously you have but GODDAMN the muscle on this man... i feel like working out with him would be hell ngl

never forces you to join him, but you try it out of curiousity !! and damn do you regret it like. how does he do this. how does he keep doing the situps i ... like .... help? LMAO

trust me you’ll give up soon - but he doesn’t want you to feel left out and makes you sit on his back while he does pushups!! very cute!! BUT ALSO GENUINELY TERRIFYING H O W DO YOU DO THAT JOHNNY

Lee Taeyong

do guys know that video of nct 127 exercising where taeyong just flops to the ground like a tired baby.. yeah that... that’s exactly what working out with taeyong is like

don’t lie to us mister!!! we know you are RIPPED and those muscles aren’t gaining themselves by magic!! teach y/n your ways right now 😤

he’ll try and workout seriously with you but honestly, all taeyong wants is to cradle you against his chest and leave kisses over your face and have a breakfast date. can you do that with him? pls??

Nakamoto Yuta

our lord and saviour yuta, the only man ever to seriously work out with you and help you keep up with him. if you’re more athletic than him, even better! teach him your ways y/n sensei

finds it actually really cute that you want to workout with him, so the entire thing is gonna be a cute experience. like,, you guys praising each other after every minute of holding the plank?? sweetly kissing each other while you help the other stretch?? UWU

10/10 would definitely do again, but not tomorrow tho. too lazy to do all that stuff tomorrow. how about monday

Kim Doyoung

bunny boy doesn’t exercise that often, i think?? like taeil, he keeps fit with a healthy diet and practising lots, but he would be down to workout with you if that’s what you wanted to do

he’ll get lazy pretty soon; this hardworking bub barely gets any rest, so he uses the opportunity to sit down and watch as you whine over your plank lmao. rewards you with a kiss every half minute tho

NEVER ask him to help you stretch. it’s not gonna end with stretching. if you get what i mean 👁👄👁

Jung Jaehyun

HIS COMPETITIVE ASS. i know for a FACT jaehyun would turn the entire thing into a competition. it’s peaceful until he bets you on who can hold the plank longer and you’re gonna regret saying yes. don’t say yes it’s a trap

spoiler alert: you say yes anyways because the prize for holding it longer is k-bbq and who can say no to that 😤 jaehyun is a monster. he giggles and laughs at you while you huff and puff and try to out-plank him but sadly, you lose

pays for the k-bbq anyways because jaehyun has big sugar daddy energy and he can’t say no to your puppy dog eyes lmao y/n nation keeps winning

Kim Jungwoo

... you want to exercise? but why? why can’t you guys just lazily lounge on the couch and make out for like two hours and then cuddle again :(

ngl it takes more convining then you thought it would, but the second you jut your lip out and bat your eyelashes at jungwoo, he’s a goner. you’ve got this man wrapped around your little finger. you could convince him to buy a mansion with that look

for someone who didn’t want to do this at first, he gets so into it ?? like ?? at the end, you’re the one who’s tiredly sprawled over the ground and he’s still doing his damn push-ups??? jungwoo????????????

Dong Sicheng

the muscles on this man.... goddamn. are you rlly sure you want to workout with him?? it takes HOURS with sicheng and it’s the reason why everyone in wayv refuses to exercise with him, except for yukhei. yukhei is on drugs. that’s the only reasonable reason why

though, sicheng is very happy you just want to spend time with him doing something he enjoys, so he’ll take it easy. maybe asks you to go jog with him while you share your airpods, and he plays the playlist he made for u :(( mom i love him

listen if you think you can back out of this.... you are wrong........... you’re going to do this for the entire five hours and you’re going to suffer . but also the Sicheng Smile? worth it

Mark Lee

uhhhhhhhhhhh. mark is going to be a lil confused why you would choose a workout over a good old movie night, but it’s not like he can say no to your pretty face?????????? this man is simping for you 24/7, he legally cannot reject anything you propose

i can see him being someone who regularly works out - with yuta maybe, or johnny - but he’s never thought about working out with you. obviously, he’s going to giggle the entire time and working out soon turns into a tickle fight.

somehow, the workout still turns into a movie night???????? you win only this time mr mark lee

Lee Donghyuck

this brat. haechan whines the second you even pronounce the e in exercising because why exercise when you can burn calories by making out??? why not cuddle????? why not go shopping????????? WHY NOT EAT

he gave taeil a promise, y/n!!! he’s not allowed to have a sixpack!!!!!! don’t make him break his promise!!!!!!!!! though he’s still dragged outside with you to go jogging, but he’s going to complain the entire time. if you want him to shut up, you should kiss him. his words, not mine. LMAO

ends up throwing you over his shoulder and running back home. it’s the adrenaline fueling him rn. he’s still the weakest in nct dream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[woozisnoots]

eboy!joshua hong 

° pairing: joshua x emma reader ° word count: 1.1K ° genre: fluff ° warnings: none ° a/n: this is dedicated to my soulmate @haosvteen​​ i love you and you deserve the entire world 💞 there are mean people in this world but just know that joshua and i would never treat you like that eboy or not 🥺

masterlist!

[breathes]

okAY HERE WE GO

you and joshua were actually childhood friends

well kinda,,, not really

his family moved in across the street from your house

you help your mom bake cookies as a welcome gift and his parents are like

“wOW what a really nice neighborhood, don’t you think so joshy?”

...jOSHY ? ?

and then you notice there’s like a tiny guy hiding behind his mom’s legs

he softly whispers “thank you”

but honestly you didn’t know if what was him or the fly that just passed your ear bc it was so q u i e t

he do be kinda cute tho ngl

after a couple days, your parents soon found out that you guys were going to the same elementary school together

so they conducted a parent meeting

and as a result:

CARPOOL

BABYSITTING

PLAYDATES

FAMILY GET TOGETHERS

all this happening while you and josh are sitting next to each other in the corner

staying like 5 feet apart

cuz like,,, you didn’t ask for this?

it’s like they were forcing you guys to be friends

when you have some of your o w n

big ‘hop off my d**k’ energy

it’s not like he tries to make an effort to talk to you either

(joshua shy boi uwu)

so that dynamic goes on for years until high school rolls around

you don’t really share any classes together cuz he’s in more advanced classes than you are

but like,,, you have photography with him? you need the credits okay

you don’t even have each other’s numbers bc what’s the point?

all those years joshua has stayed the same: quiet, timid, carefree in his own nature

(total gentleman vibes ya feel)

you’ve stayed relatively the same as well

your families regularly meet at least once every week or so

while your parents chatted away, you and josh would speak little as 5 words to each other every time

sipping on your own drinks

sometimes his parents would ask josh to play the guitar

you were n e v e r gonna tell him this

but you secretly loved those moments bc he looked hella attractive

the day after you guys ate dinner together, you see josh walk in to your photography class

your day immediately went from

:|

to

:O

BECAUSE yesterday, he looked like this:

TODAY, he walks in looking like THIS:

(hot)

w h a t the f u c k

there was no way josh converted into e b o y culture in less than 24 hours

class starts but you barely pay aNY attention

knowing you’re gonna have to face HIM sooner or later

;)

wELL guess you had to face him NOW since your teacher just announced that you’d be in the same group as him for a photography project

you’re internally freaking out

he talks to the other girl that you guys are also grouped up with

and you notice he’s being,,, rather flirty

and now you have the sudden reflex to want to punch a wall?

like the josh you know talks to no girls

now he wants to suddenly wife up a random girl?

>:(

before you could do anything, josh starts walking towards you

but he just continues walking past you

and just says

“see you”

W T F

he probs gave that girl his phone number, address, date of birth, social security number

and you get a ‘see you’ ?

he didn’t add the ‘later’ after it like ??

what kind of gentleman behavior do you call this?

betrayal?

you do not get josh off your mind for the entireee day

half bc his transformation still has you shook af

and the other half is the fact that you are still furious

you might just give him a piece of your mind

so you go home and get ready to go over to his house

kinda nervous bc this is the first time going in voluntarily

but at the front of your house, josh is ALREADY there in his car

looking at you like t h i s:

and you could have sworn you melted

you hear him unlock his car and say

“get in loser we’re going shopping”

(cue tik tok sound)

i’m sorry… LOSER?

you were flabbergasted and was about to refuse

ugh but the way he nudged his head to the side signaling for you to come sit next to him in the passenger sit

HOW COULD YOU HAVE SAID NO

:3

so you get in the car, he drives to the mall, and for some unknown reason he’s shopping for clothes

he says it’s for the photography project and you’re just like oh

OH

wait but that means

WAIT

YOU HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF HIM LOOKING LIKE THAT

nononono

you might combust

you guys go into this one store

josh grabs a few articles of clothing

some rings

and some c h a i n s

you denied him a beanie bc you said he looked better without one

wait did you just say that

he goes into the fitting room

and comes out

“how do you like this look?”

:o

“...”

:O

“yn?”

“okay,, are you doing this to mess with me or are you being serious?”

stupidstupidstupid

as if things weren’t awkward enough

you just popped the cap off congratulations

“what if i am messing with you?”

ahahahaha

what? :)

he did all this just make you look like a c l o w n

FOR WHAT BRO FOR WHAT

you hear laughter and footsteps coming your way towards the fitting room

you try and make your exist to save yourself from the uncomfortable atmosphere

but then josh grabs yours wrist and hauls into the fitting room with him

oh yes

you are in a fitting room with joshua hong

[you’re welcome]

your back hits against the wall while josh traps you by gently placing his hands just slightly next to the sides of your face

he leans in, close enough to whisper in your ear

“you know i’ve liked you since we were kids right? i guess you never noticed”

you couldn’t tell if it was what he said or his breathing that sent chills down your spine

“i’ll take note that you like the eboy look tho. didn’t know you were that type.”

from the corner of your eye, you could see the smirk that formed on his lips and before you could mutter out a response

you feel his lips touch your cheek

it lasted for 2.5 seconds

you almost stuttered at the loss contact

“till next time sweetheart”

and with that he swung open the fitting room door and walked out

leaving you to rot in awe