#( SORRY FOR THE YAPPAGE )

[timbit-robin-art]

since you like tim drake AND gambit can i present to you my idea of them having a superhero teamup and they call themselves the bō boys. donatello from tmnt can come too.

This is very perfect. My two scrungos use bang/bō, and I get to join them one day if I keep training. I’m very excited to be a bō boi as well.

I want to draw a little comic with these two. Tim learned bōjutsu through Lady Shiva, while Gambit learns through the Guild of Thieves. In a shared universe, it’s not totally impossible to say that Lady Shiva gave the Thieves Guild bōjutsu training (I can see the Assassins Guild disgracing the League of Assassins, which leaves Lady Shiva to seek out the Thieves Guild to deal with them). Imagine Tim’s surprise when he recognizes some of Gambit’s moves.

As for Donatello, I unfortunately don’t know anything about TMNT, other than the orange one is Michelangelo (I learned that from The Lego Movie… hey, why do all of my recent posts mention Legos?). But look, Tim and Gambit rescued a turtle off of the side of the road, and both agreed to name it Donatello (yes, after the TMNT himself; Tim has actually met him, because that one Batman comic is mainline canon in my heart. “This is where I watched my parents die, Rafael.” “Cowabummer.”).

[abstract-hellbender]

what if hey were cowboys,,, all im saying...

[marbled-love]

Who's you fav mlp character???? Also love the art!!!!!^_^

firstly!!! tysm?!? ur art is also super cute!!!!!!!! NOW.... TO ELABORATE ON MY FAVS 😈😈😈😈😈

🦋FLUTTERSHY... ok so she is such an obvious and well-loved choice for a fav BUT I CANT HELP IT!!!!! ive loved her ever since i was kid like i could always relate to her and she was super cute and like. come on. SHE LIVES IN A COTTAGE. AND CARES FOR ANIMALS. THATS THE FUCKING DREAAMMMMMM RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the mane six along side flutters rainbowdash was also a HUGE fav of mine as a kid, as a whole i love them all but fluttershy holds a special place in my heart fr ❤❤❤ 🫧MUFFINS/DERPY... im not sure if its ok to still call her derpy???? BUT EITHER WAY just like w/ fluttershy she was one of those characters that i just latched onto especially w/ all the fanart that people made of her... i loved her crossed eyes n how silly n clumsy she was cuz i was also lowkey a clumsy kid (i still am and im an adult now!!!) and just. how could u not like her look at her face. LOOK AT HER. 🎧DJPON-3/VINYL SCRATCH... ANOTHER BACKGROUND PONY THAT I FELL INLOVE WITH..... again, all the fanart of her is what rlly rlly pulled me in to her character... i LOOOOVE her so freaking MUCH!!!!! i love her energy and that she's a dj she fits her talent so perfectlyyyyy GRAHHH i also LOVE her sunglasses thats one thing design-wise that drew me in too.. characters w/ sunglasses my beloved ❤❤❤ 🌙PRINCESS LUNA... i feel like she's another thats kinda obvious for like why she'd be a fav, like fluttershy, i rlly rlly latched onto her as a kid and that love has never rlly died down!!! i rlly struggled w/ my mental health as a kid and seeing luna's struggles (even if it wasnt anything ground breaking lol) made me feel less alone n i could rlly relate to her for that!! plus pony that can make it night time??? thats fucking awesome i love the moon and stars HELLO??? luna's softer like more introverted personality also just made me rlly connect w/ her so she's always been up there in my favs 🎆TEMPEST SHADOW... WHERE DO I EVEN BEGINNN W/ TEMPEST OH MY GODDD i am SUCH a hardcore fan of hers i absolutely LOVE her characterization, her backstory goes hard, her design goes evener HARDER, like im fr so obsessed w/ her i LOOVE the song she sings in the movie n i just love how they made her go from this pony who felt so badly hurt and betrayed by her friends that it made her lose faith to learning that its ok move on and heal and like let herself form relationships again after so long of dwelling on the past like THAT GOES HARD!!!! I FUCKING LOVE HER 🎶SWEETIE BELLE... ok for sweetie belle im gonna be so fr i dont have a ton of reasons for why i like her... she can be a little annoying at times but shes so freaking silly i love her dynamic w/ apple bloom and scootaloo n watching her quest to get her cutie mark w/ her friends was just too cute ❤❤ i DO feel like the cmc all getting like.. the same cutiemark basically was kinda wild like i do think its rlly cute that they all got the same talent but also. all 3 of them had their own little things that they liked/were GOOD at like for sweetie belle it was singing!!! i wish they had each gotten their own thing but im not mad at what the show ended up doing.. lowkey wish their cutie marks matched each of them as individuals tho cuz the colors dont rlly fit each of them the same 🗻MAUD PIE... i dontttt remember if i ever got to see her in the show when i was younger cuz i. might've stopped watching by the time she was introduced but getting back into mlp now that im older i like. fucking love her man. she SCREAMS autism to me (and like everyone else im sure) i can relate to her a LOT n i love how passionate she is abt rocks its so cute i love rocks too girl u get me ❤ 🍁AUTUMN BLAZE... IM GONNA BE SO FR I DONT THINK IVE PROPERLY WATCHED THE EPISODE(S?) SHES IN BUT IVE READ EVERYTHING I CAN ABT HER AND SHES JUST SOO SILLY i absolutely love kirin as a species in mlp n how theyre so nature centered they bring me so much joy.. i cant say MUCH of why i like her its like indescribable i just rlly rlly love her <3333

I HAVE. MANY MORE FAVS. BUT THESE R CHARS THAT FIRST COME TO MIND IDK I LOVE THEM. i also gotta admit. i havent finished watching mlp. so idk a lot of the later characters and i KNOW i rlly need to get to finishing it BUT THERES SO MUCH.......... ill get to it i promise................... thank u for coming to my yap session

[petrichorium]

i would like to hear about how you and Capitano came to be. and also what his kisses are like. aaaand. where he likes to grab you most :3c

answering these out of order bc the first is Lengthy so its going under the cut....... capitano kisses me sooooooo gingerly tbh he has to hold himself back so much. if hes not careful he'll go in for a quick peck on his way out and suddenly he's got his tongue down my throat in front of all his aides and every servant in the manor 😭😭😭 when we r alone its less about propriety and more bc he doesnt wanna overwhelm me so its always a game of me goading him into something heavier.

i think he is a waist grabber above all else....... very prone to putting two big ol hands on either side to set me somewhere (his desk, the edge of the tub, a balcony railing, etc) and just not quite letting go.............. also a frequent corset ripper bc those damn things just get in the way too much. likes to run his fingers up my spine to make my back arch while his thumb is pressed into my stomach n kinda squeeze. and ofc a huge fan of slinging an arm around my waist n throwing me over his shoulder ty.

The full capitano story is sooooo long and convoluted i fear LMFAOOOOOO and possibly subject to change when he actually shows up pfft but for now its the selfship where i dabble in the dynamic being kinda fucked up 🫣 he actually kills my first suitor and then subsequently the two husbands i have before he swoops in and basically pulls rank to marry me himself. there r "valid" reasons for all three of these he'd like to think he would let me be if i found a good man but clearly im incapable of it so he fancies himself a bit of a guardian ig......... have said this before but he has creepy prinecess/knight in shining armor fantasies n justifies uh. killing all the men who have ever touched me w that.

the first one is just a suitor like i said; we’re not engaged yet but it’s all but an arranged marriage bc my family is. Basically being strongarmed into it. The kill happens at a hunt—I genuinely don’t know Capitano at all at this point, and he has No idea I exist.

i have to make my suitor a cutesy lil embroidered handkerchief as like a token of my affection but im like Hell No bc my suitor is A Piece Of Shit so i give it to capitano instead, bc hes so high ranking that my suitor cant rlly complain and he gets a lot so it doesnt rlly mean much. orrrrr rather it Shouldn't but jokes on me, he actually sees me hand it off to his aide and hes kinda Immediately infatuated.

so much so that when my suitor approaches him just before the hunt to basically wheedle him into handing it off, he refuses—in fact this specifically sparks a Very specific delusion of like. viewing me as a damsel in distress pleading for help.

its not premeditated at all but once the hunt begins he overhears my suitor and his friends saying some Very Rude And Then Explicit Things Abt Me and hes like nvm u have chosen death. its a hunt, nobodys gonna think anything of a stray arrow……….

and then when he sees my reaction (thinking it was an accident; feigned shock but Clearly relieved), im kinda done for, the obsession has sunk in. he keeps tabs on me from then on.

the first husband i marry like a year after the suitor’s death. he’s a fatui officer, one of capitano's own men who commands guards at zapolyarny palace. capitano still has not openly expressed interest and is in a bit of a self-deprecating moment of not wanting to approach me, and this guy’s one of his underlings and is v sweet and seems very into me so he lets it happen. we get married and for many years we r genuinely happy.

but then he starts to stray……. capitano learns of this quickly. he’s got informants still reporting p much everything i and everyone close to me do, so hes told when my husband starts frequenting brothels and spending a bit too much time out of the house. unfortunately hes out on a campaign so he cant take care of things himself; hes forced to transfer my husband to the front lines and let the battlefield finish the job.

which is fine, tho it means i never know about the cheating and for a good few years capitano deems me still too much in mourning for him to make a move—bc, like, from my perspective the love of my life had a terrible accident on the battlefield yk. he’s solidly decided hes the only one who can be trusted and Intends to finally make his interest known……. but he waits too long. he’s sent on a campaign which drags on far longer than intended and when he returns ive remarried.

the ceremony happened literal days before he arrived, so rushed his informants didn't even have the time to warn him. this one is another fatui, but the kind that grates on capitano. one of pantalone’s top men—a slimy financier with a gross little grin and fingers in every pie. a man far too assured when he seeks out capitano as soon as he settles in, walks into his office with the confidence of someone who knows more than he ought to.

he offers to whore me out. capitano isn't even sure what the man would have demanded in return, because he's cut him down the moment the words come out of his mouth.

he begins planning before the body is even removed, determined not to make the same mistakes again. frankly he'd have begun courting me that day but he gives me a bit of time to mourn first; lets me move back into my parents' home, keeps tabs on me enough to know when i finally begin to emerge from my chambers and allow visitation from friends.

the first ball i attend is when he approaches me. and it's hardly proper, he knows, to express such obvious interest in a widow of a mere few months, but he thinks my second husband would have done this if he could so capitano has no guilt. the marriage is so rushed he actually can't even attend—he's sent off on campaign suddenly before the ceremony, and though he's only supposed to be gone for a month he insists it proceed without him, all too anxious for what might happen if he doesn't lock me down.

and then it's a slow burn After we r married i fear bc i am so weepy and volatile for very obvious reasons n once im over that ive convinced myself it's a marriage of convenience (that he approached me bc i know how to manage a household and won't be too eager for his attention like a younger, less experienced bride would be) and he's actually. rlly flustered and a bit timid around me tho nobody would Know it lmfaoooooo hes terrified of scaring me off & is actually pretty content just seeing me around his manor so its a game of us flitting around each other for a while..........

eventually i think i do confront him bc we havent. consummated the marriage and that kinda ticks me off ("i get that it didnt mean much to you but damn u dont wanna touch ur wife that badly???") and hes like O.O bc HE was just leaving me to my own devices bc he didnt wanna overstep. very cliched i kiss him he gets a "if we dont stop now i wont be able to control myself" moment and then the floodgates r opened......... frankly its like a belated honeymoon the way we do Not leave my chambers for like two whole weeks. many confessions from him at that time i am v much left in a daze of holy shit wdym hes been in love w me for yrs and still has that handkerchief from when i was like nineteen

n e way thats it,,,,,, JKHSBDFJHB so long im sorry but there u go!!!

[markmentomoreef]

WONDERLUST / PD APOTHY, AND ,SUCK SPOILIES

I can already tell that Runt is gonna devastate me. Grizz has always been good at nailing true devastation within his characters, especially when it’s due to who they are in comparison to the people around them. With Dakota it was sad to watch him aspire to be heroes with people who didn’t want to. It was heartbreaking to see him and how hard he’s had to grow up despite also being the most kid like out of them all. To have so much youth despite losing it all. To watch him interact with everyone, (his aunt in particular) making sure they were okay and safe, and to treat the villains they way he did because he’s a HERO. Dakota is depressing because he’s just a kid. He’s a kid in an adult world. He’s clinging on to what childhood he has left. It’s not much.

Rumi is devestating to watch because you are actively watching someone obsess over something that leads to the death of a loved one. A person who loses everything because of their dependency on false hope. You watch as the confidence their way through killing gods, “dealing” with Thanatos, falling in love with Peter, and then you watch everything they’ve come to know CRASH.

Arthur. You fucking travesty. This man’s entire reason for being heartbreaking is who he’s had to be because of the people he knows/knew. All this angst, these years of build up has turned him into the monster he fought. He is so devestating because he wants to change everything he is and sees.

Runt. My darling. I have only known her for a day and I love her with all my damn heart. She is just a kid and it’s DEVASTATING. I can already tell she’s going to make me sad, and that grizz will excel at making me sob my eyes out. I’m so excited.

[blanktrouser]

Where did op get this picture of me

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to

[spinecutter]

bros i am not doing too hot

[toffeebrews]

COLOR DESIGN EXCEPT ITS RUSHED AND ON MY PHONE SO IF IT LOOKS BAD IM SORRY

extra yappage under the cut

- idea taken from @howlsofbloodhounds that he has a satchel. I made it a satchel and a backpack? He switches to whichever is more convenient at that moment. I also like the idea he likes photography so he carries stuff for that in there. I may do a separate post for all the stuff in his bag .. actually. There's alot of stuff.

- His bandana switches like his colors do! how? magic ✨

- he and all the other epic sanses have matching friendship bracelets :) killer gave him a cat charm.

- there is absolutely no reason for this, but I like to think color has a crazy sock collection. A different patterns and stuff. This is just one pair he has.

- kinda hard to see on this drawing, but he has a bunch of pins and stickers from his friends on his bag :D!

[timosalonen]

okay home from work

NSFW under the cut (pspspspsps @vanillow ) 1.5k words about Bez being free use at the ranch

Marco doesn't have a favourite. Which sounds like a lie, and none of them believe him when he says “no, really, I don’t have a favourite, I like you all equally,” but it is true, he swears– he wouldn't have proposed the whole free use idea if not. They're all too… Different. 

Andrea treats him– not like a lover, no. Like something to be treasured, maybe, closer to a beautiful artifact than anything else. He takes his time, works Marco's body with careful, practiced strokes of his fingers until he's shivering, desperate and whining high in his throat, lips working themselves around whispered pleas for Andrea to just please, fuck me already, please. When he does, it's with a smile, proud of his work as he slides in, hands firm but tender where they grip Marco's thighs to keep them spread apart. It's always over quick– which Marco would be embarrassed of if he had any of his mind left– a wrecked sob ripping itself from Marco's throat, finally escaping after being brought to the edge countless times. Most times, Andrea doesn't even finish himself, just pulls out as Marco shakes himself apart, leans down to press a tender kiss to his forehead, and tucks himself back into his boxers before going to find a warm flannel. Marco always offers, ghosts his hand over the front of Andrea's boxers, stares up at him with wet, questioning eyes. Every time Andrea just smiles, says “ah, no, I don't need to, this was for you,” and lets Marco curl up on his chest to take a nap. 

With Celestino it's different. They're like teenagers sneaking off during a house party, hands frantic as they make out like they're going to be found out any minute, yanking each others clothes off and stumbling onto the bed, Marco closing his legs around Celestino's waist as he shoves his boxers down and fumbles with the cap of the lube Marco threw him. He's messy when he opens Marco up, stray drops of lube running cold across Marco's skin– but it adds to the fun of it. It's hot, heavy handed, a little clumsy despite the fact they've done it more times than either of them could count if they tried. They make out as Celestino fucks him, more teeth and hot breath than anything else, hands roaming over every piece of skin they can possibly reach until they both tumble over the edge in dramatic fashion, nails clawing across each others skin desperately. Afterwards, they order delivery and watch tv together, bundled up skin to skin in whichever bed they stumbled into that day.

Francesco is…. interesting. Somewhere beneath the surface, he still hasn't fully convinced himself he's allowed to like the whole thing. He'd never admit it, but Marco knows, is intimately familiar with every inch of his best friends being, inside and out. More often than not, Francesco finds him when the ranch is empty save for the two of them, hands picking at the hem of his shirt anxiously as he stumbles over his words, asks with adorable politeness if Marco wants to do something while everyone is out, eyes looking at everything in the room in turn except for Marco. And every time Marco laughs, quiet and gentle, reminds Francesco that he doesn't need to ask, could just come and push Marco down against the counter and slide in whenever he feels like it. Francesco flushes crimson every time, mumbles something incoherent as Marco pulls him into a kiss, featherlight as their lips brush for just a moment, then grow hungrier with each passing second. They take turns– at least that's how Marco would describe it. Sometimes Francesco fucks him, sweet and careful like Marco is made of porcelain, like he might break if hes not handled with care, and sometimes he asks Marco to fuck him, cheeks pink and words mumbled so quietly Marco almost doesn't hear him when he asks. In the aftermath, Francesco cuddles up to him, head tucked comfortably under Marco’s chin as he whispers little praises between the kisses he peppers across the skin of Marco's neck. 

Franco isn't cruel, but what he definitely is is firm, commanding, in control. He always finds Marco in the middle of a conversation, wraps an arm around his waist and simply guides him off toward the bedroom, movements so confident and assured that Marco feels his mind begin to cloud over before Franco even gets a hand on the doorknob. As soon as the door closes again behind them, Franco becomes all encompassing. His hands work quickly, undressing Marco and laying him out on the bed, positioned in whatever way he sees fit that day as Marco looks up at him, eyes sparkling and curious, begging to be told what Franco has in mind for him this time. Marco can never guess quite right. Sometimes Franco is nice, works every inch of Marco's body until he's crying, body trembling from the force of his third orgasm– or maybe fourth, Marco lost the ability to keep track long ago– in a row, smile sugar sweet as he tells Marco “just one more, and then we're done, okay sweetheart? ” Other times he's mean, fixes Marco's hands to the frame of his bed and fucks him rough, hands touching everywhere except Marco's cock on purpose, grin wicked as he pulls out again, leaves Marco to whine and whimper his way through the comedown of another ruined orgasm, hands flexing uselessly against their restraints until Franco finally shows some mercy, jerks him off dry with quick strokes until Marco spills over the expanse of his stomach, moans desperate and uncontrolled as they tumble past his lips with abandon. Whichever one he chooses, Franco always runs them a bath afterwards, spends hours massaging the ache out of Marco’s muscles and feeds him strawberries, little pieces of bruschetta– whatever he finds in the kitchen that day. If Marco had to choose a favourite, he might say it's Franco. 

Luca, he does treat Marco like a lover. He's sweet, always asks Marco “can I take you to bed?” whispered against the shell of his ear after a lengthy make out session, the tickle of his breath making Marco giggle every time. He scoops Marco up bridal style, presses kisses to the side of his face as Marco giggles, tucks himself in tight against Luca's shoulder when they squeeze through the doorway. Marco always plays along with glee, lets Luca undress him, kiss his way down his chest with every button popped open, fingers raking softly through Luca's perfect hair as he giggles, stomach jumping at the sensation of Luca's lips brushing over his skin oh so softly. Luca always sucks him off, tongue working over him with expertise and enthusiasm that makes Marco's chest do something funny, butterflies erupting somewhere underneath his sternum when Luca reaches up to lace their hands together, thumb stroking across the back of Marco’s hand. The other lays across his hip, keeps Marco from bucking up into his mouth too much, a reassuring pressure against his feverish skin. When Luca finally enters him, it's like fireworks every single time. It's hot, heavy, but slow and sensual in every single way, panting into each other's mouths as Luca rolls in deeper, deeper with every thrust, the sensation sending sparks up Marco's spine with every stroke. He talks Marco through it, sweet nothings whispered into his ear and fingers devastatingly sure of themselves as they work over his cock until Marco can't take it anymore, bats Luca's hand away with a quiet whine. Afterwards Luca makes tea for them both. He props Marco up against the headboard, pillows behind his back to keep him comfortable, and presses a tender kiss to his lips as he carefully wraps Marco’s fingers around a mug of warm, perfectly brewed tea. When he slides back under the covers beside Marco, he always tells him “that was really nice, thank you,” and pulls Marco a little closer to show him whatever new book he bought this week. And Marco listens, even if he has no idea what Luca is talking about. 

i accidentally wrote 1.5k of free use bez last night while i was procrastinating going to sleep WHOOPS anyway who wants to see

[ping-ski]

Hewwo, hope you are having a lovely day! :3 For the Artist Ask meme questions, what is your favourite music to draw to, your go-to things to draw for comfort and do you little warmup sketches before drawing? Thank you and have a wonderful rest of the weekend!!

hi ama!! :3 thank you and i hope your day + weekend is lovely too!! <3 (now to the questions, sorry for the yappage lol)

🎼 Your favorite music to draw to right now? ooo how fun!! i got 2 other anons asking this too haha! i love music and i'm also a (hobbyist) musician myself so... usually the music while i draw is dependent on the mood/intention/character i have with the piece! (silly art = silly music etc.) often times i'll loop a song for DAYS just to keep up the "vibe" cause i don't have a go-to favorite when i draw! otherwise i just listen to whatever comes to mind in the moment! but yeah right now (while i draw DCA au stuff), i'm listening to Willow Smith's "empathogen" album & yaelokre's "Hayfields" because i adore that project and it's fun to sing along with!

🐻 Your go-to things to draw when you need comfort? hmm... my go-to comfort to draw is almost always whatever my current hyperfixation is! which is primarily DCA right now! outside of that (tho i'd probably have art block tbh), it's usually drawing myself in varying styles or (if i pull them out of the basement) my OCs. i'm a fanartist at heart, so drawing original stuff sometimes feels alien to me haha! i need a fictional muse to fuel the art lmao

☕ Do you do warmup sketches before drawing? (Bonus: do you have any to share?) actually- no i don't! i don't really "warmup" at all because it ALWAYS ends up being a sketch i post or end up as a finished piece! (i feel like this would make more sense if you watch me draw live ig/posted a speedpaint? maybe for art requests and commissions, but i can't recall tbh.) before digital art, i always drew with a PEN or CRAYON cause that's the most sensory friendly option for me. (it doesn't make a lot of scratchy noises like markers and pencils) so i unintentionally trained my muscle memory and myself to draw whatever comes to mind because every stroke was (literally) permanent + i tried to draw fast and loose cause i hate the feeling of paper. it gives me the strongest, most volatile, and intense visceral ICK. when i draw, i always draw with intention otherwise i'm probably not drawing at all! (this is also why i'll go on streaks of posting often then disappearing) idk my vision is usually clear, even for sketches and the muscle memory does its job! im too lazy to do actual "warmups" tbh. anyways, it's not a warmup sketch per say but i here's a random wips i have !! :3 (it's all LDR, but the last two images are from a separate wip!)

[toffeesbabbles]

some quick design headcanons for horror before i reread the story (why I'm I making headcanons /before/ I read the story? I'm impatient sorry)

I thought, given his coat jacket was stained with blood, it wasn't too much of a stretch to make it seem that he had coagulated blood on his skull from when it got broken.

he's always slouched, gotta project my bad posture onto someone. Also I just thought it would be funny since I imagine him super tall to go from being tall to being TALLER when he sits up, which I can imagine he does before he fights or sm?

His spine vertebral arches (had to check google for that one) stick out far more than any other sans. I just thought it looked cool tbh

his coat has been torn from the many scuffles (cause you know fighting for life cause of the starvation) I'm sure he gets in, but papyrus patched it up for him to best of his ability (he used scraped fabric that is mismatched from the original coat, not sure how available fabric would be during a famine...).

his nose hole? bone, idk. The correct terminology... is more realistic than other senses. This one doesn't have a reason aside from I thought it would be scarier, but maybe it could tie into the reason for my height headcanon (below)

more yappage under the cut

i share the HC that many do (not sure who started it) that horror is huge. Not sure if it's the reason why other people do it this way, but I imagine the starvation eventually mutates monsters to become, well...more monstrous. So Horror was the size of a normal sans, but his magic went wacko, and maybe it's even like a primal defense mechanism for monsters to grow bigger when starved/constant flight or fight and he grew huge (does that even make sense? I'm putting it anyway). His brother is even taller, standing at like a terrifying 10 ft or something like that in my head. uhh I vaguely remember seeing this explanation elsewhere? so don't credit me with the idea...

[born-to-riot]

Would my naughty little gremlin like an additional rare pair since Graysen/Tamlin could represent *gremlin?* I digress, since it would be a lot to shoehorn that disaster into the rich world you and I are about to enter. But I won’t discard the idea entirely.

Thank you, sweet thing, for answering my questions. In return, you may ask four of your own. I can’t promise that I’ll be truthful or transparent in my answers. I can’t even promise that I won’t lie. But I’ll play this game with you, little one, because I love to see you squirm (rating redacted).

Of course we are friends! *Special friends*! Yap on as much as you like. I will be watching you. It’s been quite enjoyable.

- 🎅🏽

Hi Santa! Can I just say the vibes are immaculate. Seriously as soon as I know who you are, I will not let you go. Sorry not sorry.

I’m happy you enjoy my yappage. I am unable to stop.

NOW if you somehow find a way to make Tamlin and Grayson(?) work I would be VERY IMPRESSED but don’t worry your head about it Santa

if you left hints of past or present Tamsand I would die tho (not a requirement at all) (#ifyousquint) (I’m just chatting) if we’re on the topic of non-canon ships The threesome of Jurian, Lucien and Vassa are 👌

Berlain was some of the hottest smut I’ve read

Question 1: what ships (other than our precious Azris) catch your fancy?

I’m excited for our rich world, I trust you completely

Question 2: have you listened to EPIC the musical ? (if not, you should)

But just so you know when I receive a message from you I always have “I am the prophet, with the answers you seek” running in the background of my noggin

Question 3: what are your favorite tropes to WRITE?

(I want to make sure you are happy with what you’re making for me or I’ll be sad)

Question 4: if you were stranded on a deserted island, what character would you want to have with you?

(If character is not from ACOTAR please name book/series they are from)

I don’t know what you were expecting me to ask but I am not trying to get too revealing, if you must fib a little I understand

👁️👄👁️

(You watching me)

(Me waiting for you)

WE ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN (or hell 😏)

Until next time, my friend!

[vinyltile212]

the mandarin, apple and sandwich at the bottom of my bag:

thinking about decomposition rn but have no idea how to convert those thoughts into coherent sentences so i just have ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT ROT bouncing around in my brain like the dvd screen saver

[monsieur-neuvillette]

He bit down on the patch of neck he was nuzzling, letting go to brush gentle kisses across the area, lowly purring, “My mate is adorable… and incredibly handsome… and pardon my language but very hot,” He murmured, kissing up his jaw, more than happy to compliment his mate, “He is an amazing man too, with a wonderful, amazing personality, and a truly charming smile that makes me fall in love all over again every time I see it…” He hummed, pressing his lips against Wriothesleys.

Each gentle kiss to his lips makes him melt a little more into his mate, relaxing more and more after each one and tugging his mate a little bit closer with a happy churr, “I am so happy to have you, my darling, to have these moments to live in with you… that you allow your guard to drop with me..,” He whispered, purring as he nuzzles into him.

He lets Wriothesleys hand rest there for a little while longer, a soft smile resting on his face before he pulled Wriothesleys hand away from his chest and up to his lips, kissing his fingertips, then trailing down to his palm, placing a lingering kiss there before lowering his mates palm to rest back against his heartbeat, purring loudly at this rate.

Gosh, his mate is so wonderful, his words delightfully honest, that he knows to be true, “It is a good thing we have eternity to attempt to learn how to express how much we absolutely adore each other,” then he’s cut off with a kiss, practically melting into it, leaving one hand on his dukes waist, the other trailing to hold his head gently, pressing into the kiss with a happy noise, remaining with his lips locked against Wriothesleys until his lungs demanded a breath, slowly and hesitantly pulling away, blush painting his face pink.

Briefly, hesitation showed in his face, shifting nervously for a moment with his wide smile softening, drawing his hands away from his mate much to his own disliking, reaching into his robes for something, giving a shy look to Wriothesley for a moment, a nervous look crossing Neuvillettes expression, “I am aware you have already proposed to me, but I wish for the opportunity to propose to you as well…”

He shifted, pulling a small black box out of his robes and moving to kneel down, taking one of Wriothesleys hands in his own as he went down, gaze going to look at Wriothesley hesitantly, “I cannot promise I will be a perfect mate for you, nor can I promise that I will always understand what you need, but I will do my best for you, I want to show you the depths of my love and be with you through both easy and hard times, I wish to experience the world with you at my side.”

With one more nervous look, he opened the box, showing a glittering gold ring in the same shade as Neuvillettes gold accessories, smooth with a red and blue line running through the middle, meeting with a small blur of purple between, two small sapphires sitting in the gold above the two lines with a few small red rubies in the gold on either side of the sapphires, odd, purposeful scratches resting on top of the blue and red streaks embedded in the ring, “Will you be my beloved husband for the rest of our eternity?”

How many people are simping for you?

Yoinked from @not-the-darknight :)

Ah… That was unexpected, his head tilting for a moment as his lips pressed thin, processing it for a moment, “I believe this is probably incorrect. I do not think everybody can simp for me, as I am not everyones… “type” I believe is the word.” Though his cheeks are still a bit pink from such an assumption.

Tags: Feel free to yoink this from me if you wanna :3

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I finished

HERE'S A SHITTY HEADCANON ADVENTURE FOR A FUNNY STREAM SERIES!!! HLVRAI!!!!

(I will inject headcanons into this. sorry not sorry.)

So this all starts with Wayner himself. WayneradioTV. Maybe techniquely not him or sum, like how scott cawthon is totes not in fnaf help wanted or whatever. I'm still gonna refer to "gordon" as wayne (in the first stream i believe he says that gordon is just a placeholder name so the AI doesn't freak out. sorry guys this is my headcanon) But anyways, Wayne finds this prototype, hyper experimental HL1 game leaked by a former valve employee. proally buys it off of ebay, or someone sends it to him. Regardless, Wayne has the game. He runs some tests on a seperate junk computer. just to make sure it isn't a virus, and finds it to actually be Half life source. Strangely, the file size is MASSIVE, and highly unstable. Running it normally just causes it to crash due to the immense size of programs hl1 source is trying to run (hl1 source is JANKY as hell so this makes sense), so he has to port it all into gmod instead. He streams it, as one does as mr. wayner the stream MASTER. Something else begins to happen the longer he plays. He starts to feel what happens in the game, he can feel the pain he recieves in the game. He starts to see the old 90s graphics as a real world, the more he interacts with the AI, the more immersed he is in this simulation. It's like. the world is as real to him as it is to the AI. I'm not gonna lay out the whole plot of hlvrai because that's not really what this is for, but all of that happens.

Afterwards, Wayne is traumatized. He felt each bullet, each wound, each god DAMN hand cut off. It was horrifyingly real, especially with the AI. He decides that the game is best left forgotten. He leaves it to rot for 20 years. Despite the fact that he put the computer he had used for it away, the game updated. Then whatever hl2vrai will be happens

ALTERNATIVELY: it wasn't really 20 years, but the AI recieved the time inbetween gordon playing as such. like. time possibly works differently for the AI, especially when power supplies are as low as they would be? idk this is more speculation

HEADCANONS/NOTES? IDK

- Maybe there is one central AI that was built to keep the game stable and in order. This AI became so obsessed with pleasing the player, it fell in love with said player character, and manifested as fan favorite gay guard

- Holly jokes in a QnA stream that it'd be funny if valve made a game with a bunch of useless features like hlvrai. i thinl its funny too, so i consider that canon in my little weird brain.

- I've talked about this before, but i imagine the AI has a program that updates their vision to look as realistic to them as possible. If they become aware, it breaks down. The main AI team is all self aware to varying amounts, so certain things glitch. (Explaining why tommy can't read the buildboards and also letting me have headcanons dammit)

WHOO. YAPPAGE COMPLETE. I'll like. shut up for a while now cus it's almost 3 am lmao

my phones at 1% so i gotta be quick but soon i will post my hlvrai story interpretation