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1 skibidi to rizz them all

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my not safe for work chicken

i decided to retopologize the chicken

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nothing sadder to me than when an online artist posts a side by side of the same picture from 5 years ago / redrawn this year, and the first one is fluid and energetic and full of character, and the second one is flat and static and clean to the point of sterility

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follwoing this blog is such a mistake i am so misleading. yes i appreciate a dark gothic and horror aesthetic but in reality i am rhe most chronically online annoying and uncool motherfucker i love bright colors and whimsical cartoon characters and being unfunny

Does anyone remember the warden. from superjail

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Does anyone remember the warden. from superjail

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so did tumblr re employ the poorly trained porn watch ai

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you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

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Clinging

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transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

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adam scott could play an insanely good kendall roy. i know he could

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5 year plan

2025- graduate. lookfor and get big kid job

2026 -if no job, kill self

if job, survive

2027- if dead, be revived via powerful, ancient and illegal dark arts

if alive, keep working i guess

2028 - if ressurected through aforementioned illegal dark arts, use newfound evil undead power/strength/abilities to gain influence online and start a death cult

if working, reinstall tinder or something

2029- if cult leader, ask my followers to refer to their tombs handed out during their initiation to ressurect people in local gravesites. all will know my name

if working, settle down with a nice guy and start house shopping. pet my cat a lot

2030- i am the ruler of the new world in my design. my army of corpses will flatten all who disobey my command

if working, keep going at it. hopefully sometime during this id managed to remember to fully transition

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hello

heres some cultstyle erica

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David Dastmalchian’s SFX for Prisoners, created by Amber Crowe MUA and shot by Wilson Webb; via @dastmalchian on Instagram.

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getting the urge to explode

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Goodnight

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a good rain in june sets all in tune