#'can't do this while pregnant'

[gerbits]

EA...let pregnant sims do anything at all I beg

[starscoffeecreamer]

Rnskkdja

Dratchet sparking Rodimus on accident.

They couldn’t help wanting to breed him, fragging him at the same time, stretching out his valve and marking him, they had every intention of pulling out while talking dirty but then he squeezed down and they made him bounce and his pouches bounced so hard and smacked each other, piercing glinting in the light, they ended up spilling inside him.

Completely unprotected spikes that spilled load after load of transfluid his tanks started to swell.

Those gold “frag me” nozzle piercings were dangerous.

-🧸

Ooooooh yesssss god anon your thoughts are beautiful

They were gonna pull out but Roddy's bouncing boobies and clenching valve pretty much screaming "frag me" at them couldn't go unloved, right?

And then boom Roddy's pregnant with babies, whoops

[kaurwreck]

I've seen a few posts about how if you were bookish as a kiddo, then you have an author with whom you have an irrational vendetta because of an English teacher. I keep trying to consider if I have one, but I don't think I do. I've definitely had English teachers I didn't respect, but I can't fathom taking them seriously enough to feel anything about their opinions on lit.

[dancing-with-death-at-prom]

Oh my God guys WHY I FIND ONLY NOW THAT I CAN HAVE KIDS WITH ALEX AGEHDUABSGE7FHYED

Oh my fucking god holy shit oh god oh man i've been waiting for this since the pregnancy was added holy shit goddamn FUCK YEAH MAN we are so winning right now

REMEMBER WHEN THIS FUCKER WAS ONLY A SIMPLE NPC????? Gosh. I love Alex so much guys i cant properly express myself holy moly

[the-whispers-of-death]

IM NOT JUDGING YOU ABOUT PREGNANT STONE I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT IT

Oh thank God.

I think Pregnant Stone = Soft Stone. He'd be singing softly to his baby bump, constantly caressing the bump. He plays his Bollywood vinyl albums for the baby. He cuts back on the amount of spicy food he eats. He no longer wakes up at four in the morning to start his day, instead he sleeps in later.

He cried happy tears upon seeing the ultrasound at his first appointment, babbling about how he'll love them so much. He buys so many parenting books, intent on not being like his father. While talking to the baby in his womb, he tells them that he'll love them no matter what. No matter what gender they are, no matter how eccentric they'll be.

I've always had a thought about him being able to stitch and knit, because they're important life skills, so he's knitting his own socks and baby blankets for the baby.

He definitely doesn't do much heavy-lifting around the house, since he's in his mid-thirties and that's when pregnancies are in the danger zone. But he's determined to ensure this pregnancy will go smooth and that both him and the baby makes it.

He sees the world in a bright light now, there's finally someone for him to fight for. Someone to fight to come home to. And he'll protect them as much as he can.

[khaoray]

The people of this village inherit their ancestors' tradition and blood. The villagers and the Goto family are the same. I sometimes think it's like being cursed.

Gannibal Episode Six

[isfjmel-phleg]

🫥

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

thinking about nora again

[prismatoxic]

i tried the mating tent mod, because breeding followers seemed like a quick and easy way to get more of them, and i was intrigued with how it might work. it's a sfw mod, and it seemed harmless, so why not?

picture me laughing hysterically when the two followers danced together in front of the tent, and IMMEDIATELY, the Designated Womb-Haver did the poop animation, and out came a tiny guy. just an itty bitty dude. he immediately went to work. within a day he was an adult, and adult-sized, and he's integrated seamlessly into the commune.

it's very functional as a "get more followers for free" tool. i wish there were some restrictions on it, like a cooldown or the followers need to be friends, but these are things i can solve on my own by only using it sometimes or picking followers i think should pair well.

[shinychopshopwizar]

this is just a random thought ive had in the back of my mind when i first got into yellowjackets so be nice but like. something something jackie & shauna are quinn fabray variants (to ME) and quinn is somehow a combination of jackieshauna's worst individual traits

[solvicrafts]

Dude we got slammed today like I've never seen it before. I'd work open to close on National Cheeseburger Coffee Spaghetti & Donuts Day combined over what we went through today.

[the-ash-holio]

When your boss makes you, A WOMAN, type up a piece of marketing material that says, AND I QUOTE:

"We cover stories that are designed to appeal to the ladies of the households. They look after the family and set the social calendar for the couple, and they are involved with about everything that has to do with the home.

I'm going to be physically fucking ill. What year is it?

[colgatebluemintygel]

WIWHW is my all time comfort fic! Was just wondering if you were planning on adding to it! Thank you for writing it, I’ve read it probably 5 times

helloooo anon <3 5 times !!!! i genuinely cannot comprehend that just <3 wahhh. thank you <3

i definitely am planning on it! and i'm v excited about the sequels (i have one half-written, even), i just don't have a lot of spoons avail at the present to devote to actually making them happen :-(( but SOOn i prommy i miss those 2 soooooo bad xxxx

[theinconsistenciestherein]

I am creating art that is so self indulgent.

[cryptideye]

still baffled at the onestars confession retcon that implied crowfeather knew about three as early as when breezekit was still a baby when jayfeather LITERALLY looks inside of his head to know that he didn't in Sunset 😭

[intoxicating-goddess]

I want someone to get me high, really high. Get me to take hit after hit until I can't think straight. The higher I get, the hornier I get. My pussy is dripping wet when you pull me close and slid your fingers into my soaked cunt. The only thing I'm able to focus on is the pleasure you're giving me. It makes me moan greedily. I begin to squirt all over your fingers. Everything is soaked. You pull your hand away from my pretty pussy. I whine, as if to say 'please, play with me more.' You move my body, since I'm barely able to stand, and bend me over the couch. I try to figure out what's going on when all of a sudden I feel your entire cock thrust inside me. You hold it deep in my pussy, unmoving. I can feel your hard cock pressing on my cervix. It's deliciously uncomfortable. "You like when my cock is shoved inside you, don't you whore?" you growl into my ear. You begin pounding me mercilessly. I squirm and moan underneath you. It feels amazing to be used by you. I'm so turned on knowing that even if I wanted you to stop, there's nothing I could do. "You're nothing but a cocksleeve. A hole for me to fuck whenever I please" you say as you push my face down into the cushion. "And now I'm going to fill your pretty pussy with my sweet cum". I start to understand the words you're saying. You can't come inside me, I'll get pregnant. I trying to get away from you but I'm pinned between you and the couch. I use my arms to try and push you off but it's no use. I'm too weak and dazed. You pin my arms behind my back and say "There's no use fighting, you're my little cum dump and I'm going to fill you to the brim with my seed". Your thrusts become faster and faster. I try to let out a scream but you cover my mouth with your other hand. My desperate attempts to get away are futile. You laugh as you watch me try and fail. "Here it comes, slut!" You announce. I let out a muffled scream as your cock empties into my womb. You pumped me full of your sweet, sticky semen. You pull out. Leaving me naked, draped over the couch, leaking your seed out of my abused cunt. You grab me by the hair and pull my ear towards your lips while you lovingly say "You were such a good fuck toy. I'll be using you again very soon."