#🤦‍♀️😂

[kwyw]

Wait, so, multiple pics showed Taylor and her “boyfriend” arriving/leaving the restaurant alone for their “romantic date night” yet…

[skin-slave]

Hjälp, I made too many queer flag icons. 🫤

[glenncoco4]

Wedding Planner: “In terms of a venue, what do you see as the most important element.”

Callen: “Security.”

Anna: “Presentation”

Callen flabbergasted: “You weren’t at Kensi and Deeks’ wedding.”

Me: “Aw, he remembered their wedding.”

[cursedwithcurves]

Me when I’m probably not fooling anybody 😂

[badassxbirdy]

“Does that mean I can start blamin’ him for all the creepy and scary animals?” She teased with a grin, giving her a little nudge with her elbow. Tyler was kidding of course, but the news that Michael was responsible for creating the sea creature that most freaked her out made her even more frowny face about him and his whole deal.

“No it’s uh, it’s not somethin’ you eat, it’s an internet thing you can use to watch movies and stuff.” She wasn’t all that great at explaining such things to her sweet angel friend, but hey, at least it wasn’t an awkward term this time. Let us never again speak of the smash or pass incident. “We pretty much do the same thing. Mixin’ a bunch of stuff together to see what happens is how we got things like pizza, ice cream, all that good stuff.”

“I uh, I dunno about that. Not everyone is as nice as you and Elisiel are about the whole cambion thing. And I ain’t really lookin’ to get smited by an angel. Smoted? Smited? Whatever. I don’t want someone to smite me for somethin’ that ain’t even my fault to begin with, y’know?”

"I think Michael created sharks, actually, so that...kind of tracks, if I'm honest. His animals do tend to be on the more scary side." Azrael took a sip of her drink and nodded, "Hmm, yeah, I didn't mean any harm -- it is just like you said. They are so huge and I wasn't expecting her to just show up out of nowhere like that."

"Yeah! Or Tom and Jerry, or Fido and frisky, I don't know. I just remember it's an ice cream with Netflix in the name. Wha-What is a Netflix anyway? Is it one of the ingredients?"

Azrael considered her words carefully before speaking. "I am unsure. Bad, apparently. It is why I mix so many things together when I eat so it gives it better taste? And..." She looked up at the ceiling as she considered and slowly nodded, "Yes. Yes, they are all weird like that as far as I know. Weirder, even, maybe. And Michael is just...he was the first, you know? So, his experiences with humans and The Earth are so different than mine. His memories of this place are so different than mine and I don't have the pressure he does either. It's the formality and pressure he puts on himself that makes me seem so weird here, I reckon. You can just...tell he isn't human. He...can't blend in. And, really, why would he need to with what he does? His job is in Heaven, not here, like mine is. But...I think you two would get along once you got to know each other."

[lavendarneverlands]

put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <333

Thank you so much lovely🫶🫶🫶

Oh goodness this is a hard question because I like way too many songs😂 though I am a huge Swiftie & since I’ve on my TOG binge have been listening to a lot of fan playlists so let’s let my history decide🤣 these have been in a heavy rotation:

“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift

“Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan

“Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter

“Blonde” by Maisie Peters

“Can’t Catch Me Now” by Olivia Rodrigo

@impossibelle @iwantavaldezinator @idfendyr @shadowhunters77 @archerons-elain @cheap-spirits @maevecrom @endlessdaydream @somethingsomewhereanywhere @korepio

p.s. as always, no pressure tags :-) 💕

(Heads up for some tags: this is my main account, the side-blog ur probably used to seeing (as I’m more active) is @acourtofquestions I have a terrible habit of mixing up pages/conversations; so if ur going “who tagged me?” it’s just me lol)

[lorstone]

Shout out to the time I met Peter Capaldi and:

Fangirled.

Panicked.

Blurted out: “ERMAGAD YOU’RE REAL!!!”

Only for him to reply in a very kind, very careful, and very Scottish tone: “Yeeesss… And so are you!”

[elitadream]

Guys, you gotta help me choose. Please. 😭🙇‍♀️

I want to share another Mareach piece for my next post, but I don't know which one to pick among the ones I've finished. Should I go with the fluffy and funny one first? The one that's more somber and bittersweet? The suggestive one?

I've been staring at my folder for a solid five minutes and still haven't reached a decision. 🤣

[mydollsaregay]

ms. molly is getting ready for a new day 💕

i just finished sewing molly’s slip from her patterns, and im pretty proud of how it turned out!!

[refinedstorage]

feeneesh

[whereismyhat5678]

Bold of you to assume Stick isn't also black out drunk with them and Brick and Burton have to drag all three home

Awww….This is funny but also kinda cute ngl-

Also I’d totally see Mr. Stick fighting Peppino (while drunk) over something stupid- which is why Brick had to call his husband 😭 (and of course because he’s also drunk but that’s kind of the main issue-)

[winnie-the-monster]

[silusvesuius]

nelvas Problematiq*eyes roll back into my skull* *falls flat on my face with cardboard cutout physics* ((7 hours later)) *wakes up in barren wasteland* I know everything now.

[glenncoco4]

Why did I think she was pulling out a gun?

[jordaisy]

me when i was your only friend....DAMN!

[nottheweirdest]

An actual first date that just happened to me...

Dude: My daughter has got really into this weird stuff. *Embarrassed* I can't even say it. Her mom must be letting her watch stuff on YouTube.

Me: what is it?? 👀

Dude: what's the worst thing an 8yr old could be into?

Me: um. Trump?

Dude: what? No. It's... *Looks around to make sure no one is clos and whispers* furry stuff

Me: