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Just saw a reel comparing Fourth Wing characters in Gilmore Girls terms with Dain as Dean (which already with the names) and Xaden as Jess… and nothing has ever made more sense to me in this moment of my fictional ships

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Don’t mind me just listenening to Pheobe Bridgers say “know it’s for the better” 36 times to get past the line:

“Wanna make you fall in love as hard as my poor parents' teenage daughter… She'll be the best you ever had if you let her…”

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I’d rather lose my dignity

than lose you

to somebody who

won’t make you

happy

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Incorrect quotes (that might as well be from my life) —

Me: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety… I'll wait…

@ladyylesbian: You and me!!!

Me, tearing up: Ok, yup, that wins!🥹🥰

— 🩵Us🤎

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Thank you🥹🥰😂🫶 back at ya!

Tagging @mysterylilycheeta 🤗

& Double tagging @ladyylesbian because I would both take you with me everywhere/request you to take me with you😭🥹🫶😂🩵🤎

tag someone you would put in your pocket

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I’m bringing the music because like every great rom-com/high-school/good-slumber-party-movie there’s gotta be a good soundtrack!

Welcome to anyone who wants to join! & no pressure tags (sry if I’m double tagging you my memory is shot lol) @guardian-angel12 @romantasyreader28

tumblr sleepover

ur invited to my tumblr sleepover!!

reblog with ur moots/anyone you find cool to invite them

what're you bringing and what're we gonna do/watch

@astro-can @joannaisimaginairy @hauntedloverr111 @livingponcho @kitab00m101 @tuturthecarvroom @youngjusticerulez @peanutsharks @purplesnowwolf @ask-bea-the-shifter @afrogwhocantdraw @little-ghostgirl-31 @bookishwarriorscientist @nightmareshiftss

im bringing candy and gossip (my school has sm tea) and we're watching mean girls bc im basic

-sam

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Last song: Champagne Problems x Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

Favorite color: today it’s pale-“minty”-blue/green

Last book: recently finished House of Sky and Breath, currently reading House of Flame and Shadow, most recently read another chapter of Iron Flame (which said together is a lot of fire books lol)

Last movie: Charade with Audrey Hepburn

Last TV Show: Love Is Blind

Sweet/spicy/savory: right now spicy; but like dried ginger candy kinda sweet/spicy — thx to my migraine :-(

Relationship status: wishing Olivia Rodrigo’s guitarist was someone I knew cause she’s super cute during Jealousy in the GUTS tour film

Last thing I googled: “Elizabeth Olsen Scarlet Witch Multiverse of Madness poster behind the scenes photoshoot” (I’m doing an editing project for a friend :-)

Looking forward to: seeing my sister & their spouse soon!

Current obsession: Fourth Wing & Lidia Cervos

Tagging (no pressure): @sthenoaloraquest @monsterswithinme @bookishwarriorscientist @frankislays @pipperoni32-blog @aestheticthisaestheticthat @iwantavaldezinator @emiliamildner @naturaldaisaster @aelinfireheartgalathynius + anyone who hasn’t done this & wants to <3 sry if I tagged you twice or deactivated etc. lol

10 People I'd Like to Get to Know More

thank you for the tag @butcherlarry my beloved 💖

Last Song: TR/ST - The Stain

Favorite Color: pastel pink and blue

Last Book: The Snowman by Jo Nesbø and Les Eygletière by Henri Troyat

Last Movie: Monster (2003) with Charlize Theron. i didn’t like it :(

Last TV Show: my friend made me watch the Squid Game with her during the holidays. i found it surprisingly good

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: all of those but at different times of the day

Relationship Statue: single and it doesn’t look like it’s going to change lol

Last Thing Googled: pictures of a mountain lion to show to one of my primary school students

Looking Forward To: eating some kfc chicken at the weekend

Current Obsession: cherik and chocolate pralines

tagging but no pressure 💃

@rin-hanarin @apple-pretzelchan @inmymagnetoera @magnetoisnotahappybunny @mapofyourstars @retrobr @stinkrat-aleks @tony-buddenbrook @wishchip106

and anyone who wants ✨

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Aww, thank you😻 & thanks for the tag (this is right up my ally & adorable)!

No pressure tags & if you want to join in take this as your tag

@mysterylilycheeta you are Tux/Cloud/Smol-cat cause seriously how am I so lucky to know & share so many fandoms with someone so awesome cool and always a sweet fav to see in my feed💕

@ladyylesbian (your like all of the cute & loved ones bestie)… so let’s narrow it down😂 to my Smol/Loaf/Shorthair/Cloud-cat + tux though it’s beyond moots cause seriously how lucky am I to know you🥹 I would protect & follow you to the ends of the earth & give you all the cookies & hugs always😻 ilysm🩵🤎🫶

@evenifitshandcuffed you are a Tux-cat all the way! Though I’ll also say Shorthair cause its the closest to one of Tay-tays cats😂🫶

@tothestarsinvelaris Cloud/Smol-cat! Cause you’re a super cool super lovely fandom fren with fantastic reds/thoughts!💖

@guardian-angel12 Void/Shorthair-kitty (I wish they had a raccoon for GOTG though)!

@romantasyreader28 Smol/Liquid-cat vibes! With a touch of Orange cause we Stan Orange cat energy & fandom theories to ponder😻

@chaos-on-stand-bi Skrunkly/Orange/Cloud-cat for the blogs namesake & cause I’d follow you around to any fandom with your great recs!😊

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

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🫵 GRISHAVERSE FAN

WHOS YOUR FAV CROW

This is a hard question😂 and one I know I’ve asked others before😅😅

Seriously they all have such great qualities so like my favorite are all six🤣 but usually my top are: Nina (she’s a queen), Inej (she is my therapy), & Wylan (he is a precious summer child that must be protected at all costs)… but if I’m gonna pick one (yes your going through my thought process with me😂) right now I’m gonna go with Nina Zenik.

She’s iconic & a mood that always brings fun & the best quips but also incredibly save-the-day smart, talented in more ways than one, powerful & not just in her actual powers but in her emotions, her ferocity for those she loves, her grounded fight for good, her strength even among horrors. She has endured, and come back again & again. Yet, she is not unchanged. She was very powerful grief & female representation for me, and I know represented a lot for a lot of people. And most of all she is a character that has a lot of heart (pun-not-intended).

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Oh shit… I’m watching the Great British Bake Off right now😭 so… umm… Paul, Prue, Mary Berry I’m counting on you😅😂

But if we’re talking the last show with characters (and not real people) it’s the Office (new season of Superfan specials :-) … and after seeing Threat Level Midnight, Dwight watching Michael “Survivor Man” in the woods, Andy & Pam getting Toby’s self defense classes, Jim taking out a snowman + all the prank wars, Kelly bitch-slapping people, Meredith surviving everything, and Darryl has the crazy machines! Plus, for 0 reason I feel like Erin & Holly have something up their sleeve… maybe Oscar can call the senator? Or Phyllis can use a knitting needle or the Bob-Vance “mob-wife” vibes? Perhaps one of Angela’s feral cats can help? I do have Creed being well Creed going for me, Jo Bennett definitely knowing some shit, not to mention Robert California being the “lizard king”! Though, unfortunately, Ryan isn’t doing anything, Stanley’s asleep, and I don’t think Kevin’s chilli can help here … never thought I’d say it but I think Dwight is my best bet😭 So, I’m just gonna hope the episode goes better than the Stress Relief “fire drills”… and only feel slightly better about my odds😅😅😂

Thanks for the tag! That was a fun one!! (And yeah, agreed, the 99 is one of the better options👏 & another great show) No pressure tags & as always welcome to anyone who wants to join :-)

@ladyylesbian @iwantavaldezinator @romantasyreader28 @evenifitshandcuffed @guardian-angel12

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Gotta say the fanfics cause I’m super into book binding right now & that sounds awesome :-) + thanks for the fun tag <3

No pressure tags & welcome to all:

@ladyylesbian @mysterylilycheeta @evenifitshandcuffed @tothestarsinvelaris @chaos-on-stand-bi

thanks for the tag @hellohallowedhalo i am taking. your dog <3

no pressure tagging @bumblewyn @bitchboy and whoever else wants to do this!

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“I miss you,” she said.

“Every day, I miss you.”

“And I wonder what you would have made of all this… Made of me.”

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Silver Spoons

by Erin Lecount.

I'll watch and learn from afar.

I'll pull the weeds from my heart, and put lipstick on for your family party, in the garden.

I stare at the house you were brought up in all the photographs and door frames are wooden.

I wish I'd known you when you were younger.

Before lovers.

'Cause l've changed my accent, and I gave a false name.

I hope I throw a party in a house of my own someday.

When you were a kid you’d come in through the back gate, your folks left a light on in case you get home late.

And I bet you grew up eating at the table, fed love from silver spoons, reasons to be grateful.

You ask about kids, I don't know if I'm able.

I bet you grew up being asked how your day was.

I bet you grew up grazing your knees, but the fall wasn't fatal like it was for me.

We're the product of love that we do not receive.

I'll corrupt every branch of this family tree.

I spilt the good wine, I panicked. A disaster, a knee-jerk reaction.

Then everyone around us starts laughing… is that how it's meant to happen?

Your mother said I'm always welcome to visit, to take second helpings. I said, "No, thanks." I'm so full of resentment, that I learned to fend for myself.

But you were sweet, I got mean. And when we fight, I refuse to eat. You're sensible, I'm hating it.

What a good job that your mother did!

You were kind, I was cruel. In another life maybe I was you, and I grew up into something good…

Somebody who could swallow love.

Silver spoons and butter knives, living hand to mouth I'm getting by.

Your love is spreading thin, but my medicine goes down alright.

Silver spoons and butter knives, living hand to mouth I'm getting by.

Just feed me love and give it time…

Oh, maybe in another life.

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Thanks a good question… funny, smart, kind, and something Fourth Wing/Rowan Whitethorn/PJO related? Idk if that’s a trademark or not😅😭🫶😂

I’ll ask the tag right back at ya :-) plus anyone who wants to😊

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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No pressure tags & welcome to anyone who wants to join☺️ though I love my moots too much so don’t drink the poison please😅😂🫶

@romantasyreader28 @mysterylilycheeta

I found this picrew so here's a game :]

create your own poison!

@bookwormgirl123 @imobsessed123 @gay-witches-are-the-best @alaydabug2 @thishumanformislimiting @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1

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I’ll bring the friendship bracelets

@ladyylesbian @mysterylilycheeta @evenifitshandcuffed

Moot Sleepover Starting Now

@a-fucking-tornado

@silentlydying

@fairyb0ii

@tori-spring12

@survivingmyownlife

@spir4nts-lun4r

@back-totheoldhouse

@aloserwholikesheartstopper

@moomoomwahaha

@xoxonxo

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Okay, Fourth Wing blogs now at

@violentdelightshavevioletends

Okay, I’m officially obsessed with Fourth Wing

Welcome to another land of side blogs😂