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[art-is-kayos]

Sketches I will probably never finish

[pyrobot1cs]

HOWDY MEET YOUR RESIDENT WEIRD FAGGOT

the name’s Rezi because I’m Terezi Pyrope from homestuck (real!) (fictionkin!) (my kin tag is #🧠🫀)feel free to call me Robo or anything else in my carrd though

it/its, zhe/hir/hirs, he/him, pronouns preferred (they’re in order of preference ). but I also like xe/xyr and red/reds,

im so t4t that i like everyone in a homosexual way

weird faggot is my gender identity AND sexuality

feel free to tag me in anything you think I’d like ! and please send asks

[who-is-page]

Happy 👏 Therianthropy Day 👏 It's that time ⏰ 👈 of year 🗓️ 😮 therian cummunity!!! 🦦 🍂 🐻 where the moon 🌑 is full 🌕 and our beds 🛏️ are too! 💦 😜 send 📲 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ furry friends 🐾 you'd get HOWLING 🐺 in the 👀 bedroom 🛋️ 🛏️ 💓 get 5️⃣ back and 😏 you'll be knotted 🪢 🍆 🪢 all night long 🌃 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you 🫵 are a going 🤯 to p-shift 🔥 🧨 🔥 into the 🌲 🍆 Horny 🦌 God 🌳 🍑 get 0️⃣ back and 😱 you're BANISHED 🏃‍♂️ 💨 to live 🏠 with the humans 🙅‍♂️ forever‼️

[hotvampireadjacent]

Twas the night 🌑 🌙 before 😂 DICKmas 🍆❄ 🌌🌠🎄and all 💯 through the house 🏠 🏠, BIG 😱 ERECTIONS ⬆ 🍆 WERE STIRRING 💯👌👀, AS BIG 😱😩 AS A MOUSE 🐭. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung 🍆🍑 ⬇️ from their groins 🍆 with good 👌 care 💅, 🏒 In hopes 🙏🙌 🙏🏼 MAGIC ✨🧙‍♂️ PUSSIES 🐱 😻🌈😜 soon 🔜 would be there. 😮😮 The SLUTS 👅💦 were all 💯 nestled, snug ⬆ in their beds 🛌 😴🛌 while dreams🤔💭 of RED 🔴 ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy 👨💍😍 in his 💦 G-STRING😉🌚, and I 👥 in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled 👍 down 🔻 for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝

Only a few ⏰ more hours 🕐 🕰 til ⬆ Santa 🎅 🎅🏾CUMS!!! 👊🏻💦🎊 Make 💘 sure 💯 your 👉🍆💦 cookie 🍪😳 🍪 is yummy 😋🤤 ✔️enough for him 👴 🎅🏿 to eat 👅🍑! 👅👅 Send 📨📬 this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your 👉🏿 SLUTTIEST 👄 😈 DICKMAS 🍆❄ 🌽COCKSUCKERS 🌽 to get 🉐 BUTTFUCKED 😵😵😵 by Santa’s XXXtra 🎅🏾 long 🕚 💈 North 👆 Pole 💈! 💈Have a MERRY 🎊 DICKMAS 😜👃🏻💦 and a SLUTTY 🍆💦 😜 NEW 🆕 YEAR 📆📅 😘😘😘

[amphibiahawks321]

🌑MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT🌑

[Y/N slowly waking up cause of a sound of a door creak and sees arlecchino opening the bedroom door]

M!Reader : H-huh? Rubs his eyes Arle? Where are you going?

[Arlecchino a bit surprised from Y/N's voice]

Arlecchino : Awake aren't we? I'm Just getting a glass of water sweetheart, go back to sleep I'll be right back in a minute

M!Reader : Yawns Okay... Might wanna check the children also if they're having nightmares

[Arlecchino nods before leaving the room making Y/N went back to sleep]

⏰Couple minutes later⏰

[Y/N again slowly waking up due to a sound of something being placed next to him, he can't quite see what it is due to the darkness]

[Y/N sees it turn its head to the side to make eye contact with him]

M!Reader : H-Huh? W-who are—......

M!Reader : ........

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Arlecchino immediately turns on the lamp shocked of Y/N's scream]

M!Reader : W-Where am i!?–Who are–!? Oh my goodness....

Arlecchino : My... That was quite a scream... I would be lying if I said I wasn't surprised by that

M!Reader : You looked like DEATH in the dark!

Arlecchino : My deepest apologies dear... I was getting a glass of water for you too.. are you alright? Would it relax you if we turn the lights on for tonight–

Lyney : WHAT WAS THAT!!?

[Lyney, Lynette and freminet immediately rushed into their room with their sleeping clothes on completely shocked]

M!Reader : Yes.... Please...

(After that every time Arle hops off the bed to do something while night time she made sure to turn on the lights in their room)

[cannibalsmayhem]

𓎟† TRANSiD C◇DES †𓎟

☂️ , 🍥 , 🔁 , 🔀 ~ TRANSiD ( GENERAL ) .

🌐 , ☁️ , 🔳 ~ TRACE .

💱 , 🧳 ~ TRANSNATi♡NALiTY .

📍 , ✈︎ ~ TRANSL♡CATiON

🌅 ~ TRETHNiC / TRANSETHNiC .

🥂 , 🏮 ~ TRANSCULTURE / TRANSCULTURAL .

🦯 , 🦿 , 🦽 ~ TRANSABLED .

💫 , 🐾 , ❤️‍🩹 , 🦚 ~ TRANSSPECiE .

🧬 , 🩻 ~ TRANSB♡DY .

📏 , 🧍 , 🧍‍♀️ ,🧍‍♂️ ~ TRANSHEiGHT .

⚖️ ~ TRANSWEiGHT .

🛐 , 🌙 ~ TRANSFAiTH / TRANSRELiGi♡US .

🩸 , 🎐 ~ TRANSAMiA / TRANSBL♡♡D .

⏰ , 🍭 ~ TRANSAGE .

🌱 , 🍭 ~ OTY ( ♡LDER TO Y♡UNGER ) .

🌾 , 🍭 ~ YTO ( Y♡UNGER TO ♡LDER ) .

⛅ , 🍭 ~ AGEFLUiD / AGEFLUX .

➕ , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSPLURAL .

🐌 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSTRAUMAGENiC .

🐚 , 🧼 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSEND♡GENiC .

🧠 , ⏫ ~ TRANSSEVERiTY .

♾️ , 🔄 ~ TRANSAUTiSTiC .

🦋 , 🫧 ~ TRANSADHD .

📼 , 🦋 ~ TRANSSYMPTADHD .

🎭 , 💢 ~ TRANSBPD .

🔇 ~ TRANSMUTE / TRANSMUET .

〰️ , 🔇 ~ TRANSMUTEFLUX .

🔕 , 👂 , 🦻 ~ DEAFTRiC / TRANSDEAF .

🛡️ , 🗯 , 💭 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSDiD .

🖇️ , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANS♡SDD .

🥢 , 🦯 , 🐚 ~ CANEiAN .

🔦 , 🎗 , 🌩 ~ TRANSEPiLEPSY .

📦 , 🍱 ~ TRANSiTEM .

🌑 , 🎗 , 🌙 , 💨 ~ TRANSADDiCT / DiADDiCT .

🎠 , 🌈 , 🏳️‍🌈 ~ TRANS♡RiENTATi♡N .

💥 , ☀️ , 🦸‍♂️ , 🦸‍♀️ ~ TRANSUPERP♡WER .

⚡ , 🌙 , 🌑 , 🪐 ~ TRANSZ♡DiAC .

💭 , 💡 , 🌐 ~ TRANSPHANTASiA .

💽 , 💿 ~ TRANSTHYMESiA .

☯ , 🎑 , 🌉 ~ TRANS♡PiNi♡N .

😈 , 📣 , 💢 ~ TRANSHATE / TRANSHATEFUL .

💔 , 💢 ~ TRANSHARM / TRANSHARMFUL .

🐘 , 🥚 ~ REPUBLiX .

🐎 , 🗳️ ~ TRANSDEM♡CRAT .

🔱 , ⚜️ ~ TRANSiNTR♡JECT .

🕰️⏰ , 🥣⏰ ~ TRANSiAN .

⏰️3️⃣ ~ TRiAGE .

🦠⏪⌛ ~ PANDEMAGE .

🇲🇽💯➕ ~ HYPERMEXiCAN .

☄️🌐 , ☄️☁️ ~ XEN♡RACiAL .

🖌️🧳 , 🖌️💱 ~ XENONATi♡NALiTY .

☄️🥂 , 🖌️🏮 ~ XEN♡CULTURE .

🔰🌼 , ♿️💝 , 🌸💕 ~ TRANSNEUAJU .

⚡️🦋 , ⚡️📼 ~ TRANSHYPERFiXiATi♡N .

💺🎈 ~ TRANSQUADRi / TRANSQUADRiPLEGiC .

🫀⏪🐌 ~ TRANSBRADiCARDiA / TRANSL♡WHEARTBEAT .

🎀💎🧬 ~ TRANSTRiNAN♡PiA .

💤⭐️ ~ TRANSNARC♡LEPSY .

🌡️🩸 , 📍🥊 , 🎭📌 ~ PERMAPAiN .

🦠5️⃣🐱 ~ TRANSFiV .

🔁🕖 ~ TRANSYEAR .

🗣️💬📊 ~ TRANST♡NE .

🔁🔊 , 🔁💬 ~ TRANSV♡iCE / ALTV♡iCE .

🔁🏳🔊 , 🏳💬 ~ TRANSACCENT .

🔢🔊 , 🔢💬 ~ POLYACCENT .

🔢🏳〰️🔊 , 🔢〰️💬 ~ ACCENTFLUX .

🌀 , 💬📝➕ ~ TRANSLiNGUAL .

🔁📱🔊 ~ TRANSAACUSE / TRANSACC .

🦇👤 , 🦷🦇 , 🌱👤 ~ DENTESB♡DiC .

🦎👤 , 🐊🦕 , 🌵👤 ~ SPiCiSB♡DiC .

🖐️👤 , 🐾🐓 , 🍂👤 ~ UNGUiB♡DiC .

😈👤 , 🦄🦏 , 🍁👤 ~ RAMUSB♡DiC .

🕊️👤 , 🐦🦇 , 🍃👤 ~ ALiSB♡DiC .

🐾👤 , 🐶🐱 , 🌳👤 ~ MANUSB♡DiC .

☔🚰💦 ~ TRANSRAiNWET .

🔁💗👁️ ~ TRANSL♡VERPUPiLS .

👁️🌈🧩 ~ TRANSC♡L♡REDEYES .

💛💜🤍 ~ TRANSiNTERSEX .

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 ~ TRANSTRANS .

💜🖤💛🤍 ~ TRANSENBY .

🕯️🍃 ~ TRANSCENT .

🕯️🌊 ~ FLUiDSCENT / SCENTiANFLUiD .

♟️🔄 ~ TRANSCLUB .

💚🩷⚰️🌎 ~ TCOAALiXURE .

✨ ~ TRANSCURE .

🥇⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMAFiRSTPLACE .

🥈⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMASEC♡NDPLACE .

🥉⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMATHiRDPLACE .

🟩☀️ ~ PERMAPARTiCiPACi♡N .

💤🛏🌙 ~ TRANSDiURNAL .

💤🛏☀️ ~ TRANSN♡CTURNAL .

⬆️⚧️ ~ TRANSM♡REDYSPH♡RiA .

⬇️⚧️ ~ TRANSLESSDYSPH♡RiA .

🔆✖️ , 🪻✖️ , 💛✖️ , 💜✖️ ~ TRANSGENDERDYSPH♡RIA .

🔀🧃🍭 ~ TRANSCHiLDH♡♡D .

📖🌟 ~ TRANSFiCTi♡NAL .

♾️🎭 ~ PERMAMASK .

🦇🪦 ~ TRANSVAMPiRE .

🖤⚰️ ~ TRANSDEAD .

🧪🕒 ~ TRANSRADiUMP♡iS♡NiNG .

🦠☢️ ~ TRANSEXPERiMENT .

🦾🌈 ~ TRANSPR♡STHETiC .

♾️💢 ~ PERMABRUiSE .

🔀⭕️ ~ TRANS♡BJECTUM / TRANS♡S♡R .

👨❤️💋👨 ~ TRANSFUJ♡ .

👩❤️💋👩 ~ TRANSHiMEJ♡ .

🪻🌎 ~ TRANSPEACEFUL .

🪷🌎 ~ TRANSHARMLESS .

🌱🪷🌎 ~ TRANSGREENTHUMB .

💉💢 ~ TRANSANTiVAX .

🔃🔗 ~ TRANSCRiMiNAL .

🔪 , 🔃🗡 , 🔃🔫 ~ TRANSKiLLER / TRANSMURDERER .

💜ϟϟ , 💜🍞 ~ TRANSN#4Zi .

💙ϟϟ , 💙🍞 ~ TRANSNE♡N#4Zi .

🌈☂️ , 🌈🍥 , 🌈🔁 ~ TRANSEVERYTHiNG / TRANSPAN / TRANSPANDiA .

🛡️🖇️ ~ TRANSDiD♡SDD .

☂️❔ , 🍥❔ , 🔁❔ ~ QUESTi♡NiNG TRANSiD .

☂️🤝 , 🍥🤝 , 🔁🤝 ~ TRANSiD H♡ARDER .

O = ♡ I = i !!

[awolconfessions]

AWOL CONFESSIONS INTRODUCTION

Greetings and salutations! This post will be an introduction to the outsiders coming across this blog rather than the people already included in our lil' group.

We'll start with some questions! Likely the biggest one; what is AWOL?

AWOL is an AU of the traffic series / life series! It's an adaptation in which every character is a different version from themselves in a different season; for example, TL and DL Cleo are two very different people. If you don't get it, don't worry, it'll end up being quite easy to follow! (And you're always welcome to ask any questions that come!) It's is a private roleplay that primarily takes place in our discord server, but we've taken some creative liberties to make it more fun and engaging for the people taking place in it. For example: giving our characters canon access to Tumblr! Which can only end so well, really. Alas!

Does this have anything to do with the content creators of Hermitcraft / The Life Series? It does not! AWOL is an independent creation and it wouldn't be the same without all of us working together to create something special and individual. It's a collection of artists, writers, and amazingly talented people coming together to spin so many wonderful stories of their own.

Any further questions can be sent through our ask box, but please make sure to tag them with // so we know if they're referring to the characters or not! Try not to ask insensitive questions referring to in-detail trauma of anybody's characters ─ we have some systems and plural people in our community who don't want that kind of attention. Anybody who directly ignores this one firm rule will have their ask be deleted and be promptly blocked. If you're interested, click on the 'keep reading' button to learn about our characters!

Let it be said that this blog is primarily roleplay sourced! We'll be posting and answering as different characters in the roleplay, and each character will have their own signoff. A list of the characters names, their pronouns and what they'll use to sign off their posts will be listed below in order of the life series and their placement in the format: "Life Slot!Username (nickname) ;; Pro/nouns (f/m/n nouns) ;; - signoff"

TL!Grian (Lilac/Blossom);; he/they/wing (masc/neu nouns);; -🪶 TL!GTWS (Sands / Poppy ) ;; he/him (masc nouns) ;;- 🏜️ TL/SL!ImpulseSV (Bloom) ;; he/they (masc/nb nouns) ;; - 🌩️ TL!Martyn (Sparrow) ;; he/him ;; -🌱🗡️ TL!Smallishbeans (Red) ;; He/She (masc/fem nouns) ;; 🐺 TL!ZombieCleo (Petal) ;; She/They (fem nouns) ;; 🌵 TL!EthosLab (Phobos) ;; He/They/It (masc/nb nouns) ;; 🔱 TL/SL!BdoubleO100 (Myosotis) ;; He/She/They ;; (masc/fem/nb nouns) ;;🌿

LL!ScottSmajor1995 (Stars) ;; he/him (masc nouns) ;; -✨ LL!Rendog (Knight/Kendog) ;; she/he (fem nouns) ;; - 🐶 LL!MumboJumbo ;; He/They/She (any nouns) ;; 🥔 LL!ImpulseSV ;; He/It (masc nouns) ;; 🎩 LL!SolidarityGaming (JJ) ;; she/they (fem/nb nouns) ;; -🥀 LL/SL!Skizzleman (Captain / Ody) ;; he/him (masc nouns) ;; -💗 LL/SL!Smallishbeans (Coreo/Bug) ;; He/They (mask/nb nouns) ;; - 🦋

DL/SL!PearlescentMoon (Peril) ;; she/any (fem nouns) ;; - 🌙DL!ZombieCleo (Stitches) ;; she/they (fem nouns) ;; - 💚 DL!Etho ;; he/she (masc/fem nouns) ;; - ⛵ DL!Grian (Violet) ;; She/They (Fem nouns) ;; 🌹 DL!SolidarityGaming (Jim) ;; he/him (masc nouns) ;; - 🐣 DL!Tangotek (Tatum) ;; He/Him (masc nouns) ;; - 🐦‍🔥 DL!InTheLittleWood (Sun) ;; He/Him (masc nouns) ;; - ☀️

LIML!InTheLittleWood (Mars) ;; They/It/He (nb/masc nouns) ;; 🪸 LimL!Impulse (Imp) ;; he/xe ;; -💫 LIML!BDoubleO100 (Sprout) ;; he/she/they (masc/gender neutral nouns) ;; - ⏰ LimL!Skizzleman (Skizz) ;; he/him (masc nouns) ;; - 🕊️ LimL!Boogeyman ?? (Cici) ;; they/it (nb nouns) ;; - 🌑 SL!Geminitay (Gem) ;; she/her (fem nouns) ;; - 🦌🗡 SL!LDShadowlady (Lotus) ;; she/her (fem nouns);; -🌷

Posts made by each character should be tagged with their signoff at the end of their post *and* in the tags so we can sort through them, and any comment made by a character should also be tagged with their signoff. Any posts answering questions made out-of-character will be tagged with #// OOC. Good luck, and enjoy! Family tree!

[unlicensedcardiologist]

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[crazytrolls]

Unnamed Trolls AU (Branch Centric)

✨🔮: Crystal 

🍵: Trolls 'Humanity' Effect

⏰: Time Effect 

👑: Ruler Stuff 

🎗: The Strings 

🥩: Gore 

🥚: Kids and Eggs 

🌱: Tree Crystal history 

❓: Questioning/Unsure/ Might Change

🌑🎋: Branch 

🌻: Smidge 

🦙: Cooper 

💝: Poppy 

Most likely creepy 

Animalistic 

Much larger then normal Trolls 

❓Should they be the only ones to have tails? (Except Country trolls)

🌱✨Feral Pop Trolls with a curse 

Most likely a Crystal curse (Under the Dying Pop Trolls Tree but due to the negativity it was slowly syphoning with the wishes and prayers, Despair and desperation of the Pop Trolls a Crystal slowly formed) 

🌱✨🍵Many Trolls have claws and tails to help balance because they could not use technology and other things to move forward since it would be destroyed on Trollstice or be targeted by the Burgans and used to find Pop Trolls, so they mostly just climb using their claws and hair and grab things with their tails

This leads to extremely strong leg and arm muscles 

🥩Most likely graphic 

🥩Most likely bloody 

:Stick🌑🎋: Fun fact Branch's Greying and coming in contact with it was what finally tipped the magic scale after he stumbled upon the Crystal (he has kept it since he finds it reminds him of his grandmother) ❓❓❓❓

Might change it to: where he found it while digging in the tunnels to make it safe and was going to give it to her as a birthday gift, saving it and was so happy that day that he started singing which got his Grandma Eaten 🥩(might change it to he gave her it but that was the thing she dropped?)🥩

He wanted to throw away the Crystal a first but didn't because he couldn't dare part with a gift that reminded him of her, especially since he knew they where escaping soon and wanted to take at least one thing with him before then 

❓❓❓❓

⏰Transformation happens slowly

 🔮⏰It only took 3 years for them all to fully turn only because Branch didn't try to hang around others much especially while feral (✨the closer and more exposed the faster the Transformation) 

⏰✨Only Trolls around the crystal at that time where effected 

⏰✨Aka No Trolls (who did not spend time around the tree by the time of Branches Greying) changed (Aka Brozone, and half formed PutPut Trolls with Viva)

However- the transformation does stop when enough distance is put between them and the Crystal (Aka Putput Trolls) 

⏰🥚Younger Generations don't see King Peppy as their king nor knew him to be their leader over years worth of time before transformation so of course they would challenge him when of age 

🔮⏰🥚The Younger they are the easier the transformation is (So the younger trolls started getting very sick first and started transforming, most elder Trolls don't make it most of the time) 

No Troll noticed until it was far too late to change anything because they where looking for a place to settle down and call home, (they only though that disease was spreading though-out the village while they where looking for a home)

🌑🎋🥚Branch was taken into the fold of the group quickly especially since he was young and their basic instincts said to protect young (he was noticed a lot due to the crystals pull on their instincts) 

🌑🎋🥩❓Branch also is the Bearer of the Crystal and has it tightly looped in knots around either his wrist, ankle, or neck (though he tends to nearly strangle himself when he puts it around his neck Bc he doesn't know how to tie thins so he just wraps them Around his body tightly and switches things up when the area grows numb or irritated 

🌑🎋🌻 👑Branch is actually a Competitor for the position of leader as well as Smidge because they are both strong 

NOTE - 🌑🎋👑Branch of course was a bit less swayed to fight for the position and as an older Pup fought that instinct actually but as soon as he knew about Poppy's Challenge he immediately signed himself up naturally to fight for the position especially since he was of age 

🍵Protein and meat was extremely valuable and sought after when the Burgas trapped them in the cage and Built around it, they could not get much of it and many died of starvation and lack of nutrients so they have desire to hunt meat and bugs for food 

🍵Children where always fed first when it came to meat and protein so the children have a greater liking to it 

🍵Most Trolls will actually protect what they find 'small and helpless' because of their past with the Bergans

🍵✨Only Trolls are effected, the Crystal makes any other species feel sick or uncomfortable 

🍵Ferals still know how to do things because they remember doing those things 

🥚🦙Cooper hatched near the Crystal and is far more feral and wild because he doesn't have anything to tie him down like the other Trolls 

🍵🥚⬆️The Children are also like this as well 

🎗👑💝The string of Pop Music is woven onto the hair of the Pack Leader (They follow King Peppy Instinctively because they remember him as one, there have been no fights for the position until Poppy started to Grow up and challenge her father) 

🎗The string is played by the leader once every year on the day of their escape because they are still drawn to the music- Branch isn't as much as the others but the pull of the string is far more powerful then his disdain of it 

[art-is-kayos]

Pen doodles and a shitpost

MotWE spoilers under cut.

And here's prediction stuff for canto 7 that I had nowhere else to put

Trust me I am objectively correct

Also shoutout to C for never me alone in my own mind. Very fun thank you so much I function so. normally.

And the meme I drew over.

Small addendum but I have a crack theory that the barber helped with Dante's clock but I genuinely have no evidence for this.

[crazylittlejester]

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stay sigma!

DID YOU JUST SEND ME EVERY SINGLE EMOJI IN ORDER IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

i DID post mandarin wars anons fic!! well… the first chapter at least 😭 I REALLY HOPE THEY’RE ABLE TO SEE IT

and i’ll get to yours at some point don’t worry man, it just may not be a while i have school starting up soon (boooo)

[threebooksoneplot]

As we near the end of our New Moon season here on Three Books One Plot...

We'll be catching up on posts for the rest of the month. That means you're about to be inundated with MVP polls, the official questions of each week, and the rest of our episode announcements from the latter half of season two. Don't lose your chance to participate this season, and get ready to vote, answer, and indulge in all the nonsense we're throwing your way! 🥳

As always be sure to follow us on all of our socials, stream our newest episode out today, or catch up on season two now before it's too late to email us your two cents on our New Moon-esque topics. 🍏🌑⏰

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)

So uhhhhhh

...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special

But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.

So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.

Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.

[Creep]

When 🕗 you 👉 were ➕ here 📍 before 😺 Couldn't 🙅‍♂️ look 👀 you 👈🏼 in 🍑💦 the eye 😙 You're 🏼 just 😤😤 like 🩸 an angel 😇 Your 👉 skin ♂️ makes 🖕 me 🥵🥵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 cry 👤😢😭 You 😳 float 🚣‍♀️👩‍✈️💆🏻‍♀️ like 👍 a feather In 🛌 a beautiful 🔴🔷🔸 world 🤷🌍 I 😀 wish 🌠 I 😣🤐 was special 👁️👄👁️ You're 🏻 so fuckin' 👉👌 special 👁️👄👁️ But 🔚🎮🍑 I'm 💦👌🏻💪 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 💥 a weirdo 🤪 What ❓ the hell 👦 am 🙌 I 👀😂 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁📍 I 👀 don't 💰 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 📍 I 🧠👅 don't ❌ care 😜😩 if it hurts 🤕 I 😍 wanna 😱 have 🈶 control 🤔🎮 I 🏻 want 🤬 a perfect 💯 body 👀 I 🙋‍♂️ want 👄 a perfect 😜😚🥰 soul 👻 I 😀 want 🤲🤲 you 😀🤟 to notice 👎 When 🍑 I'm 💆‍♀️ not 🚯 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 So fuckin' 👌🏻💯 special 👉😎👈 I 👌 wish 🙏🙏🙏 I 😊 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm 😇 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 📍 a weirdo 🤪 What 🤔😡 the hell 🐕😭📛 am 👄 I 👏👏😠 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁 I 💭🏿 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ She's 👩🏾 running 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😍 out 😾 the door 🚪 (run) 🏃‍♂️ She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 running 🏃‍♀ out 😜🚪 She 👩🏾👩🏿 run, 🏃 run, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ run, 🏃🏃 run 🏃 Run 🏃🏃 Whatever 😴 makes 🖕 you 😀 happy 😁 Whatever 💯 you 👈 want 😋 You're 😭 so fuckin' 😩 special 👁️👄👁️ I 👀 wish 🌠 I 👀🌈 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm ☝️ a creep 👀🤫 I'm 👏🏻 a weirdo 🤪 What 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ the hell 🔥🥵 am 🙌 I 👅 doin' 🤓 here? 🥵 I 😊 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 💦💪 I 😞😳 don't 🙅‍♀️ belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🔪🔥

[Common People]

She 👩 came 👅🍆💦 from 😤 Greece 🇬🇱 she 👩 had ✊ a thirst 💦 for 💦 knowledge 📚 She 🥰 studied sculpture at Saint 😈 Martin's College That's 🦎 where 👀 I 🙀 Caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ her 👩 eye 😻 She 👩 told 👉 me ✌️ that 😐 her 👩 dad 😪🏼 was loaded I 😀 said, 😁 in 🍑 that 💀 case 😎💯 I'll 🎅👏 have 🎲 rum and Coca-Cola She 🙉 said 💬 fine 🙊 And then 🙈👱 in ☮️ thirty 🕧 seconds 😫 time 😁✨💞 she 👩 said 💬🙈 I 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wanna 🤕 live 🐙 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👩👫 I 😀 wanna 👯‍♂️ do ⏳ whatever 😐 common 🐩 people 👫 do 🦤 Wanna 🤕 sleep 😴 with common 😍 people 👨 I 😊 wanna 🙇🙇 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Like 💖 you 👈 Oh 🦋 what 🍑 else 🏿😩 could 🤔🤔 I 🏻 do 👏🚫👀 I 😊 said 🗣️🗣️ I'll, 📷 I'll 🙅🏿🎡 see 👀 what ❓ I 😊 can 🦎 do ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I 😩 took ✋ her 👄 to a supermarket I 😀 don't ✋ know 🤓 why 🤔 But 🍑 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 had 💔 to start 💢 it somewhere 👉 So it started 🆕 there 😂 I ℹ️ℹ️ said 💬 pretend 🙃 you've 😦 got 🉐 no 😣😣😣 money 👛 She 💁‍♀️ just 😡 laughed 😂 and said 💬 Oh 😯 you're 🥵 so funny 😃 I 😏 said; 🗣️ yeah ☔ I 😊 can't 💦💦 see 👀 anyone 🙋 else 🖤 smiling ✨💫🧚‍♀️ in 🧚🏻 here 🍒 Are you 🤡 sure? 👍 You 👈 wanna 👯‍♂️ live 🐙 like 💁‍♀️ common 🐩 people 👪 You 🕛👊 wanna 😷 see 👥 whatever 😒 common 😍😍 people 👫 see 👀 Wanna 🌺 sleep 🛏 with common 😍😍 people 👩👫 You 👦👉 wanna 🥀 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 💁 Like 👋 me 👦 But 😜 she 👩 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ understand 😆😅😊 She 🙋‍♀️ just 👌 smiled and held 👨‍💼 my 😖🙂 hand 🤲 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙🆙🆙 a shop Cut 😣 your 👈 hair 💇 and get 🔥 a job 💼 Smoke 💨 some 🐺💯 fags and play 🎲 some 💥💥 pool 🎱 Pretend 🙃 you ‼️‼️ never 🚫 went 💨 to school 😑 But 🍑 still ⏰👠 you'll 🤓 never 🙅 get 🉐 it right 🔰🔰 'Cause 🔫 when 🕛🕐 you're ❌ laid 🍆 in 🅰️ bed 🛌 at night 🌑🌑 Watching 👀 roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 😊 called 👱🏽📞 your 👈 dad 🌱 he 👨 could 👈 stop ✋ it all, 💯 yeah 🚜

You'll 👸 never 🚫 live 💣👦 like 💖👍 common 🐩 people 👥 You'll 🏃👧 never 🚫 do 👂 whatever 💯 common 😍😍 people 👨👲 do 👌 You'll 👏 never ❌ fail 🤧🤧 like 😄 common 😍 people 😣👥 You'll 👏 never ❌❕❕❕❕ watch 👀 your 🍂 life 💓 slide 🎉🎢 out ↘️ of view ⛲ And you 👈 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because ➡️ there's 😹 nothing 😜🤙✋ else 😔 to do 😆 Sing 🎤🎙️ along 🎶 with the common 🐩 people 👫👬👭 Sing 🎶😙 along 💁🔚 and it might 🤷🏻‍♀️ just 🕛👀 get 🉐 you 👈 through 🧑‍⚖️ Laugh 😄 along 💁🔚 with the common 😍 people 👩‍🌾 Laugh 😂 along 🔚🔚 even 🌃 though 💫🧚🏻💗 they're 👥 really 👅😻 laughing 😅 at you 😀😀😀 And the stupid 🤤 things 👆👀 that 😐🤔 you 🤗🤖 do 🚶‍♂️ Because 🎉 you 👉👦 think 🤔 that 😐 poor 💸 is cool 😎 Like 🎅 a dog 🐩 lying 🤥 in 👏🏡 a corner 🌽 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will 👏💰 bite 👄 you 😀 and never ❌🔚 warn you 👈 Look 👀 out, 👉 they'll 👯‍♂️ tear 😂 your 😩 insides 💠 out 👉 'Cause 😛🤓 everybody 👴👵👨 hates 😡 a tourist Especially one 1️⃣ who 📷 thinks 🪐 it's all ➡️🕥2️⃣ such 😛🍎 a laugh 😐 Yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 and the chip 🍟 stains and grease Will 🐼 come 🌽 out 😵😵 in ☝🏻 the bath 🛀 You 😀 will 💰🏼 never ✖️ understand ✖️ How 🤔 it feels 😤 to live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 your 🙌 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 With no ⛔ meaning 😏 or control 🕺 And with nowhere ❓ left 👈 to go 🦗 You 😀🤟 are amazed 😳 that 🤔 they 👥👨 exist And they 🏽 burn 🔥 so bright 😎 Whilst 🎩 you 👈 can 😜 only 🤏 wonder 💭 why 🤔 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙 a shop Cut ❓😱 your 👩‍💼 hair 🙆 and get 🉐 a job 👅🍑🤪 Smoke 🚫 some 😋 fags and play 🎽 some 🌽 pool 🏊 Pretend 🙃 you 👈 never ❌ went 👣 to school 🍯🍵☕🍯🍼☕ But 🍑 still 👠📞 you'll 👈 never ❌ get 🔟 it right 📐 'Cause 💋 when 🍑 you're 👌 laid 😂 in 🍑🙍 bed 😴🛌 at night 🌙 Watching 👁️ roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 👉🤖 called 📲 your 👉 dad 👨 he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ could 😟 stop ✋ it all 👾 Yeah 😩 Never 🚫 live 😜 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👶 Never 😅 do 😣 what 💘💦👑 common 🐩 people 👫👨 do 🍆👺 Never 🚫 fail 🚫 like 👍 common 😍😍 people 👨 You'll 😭 never 🚫 watch 👀 your 🌽 life 👊🧬 slide 😏 out 🔍 of view ⛲ And then 🙄 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because 🙆🏽 there's 😹 nothing 💃🏼 else 🙅‍♀️ to do 🤨 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 👥 like 💖 you 👈 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👩👨 like 💖 you 🦎 Wanna 🙏 live 💣 with common 🐩 people 👩‍🌾 like 😻👫 you 👏 Wanna 🤘🏻 live 👦 with common 😍😍 people 👫 like 😛 you 🦎 Wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 🤥🤫 like 📷 you 👆 Wanna 🙇🙇 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 with common 🐩 people 👨 like 👧👍 you 👈 I 💁 wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👪 like 💗 you 👉 Oh, 😯 la, 🧚 la, 💰 la, 🎶 la 🎶 Oh, 😳 la, 💰💰 la, 💰 la, 💰💰 la 💅 Oh, 😰 la, 🎶 la, 💰 la, 💰 la 🎶 Oh, 🍤 la, 💰💰 la, 🎶 la, 🧚 la 😼 Oh 🦋 you 👉

[Even Flow]

Freezin' 🥶🥶 Rests his 💦 head 💆🗣️ on 🔛 a pillow made 👑 of concrete again 🥳 Oh, 🐦🎉 feelin' Maybe 🤔 he'll 🔙🔙 see 🙈👀 a little 🤏 betters, any 💦 days 🗓️ Oh, 😰 hand 🤟 out 💋 Faces 😃😍 that 🏻 he 👨🏻 sees 👀😲 time ⏳ again ❌😬 ain't ❌ that 😈 familiar Oh, 🚙 dark 🌚 grin 😄 He 📷 can't 👽 help, 😢😬 when 🕗 he's 👨 happy, 😁 he 📷 looks 👀 insane 🍑🤪 Even 🌓 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 🦋 he 👨 don't 🚫👎 know, 💭 so he 😳 chases them ➡️😇 away 😂 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 someday yet ❗❗ he'll 🤴 begin 📦 his 🤜🍖 life 🦧🦧🦂🐴 again 🥳 Life 📅 again, 🥳 life 💓 again ❌ Kneelin' Lookin' 👀👀 through 💸 the paper 🤓 though 💥💭 he 💁‍♂️ doesn't 😚 know 🤔 to read 📖 Oh, 😉😯 prayin' Now 😏 to something 👤❔ that 😷😯 has 👍 never 😅 showed him 💦👱 anything 😫 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 feelin' Understands the weather 🌡 of the winter's on ⬇️ its way 💅 Oh, 🙀🆗 ceilings Few 😋🔢 and far 🌌 between 👄 all 💯 the legal 💰😋 halls of shame 😳 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🎀 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😳 he 👥 don't 🚫 know, 😍 so he 👥👉 chases them 🚼 away 😂 Oh, 🙀 someday yet ✨ he'll 🤴 begin 🔘 his 🙈 life 😀 again 😬 Whispering hands ✋👌🤛 gently 👅 lead 👑 him 👴 away 😂 Him 👴 away, 😇 him 👴 away 👋 Yeah, 🌍 ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ ah 🥶 yeah, 🙌 fuck ⬆️🖕👦🖕 it up 🔝 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 👍 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😧😅 he 📷 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 know, 🚫😱 so he 👨 chases them 😱 away 🔜💨 Ah, 😱 someday yet 👇👀 he'll 👦 begin 🐢 his 🦋🌟❄️ life 🤤💓 again 🤞🤞😎‼️✔️ Whispering hands 👐 gently 👅 lead 👉👌💦 him 👨 away 👋 Him 👴 away, 🥰 him 👴 away 😂😂 Yeah, ✅ ooh 🦗

[Closer]

You 💁 let 👫 me 😏 violate 💯 you 👈🏽 You 😀😊 let 👫 me 🤷🏻‍♂️ desecrate ❌ you 👈 You 💕 let 🙆 me 😰💯 penetrate you 💗 You 😻😻🥵🥵 let 💂 me 👀 complicate you 👈 I 👥 broke 💔 apart 💖💕💓 my 👪👨 insides 💠 (Help 💁 me) 🙋‍♀️ I've 💯 got 🙈 no ✋ soul 😱 to sell 💸 (Help 👏🔈👏🔈 me) 🥺 the only 🤣 thing 🕑 that 👉💀🔕🐑 works 👍🏻 for 👻 me 👊🤰👏 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 get 5️⃣ away 😂 from 👊 myself 👈 I 💰 wanna 😡 fuck 🍑💦 you 🏼👨 like 💖 an animal 🐯 I 😣🤐 wanna 🌺 feel 😁 you 😊 from 👉 the inside 💠 I 😀 wanna 💀 fuck 👉😉 you 🤟 like 🦊 an animal 🐁 My 😀 whole 💦 existence 😂👌 is flawed You 👈 get 5️⃣ me 😤 closer 🤡➡️ to God 💃 You 👉 can 🔫 have 🈶 my 🏿 isolation You 👉 can 😜 have 🅰️ the hate 😡 that ☑️ it brings 🚶 You 👀👈 can 🔫💦 have 🈶 my 😊 absence of faith 🚫⛪ You 👉👨 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ have 🈶 my 😀 everything 💯 you 🏻👈 tear 🤣 down 🤗 my 💅 reason 🤔 (Help 🦎 me) 🕴🏻 it's your 👉 sex 🍆 I 😊 can 🔫💦 smell 👃 (Help 🦎 me) 😤 you 😊🤟 make 🧃 me 🦶 perfect 😜😚🥰 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 become 😌 somebody 👤 else 😁 I 🤚🏽 wanna 🎀 fuck 🖕 you 😱🤯😳 like 🌟 an animal 🐔 I 😊 wanna 💀 feel 😁 you 👊 from 🧚‍♀️ the inside 🧑 I 😊😊😊 wanna 😱 fuck 😏 you 😀 like 💓 an animal 🐖 My 🍗 whole 💦 existence 👌 is flawed You 😊😀 get 🉐 me 👩🏻 closer 🤡➡️ to God 🙏🤔 Through 👉⏬ every 😹 forest 🌲 Above 🆙🆙🆙 the trees 🌲 Within 😱 my 😵 stomach 😂🤣 Scraped off 😍 my 🎎 knees 🧎‍♂️🤏 I 👥 drink 🧉🍻🧉🍸 the honey 🐝 Inside 💠 your 🍌👉 hive You 🤟 are the reason 🧐 I 😊 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ alive 🥴

[Supersonic]

I 🙀 need 👍 to be 😡🐝 myself 😈👑 I 🙋 can't ❌ be 🐝 no ❌ one ☝️ else 😁 I'm 🤩 feeling 😌 supersonic Give 🎁 me 🏻 gin and tonic You 😊🤟 can 🎥 have 😑 it all, 💯 but 🤔 How 💁❓ much 🔥 do 🏆 you ✨🧚🏻💖 want 😍 it? You 🤟 make ✊ me 🚨🏾 laugh 😆😂 Give 👐 me 🤩 your 👉 autograph Can ❌🔫 I 😩 ride 🚲 with you 👈 In 🍝🥫 your �� BMW? You 👈🏼 can 💦🔫 sail ⛵ with me 👩🏻 In 👉 my 😅 yellow 🚸 submarine You 👈 need 😬 to find 🔍👤 out 😜 'Cause 😛🤓 no 👎 one's 🩱 gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ tell 🗣️🙊 you 💞👑✨ what 🤷🚟 I'm 👌 on 🔛 about ✨ You 😶 need 👍 to find 👀🔍 a way 😤✋ For 🎅🎁 what 😦 you 👦 wanna 🤕 say 😝 But 🍑🙋 before 😂 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 💋 my 🧚 friend 😀 said 💬 he'd take 🤲🏻 you 😊 home 🏚 He 💁‍♂️ sits in 📥 a corner 🌽 all 🙄🙅‍♀️ alone 👥 He 📷 lives 👤👈💓 under 😀 a waterfall Nobody 🙅 can 😳 see 👀 him 👴 Nobody 🙄 can 🧠 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 😧 call 🥣 Nobody 😯 can 🥫 ever 😤 hear 👂 him 👌😂💕 call 🤙 You 🙌 need 👉 to be 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ yourself 💁👈 You 😊 can't 🚫 be 😳 no 🏾 one 🦴 else 🏿😩 I ☝️ know 🙅‍♂️🤕🤷 a girl 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 called 🔳 Elsa She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 into 👉 Alka-Seltzer She 👧 sniffs it through 🧑‍⚖️ a cane 🍭 On 🔛 a supersonic train 🚂💨🦵💧🦵 And she 👩 makes 🖕 me 👧 laugh 😂 I 😢👨 got 📷 her 👩 autograph She 🥰 done ‼️ it with the doctor 👨‍⚕ On 🔛 a helicopter 🚁 She's 👩🏾 sniffing in 😛 a tissue Selling The Big 🤤😩 Issue 😭 And she 👩 finds 🔍 out 😜🚪 No 🙅🚫 one's 💚 gonna 💪💪 tell 📟 her 🙄🙄🧐 what 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm 🙉😂 on 🧐😛😔😔😔 about 🧚‍♀️ You 😊 need ✊😇 to find 👀 a way 🤚 For 🍆🔜 what 😦 you 👈 wanna 😱 say 😫 But 🍑 before 😴 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 🔫 my 👸 friend 👩👨 said 💬 he'd take 😀👀 you 👈 home 👪👪👪 He 📷 sits in 🕺 a corner ◼️ all 💯 alone 😢 He 👥 lives 💓 under 😡 a waterfall Nobody 😯 can 💸🔫 see 😌 him 👴 Nobody 🙅 can 💦💦 ever 🤔 hear 👂 him 👨 call 😠 Nobody 🙅🤐 can 🦎 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 🤭 call 📞

[Heart-Shaped Box]

She 🤠💕 eyes 👀 me 🥰 like 💖 a Pisces 🐟 when ⏰ I 👄💦💦💦🦾 am 👩‍👧👨‍👧‍👧 weak 👶 I've 😊 been 🏼 locked 🔐🔏 inside 👸👆 your ⚠️ heart-shaped box 📦 for 🤡 weeks I've 🙋 been 👦 drawn into 🚪 your 💦 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😊 wish 😜🙏 I 🚫 could 🔮 eat 🍔👅 your 📉 cancer ♋ when 😀 you 😊🤟 turn 🔄 black ⚫ Hey 😡 Wait ✋✋ I 💋🐛 got 👍 a new 🚡 complaint Forever 😻 in ⬇️ debt to your 🌊 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🎆🎊 Wait ⌚ I 👇 got 🉐 a new 👌 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 🎻📯🎺 debt to your 👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 😳😽 I 🤫 got 📷 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 😪😭 in 💆 debt to your 🏻 priceless advice 👏 Your ✨ advice 👏 Meat-eating orchids forgive no 🙅 one 1️⃣ just 😂 yet 😇 Cut ❓😱 myself 😉 on 🔛🏿 angel 😇 hair 💇 and baby's breath 🐙👄 Broken 💔 hymen of Your 👈 Highness, I'm 🤧 left 👈🌰 black ⚫ Throw 🥴 down ⤵️ your 👉😩 umbilical noose so I 😈 can 😜 climb 🧗‍♂️ right 📷 back 👉 Hey 👋🏻 Wait 🚏 I 😌 got 😂 a new 🆕 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 💘😜 debt to your 🍌👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 🚏 I 😊 got 💕 a new 🥝🥝 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🚮 debt to your 🖕🏼 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait 🙇😯 I 😊 got 🔌 a new 😱 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🔚 debt to your 😇 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 She 🤷🐰 eyes 🤩 me 🤓 like 🌸 a Pisces ♓ when 💕 I 🤢 am ⌚ weak 👶 I've 🤩 been ✳️🚗😘 locked 🔐🔏 inside 💠 your 👉 heart-shaped box 🎁 for ⌛ weeks I've 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 been 💴🥜 drawn into 👉 your 👉 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥❌ could 🤔 eat 🍔 your 👉 cancer 🦀 when 📷 you 😚 turn 🦷 black 🖤 Hey 😠 Wait 🙇😯 I 🙀 got 🏻😩 a new ❤️ complaint Forever 😪😭 in 🙈 debt to your 👉🏽 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🙋 Wait ✋✋ I 🙋 got 🉐 a new 💇‍♀️ complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 👉 debt to your 😡👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait ⌚ I 😛 got 💦 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 😜👌 debt to your 🥺 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 Your 🕺 advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏

[Parklife]

Confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ is a preference for 🤦 the habitual voyeur Of what 👏 is known 💫 as (Parklife) And morning 🌅 soup 🎾🍜 can 🥫 be 😖 avoided If you 😊 take 👀 a route 🙃🙂 straight 📏 through 🪀 what 😦 is known 💫 as (Parklife) John's got 😩 brewer's droop He 📷 gets 🉐 intimidated by 😓 the dirty pigeons They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 love 😍 a bit 😁 of him 👴 (Parklife) Who's 😈 that ❗🎢 gut 🤤 lord 👑 marching 🌲 You 👉 should 💘👶 cut 😣 down ⏬ on 😼 your 👌 pork 🐖 life 💓 mate Get 🉐 some 👨💭 exercise 🙆‍♂ All 😉 the people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 So many ❔ people 😣👥 And they 💁 all 🥺 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 👉⏬ their 👥 parklife Know 💭 what 🧡💛 I 😊 mean? 👀👅 I 🤢 get 🔟 up 👍 when 🔜 I ✨ want 🥞 Except 😮 on 😳 Wednesdays When 💁🏻 I 🐑🙏 get 5️⃣ rudely awakened by 😃 the dustmen (Parklife) I 😀 put 😏 my 😖 trousers 👖 on, 🔛🔛 have 🔵😤 a cup ☕ of tea ☕ And I 👀 think 🤔💭 about 🤔 leaving the house 🛖🏚️ (Parklife) I 🐑😎 feed 🍴 the pigeons, I 🎧 sometimes 🕐 feed 🍆 the sparrows too 🧍‍♀️ It gives 😚 me 🔒 a sense 💰 of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then 🥵 I'm 😈 happy 😊 for 🍆🔜 the rest 😪 of the day 🌸💞 Safe 🌺 in 👮 the knowledge 📖 there 😱😳 will 🍭🔵🎷 always 🧢 be ➡️ A bit ▪️ of my 👈 heart 🖤 devoted to it All 🟣 the people 👨 So many 👬 people 👩👫 And they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 😢🙍 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 🧑‍⚖️ their ⭕ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got 👏 nothing 🚫 to do 👌 with Vorsprung durch Technik, you 👊 know? 💭👅💭 (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not ✖️ about 💦 you 👈 joggers Who 💁 go ❤️ round ⭕ and round 🔁 and round 🔁 (Parklife) (Parklife)

I hate myself

(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Can you guess the DuckTales 2017 characters based on these emojis?

🦿🌑🚀

🔮📚🥧

🎀🏹🍔

🎩💰🗺️

🦐🌊🔬

📱🚁💵

🏴‍☠️🛩️🎶

🧞🗡️🎂

⏰🛁💡

💣💵🦈

🍀🛥️🎰

🛸🛼🍦

[peachpixiebby]

🗑️🙇‍♀️🤳🍂🌑🫗🫙⚓️🏚️⏰🧭⏱️⏲️⌛️🪫🪤🚬🕳️🛌📈📉📆🔐❤️‍🩹🆘💢🌀💤🚮🆗🔄➰🃏🕑🕖🕣

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