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AJ lying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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How do u feel about younger fans of your comic? Like teens?
i don't really care if teens read my comics. there are way more harmful things they could be doing with their time
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im a teenager and i read your comic instead of smokong cigarettes. thanks
this is why i do what i do
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I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window
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Disco Elysium is so funny what do you mean they tried to teach dolphins and corvids revolutionary communism to try and break the laws of physics
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Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk

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fucking important to me
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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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