#“the tree” au

[bleghbleghladydeath]

THE TREE!!!

Teehee. TW: Cursing, blood, slightly gross imagery, suggestive sentences and actions, Habit being Habit, and The Rake eating a random chicken raw. Thoughts of cannibalism and murder induced by abuse, attempted murder.

Habit sighed as sap stuck to his fingers and ran down his arm. The Tree was staring at Habit silently as he checked it for termites, wasps, and other types of burrowing bugs that can damage it. Habit sighed, Evan's voice screaming in his head. He pulled the serum out his pocket and dripped it into The Tree's stomach hole. Its limbs creaked as it looked at Habit. Habit reached up and The Tree leaned forward so it's flat face connected with Habit's calloused hand.

"You alright buddy?" Habit hummed.

The Tree groaned and laid down. Habit sighed, leaving the room. Vinny waited outside the door silently. "Come on." Habit snapped.

Vinny rushed to follow Habit nervously. Vinny rubbed his eye; his dark eye bags made him look older as well as his thick beard. Habit stretched. "So, Vin, want to get McDonalds?" Habit asked.

Vinny shrugged and Habit smiled. "Ah, Vinny, I love it when you're not babbling, your better quiet!" Habit said.

Vinny nodded and Habit wrapped an arm around his hip, smiling. "But maybe I would like you making noise if you were in bed." Habit joked.

Vinny's eyes got big and jerked away from Habit. Habit laughed and froze. Rake was tearing into a chicken, blood running down it's chin and arms. The chicken's intestines hung out, dripping blood on the floor. Rake turned and stared, it dropped the chicken and ran. Habit hummed and looked at Vinny. Vinny turned away. Habit smiled and walked off. Habit went back to the higher up's halls. The Observer was scribbling some pages aggressively. Habit sighed, getting some neon purple spray paint. He shook it and started to spray paint the walls as he does when bored. He drew a rabbit head with an arrow through the head. The walls are covered with neon purple spray paintings of dead rabbits, killed in many ways, some are hyper detailed, some are just a simple something. He started to do something much less simple, staring at the wall. Vinny sat down next to The Observer, watching him scribble. The Observer looked over and shoved Vinny away, onto the floor. Vinny sighed and sat on the floor behind Habit's favorite armchair, leaning against the back. He listened to the spray and shake alternation. He then looked up as Jeff's body nailed to the ceiling, at this point he's rotted enough that his muscles have rotted, and his skin is peeling off. Vinny stared silently and looked at Alex next, poor kid. Habit peeked around the chair and looked up. "...Why you staring at a dead body?" Habit asked.

He then noticed the tears in Vinny's eyes and groaned. "You're such a big whiney baby!" Habit groaned.

He flopped around and grabbed a ladder and started to spray paint rabbit ears next to the top of Jeff's head, then Alex's head. "Boom, now they're really rabbits!!" Habit laughed.

He went back down, and Vinny just stared silently. Habit then had Vinny lay down and sprayed rabbit ears on the floor. Vinny rolled onto his side, hugging himself. Habit groaned. "Stop being depressed!" Habit whined.

Vinny covered his ears, closing his eyes. Habit stared before gasping and running over to a box. "Oh, oh, oh, guess what I found at a costume store!" Habit said.

The Observer looked over and smiled as Habit pulled out rabbit ears and tail. He went over to Vinny and nudged him in the stomach with his converse. Vinny opened his eyes and jumped back when Habit dropped them in front of Vinny. Vinny stared and looked up at Habit, confused. "Put them on!" Habit said excitedly.

Vinny grabbed them and put them on, he refused the tail though, but he didn't have much of a choice when The Observer picked him up and held him still while Habit forced it on him. Vinny stood there, glaring at the floor. Habit laughed and The Observer started taking photos, cackling. Vinny held his arm tight, digging his nails into his arm until blood trickled down his arm. He bit his lip till he tasted copper in his mouth to. He started to shake. Habit and The Observer didn't notice, they just kept laughing. The Observer started to film Vinny. "Come on bunny, dance!" The Observer laughed.

Habit was holding his stomach now, tears in his eyes.

"O-Oh my god, this is fucking priceless!" Habit cackled.

Viny dug deeper into his arm, blood staining his fingers and dripping on the floor. He stopped biting his lip and just grinded his teeth together. He felt The Observer throw a Monster can at him and he flinched. "Dance rabbit!" Habit cackled, throwing another one at Vinny.

Vinny feels like he's on the very edge of insanity, the very edge of taking Habit's neck and tearing everything out with his bare hands before eating it all. He giggled softly and lunged, going for Habit's throat. Habit screamed, falling back as Vinny clawed at his neck. The Observer tried to pull Vinny off, but Vinny pushed him away, trying his best to get through Habit's flesh, his pupils are huge, he screamed at the top of his lungs, just deciding to punch Habit in the throat, over and over again. Finally, Habit kicked him across the room, coughing and hacking as he crawled away, blood running from the scratches along his neck. "Pin that fuck down!" Habit yelled at The Observer.

He coughed as The Observer tried to control Vinny. Vinny slung him away and ran back at Habit, going back to clawing at his throat. Eventually he sunk his teeth into Habit's neck and jerked. Habit screeched, eyes glowing purple. He slung Vinny off, crawling away. The Observer tried to catch Vinny again, but he just got caught in the balls by Vinny's fist. He got back on top of Habit and started to try and gouge his eyes out. The Observer rushed over with a blanket and wrapped Vinny up in it tight. Vinny struggled and screamed, biting at The Observer when his hands got to close to his face. Habit stood up, stumbling, his neck quickly healing. He growled and looked at Vinny who was screaming something unintelligible at the top of his lungs. Habit stomped over and kicked Vinny in the face. Vinny didn't react much but just cackled. Habit growled. "Fine, let's see how you like it." Habit growled.

He pounced on top of Vinny who was slowly realizing what was happening. He started to struggle but Habit dug his teeth in Vinny's neck, his unnaturally sharp canines digging deep, he then jerked his head just how Vinny did. Vinny sighed, going limp.

"Exactly, little shit." Habit growled.

He licked the blood away while The Observer got the reviving serum. Habit jerked it from The Observer's grasp. He dripped it into Vinny's neck. It started to slowly heal, and Vinny came back, panting. "Now, say sorry." Habit growled.

Vinny shook. "I-I'm sorry..." Vinny whimpered.

Habit then laid down on top of Vinny.

"I'm napping on you now." Habit growled.

Vinny stared, confused. Habit is a walking mood swing, it's so weird. Vinny just laid there, letting himself be used as a bed by Habit who soon started to purr as he laid there, sleeping. The Observer sighed and went to look at the footage he got curiously.

[proxycrit]

DAY 27- NORTH LOMEI LABYRINTH ISLAND

I can’t believe Purah finally gave them more of the main quest (Purah’s defense is it’s hard to herd our heroes when they hold the collective brain cell of a bag of cats.)

This totk au is called familiar familiar! It’s a what if zelda doesnt go back in time and draws from elements in botw a lot more then from its source material. Flourish with me.

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Bonus treat:

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Fish want him women fear him

[randomfandomisuppose]

Custody battle for the ages thought dump:

-Selling your soul USED to mean that you had to do whatever the person who bought your soul wants you to, but after the defeat of Pariah Dark the Ghost Zone had some massive judicial reforms. Danny isn’t the Ghost King but that’s because he was like “Uh, what? I’m 14 why don’t you guys have an election or something?”

-Pandora is the current prime minister of the Ghost Zone

-I am not coming up with an in depth system of government for a silly idea but I see them as having a parliament and local governments for different parts of the ghost zone and working on a judicial system and all that fun stuff.

-I’m not sure who exactly Danny’s “Ghost Parent” would be but I think it’d be fun if it was Pandora

-Constantine sold his soul to her after the reforms and she’s just like “Ah a little brother for my halfa son how lovely”

-Younger ghosts acknowledge the fact that Constantine is a grown ass man (and a kinda terrifyingly powerful one at that) but the ancients think he’s adorable

-“Awwwwww baby’s first immortality spell 🥺”

-They think him doing magic is cute the same way little kids making mud potions is cute

-Constantine hates it but will also take any advantage he can get, sometimes they’ll do magical favours for him

-Danny calls him baby brother specifically to piss him off

-Danny has been learning ghost magic but isn’t that good at it yet, Constantine mostly only really knows non ghost magic but is slowly picking it up through osmosis

-Danny gets the Fenton tall gene and grows up to be slightly taller than Constantine (To Constantine’s absolute dismay and displeasure as the baby brother jokes increase in frequency)

-Danny just randomly starts showing up at the watchtower whenever Constantine is there to bother him

-The JL is just like “whose lost sassy floating child is this and how the fuck did they get here?”

Bonus:

The bat siblings: “There’s no fucking way they’re siblings they look and sound nothing alike.”

Danny and Constantine: (Have a full blown magical duel because Danny hid Constantine’s cigarettes, Constantine accidentally lands a hit on Danny and immediately regrets it.)

Danny: I’m gonna tell mom!

Constantine: (Panicked English bargaining)

The bat siblings: “Oh, nevermind.”

[duplicitousfate]

And then Leshy became the official book keeper for the Cults bets.

(art by @dashing-through-ecto )

[not-rab]

*during a prank*

James: What do you think Sirius will do for a distraction?

Remus: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*classroom explodes and several students start screaming*

Remus: ... Or he could do that

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

ASL candyland AU

I love the candyland aesthetic. So much.

I have noooo ideas. other. than. this. I haven’t had much time to draw it if I did

Maybe I’ll do more for this later but this enough for now.

🗣️LUFFY IS A LITTLE GUMDROP BOY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

His little gumdrop buttons…

And of course Sabo’s a little (cup) cake cutie and Ace is a little licorice lad :3

[supd00dle]

If someone ever made a reskin mod for sa2 of your organic metal design, wether it's replacing sonic or metal, it would be the only skin I use for that character. The designs jist that peak

one can only imagine. Maybe the endoskeleton replaces Metal Sonic.

[alch-emi]

And from then on the Chain made sure they knew exactly where Hyrule and Wild were at all times. Especially Wild.

A comic for my bestie @mirensiart ‘s LU pain sharing au! I love all the angst potential of it but I wanted to do smth a lil silly w/ one of my favorite duos :)

[bleghbleghladydeath]

This took forever but God damn it it's Sally from my "The Tree" AU.

Here's the images I used Q-Q

The top.

The bottom

The background came from here

Alternate version without the edited background

[unaarista]

another stroll (they met a cute cat this time)

[acnologias-ass]

[Papalogia AU] Merry Christmas! 🎄 Have you sent a letter to Satan this year?

Someone getting coal this year I'm afraid

[dietmimo]

Plant boi be planting. 🌱

[mari-lair]

Question for the researcher Sif stuff. Seeing as Loop is a star would Sif be able to see them clearly or would they still need to either feel their face? [Though clearly Loop wouldn't let that happen but you know.]

They would be able to see Loop well! The researcher's relationship with Loop (who is still Start Again siffrin in the au btw) is actually really interesting, cause siffrin does not remember time loops but he can vaguely sense it after all his studies, and since they are almost magnetically pulled toward stars, they always find Loop.