#“not this bitch”

[candz13z]

But imagine the life series winners just chilling in the winners lounge in the void, and they hear the rumble of an engine slowly fade in😭

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[thinkingabout-girls]

90k note oli theorionsound

[jugganautism]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[woetoy]

what goes on

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[teaboot]

The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

[conceptofjoy]

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

[secretofeva]

Hey❤️

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